The life of the Xianyu family through books

Chapter 925 Come on! Let's hurt each other!

"Your Majesty, General Yan is fighting with someone outside the palace gate!" the eunuch whispered.

The old emperor uttered an "Oh," and asked, "With whom?"

"Yes, the fourth son of the Duke of Peng."

When the Duke of Peng and his wife went to the palace to express their gratitude, he excused them from the audience and let them go.

It seems they bumped into the Yan family boy.

Somewhat surprised, the old emperor raised an eyebrow and asked, "Didn't you just save the young son of the Duke of Peng?"

Instead of being grateful, why did they have to fight?

The eunuch pursed his lips, suppressing a smile, and recounted the feud between the fourth young master of the Duke of Peng's mansion and General Yan, who had repeatedly distinguished himself in battle beyond the Great Wall and had been summoned by His Majesty.

The old emperor's gloomy expression softened somewhat, and his voice even carried a hint of laughter.

After thinking for a moment, he ordered, "Bring Peng Si in as well."

……

Outside the palace gates, what was called a fight was more accurately described as a one-sided beating.

The servants from the Duke of Peng's mansion and the Duke of Ding's mansion were evenly matched in a fight.

But it wasn't enough against the small camps coming from the border.

They weren't as strong, as powerful, as well-coordinated, or as well-prepared as the others...

Isn't it a bit odd that everyone carries a rope around?

Yan Yu herself does not do the work.

She was about to meet the old emperor.

What kind of situation is it if someone gets their arm or leg broken outside the palace gates?

Not wanting to get entangled with Peng Si, he signaled to the men of Xiao'an Camp to finish the battle quickly.

Upon receiving the instructions, the latter slapped the servants of the Duke of Peng's mansion several times, leaving them dizzy and disoriented. They were then tied up with ropes and immediately became obedient.

"Little Four, stop hitting him! Be careful!" Madam Peng exclaimed.

Duke Peng: "I, the Duke, order you to stop! Stop!"

Peng Si was still stubbornly insisting: "You fatso, so what if you saved my brother? My parents will give you a generous gift. Little Liu will remember your kindness and repay you when he grows up. But I can't settle this score with you. If you know what's good for you, let me beat you up. Otherwise, I'll keep an eye on you and make sure you can't move an inch in the capital!"

General Yan said calmly, "Bring it on."

The eunuch who delivered the imperial edict arrived just in time.

The two were summoned to an audience.

Duke Peng and his wife, still worried, quickly sent a message to the Imperial Concubine and entered the palace a second time.

……

Yan Yu wasn't curious at all about the ornate beams and painted pillars, or the imposing and majestic imperial palace.

I watched the broadcast from Jiuxiao many times.

She probably knows the layout of the palace better than even the old emperor, the master of the palace. If she wanted to, she could draw a full-scale floor plan in no time.

She took a second look at the interior decorations, though.

At this moment, Yan Yu was in the emperor's inner study.

My first impression was that there were so many memorials to the emperor; one large table couldn't hold them all.

"Your Majesty, you must stand up for Xiao Si! This brat from Guanzhou is going too far, blocking my doorstep and beating me!"

As soon as Peng Si came in, he performed a face-changing act for Yan Yu.

"Xiao Si was just annoyed by Pan Zheng's extravagant spending since returning from the capital, so he kindly offered some advice. With the floods in the south, His Majesty set an example by advocating frugality, but Pan Zheng not only ignored him, but also blamed Xiao Si for being nosy and meddlesome. They got into a quarrel, and this Commander Yan from Guanzhou, eager to curry favor, chased Xiao Si all the way from the street to his home, relentlessly pursuing him!"

Peng Si said aggrievedly, "I was already inside the house when she broke down my door and dragged me out to beat me! Your Majesty, please do justice for me!" "If you hadn't first thrown the food into the ground where we eat, would I have chased after you to beat you?"

Peng Si looked over in utter astonishment.

She immediately blushed.

He didn't bring it up because he didn't want to.

The fat man who had been kneeling respectfully just moments before now straightened up and glared at him fiercely.

That fatso has some nerve; doesn't he know the rules of the imperial court?

The Imperial Concubine was his aunt, in other words, His Majesty was his uncle. From childhood to adulthood, he had attended countless palace banquets, both large and small, and had met His Majesty privately many times. He had a unique reliance that set him apart from others.

So what if Pan Zheng's family is more powerful than his? So what if his father holds a large army? Peng Si still dares to provoke him!

To his even greater surprise, the fat man from this side of the pass not only dared to speak before His Majesty had given his instructions, but also talked on and on.

"The best banquet at Bazhenlou is so expensive!" Yan Yu exclaimed sincerely. "That's bear paw! Honey bear paw! I can't even imagine how delicious it is! This might be the only chance I'll ever have in my life to eat it, and if I miss it, it'll be gone forever!"

With her round face scrunched up, she looked even more aggrieved than Peng Si next to her.

"You didn't just ruin Zheng Ge's life with your poop, you ruined the whole Bazhenlou restaurant, making it impossible for us to eat, and you've wasted all the food. You're the biggest wasteful one!"

"Your Majesty!" Yan Yu said with a righteous expression, "I did chase him to his doorstep and even dragged him out and smeared poop on his face, but he provoked me first. If he hadn't disgusted me first, I wouldn't have disgusted him."

A young eunuch nearby couldn't help but chuckle. The sound was very faint, but in the quiet moment, it was quite noticeable.

The old eunuch glared at him fiercely.

The young eunuch was so frightened that he immediately knelt down.

At this point, Peng Si didn't care about saving face anymore.

“I threw it away, you only smelled it, but you made me eat it…”

"Hey, hey, hey!" Yan Yu interrupted him: "Don't talk nonsense. I did wipe it off, but when did I let you eat it? It's your own mouth, you can eat it if you want, I can't control you."

"You mean, I feel mildly disgusted by the smell, but you feel extremely disgusted by the taste of poop? Is there such a thing as mild or severe disgust? I smelled it, you tasted it, you feel disgusted by it, and I feel disgusted by it back. If you don't provoke me, I won't hit you. Tell me, isn't that the truth?"

Yan Yu kept making pooping noises in her mouth.

Not to mention Peng Si's slightly disgusted expression, everyone in the inner study looked somewhat uneasy.

come!Hurt each other!

She attacked everyone equally with her poop.

"You brought several night-scented buckets and threw firecrackers into them, making a mess everywhere. The ground and walls were covered in splatter, and then you just left. We had to clean it up for the shop owners bit by bit. That street stank for two whole days. Everyone has their own culprits, but you dragged innocent people into this mess. Isn't that right? Now that you know you're wrong, shouldn't you go and apologize? Compensate the shop owners? They were just trying to run their businesses, what did they do to deserve this mess? Isn't that unfair?"

"You dare to accuse us first? Hmph! You still have the nerve to ask His Majesty to intervene? Your Majesty! You should intervene for us! We came all the way from Guanzhou, and before we even got to experience the prosperity of the capital, we were disgusted by this mess of poop, and then our child was stolen by kidnappers!"

The chubby boy was articulate and showed none of the nervousness one might expect when first entering the palace to meet the emperor.

This made the old emperor's eyes light up with amusement.

The reason for summoning Peng Si to the palace was to observe Yan Xiaoer's response to the two boys' antics.

"Peng Si, you may step down now. In the future, don't go too far when you're playing around."

What else could Peng Si say? He only regretted that he wasn't quick enough to speak and hadn't managed to outbid the fat man.

He lost his battle with the fatso's poop!
He withdrew in frustration.

Yan Yu looked up, her eyes sparkling as she gazed at the old emperor.

The old emperor looked at Cola and asked her, "What are you trying to say?"

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for standing up for us! Your Majesty spoke to him but not to me, which is to say you stood up for us. Thank you, Your Majesty!"

Waiter: Whoosh! Whoosh! Daddy keeps attacking!
Peng Si: ...This young master has been defeated, not by the fat man's mouth, but by the fat man's hands, defeated by his poop. How disgusting!

The old emperor: This child is quite the talker!