Picking up a husband is a pit

Chapter 126

Regarding the fact that the blind master suddenly became her neighbor, Liu Xixi originally wanted to discuss it with Fu Zhouzhi, a monk who was linked to the fairy sect.

But all night she had a stomachache, which was indecent.

Especially when I think of my indecent side being watched by the two neighbors, and after being ashamed and thrown at home, I feel very bad all over.It's like a nest of rabbits in the chest, jumping and jumping and digging holes, it's heart-wrenching and uncomfortable.Just like this is really not suitable for talking with people, so no matter how many thoughts you have, you can only bear it temporarily.

It wasn't until noon on the second day that she, who had been humiliated in the room all morning, felt her stomach was rumbling, and then opened the door of her room.

At this time, the workers in the courtyard were packing up their tools and preparing to go to Cheng Sibo's house for lunch.

The head laborer walked last, waving to Liu Xixi across the yard. "The girl doesn't need to come out, Mr. Cheng has arranged for me to wait for dinner. It's not easy for the girl to hold her stomach, so go back to the house and have a good rest. I'll come back after dinner."

As he said that, the head laborer, who was sympathetic to the owner, also left Liu's courtyard with his companions.

As soon as the group of people left, the courtyard immediately became deserted.

Liu Xixi in the corridor had all her dissatisfaction written on her face.

What a puffy stomach!
She ate too many beans, flatulence!Is the flatulence good?

"Xixi, what do you want for lunch?"

In the kitchen, Fu Zhouzhi was picking and choosing from all kinds of vegetables and fruits on the shelves, and he was not good at picking the time to ask Liu Xixi for his opinion.

"Don't, young girls are not blessed to enjoy the things Mr. Fu makes. Just eat after Mr. Fu is ready. The little girl is not hungry." She was not happy, her stomach was bloated all night and morning.The person who was the culprit had the nerve to ask her what she wanted to eat!
Fu Zhouzhi leaned out half of his body from the kitchen, and smiled lightly at Liu Xixi's bulging belly, "Well, Xixi looks like she's three months pregnant!"

"Where it looks like, it's not the same at all, okay? Speaking of it, you did it on purpose, right?" Knowing what the consequences of eating that kind of green beans were, you intentionally cooked them for her, but he didn't eat them himself. Wasn't it intentional? .

It's sad how she herself didn't find out sooner.

"How is it possible, Xixi, you are overthinking." He firmly refused to admit it.

"I'm afraid I didn't think enough about it! Leaving aside the matter of Douzi, why didn't you tell people that she was not pregnant when you met Wan Erniang yesterday... Not only did you not explain, you also allowed people to misunderstand , you have blocked my mouth many times in front of people to prevent me from saying..."

"Stop it, Xixi, the more you say this, the more outrageous it is, because my husband obviously wants to give Xixi a bite first when he sees a good thing, how can he say that he is gagging you."

"Who cares about it?"

"Hey! It's not rare to eat! Is that person rare... How about doing it yourself for your husband next time!"

"Go away, shameless."

"No, normally you let your husband go away, but now the yard is full of mud, and you still let your husband go away, Xixi, don't be so cruel as a wife."

Fu Zhouzhi sighed, the more he shook his head and sighed, the more ashamed and annoyed Liu Xixi became, the more so, the more joyful his tireless heart that was hidden under his bright and kind skin was beating.

Liu Xixi wished he could rush over and take a big bite, and he whimpered after the bite, "What kind of couple, Fu Xian, if you take advantage of this girl in words, I will drag you to the government office matchmaker right now, and sign the bookmark immediately." go."

"You are willing."

"Look at me, I don't want to part with it."

"I won't regret it."

"Never."

Angrily, if he didn't dislike the fact that the courtyard is full of mud and there is nowhere to go down, this angrily might have pulled Fu Zhouzhi to the town government office, packed a package for him, saluted him, and kicked him out.

Seeing Liu Xixi baring his teeth and claws, Fu Zhouzhi couldn't help frowning.There is a fierce wife at home, so I have to obey.Sighing, "As a woman, at home, marrying from your father to your husband, Xixi, you haven't learned anything."

"Heh, I still want to talk about three obediences and four virtues with this girl. Mr. Fu, do you want to hear what is a man's virtue?" Liu Xixi's finger pointing at him has not yet dropped, but fortunately he is far away, otherwise the finger would poke his forehead.

Male Virtue!

There is still this word in the world, who created it is unheard of, but it is a word corresponding to female virtues restraining men's behavior.

Fu Zhouzhi, who prided himself on being extremely witty, was keenly aware that this was a pitfall, so he must not continue to elaborate on it.

Actively raised his finger to his mouth to make a silent gesture, Xianhui went back to the kitchen to continue fiddling with the ingredients.

Liu Xixi gave him a look of contempt, she put away her "open teeth and claws", lifted her clothes and went back to the house.

She wasn't hungry, on the contrary, she was even more distended because of the teasing she had just done.

Seeing that the lower abdomen was swollen as if she was pregnant for three months, I rubbed it hard, but it hurt my belly if I couldn't go on rubbing, and I felt more and more irritable.

Simply tidy up and go out to find a doctor to find a way.

In the kitchen, Fu Zhouzhi put the rice into the pot and was cutting the bacon when he noticed that Liu Xixi came out of the house again, and went over the wall again in the blink of an eye.

Throwing the kitchen knife in his hand, he came out of the kitchen with his hands crossed, looking helpless at the petite figure flashing past on the wall, and suddenly had an idea, he wanted to build the courtyard wall high, at least The kind that his little daughter-in-law can't jump three times will do.

At the same time, a spiritual wave sound transmission came from the next door, it was Jiangchen's voice. "You messed with her again."

Fu Zhouzhi looked sideways at the direction of the next door, and replied through Lingbo voice transmission, "Yes, I've provoked you."

"Her belly is full of spiritual energy, but you gave her the long-liujiao. You must know that the long-liujiao cultivator eats it, which has the effect of channeling the spiritual veins and nourishing the original, but if a layman eats it by mistake, it will cause the belly to swell and violent body." dangerous."

Jiangchen's voice was calm and quiet, as if it was written according to the scriptures, but it didn't make any sense.

Fu Zhouzhi smiled casually at the neighboring courtyard on the west side, "Master is right, but not all right. It's not that ordinary people can't eat it, it's just that the cooking method is a bit troublesome."

"What did you use..." Could it be!
"Oh, the boy passed by the Longevity Gate the day before yesterday, and some senior brothers in the gate 'gifted' a few red cedar fruits, and the senior brothers said 'the kindness is hard to turn down', and it is very embarrassing if the boy refuses to accept it. Before leaving, the senior brothers tried their best to Retaining... such kindness, the kid will have to thank you at the mountain gate in the future."

"..." Speechless.

From Fu Zhouzhi's simple statement, Chen Chen had already imagined what kind of chaotic scene the so-called "giveaway with kindness" was like.

It should be known that there is only one red fir fruit tree in the world and it is unique to the Longevity Gate. The spiritual fruit on the tree has been regarded as a treasure by the gate owners of all generations. It is expensive, and the owner will only be asked to pick it when it is ripe.

What an orphan of the Fu family, just to cook long-term horns that grow all over the place for his daughter-in-law, he went to the Changshengmen to plunder rare spiritual fruits for seasoning.

This is not just a waste of money, but more seriously, it is a challenge to the Lord of the Longevity Gate and the Spiritual Fruit.

I heard that the old sect master of the Longevity Gate retreated a month ago. To the retreating venerable, one month is just a cushion under his buttocks, and he has just entered meditation.

I hope that among the disciples in the sect, there are wise people with long brains, don't report to the cave at this time, otherwise, with the irritable temper of the old sect master, I am afraid that he has accidentally gone mad!
Fu Zhouzhi smiled disdainfully, and then said through Lingbo voice transmission, "Master, don't worry, the boy knows the etiquette. After receiving the gift, he knocked on the door of the old door master's cave to thank him, but the old door master didn't answer. It must be an old man. I fell asleep too deeply and didn’t hear it. I’ll go see you some other day after preparing a small gift.”

cough!
Spitting blood for three liters can't express the shock and worry about what this son has done.

I'm really afraid of what's coming.

"..., up to you." Jiangchen replied coldly.He just got up and went out after the Lingbo sound transmission was cut off, and he hoped that he was in a hurry to go to the Longevity Gate now.

(End of this chapter)