Xuanmen Xiaoguo Shi is divination again

Chapter 908 Mixed with two or two laxatives
Good fellow, one person is not enough.

After hearing this, everyone couldn't help being silent for a while, and after a long time, a dandy raised his paw hesitantly: "Your Highness, the villain can speak a little Nanxing dialect, but I'm afraid it's worse than Brother Xiao... Look? "

"It's okay, just be able to speak a few words, you don't need to be very good." Mo Junli rolled his eyes with a smile in response, and then threw a small porcelain bottle about three inches high to Xiao Hongze, "You can play a dozen with Lao Xiao to cooperate, Help me out."

"Otherwise, in such a large team of traveling merchants, only one can speak Fuli, it would be too strange."

"By the way, among you, who is the best at disguise?" the young man said, and after finishing speaking, he glanced around the crowd slowly.

Hearing this, Jiang Siran took a step forward proudly, raised his hand and stroked the two broken hairs on his temples: "Returning to Your Highness, if we only talk about the technique of disguise, the villain can still say a few words." talk."

"Success, then you." Mo Junli shook his brows with a smile that was not a smile, and took advantage of the opportunity to point out a few more people, "You, and you, you two and Lao Xiao will continue to act as traveling merchants. I will go to the village to ask for water, and I will find a way to keep those bags of noodles—especially the one I marked on the bag.”

"The others follow me. Let's change our clothes later, bypass the village, and go directly to lay an ambush on the forest road in front of Fuli's camp."

"Here!" All the dandies agreed in unison, Xiao Hongze quietly moved towards the young man after following everyone's answer.

He picked his fingers very cautiously, squeezed his eyes and pouted: "Then what...Your Highness, is there any difference between this marked bag of flour and others?"

"Yes, I mixed a couple of laxatives into it." The young man hugged his chest, smiled and raised his chin at several people, "It doesn't matter, why did I bother to mark it."

"—Do I look like such a kind-hearted person that I can give other people some polished rice noodles for no reason?"

With a flick of his paw, Xiao Hongze almost threw the blunderbuss disguised as a pole by him with the basket and blunderbuss.

"Then the porcelain vase you gave me just now?" Xiao Hongze, who had finally managed to hold the pole firmly, was terrified, and took out the porcelain vase tremblingly while talking.

——He knew that Mo Junli was not a kind person, but he really thought that the bottle contained medicine!
"Secret sweat medicine." Mo Junli shrugged.

When the dudes heard this, their eyes changed instantly.

"Then why do you need to add this Mongolian sweat medicine when there are laxatives, Your Highness?" After learning the truth, Xiao Hongze was a little bit overwhelmed - he suddenly had a not-so-good idea in his mind.

"Then what if those Wen Jiajun are unwilling to accept the white noodles given by the villagers, or what if they take the noodles but are not ready to make them into noodles right away?" I call it just to be on the safe side, I made two-handed preparations."

Heh, two-handed preparation of laxatives.

They'll be damned if they can believe it.

The dandy twitched the corners of his lips stiffly, so far no one has raised any questions, the group of people concentrated on the road after dividing their work, and when the hour came, the village in the mountains was already within sight.

"Brother Xiao, you are the most talkative among our brothers, and I will depend on you next." Jiang Siran, who was wearing a face-changing face, raised his hand and patted Xiao Hongze's shoulder with a serious face, and then quickly slipped back to the team Central took his cart.

Mo Junli and the others parted ways with them as early as ten miles away. At this time, they were probably covered with branches and grass, and walked around to the end of the village by a path.

As a weak "traveling businessman" who can't say anything about support, and is thin and thin, at this juncture, he resolutely chooses to be an invisible and transparent person.

——When the sky falls, Lao Xiao will support him, hehe!
"Depend on me, rely on me, it's obvious that you want to trap me to death." Xiao Hongze, who was entrusted with a heavy responsibility, couldn't help rolling his eyes and twitching the corners of his lips when he heard this.

He stood on the spot, rubbing his sweaty palms on the front of his clothes indiscriminately, then took a deep breath, and stepped into the small building like he used to flirt with chickens and dogs in the street market. Small mountain village.

Now it's October, and the busy farming season in Fuli has just passed, and the people in the village can still be regarded as leisurely. In addition, the corner of the village is remote, and few tourists set foot there on weekdays, so people can't even enter the village. In a moment, he was surrounded by a group of villagers with sickles and hammers.

"Where are you from? Are you running to this place?" The leading elderly woman opened her mouth cautiously and cautiously, her eyes filled with undisguised temptation and vigilance. Then he tightened his grip on the farm tool in his hand.

The dandies who had never seen such a battle subconsciously shrank behind Xiao Hongze, and the latter also turned cold when he saw this.

——I always feel that if I say a word wrong, I will be slapped half to death by these gangs.

Xiao Hongze forced a weak smile while holding the shoulder pole, and opened his mouth to speak a substandard Fuli speech: "Ma'am (pronounced 'Niang'), we are wandering businessmen who just came back from southern Xinjiang. Go to the capital."

"Are you really wandering merchants?" The woman's vigilance faded a little when she heard Xiao Hongze's Fuli words with a slight Shangjing accent, "Your merchants will abduct you here—this place is separated from the capital city." It's far worse."

"And your accent is not quite right."

"It wasn't necessary to turn so far." Xiao Hongze turned his head and pointed to the dandy behind him who could also say a few words about Fuli, "Isn't it when we went up the mountain this morning, a Hapi melon took us the wrong way and confused us?" In this mountain kaka (a ravine, a corner of the mountain), it’s finally easy to get out, and there is a family here, who wants to come to beg for saliva.”

"As for the accent—Ma'am, we've been traveling all year round, and our accent has long been lost."

"I told you that I haven't come back for a long time and don't remember the way. You're blaming me at this moment." The dandy grinned at the young man and made a face, then retracted his head when he finished speaking.

"So that's how it is." The woman nodded after hearing this - Xiao Hongze cooperated well with that dude, these few words really dispelled some doubts in the woman's heart.

"You wandering around are really different from us." The woman suppressed her voice and sighed softly, but although her tone softened a lot, she still refused to relax at all, "But we don't welcome you in our village. outsider."

"If it doesn't work, I think you guys are tired too. Let's get you some small stools. You can take a break at the entrance of the village and drink some water."

"Okay, no problem, ma'am, we don't pick anyone." Xiao Hongze was kind, and the woman let out a sigh of relief when she saw how easy-talking they were.

"Then you wait here for a while." The woman pursed her lips, and quickly gave the villagers a wink when she turned around, and then everyone slowly put down the farm tools in their hands, and gradually smiled more at Xiao Hongze and the others.

"Boy, don't be afraid, we don't mean anything malicious." The villagers rushed to explain the reason to several people, "It's just now..."

"Oh, I'm waiting for this battle. When you come back, uncles and ladies will treat you well—"

　A new problem appeared. The inner part of the fingernail that was burned by the fire seemed to have a bulge, and it was a little white from the top. I don’t know if you can understand it.

　　Then it is better for me to tie it now, or it is better to leave it alone.

　　It seems to be a bit difficult to tie. .It still hurts a bit. .

　　
　
(End of this chapter)