Picking up a husband is a pit
Chapter 129 Something is wrong between the clouds
Chapter 129 Something is wrong between the clouds
When Liu Xixi woke up, it was already the second day.
The window was half open, and bright sunlight came in, illuminating the room brightly.
At the same time, according to the figure of the woman standing beside the bed, she was graceful and exquisite, especially the fair and cold face, the pair of golden pupils were originally flawless, but because of the thick dark circles around her eyes, she was so beautiful and frightening.
"Wake up." The expressionless greeting from the beauty with dark circles.
Liu Xixi hummed, and opened her eyelids to look at the person next to her, surprised, "It's you, Erbai, you're back, Erbai."
"Of course it's me." Yun Jian lowered his eyes and gave her a good-hearted look, and then moved his eyes away when he saw that Liu Xixi looked normal. "How are you? Do you want to get up? I'm free to take care of you for the time being. If you need me to help you, tell me quickly."
When Yun Jian finished saying this, a hand stretched out from the bed, grabbed the corner of Yun Jian's clothes fiercely, and pulled it again, as if the claws of an evil ghost emerged from the ground, causing Yun Jian to feel palpitations.
Liu Xixi sat up, holding Yunjian's clothes tightly, her eyes heavy and determined, "Do whatever I say for you to help me do it."
"Uh...cough, as long as I can do it, it must be done." For example, to clean up the mouse nest at home, for example, to drive away the noisy roosters in the neighbor's house, for example, for the stray dogs who pounce on people after being taught a lesson...
"Okay, then go and hang Fu Xian up first, Diaotangwu, I want to settle accounts with him..." Liu Xixi gritted her teeth, especially when she touched her round belly, she became even more angry.
"..." Yunjian felt as if he had been hit in the head, but he never thought that the first request made by the villain was to hang up the surname Fu. This is not a difficult thing to do, it is simply impossible! "Hey, kidnapping innocent people is a crime. Although I am a demon cultivator, I have to follow the rules of the human race when I live in the human race. Forgive me for not being able to tie people up. Let me make another request."
"No way!" Liu Xixi needed confirmation.
"No." Yunjian was very sure.
"Then, can you find some arsenic? If you don't have arsenic, you can always find one or two of Crane's Crown Red, Heartbroken Grass, Dove Wine, and stuff that seals your throat when you see blood!"
Liu Xixi counted on her fingers.
Yun Jian was dizzy, she had never heard of these kinds of names, but she could get a general idea just by listening to the superficial meaning, especially the last four words "seeing blood to seal her throat", I understand, the villain wants to kill The boy surnamed Fu!
Yun Jian held his chin and smiled, his smile was flattering and sinister. "It's easy to say, I will help you find it, but the things you find may not be the same, but the effect should be similar."
"Okay, then I'll leave Erbai alone." Liu Xixi hoped to understand a matter in her mind, and lay down on the bed again. Maybe it was because Yunjian agreed to the relationship she wanted, and she felt less depressed now. Glancing at Yunjian, he opened his mouth and asked curiously. "Erbai, what have you been doing these past few days, the circles under your eyes are so dark, I've never seen your eye circles so dark before."
"Shut up, don't ask what you shouldn't ask." Yun Jian scolded her, and at the same time, a blush lingered on her cheeks, and her snow-white face seemed to be suffering from heatstroke at this moment, and some unspeakable images flashed in her mind.
"Huh! Erbai, you don't know, you've been with that demon cultivator who is also a cat clan these days!" Liu Xixi blinked her innocent almond eyes, and widened her eyes in surprise when she thought of something, "Er Bai, you didn't chase him for a few days and fought, and you lost the fight, right? Look at the dark circles under your eyes, maybe that guy bullied you, tell me, I'll give you a hand and beat him up."
"Shut up. Whoever loses, I won't lose..." Yunjian blushed and his heart beat. The person who was originally white and white turned red from head to toe. His forehead, cheeks, neck... even There is also a red strawberry mark on the slender ankles that are not covered under the skirt...
"I just care about you, just ask me casually, what are you in a hurry for!" Liu Xixi felt aggrieved.Erbai is so strange when he comes back from going out this time, his standing posture is strange, and the way he walks is also strange!She spoke fiercely, like a resentful woman who has been bullied and has no place to vent her anger.
"I need you, a layman, to care about me? It's a joke. You should take care of yourself first. Look at your stomach, is it going to give birth in a few days? Do you want me to prepare clothes for the baby in your stomach first?" ..." The more Yun Jian said, the more outrageous it became, as if laughing at a person who had just woken up from a coma so outrageously could improve his mood at the moment.
Continued, "... Yo, such a round belly, did you see the doctor, did you know if it was a boy or a girl, forget it, let him be a boy or a girl, hehe, congratulations, wicked girl, you are going to be a mother !hehe……"
"You snort again, and I'll send the book you hid under the cat's litter to Moying... let him take a good look at every page, ruin your image in his mind, and see that you can still laugh. "Liu Xixi grabbed the quilt and said sadly.
This threat was really effective, and Yunjian couldn't laugh anymore.
Not only stopped laughing, but also turned around and strode out, looking anxious as if planning to move the books under the cat's nest to a more hidden place so that Liu Xixi would not find out.
yard.
Three men with different temperaments stood in a circle.
Feng Lin, Mo Ying, Fu Zhouzhi.
Mo Ying is caught between the master and apprentice who are diametrically opposed, and is in a dilemma.
Regarding Liu Xixi's "pregnancy", the master and apprentice attacked each other with every word.
When the confrontation reached a stalemate, Yun Jian came out of Liu Xixi's room.
The three of them turned their heads in unison, with three different expressions, and when Yun Jian hurriedly burned the books in the stove, the three of them put on the same puzzled expression.
What is this burning!It has to be stuffed into the hearth, even if it is sneaky, why use demon fire to burn it!Is it because I am afraid that it will burn too slowly or that it will not burn cleanly!
"Ah Yun, what are you doing, I'll help you." Mo Ying jumped up and jumped to the hearth, but just as he bent down, his head was grabbed by Yun Jian and stuffed into the hearth.
Yun Jian pressed his head to death with all his strength, "Okay, don't you want to help me, my demon fire is not strong enough, so I just put you in to add fire!"
Mo Ying, struggling ineffectively, "Don't, Ah Yun... Ah Yun, I was wrong... Ah Yun, I won't shut you down anymore..."
"To shut up……"
Originally, only the two of them knew about it, but this clamor was really good, and the two people in the courtyard also knew about it... She was the leader of the thousand demons in the demon world, Yunjian Yaojun, who had practiced for a shorter time than her. Transformation was later than her, and the mysterious cat who broke through the realm several times faster than her was caught, and locked up, and it was still a few days...
If it wasn't for the life bead calling, she would still be trapped by Mo Ying.
In the courtyard, a pair of unjust teachers and evil disciples heard the general idea, and some truths became clear to their chests.
Feng Lin frowned, and said to Mo Ying, who was in the kitchen with his head thrown into the hearth, "No wonder I want you to go into seclusion, but you refuse to do so. It turns out that it's time for estrus..."
Fu Zhouzhi snorted at him, "What's so strange, Mo Ying has been incarnate for nearly 200 years, and he is older than you, so he should have done so long ago. If he hadn't been driven to practice by a ruthless monster every day, he would have married a long time ago, and even had children. It's time to be a father."
These words were sarcasm, causing Feng Lin to think about it, "So, you want to avoid the path he walked, and plan to become a father before serious cultivation!"
Fu Zhouzhi returned him a contemptuous look, "There is a saying in the world, you start a family before starting a career, you old man should have heard this saying after living for more than a hundred years!"
"I've heard of it, but I haven't encountered such a dirty trick. The house is not consummated, and the wife is impregnated by eating indiscriminately. My son-in-law, I will not do anything to you as a father-in-law, right? You deceived my beloved daughter, and you have ulterior motives. His heart is not right, as father-in-law, shouldn't he hang you up and beat you up first, so that Xi'er can be calmed down..." With a threat, he tied the fairy rope in his hand at the same time.
Fu Zhouzhi, who was threatened, was not far behind, and showed the same fairy rope, "What kind of father-in-law are you, old monster... It doesn't matter who hangs who..."
(End of this chapter)
When Liu Xixi woke up, it was already the second day.
The window was half open, and bright sunlight came in, illuminating the room brightly.
At the same time, according to the figure of the woman standing beside the bed, she was graceful and exquisite, especially the fair and cold face, the pair of golden pupils were originally flawless, but because of the thick dark circles around her eyes, she was so beautiful and frightening.
"Wake up." The expressionless greeting from the beauty with dark circles.
Liu Xixi hummed, and opened her eyelids to look at the person next to her, surprised, "It's you, Erbai, you're back, Erbai."
"Of course it's me." Yun Jian lowered his eyes and gave her a good-hearted look, and then moved his eyes away when he saw that Liu Xixi looked normal. "How are you? Do you want to get up? I'm free to take care of you for the time being. If you need me to help you, tell me quickly."
When Yun Jian finished saying this, a hand stretched out from the bed, grabbed the corner of Yun Jian's clothes fiercely, and pulled it again, as if the claws of an evil ghost emerged from the ground, causing Yun Jian to feel palpitations.
Liu Xixi sat up, holding Yunjian's clothes tightly, her eyes heavy and determined, "Do whatever I say for you to help me do it."
"Uh...cough, as long as I can do it, it must be done." For example, to clean up the mouse nest at home, for example, to drive away the noisy roosters in the neighbor's house, for example, for the stray dogs who pounce on people after being taught a lesson...
"Okay, then go and hang Fu Xian up first, Diaotangwu, I want to settle accounts with him..." Liu Xixi gritted her teeth, especially when she touched her round belly, she became even more angry.
"..." Yunjian felt as if he had been hit in the head, but he never thought that the first request made by the villain was to hang up the surname Fu. This is not a difficult thing to do, it is simply impossible! "Hey, kidnapping innocent people is a crime. Although I am a demon cultivator, I have to follow the rules of the human race when I live in the human race. Forgive me for not being able to tie people up. Let me make another request."
"No way!" Liu Xixi needed confirmation.
"No." Yunjian was very sure.
"Then, can you find some arsenic? If you don't have arsenic, you can always find one or two of Crane's Crown Red, Heartbroken Grass, Dove Wine, and stuff that seals your throat when you see blood!"
Liu Xixi counted on her fingers.
Yun Jian was dizzy, she had never heard of these kinds of names, but she could get a general idea just by listening to the superficial meaning, especially the last four words "seeing blood to seal her throat", I understand, the villain wants to kill The boy surnamed Fu!
Yun Jian held his chin and smiled, his smile was flattering and sinister. "It's easy to say, I will help you find it, but the things you find may not be the same, but the effect should be similar."
"Okay, then I'll leave Erbai alone." Liu Xixi hoped to understand a matter in her mind, and lay down on the bed again. Maybe it was because Yunjian agreed to the relationship she wanted, and she felt less depressed now. Glancing at Yunjian, he opened his mouth and asked curiously. "Erbai, what have you been doing these past few days, the circles under your eyes are so dark, I've never seen your eye circles so dark before."
"Shut up, don't ask what you shouldn't ask." Yun Jian scolded her, and at the same time, a blush lingered on her cheeks, and her snow-white face seemed to be suffering from heatstroke at this moment, and some unspeakable images flashed in her mind.
"Huh! Erbai, you don't know, you've been with that demon cultivator who is also a cat clan these days!" Liu Xixi blinked her innocent almond eyes, and widened her eyes in surprise when she thought of something, "Er Bai, you didn't chase him for a few days and fought, and you lost the fight, right? Look at the dark circles under your eyes, maybe that guy bullied you, tell me, I'll give you a hand and beat him up."
"Shut up. Whoever loses, I won't lose..." Yunjian blushed and his heart beat. The person who was originally white and white turned red from head to toe. His forehead, cheeks, neck... even There is also a red strawberry mark on the slender ankles that are not covered under the skirt...
"I just care about you, just ask me casually, what are you in a hurry for!" Liu Xixi felt aggrieved.Erbai is so strange when he comes back from going out this time, his standing posture is strange, and the way he walks is also strange!She spoke fiercely, like a resentful woman who has been bullied and has no place to vent her anger.
"I need you, a layman, to care about me? It's a joke. You should take care of yourself first. Look at your stomach, is it going to give birth in a few days? Do you want me to prepare clothes for the baby in your stomach first?" ..." The more Yun Jian said, the more outrageous it became, as if laughing at a person who had just woken up from a coma so outrageously could improve his mood at the moment.
Continued, "... Yo, such a round belly, did you see the doctor, did you know if it was a boy or a girl, forget it, let him be a boy or a girl, hehe, congratulations, wicked girl, you are going to be a mother !hehe……"
"You snort again, and I'll send the book you hid under the cat's litter to Moying... let him take a good look at every page, ruin your image in his mind, and see that you can still laugh. "Liu Xixi grabbed the quilt and said sadly.
This threat was really effective, and Yunjian couldn't laugh anymore.
Not only stopped laughing, but also turned around and strode out, looking anxious as if planning to move the books under the cat's nest to a more hidden place so that Liu Xixi would not find out.
yard.
Three men with different temperaments stood in a circle.
Feng Lin, Mo Ying, Fu Zhouzhi.
Mo Ying is caught between the master and apprentice who are diametrically opposed, and is in a dilemma.
Regarding Liu Xixi's "pregnancy", the master and apprentice attacked each other with every word.
When the confrontation reached a stalemate, Yun Jian came out of Liu Xixi's room.
The three of them turned their heads in unison, with three different expressions, and when Yun Jian hurriedly burned the books in the stove, the three of them put on the same puzzled expression.
What is this burning!It has to be stuffed into the hearth, even if it is sneaky, why use demon fire to burn it!Is it because I am afraid that it will burn too slowly or that it will not burn cleanly!
"Ah Yun, what are you doing, I'll help you." Mo Ying jumped up and jumped to the hearth, but just as he bent down, his head was grabbed by Yun Jian and stuffed into the hearth.
Yun Jian pressed his head to death with all his strength, "Okay, don't you want to help me, my demon fire is not strong enough, so I just put you in to add fire!"
Mo Ying, struggling ineffectively, "Don't, Ah Yun... Ah Yun, I was wrong... Ah Yun, I won't shut you down anymore..."
"To shut up……"
Originally, only the two of them knew about it, but this clamor was really good, and the two people in the courtyard also knew about it... She was the leader of the thousand demons in the demon world, Yunjian Yaojun, who had practiced for a shorter time than her. Transformation was later than her, and the mysterious cat who broke through the realm several times faster than her was caught, and locked up, and it was still a few days...
If it wasn't for the life bead calling, she would still be trapped by Mo Ying.
In the courtyard, a pair of unjust teachers and evil disciples heard the general idea, and some truths became clear to their chests.
Feng Lin frowned, and said to Mo Ying, who was in the kitchen with his head thrown into the hearth, "No wonder I want you to go into seclusion, but you refuse to do so. It turns out that it's time for estrus..."
Fu Zhouzhi snorted at him, "What's so strange, Mo Ying has been incarnate for nearly 200 years, and he is older than you, so he should have done so long ago. If he hadn't been driven to practice by a ruthless monster every day, he would have married a long time ago, and even had children. It's time to be a father."
These words were sarcasm, causing Feng Lin to think about it, "So, you want to avoid the path he walked, and plan to become a father before serious cultivation!"
Fu Zhouzhi returned him a contemptuous look, "There is a saying in the world, you start a family before starting a career, you old man should have heard this saying after living for more than a hundred years!"
"I've heard of it, but I haven't encountered such a dirty trick. The house is not consummated, and the wife is impregnated by eating indiscriminately. My son-in-law, I will not do anything to you as a father-in-law, right? You deceived my beloved daughter, and you have ulterior motives. His heart is not right, as father-in-law, shouldn't he hang you up and beat you up first, so that Xi'er can be calmed down..." With a threat, he tied the fairy rope in his hand at the same time.
Fu Zhouzhi, who was threatened, was not far behind, and showed the same fairy rope, "What kind of father-in-law are you, old monster... It doesn't matter who hangs who..."
(End of this chapter)
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