Xuanmen Xiaoguo Shi is divination again

Chapter 286

... Good guy, this is really a trip to the west where the Tathagata suppresses the grandson of the monkey.

Mu Xici's face trembled uncontrollably, and the rest of the people also fell into numbness when they saw this.

It was Mu Xiyin who came to her senses first, and she was stunned for a moment, then immediately saluted after recovering.

The rest of them caught a glimpse of her movements and suddenly woke up like a dream. They all gathered their sleeves and held up their hands, as if they were about to salute and say hello.

"Hey~ don't, don't, don't, this is not in the palace, and there are no outsiders, what kind of ceremony are you doing?" Mo Jingyao, who only showed his head outside, couldn't help being anxious when he saw this.

Just kidding, just the voices of these children, if they really saluted, wouldn't they alarm the maids who were closer?
Then he really couldn't keep his old face—with his current unlucky appearance, it's okay to teach his own children to see it, but it's absolutely impossible to teach outsiders to see it.

He still needs to save some face and meet his eighteen generations of ancestors!

Thinking about it, Mo Jingyao tried his best to shake his immobile head, while his hands remaining in the cavity of the rockery began to gesture subconsciously.

With this twist, his already sore old arms and legs suddenly became more sore, which made him frown involuntarily.

"Hiss~ my old bones... Get up, get up!" Emperor Yun Jing groaned and clutched his old waist, "It doesn't matter whether you are polite or not, you bastards come here first and help me save my head Come out and talk."

head?

Oh yes, his old man's head stuck in a cave in a rockery.

Hearing these words suddenly, several people couldn't help being stunned for a moment, stuck for a while before remembering what he said, half of the tension and restraint in their hearts disappeared immediately, and the rest was helpless.

Come to think of it... Your Majesty is probably the first emperor in the history of Qianping whose head was stuck by a rockery?
Everyone was thinking together, and the corners of their mouths moved up and down uncontrollably.

But after all, they cared about the face of this king and elder, and they never hung the four characters of "gloating" on their faces like Mo Junli, and each of them lowered their eyebrows to hide their faces, trying to hold back a smile and walked towards the rockery .

"I said...you can laugh if you don't want to, don't hold back." Seeing a few people approaching, Emperor Yun Jing, who noticed that they were struggling to hold back their laughter, looked at the sky sadly, "You look so tired, it's okay, I not angry."

He knew that his appearance was funny, and even said that if it was Xiao Jing or Brother Huang who got stuck here today, he would laugh at them mercilessly.

And, the key is——

"Especially Le Wan, your little girl's shoulders are shaking so badly, those who didn't know thought you were suffering from epilepsy."

"Bah! Smelly father, if you say that he is epileptic, I won't help you." The little princess pretended to be fierce when she heard the words, and angrily crossed her waist, "I won't let Sister Mu and A Ci help you either! "

"Hey, so ruthless." Mo Jingyao bared his teeth and raised his eyebrows, then turned his eyes to glance at Mo Junli, "Hurry up, Yan, take care of your sister, this girl wants to shake the sky."

——It's all bullying on his head, isn't it just a world-shattering thing!

"No, I refuse." The young man shook his head resolutely, "This is your old man's little padded jacket, I dare not take care of it."

"The little padded jacket in summer." Emperor Yun Jing was melancholy, "It sure as hell covered me."

"Don't worry, father, you won't have to panic when it's winter." Mo Wanyan smiled playfully, flicked her skirt, and squatted joyfully in front of the rockery.

She carefully studied her father's exposed head, and smacked her lips "tsk tsk": "tsk tsk, that's amazing, it's almost a tight fit!"

"Yes, I'm sure I won't panic when I don't cover it in winter." The old emperor who was looked at by others was full of grief and indignation, and quietly burst into tears, "You are leaking."

A cold wind that reaches the soles of the feet!

"puff--"

When Mu Xiuning heard this, he couldn't hold back for a moment, and laughed out loud first. He rubbed his waist and abdomen, and his handsome face was almost distorted with a smile: "It's hot in summer, and cold in winter, haha——Le Wan, You're at this level—"

"Mu Mingyuan, I think you're just looking for a beating!" Mo Wanyan exploded as soon as she heard Mu Xiuning's laughter. After he finished speaking, the girl got up and picked up the broom that was nearby. .

With a roar, she immediately swung the broom and threw herself at Mu Xiuning. The latter avoided the blow with a smile, and ran away.

"It's like this again." Mu Xiyin sighed softly looking at the backs of the two, and Mo Qingyun added: "Impulsive."

Mo Junli spread his hands: "Vulgar."

"Childish." Mu Xici concluded seriously.

"That..." Jing Yao, the grandson of Mo Beka's rockery, said weakly, "Do you want to take a look at me first?"

His head is almost congested with blood!
Yes, there is still a His Majesty stuck in the rockery.

The four of them were stunned, hurriedly pretending to be nonchalant, squatting in a circle around Emperor Yun Jing (head), and supported their chins one by one.

"It's a bit tight..." Mo Qingyun murmured, staring at the top of Mo Jingyao's head and looking, her eyes flickered strangely, "Could it be that there are too many hairs that are stuck."

"Your Majesty, how about we try to shave your hair?"

"? Eldest nephew, your uncle and I haven't cheated on you since we were young, right?" Emperor Yunjing was dumbfounded for a moment. He didn't expect that his good nephew, who seemed upright and stable, could say such a far-fetched if.

What's the difference between this and his family's skinny and dishonest hapless Ayan?
"Hey, I just mentioned it casually." Mo Qingyun scratched his head, in fact, if it was on a normal day, he would never be able to say such a thing.

But today when he looked at Emperor Yunjing's head stuck outside, his mouth seemed to be disobedient, and he couldn't spit out serious things no matter what.

"This...or else, leave two people in the rockery," Mu Xiyin pondered, and then raised her hand to press Emperor Yunjing's bloodshot and hot ears, "The rest help His Majesty press the ears, how did they get stuck in it?" , how do you push it out slowly?”

"It doesn't seem to work." Mu Xici, who had been watching for a long time, shook her head slightly. Her mind was a little confused at the moment, but her thinking was still clear. "Your Majesty's head got stuck for a while."

"The cheeks and ears will swell after being congested, and you can't get out just by pressing."

"Besides, the rockery is rough, and people's faces are not even. Pulling it like this can easily cause scratches."

"That's true." The girl nodded, she also noticed when she pressed it just now, even if she pressed Emperor Yunjing's ears to fit her face completely, she still couldn't get in the hole.

"Then Ah Ci, you say that, but what good idea do you have?"

"There is indeed one way, but I don't know if it's good or not." The little girl shook her head slightly, and then took out two smooth silk handkerchiefs from her sleeves, "We can use the handkerchiefs to cover His Majesty's ears, and wrap one end of the handkerchiefs into the hole."

"Leave the other end outside and pull it back and forth so that the ears will fit the face as much as possible. At the same time, the silk handkerchief is relatively smooth. Squeeze the two ends and pull it back and forth. It will probably save His Majesty's head."

"As for the problem of blood congestion." Master Mu lowered his head and sighed, silently took off the tassel hairpin on his head, and quietly turned the handle on one side of the hairpin——

Several three-inch silver needles hidden inside were exposed.

　Le Wan is the old emperor's air-tight padded jacket hahaha

　　Old Mo is so funny, I can't help but make him stuck for another chapter

　　
　
(End of this chapter)