My whole family is dancing

Speaking of which, Baifuer is also a weak woman, that is to say, she looks rounder than those slender girls. Just such a girl has a big snake weighing more than three catties wrapped around her arm, and anyone who looks at it will shudder.

Wei Yunjing was terrified, afraid that the snake would give his siblings a bite if it didn't have eyes, what would they do if it was bitten badly?
"Brother, don't be afraid. This is a cauliflower snake that is not poisonous. I think this snake may be the leader of those snakes. Take it there and have a look."

Can Wei Yunjing not be afraid?

Such a big snake is still spitting out messages at him, it looks sinister and cunning, "brother and sister, you must be very careful."

Baifuer smiled and turned around, and walked towards the snake group with the cauliflower. The cauliflower was still talking, "Don't worry, little gods, they must come to save me. I will tell them when I see them." Just two sentences will do. '

'Please also tell those people that the little god should not be afraid when we see snakes. We will definitely not bite people actively. People are scared when they see us, and we are even more scared when we see people. Little fairy, please. '

There was a smile on the corner of Baifuer's lips, she didn't look at the cauliflower, but just listened to it and thought it was cute.

When I approached the crowd, I heard them discussing how to get rid of these snakes. Some said fire attack, some brought realgar, and some said that they offended the snake fairy, and the snake fairy's disciples and grandchildren came to take revenge.

The person who was talking saw Bai Fu'er coming, and immediately shouted: "Give way, the Snake Fairy is here."

When Cauliflower heard someone call it Snake Fairy, it immediately became energetic, raised its neck high and spit out apricots, "Hahaha, little fairy, they call me Snake Fairy, I like this name." '

People's words have the power to seal the truth. If everyone seals it as a snake fairy, then he must be, "I will practice in the back mountain of Qianyuan Temple in the future, little fairy, do you think I will?" Really become a snake fairy? '

Cauliflower expressed considerable excitement.

Baifu'er had already squatted down, she had already seen the snakes in front of her, so densely packed that she felt goosebumps all over the ground, 'Yes, go. '

The snakes also saw the cauliflower, and they spat out the apricots excitedly. The cauliflower said proudly, "This is the little fairy I told you. The little fairy promised to tell these people that he would try not to hurt us in the future. Everyone go back." . '

Everyone looked vigilant, and Bai Fuer put down the cauliflower and stood up, and began to talk about his name as the master disciple of Qianyuan Temple, "These snakes have always lived here, they crawled over corpses and ate rats, and the snakes' bodies I don’t know how much poison it has, it’s not good for your health if you eat it, and judging by today’s situation, the snakes probably have some tricks. I think you met them before, and they didn’t take the initiative to bite people. I think if you encounter them in the future, just pretend you didn’t see them. , I heard that snakes are very vengeful, so it’s inevitable that this kind of situation will recur in the future, so don’t eat snakes in the future.”

"I dare not eat it."

The man who caught the cauliflower was almost frightened, so he fished out a snake from the grass nest, who knew that it would attract so many people, it scared everyone to death.

"Well, I'm afraid this snake has some kind of skill. Why did it come here as soon as it was caught? Could it be that it's really a snake fairy?"

"may be"

Cauliflower proudly took its father-in-law's family and younger brothers away, and the densely packed snakes just disappeared without a trace. Everyone was relieved and began to discuss the identity of Cauliflower. Come to Feng's, tell her to ask someone to buy two pigs and come back, "I will kill them today, and I will treat you as a treat, so as to calm everyone down."

Feng quickly told the news to everyone, and everyone was overjoyed immediately, "If you kill a pig, there will be pig blood. I love that stuff the most, it's smooth and tender."

"There is not only pig blood, but also large intestines, heart and lungs. Two pigs are boiled in a big pot, which is enough for everyone to eat."

"Then let's have a table"

The whole Xiaobeisong had an attitude of celebrating the New Year in an instant, everyone was working hard, Baifuer was washing his hands, and Caiyun brought back a set of clothes from the mule cart for her to change, "Fortunately, there has been a lot of clothes in the cart." I have a change of clothes, this arm has been entangled by a snake, and the little prince will definitely want you to hug him later, thinking about it makes me feel weak and scary."

Bai Fuer laughed and said, "As long as you don't say that I have turned into a snake."

Caiyun was still thinking about it, saying that she was too courageous, "What if it is a poisonous snake?"

"I grew up in the village and I still can't tell whether snakes are poisonous or not?"

Every household in the village doesn’t have a snake, and you can see it in the firewood room when it’s cold. Generally, people in the village don’t dare to see this kind of snake. The older generation said that this is because the ancestors came back to see the descendants, and there are snakes in the house to protect them. is a good thing.

She wasn't afraid of Caiyun anyway, she wished she could throw away the clothes she had just changed, and even thinking about it, she couldn't sleep at night.

"Mother~"

Wei Zijun, dressed in dirt, came, and Bai Fuer, who had just changed her clothes, stepped back, "Stop, don't come over."

Wei Zijun thought his mother was going to play with him, so he immediately became interested, and was about to step forward, Bai Fuer ran away, the mother and son ran and chased each other, the yard was full of Wei Zijun's laughter, Later, Xiao Da and A Shu also joined in. In the end, the clean clothes were covered with mud and changed for nothing.

Mrs. Wei, who came out to greet her when she was returning home, smiled when she saw the four clay figurines. Before she could speak, the three boys rushed towards her. Qin Zhuozhuo, who had just walked over, turned around without hesitation and walked quickly, afraid Three boys saw her.

When Wei Yunqi came back in the evening, Baifuer told him that a snake had come to Wenchang Village. Wei Yunqi was in a daze for a while and accepted the fact that he was an ordinary person again, "The big mule went crazy again in the army, look That posture should really be training the mule, and I tried to talk to it, and he rolled my eyes."

Ever since I learned that the big mule proclaimed himself to be the mule general and the defender Yunqi brought him to the army, how could he not be crazy in the army, Bai Fuer expressed her understanding, "Just tell him to do whatever you want, It can understand what you say, if you can’t handle him, just tell me and say that you won’t take it there in the future.”

"It's so cheap, it has to be threatened."

"But don't hit it, it values ​​face very much, just give it a piece of candy every day."

Wei Yunqi listened very seriously, and said that Binghua's son had almost been trained, "It's not easy to become a war horse, but it is still very powerful as the son of the horse king. I will bring it back and say a few words to it, and I will tell it Just say whatever you want."

Baifuer laughed, feeling that she would become an animal language translator in the future, and the only client in front of her was the one in front of her, "Just remember to pay the fee."

"There's nothing wrong with that."

Wei Yunqi got up and began to untie his belt, Bai Fuer asked with a smile, "You are?"

Throwing his belt away, Wei Yunqi leaned forward, "All my property is in your hands, there is no need for money, only this body is worth looking at, if you don't like it, just accept it. "

Baifuer was overjoyed, and suddenly became interested, "So I'm the creditor, come on, take off your clothes and let the creditor take a closer look."