My whole family is dancing

Daoist Wu Bian woke up, forced to wake up, with anger.

After washing up, he sat on the armchair, took a sip of tea and put a piece of maltose in his mouth, his eyes fell on the two people standing in front of him.

He glared at Bai Fu'er, "You're playing on the teacher's face, you are too courageous, today the teacher will punish you."

A little Taoist leader took the clothes that Taoist Wu Bian had changed out to wash, and Taoist Wu Bian stopped him, "Zi Zi, put down the clothes, I don't need you to wash them today. It's rare for your little uncle to come here to fulfill his filial piety, so let her wash them." Bar."

The little Taoist leader hurriedly put down his clothes, secretly happy for a while, for no other reason, the clothes hadn't been changed in a month, and he almost fainted.

Taoist Boundless looked at Bai Fu'er with a smile, "Fu'er, you should wash all the clothes, shoes and socks for the teacher, Young Master Wei, you can come together."

The clothes were put on the ground ten steps away from the two of them, but the smell was still so clear.

Baifuer walked up curiously and bent down to smell it, almost throwing up.

Covering his nose and running away, "Master, how long has it been since you changed your clothes?"

Boundless Daoist smiled even more happily, "To open a furnace for alchemy as a teacher, you must concentrate on it. How can you think about changing the wash? It will only take a month, plus it has been infected several times by various medicinal materials and sweat. It's a bit big."

"You two have to wash it clean."

The corners of Wei Yunqi's mouth twitched slightly, the smelly girl is an apprentice, it's only natural for her to wash clothes for her master, what about him?

What is he washing?
At this moment, Daoist Wu Bian seemed to have the ability to read minds, "Young Master Wei, just now you were able to use a brush to sweep Pindao's ears and nose?"

When doing bad things together, of course we have to work together.

Just like that, the two of them squatted on the ground and started washing clothes. Bai Fuer regretted it in her heart, and why did she come here on a whim?
It's fine to suffer all the way, but also to wash such smelly clothes.

He gave Wei Yunqi a hard look, "I do laundry, you wash pants and socks."

Wei Yunqi pretended, "I don't wash it, you wash everything, it's your master."

Just kidding, has he ever done this kind of work at home?
Baifuer is not used to him, originally wanted to say that if Wei Yunqi gave her money, she would be able to grit her teeth and wash her teeth, but the socks were too smelly, she didn't want to make this money, so she turned around and started with Wei Yunqi on her back Hit the clothes with a laundry stick, finish washing early and run away early, so I don't care about him.

Seeing that she washed the clothes out to dry in a short time, it was time to wash the pants and socks by herself. Wei Yunqi just wanted her to wash them together, but she turned around and left, then sat down and started drinking water Eat maltose.

"Master, I have washed everything that should be washed by me. You have been in seclusion for so long, what kind of medicine did you practice?"

Daoist Boundless said cheerfully, "This is a secret, I haven't seen you for so long, what are you doing at home?"

"Work."

Bai Fuer looked at him with a smile, "I've been busy at home recently, Master, you see how filial I am, I still find time to visit you and wash your clothes after being so busy, shouldn't you also express it?"

Daoist Boundless suddenly felt that the maltose in his mouth was not fragrant, "What do you want Master to give you?"

"Master, people call you Master, but you don't seem to have taught me anything until now, right?"

Take advantage of her.

Daoist Wu Bian wished he could spit out the maltose in his mouth. This girl, who has no skills, is cheating and abducting. If she has skills, can she pay it back?
Seeing that he was unmoved, Bai Fuer said again, "Master, have you ever seen a master who doesn't teach his apprentices anything? I don't want to learn anything. In the future, when other Taoists meet me, they will know me It's your apprentice, and he doesn't know anything, so he will definitely laugh at you."

"Even our Taoist temple will be laughed at."

"Master, even if you don't teach me something, give me something precious to defend myself."

She firmly believes that her master must have something good. After all, Taoist priests who can make alchemy are powerful. It is said that black powder is invented by Taoist priests during alchemy. His master must also make something, right?

Daoist Boundless was so entangled by her that he finally gave her a bunch of small copper balls. Five small balls dangled like grapes on a thin chain, which looked like some kind of jewelry.

"This is a self-defense copper ball for the teacher. If you are in danger, take one off and throw it towards the enemy. Remember, it must be thrown on the ground, it will emit poisonous smoke, so that you can escape."

Baifuer was in full bloom, so she said that her master had something good.

"Thank you Master."

That's all for one day, and I'll come back next time to ask for other things. Let's take it step by step.

"Master, you must be tired, let the apprentice come and squeeze your shoulders."

Daoist Wu Bian sighed quietly while enjoying the young disciple's courteousness, but the disciple was still so useless.

"Master, my family is going to buy and sell brown sugar. I will send you brown sugar when it is ready. How about brown sugar winter melon tea? It can relieve heat and heat."

"Master, I still have to prepare to raise a lot of ducks and geese, and I will send you salted duck eggs later, the kind that are turned into sand and oil."

"Master"

He made a lot of empty promises, and Dao Wu Bian couldn't see his eyes with a smile, thinking that he was really a little disciple.

Helpless, Wei Yunqi couldn't stand the smell of the socks, so he hit his hand with a laundry stick and let out a scream of 'ouch'. In the end, the job of washing the smelly socks was given to Tangyuan.

Tang Yuan knew that his young master would not be so honest about washing clothes, so he didn't expect to be cruel to him because of this, but he felt a lot better when he heard his young master screaming so miserable.

In the afternoon, Bai Fuer was going to see the Wei family's horse, after all, she had to go back in the cart pulled by it, and she was afraid that she would break down on the way at a young age.

The horse was sleeping standing up, and Bai Fuer stepped forward and slapped it on the head, "Wake up, the cart is in a mess, how dare you sleep?"

"I ask you, why don't you pull the cart properly?"

Ma'er glanced at her, pretending not to understand.

Baifuer snorted twice, and pinched the horse's ears, "I warn you, I don't care what happens to you in the future, but I will go back today in a cart pulled by you. I will tell the people of the Wei family that you have entered your body with evil spirits, and they will burn you in red."

The horse took a step back, and was about to speak when he heard footsteps, and fell to the ground in an instant. When Wei Yunqi came in, he saw Baifu'er's hand raised in the air, and the horse neighed in pain. One sound.

"Smelly girl, you are too poisonous, you actually attacked the horse?"

Bai Fuer turned around, "Do you believe me when I said that the horse fell down by itself?"

"You think I'm stupid."

Wei Yunqi put his hands on his hips, "I saw you beat it with my own eyes."