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Chapter 211: I'm Auntie, Not Miss!
Chapter 211: I'm Auntie, Not Miss!
"What is the relationship between a heart higher than the sky and a little cleverness and great wisdom? Don't smart women have high spirits?"
"Small smart women know when enough is enough, and great wise women find that no one in the world can match themselves----"
"Then are you clever or wise?"
"My greatest wisdom is knowing when to be smart."
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Literal confrontation, you come and go, the two of them use these two cups of Wuliangye to fight with each other.
Tang Zhong got up with a "huh", and ran to the wine cabinet with a stampede, and brought out another bottle of 98-year Wuliangye.
Unscrew the bottle cap, and divide one catty of liquor into three again.
Then, he picked up the cup in front of him, swayed his body, and said with red eyes: "This cup, I respect you two."
After finishing speaking, he raised his silly face and gulped down a glass of white wine weighing three or two.
The two women looked at Tang Zhong in shock, thinking, this guy has such a strong drinking capacity?He drank with people all day in prison?
The two women did not raise their glasses to drink, but just looked at him eagerly, waiting for what kind of rhetoric or philosophical quotes he would say.
Tang Zhong wiped the wine stains from the corner of his mouth, and burped again very smoothly.
His mouth opened to say something -----
I only felt that my eyes were dark, and I fell headlong on the table.
"Is this suicide?" Jiang Keqing drank too much alcohol, and his brain reaction speed was much slower.After being stunned for a long time, he asked aloud.
"This is suicide." Su Shan responded slowly.
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Tang Zhong had a dream.He is in a white world that cannot be seen at a glance.This world is empty, there are no tall buildings, no cars, no oceans, no rivers, and even no crowds. There are only big trees full of snow-white gardenias.
He reached out and picked a gardenia flower, and the flower in his hand immediately turned into Su Shan's appearance.He picked off another flower, and that flower turned into Jiang Keqing again. He picked off the third flower, and that flower turned into Zhang Hepburn——he quickly threw the third flower on the ground, The son stepped on it several times with his feet.
Then, Zhang Heben disappeared, and the snow-white gardenia flower turned into a pile of snow-white fragments.
He grinned, and woke up smiling.
He wanted to reach out and wipe the drool from the corner of his mouth, but he couldn't raise his arm.
He moved slightly, and found that there was a soft breast pressing on his arm.
Tang Zhong's drowsiness with a tail still left disappeared in an instant, his brain instantly woke up, his blood pressure rose, his heart beat faster, and he was so excited that he couldn't control himself.
Could it be that Su Shan fell asleep while he was drunk?
No wonder people say that if men don't get drunk, women have no chance--drunkenness is the best way to cover up ambiguity between men and women.Drunk, I don't know what happened.
You see, what a good excuse.Is there a better excuse than this?
If the man is affectionate and the concubine is interested, then make an appointment to drink on a day when the weather is bad.
"You can't let her sleep in vain." Tang Zhong thought.Su Shan used his head as a pillow for his arm, so he didn't dare to move it easily.Because in that case, he would wake up Su Shan.
Then, his movable half arm began to move.
He lifted up from the arm joints, pulled back inward, and then touched her neck, chest, and her ru#peak----
"It's really big." Tang Zhong thought in his heart.
Although separated by a layer of clothes, the cotton-like feel, and the tender meat that can change its shape freely like jelly that has not yet condensed in the hand really makes people feel the thrill of stopping the heartbeat.
Before that, the softest buttocks that Tang Zhong touched were Zhang Hepburn's buttocks and Lin Huiyin's thighs.
Tang Zhong closed his eyes and wanted to touch down, touch her other breast.Be fair.But the hand couldn't reach it.So, I can only stay on the meat powder ball.
People have a chest and feet.
At this time, Su Shan suddenly moved.
She twisted her body gently, as if she wanted to break Tang Zhong's hand from her chest.
Tang Zhong immediately pretended to be dead and fell asleep, not letting her know that he was awake for the time being, otherwise he would not be able to seek compensation from her in a while - he was still a virgin.It was thanks to her that she took it without feeling anything.
For women, you can also add a layer of film.What should a man pay for?
"Don't touch it." The woman suddenly spoke. "Wallet and chaste are here. Don't worry."
Hearing the woman's voice, Tang Zhong almost jumped up from the bed.
"It's you?" He pushed Jiang Keqing away, and moved aside as if he had seen a ghost.Unexpectedly, this is not a bed, but a soft bed for guests to rest temporarily.
It's as comfortable as a bed, but without the size of a bed.Originally, the bodies of the two of them took up a lot of space, so he pushed his butt back and moved his nest, and the whole person rolled to the ground.There was a thick carpet on the floor, but I didn't feel the pain in my butt.
But ----- isn't that Su Shan?
Could it be that Jiang Keqing was the one who took her own body?
Chaos.
What a mess.
Jiang Keqing was pushed and shoved suddenly by Tang Zhong, and the back of her head hit the soft backboard heavily.Although the soft back panel was also made of cotton, it still hit her head dizzily.
She jumped up and scolded: "Stinky boy, even if I'm not Su Shan, you don't have to do this? What's the matter? You want to kill people to silence them?"
"I'm not -----" Tang Zhong felt that his drunkenness was coming up again, and he began to stutter when he spoke. "Why are you here? Why am I sleeping here? Where's Su Shan?"
Tang Zhong subconsciously felt that if there was a woman lying beside him, that woman must be Su Shan.How could Jiang Keqing be lying with her?She is my aunt.
So, just now he closed his eyes and fumbled around, but instead of taking advantage of Su Shan, he ate the tofu from his aunt.
No wonder Jiang Keqing said he wanted to kill someone to silence him.If this kind of thing gets out--
"Fortunately, no one saw it." Tang Zhong was relieved again.
"And I didn't do anything excessive." Tang Zhong comforted himself in his heart. "My aunt is my mother's younger sister, and my elder - which child didn't eat his mother's nai when he was young?"
In such a conversion, Tang Zhong felt that touching his aunt's chest was really not a big deal.Maybe there are people who have eaten my aunt's milk.
"Why can't I be here?" Jiang Keqing was furious, looked at Tang Zhong with a sneer, and said, "Do you still have a conscience, brat? You rolled under the table and pretended to be dead after drinking three glasses of white wine. The three cups were poured too, I kindly arranged for you——you still treat me like this?"
No wonder Jiang Keqing felt wronged.
At today's banquet, Tang Zhong was the first to faint.After he fainted, Jiang Keqing drank the third cup with Su Shan, and then Su Shan was not strong enough, so he declared his surrender.
Jiang Keqing's drinking capacity is astonishing, and she is still able to stay sober for the time being.
She called the waiter to help Su Shan to rest in the next room, and asked someone to help lift Tang Zhong to the soft cave.
She has the habit of sleeping on the bed, and it is generally difficult to fall asleep outside.So I didn't plan to rest.She was going to sit by the side and wait until Tang Zhong woke up to have a private conversation with him.
I didn't expect this kid to hug and touch me as soon as he woke up, and when he heard that his voice was not the one he wanted, he even pushed himself away heartlessly---please, others She's also a woman, okay?It hurts self-esteem.
"So that's how it is." After hearing Jiang Keqing's explanation, Tang Zhong also felt that he had gone too far.Quickly got up from the ground, and said apologetically, "Are you okay? Let me see if you hit your head?"
"Go play in the mud." Jiang Keqing kicked. "Touch when you want to touch, hug when you want to hug ----- I'm an aunt, not a miss."
"-------" Tang Zhong has long been used to Jiang Keqing's poisonous tongue.He was just deeply shocked by her language skills.With so many classic sentences, how could she just open her mouth?
"I thought you had already gone back." Tang Zhong said with a smile, and quickly changed the subject.
"I haven't told you a few words. So I want to wait for you to wake up. Who knew you could sleep like a pig----" Jiang Keqing explained. "Don't get me wrong, I didn't want to sleep with you, but I was too sleepy. I was sleeping outside, why did I roll inside?"
And this thing?
Tang Zhong was shocked.If Jiang Keqing was indeed sleeping outside before, then what kind of difficult movements did the two go through to become her inside-out position?
"Forget it. Don't think about it." Jiang Keqing stood up and stretched, puffing out her bulging and soft chest.Because the room was fully heated, she didn't feel cold wearing only a bottom layer. "First, that girl is too smart. A woman is worried that her stupid son will be cheated, so she asked me to beat her. Second, she will go back every week and hope to get the family's consent to take you away. Take it back--I don't know if you care about this matter or not. From my standpoint, I still hope to tell you this matter."
After a pause, she said, "Thirdly, it's good to go back, and there's nothing to regret if you don't. You have a father and a mother, just treat everyone else as dead."
She walked to the door, took off her leather coat from the hanger and put it on, put a scarf around her neck, winked at Tang Zhong, and said, "Su Shan is in the next room. The password to open the door is 333--- -If she hasn't slept yet, you can go in and cuddle her for a while."
After speaking, he opened the door of the room and strode away.
"What is the relationship between a heart higher than the sky and a little cleverness and great wisdom? Don't smart women have high spirits?"
"Small smart women know when enough is enough, and great wise women find that no one in the world can match themselves----"
"Then are you clever or wise?"
"My greatest wisdom is knowing when to be smart."
--------
Literal confrontation, you come and go, the two of them use these two cups of Wuliangye to fight with each other.
Tang Zhong got up with a "huh", and ran to the wine cabinet with a stampede, and brought out another bottle of 98-year Wuliangye.
Unscrew the bottle cap, and divide one catty of liquor into three again.
Then, he picked up the cup in front of him, swayed his body, and said with red eyes: "This cup, I respect you two."
After finishing speaking, he raised his silly face and gulped down a glass of white wine weighing three or two.
The two women looked at Tang Zhong in shock, thinking, this guy has such a strong drinking capacity?He drank with people all day in prison?
The two women did not raise their glasses to drink, but just looked at him eagerly, waiting for what kind of rhetoric or philosophical quotes he would say.
Tang Zhong wiped the wine stains from the corner of his mouth, and burped again very smoothly.
His mouth opened to say something -----
I only felt that my eyes were dark, and I fell headlong on the table.
"Is this suicide?" Jiang Keqing drank too much alcohol, and his brain reaction speed was much slower.After being stunned for a long time, he asked aloud.
"This is suicide." Su Shan responded slowly.
--------
Tang Zhong had a dream.He is in a white world that cannot be seen at a glance.This world is empty, there are no tall buildings, no cars, no oceans, no rivers, and even no crowds. There are only big trees full of snow-white gardenias.
He reached out and picked a gardenia flower, and the flower in his hand immediately turned into Su Shan's appearance.He picked off another flower, and that flower turned into Jiang Keqing again. He picked off the third flower, and that flower turned into Zhang Hepburn——he quickly threw the third flower on the ground, The son stepped on it several times with his feet.
Then, Zhang Heben disappeared, and the snow-white gardenia flower turned into a pile of snow-white fragments.
He grinned, and woke up smiling.
He wanted to reach out and wipe the drool from the corner of his mouth, but he couldn't raise his arm.
He moved slightly, and found that there was a soft breast pressing on his arm.
Tang Zhong's drowsiness with a tail still left disappeared in an instant, his brain instantly woke up, his blood pressure rose, his heart beat faster, and he was so excited that he couldn't control himself.
Could it be that Su Shan fell asleep while he was drunk?
No wonder people say that if men don't get drunk, women have no chance--drunkenness is the best way to cover up ambiguity between men and women.Drunk, I don't know what happened.
You see, what a good excuse.Is there a better excuse than this?
If the man is affectionate and the concubine is interested, then make an appointment to drink on a day when the weather is bad.
"You can't let her sleep in vain." Tang Zhong thought.Su Shan used his head as a pillow for his arm, so he didn't dare to move it easily.Because in that case, he would wake up Su Shan.
Then, his movable half arm began to move.
He lifted up from the arm joints, pulled back inward, and then touched her neck, chest, and her ru#peak----
"It's really big." Tang Zhong thought in his heart.
Although separated by a layer of clothes, the cotton-like feel, and the tender meat that can change its shape freely like jelly that has not yet condensed in the hand really makes people feel the thrill of stopping the heartbeat.
Before that, the softest buttocks that Tang Zhong touched were Zhang Hepburn's buttocks and Lin Huiyin's thighs.
Tang Zhong closed his eyes and wanted to touch down, touch her other breast.Be fair.But the hand couldn't reach it.So, I can only stay on the meat powder ball.
People have a chest and feet.
At this time, Su Shan suddenly moved.
She twisted her body gently, as if she wanted to break Tang Zhong's hand from her chest.
Tang Zhong immediately pretended to be dead and fell asleep, not letting her know that he was awake for the time being, otherwise he would not be able to seek compensation from her in a while - he was still a virgin.It was thanks to her that she took it without feeling anything.
For women, you can also add a layer of film.What should a man pay for?
"Don't touch it." The woman suddenly spoke. "Wallet and chaste are here. Don't worry."
Hearing the woman's voice, Tang Zhong almost jumped up from the bed.
"It's you?" He pushed Jiang Keqing away, and moved aside as if he had seen a ghost.Unexpectedly, this is not a bed, but a soft bed for guests to rest temporarily.
It's as comfortable as a bed, but without the size of a bed.Originally, the bodies of the two of them took up a lot of space, so he pushed his butt back and moved his nest, and the whole person rolled to the ground.There was a thick carpet on the floor, but I didn't feel the pain in my butt.
But ----- isn't that Su Shan?
Could it be that Jiang Keqing was the one who took her own body?
Chaos.
What a mess.
Jiang Keqing was pushed and shoved suddenly by Tang Zhong, and the back of her head hit the soft backboard heavily.Although the soft back panel was also made of cotton, it still hit her head dizzily.
She jumped up and scolded: "Stinky boy, even if I'm not Su Shan, you don't have to do this? What's the matter? You want to kill people to silence them?"
"I'm not -----" Tang Zhong felt that his drunkenness was coming up again, and he began to stutter when he spoke. "Why are you here? Why am I sleeping here? Where's Su Shan?"
Tang Zhong subconsciously felt that if there was a woman lying beside him, that woman must be Su Shan.How could Jiang Keqing be lying with her?She is my aunt.
So, just now he closed his eyes and fumbled around, but instead of taking advantage of Su Shan, he ate the tofu from his aunt.
No wonder Jiang Keqing said he wanted to kill someone to silence him.If this kind of thing gets out--
"Fortunately, no one saw it." Tang Zhong was relieved again.
"And I didn't do anything excessive." Tang Zhong comforted himself in his heart. "My aunt is my mother's younger sister, and my elder - which child didn't eat his mother's nai when he was young?"
In such a conversion, Tang Zhong felt that touching his aunt's chest was really not a big deal.Maybe there are people who have eaten my aunt's milk.
"Why can't I be here?" Jiang Keqing was furious, looked at Tang Zhong with a sneer, and said, "Do you still have a conscience, brat? You rolled under the table and pretended to be dead after drinking three glasses of white wine. The three cups were poured too, I kindly arranged for you——you still treat me like this?"
No wonder Jiang Keqing felt wronged.
At today's banquet, Tang Zhong was the first to faint.After he fainted, Jiang Keqing drank the third cup with Su Shan, and then Su Shan was not strong enough, so he declared his surrender.
Jiang Keqing's drinking capacity is astonishing, and she is still able to stay sober for the time being.
She called the waiter to help Su Shan to rest in the next room, and asked someone to help lift Tang Zhong to the soft cave.
She has the habit of sleeping on the bed, and it is generally difficult to fall asleep outside.So I didn't plan to rest.She was going to sit by the side and wait until Tang Zhong woke up to have a private conversation with him.
I didn't expect this kid to hug and touch me as soon as he woke up, and when he heard that his voice was not the one he wanted, he even pushed himself away heartlessly---please, others She's also a woman, okay?It hurts self-esteem.
"So that's how it is." After hearing Jiang Keqing's explanation, Tang Zhong also felt that he had gone too far.Quickly got up from the ground, and said apologetically, "Are you okay? Let me see if you hit your head?"
"Go play in the mud." Jiang Keqing kicked. "Touch when you want to touch, hug when you want to hug ----- I'm an aunt, not a miss."
"-------" Tang Zhong has long been used to Jiang Keqing's poisonous tongue.He was just deeply shocked by her language skills.With so many classic sentences, how could she just open her mouth?
"I thought you had already gone back." Tang Zhong said with a smile, and quickly changed the subject.
"I haven't told you a few words. So I want to wait for you to wake up. Who knew you could sleep like a pig----" Jiang Keqing explained. "Don't get me wrong, I didn't want to sleep with you, but I was too sleepy. I was sleeping outside, why did I roll inside?"
And this thing?
Tang Zhong was shocked.If Jiang Keqing was indeed sleeping outside before, then what kind of difficult movements did the two go through to become her inside-out position?
"Forget it. Don't think about it." Jiang Keqing stood up and stretched, puffing out her bulging and soft chest.Because the room was fully heated, she didn't feel cold wearing only a bottom layer. "First, that girl is too smart. A woman is worried that her stupid son will be cheated, so she asked me to beat her. Second, she will go back every week and hope to get the family's consent to take you away. Take it back--I don't know if you care about this matter or not. From my standpoint, I still hope to tell you this matter."
After a pause, she said, "Thirdly, it's good to go back, and there's nothing to regret if you don't. You have a father and a mother, just treat everyone else as dead."
She walked to the door, took off her leather coat from the hanger and put it on, put a scarf around her neck, winked at Tang Zhong, and said, "Su Shan is in the next room. The password to open the door is 333--- -If she hasn't slept yet, you can go in and cuddle her for a while."
After speaking, he opened the door of the room and strode away.
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