My whole family is dancing

"Ah, it's time to eat. It's really time for me to come here."

The high-pitched voice revealed pride and joy, and everyone turned their heads. The only flower matchmaker in Wenchang Village came. As soon as she entered the door, her eyes fell on the table, and her eyes shone brightly at the oily piece of meat.

Seeing her showing her yellow teeth, Po Li lost her good mood, Wen stepped forward and said with a smile, "Aunt Hua, I thought you would never come again."

The flower matchmaker was all smiles, thinking that the food from Baijia was delicious, and she knew it tasted good before eating it, "Come, why don't you come, I am here, there is good news, why don't we eat?" Say more?"

"I see that everyone has arrived, it's not good to keep everyone waiting, it's really a coincidence that I came here."

The people sitting here are more or less unhappy, and the most annoying is this kind of person who will show up when you wait for your meal, and the eyes will fall into the vegetable bowl as soon as you come.

Flower matchmakers are such people.

In the village, there is one house to eat that house, and when the time comes, you can choose one to sit and open your mouth. There is a good girl somewhere. I want to tell your kid, can you not entertain her for a meal?
And she has no rules when eating, and she rummages in the bowl with chopsticks, which is off-putting.

When I thought about sharing vegetables with her in the same bowl later, I felt that the meat on the table was not tasty.

Mrs. Li wiped her hands on the apron, "Aunt Hua, let's talk first, we have been waiting for you since yesterday, when I saw Aunt Hua leave the village, I didn't see you coming back, it all started from yesterday I waited until this evening in the morning."

The sisters-in-law and sisters-in-law all looked at the flower matchmaker, and the flower matchmaker could only reluctantly withdraw her gaze from the meat on the table, walked to the side and began to brag about her achievements yesterday.

"If you say that Miss Zhang's family is really capable, she has managed such a large family business smoothly, and the servants of Zhang's family are more respectable than us."

"The courtyard of Zhang's family is spacious, and the houses are all built with brick walls and tiles, decent and grand"

"If you say that our Baijia is now a big family, the boys in the family are also worthy of matching the girls of the Zhang family."

Seeing her rambling, Xiao Li asked, "Aunt Hua, everyone is still waiting for dinner, so tell us, have you entered the gate of the Zhang family?"

"Have you seen Mrs. Zhang?"

The flower matchmaker smiled dryly, "Naturally, I have entered the door. As a matchmaker, there is no door that we cannot enter. It is because the Zhang family is busy and not busy. Turn around, I will go there again."

"You see, it's quite late. If you don't eat first, you won't be able to get food when it gets dark."

Mrs. Li pursed her lips, and turned her head to look at Mrs. Wen. It stands to reason that there is no reason to offend the matchmaker. The matchmaker can say that you are a flower, and you can also say that you are worthless. Everyone is somewhat taboo , but their matchmaker in Wenchang Village is really a bit out of date.

Bai Fuer heard it clearly from the side, that the matter was not done, but she didn't come back and said that she had to wait for something to be good before she came. Seeing that the sweet potatoes were still dancing happily at the door, she said, "Mother, how about Let's eat, it will be cold in a while."

Wen took a deep breath, pulled out a smile, and told himself not to delay everyone's dinner because of this flower matchmaker.

"Auntie, it's all here, just sit down."

The flower matchmaker beamed with joy, "Okay, okay, I said that we are lucky to be matchmakers. No, the table is full of delicious dishes when we come here."

As he spoke, he yelled loudly, "You guys hunted tigers yesterday, and you earned a lot of money, right? This is a happy event, but you should have a meal."

Everyone started to set the table and chopsticks, and Bai Fuer called the sweet potatoes away, and the sweet potatoes were very dissatisfied, saying, "The sweet potatoes are busy, those bone grabbers who didn't guard the door came in." '

Baifuer squatted down and told it, "There are no ribs tonight, the ribs will be available tomorrow, only a few big pig skulls are still cooking soup in the pot, you can do something for me, I will quietly give you some pieces of fat later." , is better than bones."

'Okay, sweet potatoes are up to you, it's okay to give two more pieces of meat, sweet potatoes also want to make friends. '

"make a deal."

Bai Fuer gave orders to sweet potatoes, and when she sat down at the table, she saw the flower matchmaker sitting opposite her put three pieces of pork head meat into her mouth with her chopsticks, and quickly picked up two pieces of fat meat with the chopsticks in her hand. In her own bowl, her eyes were still fixed on the bowl containing the pig's ears, and she didn't know whether it was oil or saliva overflowing from the corner of her mouth.
Immediately, Bai Fu'er felt a tumbling stomach, and lost interest in the dishes on the table.

"Wang, wang, wang."

The big yellow dog from the village head's family rushed in, followed by two dogs, one black and one white. For some unknown reason, the dogs started fighting, right at the feet of the flower matchmaker.

"Ouch, someone's beast stepped on me."

Seeing that the flower matchmaker stood up, the little Huainiang who was sitting next to her also retreated to the side, at this moment a big square-headed dog jumped out from nowhere and bumped into the flower matchmaker's waist, "Hey~~~ Yo~~~"

The flower matchmaker fell down and knocked over her bowl, and the meat she occupied in the bowl also fell to the ground, and several dogs swarmed up and ate it up in an instant.

'Hey, this is the first time I've eaten pork head meat, it's delicious. '

'Me too, it's very fragrant. '

"Oh, I swallowed too fast and didn't taste the taste. I regret it."

"Sweet Potato, you mean what you say, I'm going to make a bigger move~ This woman walked through the back door of my house yesterday, and even picked up stones to hit me, I want revenge~"

Sweet Potatoes behaved well, stood in front of them and yelled twice, looking aggressive, but actually said: "Good job, don't worry, my master has agreed, and I will bring the meat in a while." '

The flower matchmaker fell to the ground, and everyone was startled. Someone chased the dogs and others helped her. Just as the flower matchmaker was about to be lifted up, several dogs got on it again. After a burst of barking, Xiao Li and the others hid aside. The flower matchmaker fell to the ground again, a dog walked up to the flower matchmaker, turned around and raised its right hind leg, and urinated on the flower matchmaker's waist with a sizzling sound
Everyone
Really caught off guard!
After a while, a desperate scream came from the sky above Baijia's courtyard, "Ah~~~ God damn it, whose family raised this animal."

The bad dogs scattered, only the sweet potatoes were left, and the sweet potatoes raised their heads, "Wow, woof, what do you look at, this is the home of the sweet potatoes." '

Bai Yegen tilted his head, "Grandma Hua, did you hit someone's dog?"

"My father said you can't beat other people's dogs, because dogs hold grudges."

At this moment, the flower matchmaker could still feel the warmth of the dog's urine, she got up and cursed, looked at the table of meat, smelled the smell of her body, and struggled in her heart.

Seeing that she was about to sit down and continue eating as if nothing had happened, Mrs. Li directly brought a bowl of pork head meat into her hand, "Auntie, I'd better go back and wash and change clothes. You have this smell on you. I'm afraid that the dog who will wait More."

The flower matchmaker chose to return with the meat in the end. She couldn't figure out how she could be bullied by dogs in front of so many people.