Picking up a husband is a pit
Chapter 114
Chapter 114
Liu Xixi thoughtlessly crawled back into the bed and took a nap. When she woke up, the neighbor's rooster was too tired to make a long ending sound.
Hearing a short "oh" and nothing else, you know it's time to get up.
After getting dressed and tidying up the bedding, he sat in front of the mirror and combed his long hair with a comb. It was so painful to pull himself, and he was baring his teeth and hissing, when he heard the sound of chatting in the yard.
The voice didn't sound right, like an elderly woman!
Standing up, he pushed open a gap from the window, and saw two people sitting around the stone table in the yard, one was her family, and the other was an old woman with white hair who could only see her back.
Two generations behind, the two sat at the stone table and chatted speculatively. Those who didn't know thought it was grandma and grandson enjoying family happiness.
Hearing the hearty laughter of the old grandma again, she patted the "grandson" next to her and praised her again and again.
Liu Xixi was surprised. Could it be that after Fu Youyou, the grandma of the Fu family came to recognize her grandson?
After the window was closed, Liu Xixi supported the mirror to ponder the tricks.
In the yard, Fu Zhouzhi turned his head and looked sideways. From the corner of his eye, he saw Liu Xixi peeking through the window again. The corner of his lips curled up into a meaningful smile. He didn't break it. After Liu Xixi closed the window again like a tortoise, Fu Zhouzhi continued to face Grandma Zhao pretended to be a well-behaved grandson.
"Grandma, go ahead and listen, kid. Apart from not being able to lift heavy objects or eat spicy food, what else should you pay attention to?"
"Hehe, you boy, people outside say you are stupid, but I don't think you are stupid, Grandma Zhao."
"The boy is not stupid."
There is no fool in the world who would call himself stupid!
Granny Zhao patted Fu Zhouzhi's shoulder, loving and caring, "You remember everything that grandma said, maybe grandma will come over someday to have a look."
"Okay, grandma, just come and see if the boy is doing the right thing. If he is wrong, you can punish the boy in any way you want."
"Okay, okay. Grandma told you, this pregnant woman is the most unstable in the first three months. Be careful when you walk, be careful when you carry things, and be careful no matter what you do. There are some people in our village who are in good health. The thing, the result, it’s gone..."
"This boy promises that the boy will take care of everything in the family, and the wife can just lie down in the house."
"You can't just lie down all the time, you still have to let your wife out for a walk and bask in the sun more, if you don't move around, you will lose strength. Besides, you should pay more attention to whether the vegetable girl likes spicy food or sour food..."
"Why is this?"
"There's an old saying about a sour girl, if she likes spicy food, she's probably pregnant with a girl. If she likes sour food, she must be a brat!"
This is the sour girl!
Fu Zhouzhi was educated, so he would like to eat sour and spicy food!
Twins...
Puchi, Fu Zhouzhi really couldn't hold back, and finally burst out laughing.
But in the eyes of Grandma Zhao, this smile is the foolish joy of a boy who is about to become a father. "Don't just laugh, grandma said so much, do you remember?"
"Remember." Covering his mouth and holding back, the chick nodded like eating rice.
"That's alright, girl Cai hasn't woken up at this time, I think she just got pregnant and snoozes, so grandma won't bother you, when Cai girl wakes up later, remember to warm up the chicken soup for her, and eat it cold when she's just pregnant It hurts the body and hurts the children..."
"Okay, the boy will definitely do it."
"Then grandma can go." Grandma Zhao rolled her eyes at the silly boy who was still giggling as she spoke.
Fu Zhouzhi continued to nod his head, and continued to act obediently and giggle.
Until Grandma Zhao left and the courtyard door was closed again, Fu Zhouzhi not only didn't restrain himself, but also laughed even more wildly.
It made Liu Xixi laugh out of the bedroom.
Under the porch, Liu Xixi was holding the comb in one hand, and before she had time to comb her long hair, she was forced to come out by the silly laughter in the yard, to see what kind of nerves the idiot had.
Eyelids half-drooped, almost squinting to despise Fu Zhouzhi who was dumbfounded by covering his mouth.
Fu Zhouzhi stopped laughing wildly, controlled his facial muscles to change from a smirk state to an inscrutable one, with a dignified expression. "Xixi got up a little late this morning. It would be nice if you came out a step earlier. Grandma Zhao has been waiting for you all morning."
Is it too late? Of course Fu Zhouzhi knew that she had woken up a long time ago. Not only did she wake up, but she also heard the conversation between him and Grandma Zhao just now.
"What did you tell Granny Zhao..." and arranged her behind her back!She seems to have heard a lot of talk about raising babies!Weird, why did Grandma Zhao discuss this with an unfamiliar person of her grandchildren!
"It's nothing, but it's just..." Fu Zhouzhi walked over with his hands behind his back, and when he reached the front, he took the comb from Liu Xixi's hand with two fingers.
Under Liu Xixi's angrily staring eyes, Fu Zhouzhi smiled peacefully, "...it's just some elders caring and teaching the younger generation. Listening to Grandma Zhao's words is comparable to studying hard for ten years."
As he spoke, he pushed open the door behind Liu Xixi, wrapped his arms around his waist, and after a while, Liu Xixi was brought into the room.
Holding her shoulders, Liu Xixi sat in front of the mirror.
Just like the seriousness when I combed Liu Xixi's hair for the first time that day, I took the comb and stroked it slowly from the end to the end of the hair, carefully walking on thin ice.
Liu Xixi was ashamed and angry at the mirror, but looking at the serious face printed in the mirror, she couldn't express any anger.
"Hickey."
"Say something."
"When did you get pregnant?"
"..."
Every time this person opens his mouth, what he spits out is either thunder or fart...
Liu Xixi's anger was futile, so she could only look at her coldly. "you guess!"
"Guess, there must be some basis." The slender fingers, with the chill of getting up early, pinched Liu Xixi's wrist and put it on the mirror stand. In Liu Xixi's astonishment, three fingers had already rested on her pulse.
Liu Xixi's heart trembled, why did this man want to take her pulse? Could it be that he really suspected that she had an affair with someone!
Just so blatantly doubting her innocence!
Just don't trust her!
"Xixi..." The cold voice rang in his ears, and Liu Xixi could see his bent and lowered jaw as long as he turned his head.
Liu Xixi didn't look back, and didn't respond, he wanted to get a pulse, casually, he wanted to be suspicious, casually, the two people on the left and right were not real couples, and there was no barrier between husband and wife.
"Xixi, your pulse looks like..." with a long tail.
Even if Liu Xixi was ashamed and annoyed, she couldn't help turning her head to pay attention to what he said next.
"Moving like a rabbit, strong like a cow, if she is really pregnant, she must be a son..."
Some people, when they want to fart, they just like to pause in the middle and have another cadence...
It stinks, he is disgusting!
Liu Xixi is now feeling the chills after being teased!
"Mr. Fu's words are wrong. Whoever decides on a son can be strong. Believe it or not, the daughters born by this girl are incomparable to ten boys. Even if this girl wants to conceive, the first child is still a girl... Who is the black-hearted coat of a son like this? Who do you want to wear..."
"Well, then it's settled, girl, you can teach me, the coat is for the husband to wear, as for whether the coat is black-hearted or red-hearted, the husband will dye it for him, Xixi thinks it's a good suggestion for the husband!"
"Very good, when Mr. Fu marries a wife and has a son in the future, the little girl will bring her family to the door to beg for a cup of full moon wine, and watch Mr. Fu dye the rich three-generation young master of your family with her own eyes. Let alone black or red, even if it is colorful The big dye vats are all fancy, and the little girl also supports it with both hands."
"Big dye vat? Don't say it so early. If it comes true, be careful that your son blames you. Being unkind to your mother..."
"You, what does your son have to do with you? It's his mother's business to be kind or not..." Plop, plop... Does it matter? Since it doesn't matter, what is she doing with her heart beating so fast!
It's all to blame for the man in front of him, with a gentle and jade face that is harmless to humans and animals, to say some prodigal remarks that pull people's hearts.
Scumbag!lecher!
Fu Zhouzhi, "He really wants to find his mother."
With a big hand down, it landed on top of Liu Xixi's head, and the five fingers with distinct joints gently rubbed every strand of hair, and said softly, "But if his mother doesn't bring him into this world, he can't help it if he wants to break the sky." .”
He was gentle and teasing, staring at her eyelids without blinking, her heart was agitated and her cheeks were red without knowing it.
Well, she had to admit that she was teased by a scumbag.I have never been so flustered, nor have I been so nervous. I really want to shoot the person who teased him, but I can't do it...
(End of this chapter)
Liu Xixi thoughtlessly crawled back into the bed and took a nap. When she woke up, the neighbor's rooster was too tired to make a long ending sound.
Hearing a short "oh" and nothing else, you know it's time to get up.
After getting dressed and tidying up the bedding, he sat in front of the mirror and combed his long hair with a comb. It was so painful to pull himself, and he was baring his teeth and hissing, when he heard the sound of chatting in the yard.
The voice didn't sound right, like an elderly woman!
Standing up, he pushed open a gap from the window, and saw two people sitting around the stone table in the yard, one was her family, and the other was an old woman with white hair who could only see her back.
Two generations behind, the two sat at the stone table and chatted speculatively. Those who didn't know thought it was grandma and grandson enjoying family happiness.
Hearing the hearty laughter of the old grandma again, she patted the "grandson" next to her and praised her again and again.
Liu Xixi was surprised. Could it be that after Fu Youyou, the grandma of the Fu family came to recognize her grandson?
After the window was closed, Liu Xixi supported the mirror to ponder the tricks.
In the yard, Fu Zhouzhi turned his head and looked sideways. From the corner of his eye, he saw Liu Xixi peeking through the window again. The corner of his lips curled up into a meaningful smile. He didn't break it. After Liu Xixi closed the window again like a tortoise, Fu Zhouzhi continued to face Grandma Zhao pretended to be a well-behaved grandson.
"Grandma, go ahead and listen, kid. Apart from not being able to lift heavy objects or eat spicy food, what else should you pay attention to?"
"Hehe, you boy, people outside say you are stupid, but I don't think you are stupid, Grandma Zhao."
"The boy is not stupid."
There is no fool in the world who would call himself stupid!
Granny Zhao patted Fu Zhouzhi's shoulder, loving and caring, "You remember everything that grandma said, maybe grandma will come over someday to have a look."
"Okay, grandma, just come and see if the boy is doing the right thing. If he is wrong, you can punish the boy in any way you want."
"Okay, okay. Grandma told you, this pregnant woman is the most unstable in the first three months. Be careful when you walk, be careful when you carry things, and be careful no matter what you do. There are some people in our village who are in good health. The thing, the result, it’s gone..."
"This boy promises that the boy will take care of everything in the family, and the wife can just lie down in the house."
"You can't just lie down all the time, you still have to let your wife out for a walk and bask in the sun more, if you don't move around, you will lose strength. Besides, you should pay more attention to whether the vegetable girl likes spicy food or sour food..."
"Why is this?"
"There's an old saying about a sour girl, if she likes spicy food, she's probably pregnant with a girl. If she likes sour food, she must be a brat!"
This is the sour girl!
Fu Zhouzhi was educated, so he would like to eat sour and spicy food!
Twins...
Puchi, Fu Zhouzhi really couldn't hold back, and finally burst out laughing.
But in the eyes of Grandma Zhao, this smile is the foolish joy of a boy who is about to become a father. "Don't just laugh, grandma said so much, do you remember?"
"Remember." Covering his mouth and holding back, the chick nodded like eating rice.
"That's alright, girl Cai hasn't woken up at this time, I think she just got pregnant and snoozes, so grandma won't bother you, when Cai girl wakes up later, remember to warm up the chicken soup for her, and eat it cold when she's just pregnant It hurts the body and hurts the children..."
"Okay, the boy will definitely do it."
"Then grandma can go." Grandma Zhao rolled her eyes at the silly boy who was still giggling as she spoke.
Fu Zhouzhi continued to nod his head, and continued to act obediently and giggle.
Until Grandma Zhao left and the courtyard door was closed again, Fu Zhouzhi not only didn't restrain himself, but also laughed even more wildly.
It made Liu Xixi laugh out of the bedroom.
Under the porch, Liu Xixi was holding the comb in one hand, and before she had time to comb her long hair, she was forced to come out by the silly laughter in the yard, to see what kind of nerves the idiot had.
Eyelids half-drooped, almost squinting to despise Fu Zhouzhi who was dumbfounded by covering his mouth.
Fu Zhouzhi stopped laughing wildly, controlled his facial muscles to change from a smirk state to an inscrutable one, with a dignified expression. "Xixi got up a little late this morning. It would be nice if you came out a step earlier. Grandma Zhao has been waiting for you all morning."
Is it too late? Of course Fu Zhouzhi knew that she had woken up a long time ago. Not only did she wake up, but she also heard the conversation between him and Grandma Zhao just now.
"What did you tell Granny Zhao..." and arranged her behind her back!She seems to have heard a lot of talk about raising babies!Weird, why did Grandma Zhao discuss this with an unfamiliar person of her grandchildren!
"It's nothing, but it's just..." Fu Zhouzhi walked over with his hands behind his back, and when he reached the front, he took the comb from Liu Xixi's hand with two fingers.
Under Liu Xixi's angrily staring eyes, Fu Zhouzhi smiled peacefully, "...it's just some elders caring and teaching the younger generation. Listening to Grandma Zhao's words is comparable to studying hard for ten years."
As he spoke, he pushed open the door behind Liu Xixi, wrapped his arms around his waist, and after a while, Liu Xixi was brought into the room.
Holding her shoulders, Liu Xixi sat in front of the mirror.
Just like the seriousness when I combed Liu Xixi's hair for the first time that day, I took the comb and stroked it slowly from the end to the end of the hair, carefully walking on thin ice.
Liu Xixi was ashamed and angry at the mirror, but looking at the serious face printed in the mirror, she couldn't express any anger.
"Hickey."
"Say something."
"When did you get pregnant?"
"..."
Every time this person opens his mouth, what he spits out is either thunder or fart...
Liu Xixi's anger was futile, so she could only look at her coldly. "you guess!"
"Guess, there must be some basis." The slender fingers, with the chill of getting up early, pinched Liu Xixi's wrist and put it on the mirror stand. In Liu Xixi's astonishment, three fingers had already rested on her pulse.
Liu Xixi's heart trembled, why did this man want to take her pulse? Could it be that he really suspected that she had an affair with someone!
Just so blatantly doubting her innocence!
Just don't trust her!
"Xixi..." The cold voice rang in his ears, and Liu Xixi could see his bent and lowered jaw as long as he turned his head.
Liu Xixi didn't look back, and didn't respond, he wanted to get a pulse, casually, he wanted to be suspicious, casually, the two people on the left and right were not real couples, and there was no barrier between husband and wife.
"Xixi, your pulse looks like..." with a long tail.
Even if Liu Xixi was ashamed and annoyed, she couldn't help turning her head to pay attention to what he said next.
"Moving like a rabbit, strong like a cow, if she is really pregnant, she must be a son..."
Some people, when they want to fart, they just like to pause in the middle and have another cadence...
It stinks, he is disgusting!
Liu Xixi is now feeling the chills after being teased!
"Mr. Fu's words are wrong. Whoever decides on a son can be strong. Believe it or not, the daughters born by this girl are incomparable to ten boys. Even if this girl wants to conceive, the first child is still a girl... Who is the black-hearted coat of a son like this? Who do you want to wear..."
"Well, then it's settled, girl, you can teach me, the coat is for the husband to wear, as for whether the coat is black-hearted or red-hearted, the husband will dye it for him, Xixi thinks it's a good suggestion for the husband!"
"Very good, when Mr. Fu marries a wife and has a son in the future, the little girl will bring her family to the door to beg for a cup of full moon wine, and watch Mr. Fu dye the rich three-generation young master of your family with her own eyes. Let alone black or red, even if it is colorful The big dye vats are all fancy, and the little girl also supports it with both hands."
"Big dye vat? Don't say it so early. If it comes true, be careful that your son blames you. Being unkind to your mother..."
"You, what does your son have to do with you? It's his mother's business to be kind or not..." Plop, plop... Does it matter? Since it doesn't matter, what is she doing with her heart beating so fast!
It's all to blame for the man in front of him, with a gentle and jade face that is harmless to humans and animals, to say some prodigal remarks that pull people's hearts.
Scumbag!lecher!
Fu Zhouzhi, "He really wants to find his mother."
With a big hand down, it landed on top of Liu Xixi's head, and the five fingers with distinct joints gently rubbed every strand of hair, and said softly, "But if his mother doesn't bring him into this world, he can't help it if he wants to break the sky." .”
He was gentle and teasing, staring at her eyelids without blinking, her heart was agitated and her cheeks were red without knowing it.
Well, she had to admit that she was teased by a scumbag.I have never been so flustered, nor have I been so nervous. I really want to shoot the person who teased him, but I can't do it...
(End of this chapter)
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