My whole family is dancing

Chapter 685 Do you treat this princess as a thug?

A woman is born with the ability to protect her own one-acre three-point land, and she can understand half of it without anyone teaching her. For example, Bai Fuer, although she has zero actual combat experience, she still has a little theoretical experience. .

"You make me subdue, I'm the princess."

Princess Wenjia expressed that she could not accept it, and Bai Fuer said, "Who knows when you close the door, besides, you let me soften my attitude, but you don't want to make me soft. These have two meanings. Your family is a scholar. Is it the gentle and lovely fairy in the book who dreams all the time?"

"Don't always be like a cat that blows hair. Xiaohua likes you the most. You can easily catch firecrackers. You don't need to bother to fall into their trap."

"The more arrogant and domineering you are, the louder your voice is, the more you can show her gentleness and consideration, and then she will stand up to speak for you, even if you are so angry that you can still get a good reputation for being kind and magnanimous." , you are a shrew when you look at it.”

The more Princess Wenjia thought about it, the more angry she became, because she had already suffered such a loss, "That bitch is the best at putting on airs."

Bai Fuer patted her hand, "Since you are married to the Hou's Mansion, and the Hou's Mansion is not your head now, the only one who can be with you is Mr. Zhao, he is about to be seduced by Cousin Xiaohua, cry you to death, I will give you It's useless for you to put on any formation."

"You have to listen to me about this."

Princess Wenjia took a deep breath to ease her excitement, "Tell me, what should I do?"

Bai Fuer sat down beside her, and smiled mysteriously, "First of all, you have to turn passive into active, show weakness first, and talk about your tragic experience when you are lost. You don't have to make up just this, you know how to say it? You Don't be shy, this is a sharp weapon to handle your handsome husband."

"He must be soft-hearted. If you say that you have no one to rely on but him, he is your everything. No matter how exaggerated, he must be soft-hearted."

"At this moment, you have shown your generosity, and offered to take the initiative to accept his cousin for him. Don't worry, he will not agree even if he has a face in this case."

The dog-headed military master talked a lot and said that he found a treasure mysteriously, "No one outside knows about this thing, and it is not easy to do in our Taoist temple. The truth talisman, as long as you use that little flower, you will be in a hurry." Say what's in your heart, I don't have much left for just this one, you should take good care of it, you know that Mr. Zhao should hear what your cousin said, right?"

Princess Wenjia's eyes lit up, and she quickly took the talisman paper. She is not a big deal, she just got used to it and can't let go of her face.

"I understand, it's best if I anger that bitch first, and then I use this talisman after that bitch loses her sense of propriety, and let her keep her mouth shut, then pretend to be frightened, and put the shit out of her mouth Put it on my mother-in-law's head, kill two birds with one stone, if I deal with this matter and say some decent words, maybe I can take the opportunity to seize my mother-in-law's housekeeping rights in one fell swoop."

Bai Fuer looked like a child who could be taught, first taught her how to use this talisman, and then said: "You can actually learn her tricks, don't be shy, her tricks might be better, don't you mean Does leaving others leave others nowhere to go?"

Princess Wen Jia sublimated, and suddenly she felt refreshed, "So you can handle the man?"

"It's not so easy, it needs to be spent on a daily basis, and it has to be done step by step."

Letting out a breath, Princess Wenjia drank half a cup of tea, and glanced at Baifuer, "Where did you learn these greetings?"

Baifuer smiled, "Do you believe me when I say it's instinct? The ability to defend one's own territory is innate."

Princess Wenjia believed her. After all, she was far away in the southwest at the beginning, and she was in the capital city but failed to win Wei Yunqi. It can be seen that she pinched Wei Yunqi to death.

"Why are you helping me?"

Baifuer smiled meaningfully, "Of course I have something to ask of you. You still help me to buy ice next summer. It's best to let me buy more."

"In the future, you will cover me at the banquet, and if anyone dares to touch my head, you will jump out and deal with them.

Princess Wen Jia raised her eyebrows, "Are you treating this princess as a thug?"

"I don't like to listen to what you said. Are you sure that this is the last time you come to me because of trouble?"

Seeing that she was still raising her eyebrows at him, Princess Wenjia rolled her eyes again, "What happened to what I told you?"

Bai Fuer smiled lightly, "It's in progress, so I don't have any clues yet."

Princess Wenjia urged, "Hurry up, you know the emergency of this matter, think about it, if you do it, you will be blessed with wealth."

Bai Fu'er stood up, "With your kind words, I hope that no terrible disaster is waiting for me."

Miss Wenjia, who was worried that the three-acre land would be invaded by Xiaohua because of her short absence, hurried back. She wanted to go back to make arrangements and was going to wrestle with her mother-in-law.

As soon as she left, Mrs. Wei came, "What is she doing here? In such a hurry?"

Bai Fuer laughed and said: "She is anxious to go back and fight with her mother-in-law."

Mrs. Wei suddenly felt dizzy, and she knew that nothing good would happen. This is the new year, mother-in-law and daughter-in-law will continue to fight, and they don't know who will win. Fu'er must not learn from others.

At the same time, the big mule who was already in Qianyuan Temple was swearing and stamping his feet when he got excited. If you want to ask the reason, it is that Taoist Wu Bian used his hands on it, and it was taken advantage of.

The current Daoist Wu Bian is very interested in the big mule, and wants to study how it speaks. When he entered the door, he opened its mouth and looked at it carefully, and then touched his whole body. The big mule was afraid of him. , I was so aggrieved that I didn't dare to speak, and only dared to curse when it left.

When it was in full swing, Boundless Dao went back and forth, a bowl of dark stuff was poured on the big mule, and the big mule collapsed on the spot, "Heixingan, your master is crazy, I tell you, crazy~"

Master Boundless watched its reaction carefully, and finally realized, "Oh, you are angry, you are angry, are you scolding the poor Taoist?"

'Damn pervert, stinky Taoist priest, what do you want to do? '

'Something was thrown on General Ben, it stinks to death. '

Seeing the boundless expression of the big mule, the Taoist priest found it even more interesting, this is his special concoction, if a monster must show its original shape, now that the big mule looks good, it doesn't look like a monster anymore.

"It seems to be no problem." Master Boundless tried to talk to it, "I'll take a walk with Pindao in a while, you know what I'm going to do, nod if you understand."

The big mule who didn't want to talk to him at first looked at the bowl in his hand, and nodded in grief and indignation. Daoist Wu Bian became excited on the spot, "Did you just scold the poor Taoist?"

The big mule nodded and shook his head quickly, Daoist Wu Bian laughed loudly, "Interesting, very interesting."

"Can you write?"

The big mule rolled his eyes, this smelly Taoist is really crazy!
(End of this chapter)