My whole family is dancing

"Second brother, you have never been so worried before going out to fight, why are you so worried when you go out to suppress bandits this time?"

Qin Zhuozhuo also found that something was wrong with Baifuer, and he was very curious, "Is it too tiring to take care of the child, or I will take care of it for a few days, so you can take a good rest."

Bai Fuer sighed, didn't know how to explain it, so she could only say: "Maybe I'm just a hard worker, I used to have things to do every day and I was very energetic, but now I'm not used to being a leisurely lady." .”

Qin Zhuozhuo disagreed, "It must be because of these brats that you are exhausted. I will go back to your mother's house tomorrow and let Xiaojun and I go with you. You can rest at home for a day."

Baifuer has no objection, and on the second day after sending Wei Zijun away, she goes back to her room and continues to lie down. Once she lays down, she doesn't want to get up, and if she can't sleep, she just lies in a daze, fantasizing about messy things, and being lazy until lunch Didn't get up to eat.

Caiyun did not know where to get a story book, it was written in a story about a lady who fell in love with a poor scholar, halfway through it, she saw that Baifuer's heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys were hurting, the woman in it was not suitable for being a good young lady , I want to go to the scholar's thatched hut to cook and sell all my support for the scholar.

The ending, of course, is that the scholar does not dislike the chaff after becoming famous, and then brings the chaff to the old father-in-law's house to "show off his power".

The old father-in-law's family is portrayed as quite philistine, bah!

At first I wanted to lie down, but I was so hungry that I had to get up. After a dizzy meal, I continued to sit and watch the sunset. I caught a glimpse of Shanhui who was going out. Shanhui looked at her suspiciously, "Are you Not sick? '

Baifuer smiled, and continued to indulge herself lazily.

Madam Wei was also worried about her state, guessing she must have kept something secret, didn't his son go to suppress the bandits at all?
To do more dangerous errands?

"Fu'er, if you have something on your mind, you must say it. If there are many people in the family, you can find a way. Don't be bored by yourself."

Baifuer blinked her eyes, knowing that she had misunderstood, and that being lazy was about to end, she turned her head and looked at her mother-in-law, "Mother, do you believe me when I say that I'm just being lazy and don't want to move? "

"I used to be very busy, but now there is nothing I need to do. The children don't need me to watch all the time, so they are a little lazy. Laziness is addictive. I just want to be more and more lazy. I don't want to do anything, even meals. I don’t even bother to eat, I sleep too much, my body is weak and my head is groggy, and I don’t want to get up.”

Mrs. Wei was a little dumbfounded, "Is that so?"

"Is such that."

Mrs. Wei smiled helplessly, "Then you can't be lazy like this, it's not good for your health, if you feel bored, go out for a walk, drop by, go to the night market or something with your sister-in-law at night, if the second child is not here, what do you miss? It’s easy to think too much when you have nothing to do.”

She was relieved to be sure that there was nothing to hide from her.

Then Qin Zhuozhuo took her out every day to wander around, shopping everywhere, with a posture of spending money like water, Qin Zhuozhuo said, "How can a woman be bored, sleep at home too lazy, go out to listen to operas and buy money for money?" Things can make people feel happy, let's go, my sister-in-law will buy you jewelry."

In this way, Bai Fuer, who was hanging out with his sister-in-law, soon lived a luxurious life. In just one month, he bought a lot of clothes and jewelry, and even bought two shops on the way shopping, very happy.

And Wei Yunqi, who was suppressing the bandits, was already preparing to come back. There was no way, the trip was too smooth, and the bandits they wanted to suppress were not very strong. Feel tricky.

Although he came prepared, he didn't have much room to display it. Even the flute around his waist was just a decoration, everything was covered by cauliflower.

It is said that Caihua brought her father-in-law's family and younger brother to this mountain, and soon got connected with the boss of the mountain. Everyone was ready to fight, but when they heard that Caihua was going to help solve the nest of bandits, The boss at the top of the mountain immediately took the cauliflower to find the bigger boss, and gathered most of the beasts on the top of the mountain within a day. There was no way, the bandits on the top of the mountain were too hateful.

'Many of our brothers have been raped by them over the years. My wild boar family swore that they must pay with their blood. '

"Our snake family is the same, because of the dragon and phoenix soup, how many snakes in our family fell into their mouths, and this revenge must be avenged!" '

'Wooooow, you snakes want revenge, and our pheasant family can't lag behind! '

Even the tiger family on the mountain also expressed their intention to take action, "I have already taken action several times for Lao Tzu's fur. Since there are people below who are going to suppress them, then we will help those people and restore the cleanliness of the mountain. ability. '

The rest of the animals responded one after another. There was nothing they could do. There were a lot of people in the bandits' den, and those people set traps everywhere when they had nothing to do. They lost too much.

In this way, the cauliflower contacted the big mule, and the big mule found Wei Yunqi. After some difficult guesses, Wei Yunqi finally knew the intention of the cauliflower. The big mule was relieved at that time, thinking about it If only I could read and write, I don't need to spend so much effort on a few simple sentences.

That night, Wei Yunqi led people to block the only way down the mountain, telling everyone that he had made plans, but they didn't understand, what plans could the general have if all of them were here?

When the first scream sounded, the soldiers suddenly regained their spirits, and soon there were countless panicked and yelling for help from the mountain.

"The sound is getting closer, hurry up, come a team to arrest people, come a team to bind."

Be good, no wonder the general ordered you to bring more rope.

This night was a night of fantasy for all the soldiers. I saw those bandits running down one by one. Seeing them was like seeing their own grandfather. Scared these vicious bandits like this?

Wei Yunqi temporarily changed his story, saying that he brought back from the southwest a kind of medicinal powder that could attract all kinds of beasts, and let people secretly sprinkle it in the bandit's den, "Attracting all the beasts on the mountain in the middle of the night, this matter will be done." .”

The soldiers laughed loudly, admiring their general while tying up the mountain bandits. They completed the errand without any effort. What could be more gratifying than this?

Of course, I went up to the mountain early the next morning to search the bandit's lair. All the beasts had already retreated, and the rest was a mess, but the bandit's inventory still made these soldiers happy. The general has the final say on how many there are.

Wei Yunqi's big wave of his hand made the recorders lose [-]% of the records, so the soldiers were happier, and distributed those things on the spot. The local officials led them up the mountain, and bowed to Wei Yunqi to express their gratitude.