Picking up a husband is a pit

"Dust fall..."

The wooden door was pushed open vigorously, and with a hasty shout, Gan Ying's tall body pushed the door open and entered.

After seeing Liu Xixi in the courtyard and Jiangchen who had no breaks except for the dirty spots, he stretched his brows and relaxed.

"Miss Liu is here too!" Gan Ying said casually, showing a hint of impatience.

Liu Xixi suddenly felt that his face was dull, and he didn't want to explain what this majestic immortal master was misunderstanding.He waved his hand at Ganying who had just come back, and smiled silly, "Hehe, Master Immortal Master is back, hehe, the little girl is actually..."

"Miss Liu accidentally fell from the wall into the courtyard..." Jiang Chen opened his mouth to talk nonsense, his face not flushed and his heart beating, relying on his indifferent face and his good credit all the time, he blatantly lied to her. "...and sprained her ankle. I just helped her check it. Fortunately, no bones were injured. Just rest."

"Hmph, so it's like this. Ms. Liu really likes to take the high road, jumping wherever the high road is."

Ganying believes it!

Qian Ying hugged her arms forward, her slightly restrained eyes were full of dislike for the little girl who "didn't take the usual way".

Liu Xixi was put on such a hat for no reason, and he was powerless to resist in front of the boss, so he could only acquiesce silently. "Hehe, the little girl climbed trees and caught birds when she was young, and she got used to it. If she didn't climb back up for three days, she would feel a little uncomfortable. Haha, let the two masters laugh, the little girl will leave now, and leave now..."

Randomly answer the previous sentence, 36 counts are the best, but just take two steps.

Jiangchen said a word, kindly reminding. "Miss Liu, you have an ankle injury, why don't you let Qianying take you there."

"Ah, no need, thank you Master for your kindness."

Is this caring out of good intentions? It's clearly a reminder to "pretend to be crippled and don't show off".

What a thoughtful and thoughtful piano master, Liu Xixi felt like he had fallen into the trap again after just a short contact.

It's better to leave quickly.Limping away from the pit digger, he limped back to his courtyard.

Even in her own courtyard, Liu Xixi still cautiously maintained a limping posture until she entered her room, closed the door, and took a long breath.

Sigh, the liveliness of Master Xianmen's house is really beyond the reach of ordinary people.Leaning on the wall, why did he enter the courtyard, and was bumped into by another family member, and at a certain moment, he had the illusion of being "caught and raped", what's going on!

Forget it, none of that matters.

The most important thing now is how to exchange a pile of ruined gold, pearls and jade into cash.

Pawn it again?I feel that the price will be lowered by the pawnshop for various reasons!
After thinking about it all afternoon, until it was getting dark outside the window, I couldn't think of a better way.

There was a sound of opening and closing the courtyard door.

Holding the incomplete jade in Liu Xixi's hand, she glanced out of the window, do you still need to look, besides her, only that scum in this house can make noise. As for Erbai, hmph, I haven't seen anyone for a few days, maybe where is it with my lover? mixed up.

Liu Xixi cast a contemptuous look outside, then turned back and continued to stare at the jade stones all over the place, the lump in her chest was throbbing with pain!
Dangdang, tap sound.

The half-covered window was pulled open from the outside, and the right half was opened, and the well-dressed Fu Zhouzhi was looking at Liu Xixi, who was so worried that he was about to vomit blood in front of the mirror, with a spring breeze smile. I thought it was so chic.

"Xixi, come out to eat." While speaking, he lifted the roast goose wrapped in oil paper over the window sill, and the strong aroma came in along with the incoming fresh air, and fell on Liu Xixi's face.

Unceremoniously, he got into Liu Xixi's nasal cavity, causing the saliva of being hooked up to overflow before she could say the words of refusal, and her abdominal cavity was pounding.

Gollum...

After a whole afternoon of mental work, I am really hungry.

"Go away, who wants to eat your food." No matter how sincere the body is, the mouth cannot compromise.

"Xixi's words are wrong. How can it be said that this is something for my husband? Don't forget, I promised you before, that you will pay monthly silver for your family's expenses. What you say for your husband is true..." Yan Then, he handed over the money bag containing the taels of silver through the window, loosened his hand, and the money bag fell on the mirror stage and fell in front of Liu Xixi.

He also said, "...this roast goose was bought with this month's silver. If you have to talk about who you belong to, then of course it belongs to you."

"..." Liu Xixi: This person deliberately went around her, didn't he just want to spy on the bottom line!She is now a confident little rich woman, and she is no longer a money-seeking person. Don't think about extinguishing her anger with a bag of money!
Seeing that she didn't answer, Fu Zhouzhi turned around with a smile, carried the roast goose wrapped in oil paper, and went to the kitchen with a strong aroma, walking briskly and recklessly. "Xixi, you have always been hard-hearted and soft-hearted. If you refuse to share, is it because you feel sorry for your husband's poor appetite recently, so please eat alone for your husband?... Xixi is so virtuous, how can you refuse a good intention for your husband... Then be respectful to your husband It's better to obey!"

Such a casual pace, such a leisurely tone, such a high-profile provocation!

The provocation was very successful.

Fu Zhouzhi shredded the roast goose and put it on a plate, put it on the table, sat down, opened his upper and lower lips, and was about to take a bite, crunching.

It's not the delicious roast goose that reaches the mouth, but... so hard, with a smell of wood.

Liu Xixi stood aside at some point, like a god of the underworld descending from the sky, half of his face was cloudy, holding a rolling pin in his hand, and one end of the rolling pin was stuck between Fu Zhouzhi's upper and lower teeth.

"Woooo..." Fu Zhouzhi protested while biting his rolling pin.

The protest was ineffective, not only ineffective, but was also attacked by Liu Xixi's continuous "underworld" eyes.

Another move down.

Liu Xixi turned around and went up, knelt down on the chest of the fallen man, and firmly pressed Fu Zhouzhi, whose limbs were trembling on the ground on the back of his head.Liu Xixi grabbed both ends of the rolling pin with both hands, and pressed hard against the provocative bitch!

"Master Fu wants to eat alone so much, okay, little girl, please ask Master Fu to eat something different."

"Woo..." What is different!Are you going to make him swallow the rolling pin sideways?
"Young Master Fu, you're welcome!" Liu Xixi's voice was deep and terrifying, her pretty face turned into a god of evil, her entire body was pressed against the rolling pin, pressing hard...

"Woooo..." Hold on.In the name of Fu Zhouzhi, the immortals all over the world changed their colors when they heard about it. The monks in the world, no matter whether they are good or evil, don't know the strength of his will and the strength of his body. He can be hurt by extraordinary means, so why should a small rolling pin be afraid...

"Woo!" He could resist it!

With a crackling sound, the stone slab bearing the forces of the two parties cracked like a spider web.

Kaka, Kaka...the cracks in the spiderweb continued to spread!
Really, the big stone is broken!
"Ugh-"

Such a strong will is nothing but a fart in front of his wife...

He knew he was wrong, and he regretted it. He shouldn't have flirted with the brutal daughter-in-law for a while.

Regret, Wan Yi, except for whining, he couldn’t pronounce any redundant syllables. He was violently abused by the rolling pin, his upper and lower jaws were stuck, and his tongue was pressed down. I felt that if my wife tried harder, the entire mouth would be crushed into pieces. Two halves... Could it be that he is going to be the first man in the world whose mouth is split by his wife's domestic violence?
"Didn't Mr. Fu just say that you have a poor appetite recently? Look, the little girl is so considerate. She offers you a portion of food for herself. You should eat it, Mr. Fu..."

"Woooo!"

How could this be eaten!
Liu Xixi was stunned, and the rolling pin was relentless.

After a while of stalemate, I heard a cracking sound.

The rolling pin lying in his mouth was broken from the middle, and Liu Xixi, who was concentrating on it with all his strength, lost his focus and rushed forward...

A sudden and seamless encounter.

He raised his arms tremblingly, encircling the soft and delicate body that rushed towards him...

I finally hugged my daughter-in-law again, so soft, so fragrant...

"Fu Xian—go to hell!"

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