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Chapter 241: Laugh at the Ridiculous People in the World!
Chapter 241: The Ridiculous People Who Laugh at the World ()!
"I've been tricked. [You can find novel materials here]" This was Tang Zhong's first reaction.
On Mr. Jiao's birthday, he came here to eat without any preparations--is there any apprentice who does this by himself?This doesn't fit emotionally or rationally.
After thinking about it, with Teacher Jiao Yuheng's character, it is impossible for him to tell him about his birthday in advance and let him prepare gifts ().Probably just to tell Jiao Nanxin to come home for dinner.
But so is Jiao Nanxin.Teacher Jiao asked you to say that, and you really said it?None extra?Not even a little reminder?
If Jiao Nanxin was in front of him, Tang Zhong really wanted to take off his pants and spank her ass.
Of course, what Tang Zhong wants to do is what all boys in Nantah University want to do.
In any case, they are also classmates and comrades-in-arms ----- friends who fight each other.And since she is her class monitor, why didn't she think of trying to please herself?I really don't regard the squad leader as a cadre. <Fake yourself will not be approved.If she dares not to come, she will go to the counselor to make a small report -- let her fail the subject and ask her to pay for her to make up the exam.
Wang Qikui's teacher's wife laughed and said: "It's rare that you still remember. It was very convenient to come here when you want to eat when you are studying in school. Now you are abroad and just want you to come to have a meal. It is not convenient---" -"
"Master is criticizing me for not being filial." Wang Qikui said sincerely, "I will definitely eat a few more dumplings later."
A group of people laughed.
Jiao Yuheng greeted a few people to go out for dinner. Tang Zhong saw the cake on the coffee table and wished he could strangle Jiao Nanxin to death.
When he entered the door just now, he didn't see the cake on the coffee table.If I saw him at that time, I would definitely know that someone is having a birthday today.It's not too late to ask about the situation and go out and buy a gift.
But I stood stupidly in the study for a long time until my teacher's wife came over and called for dinner, I didn't know about Teacher Jiao's birthday, how could I have time to go out?
Where was the cake before?It must have been hidden in the room mentioned by Jiao Nanxin (). [Just find the material of the novel]
Tang Zhong turned his face to look at Jiao Nanxin who was helping to clean up the dishes in the restaurant. Although she pretended to be expressionless, there was a smile in the corner of her eyes.
This is a small gesture of hers.Whenever they debated, if Jiao Nanxin was confident in her words or if she secretly dug a hole for herself in her words, she would show such an expression.
She must be very proud now?
Tang Zhong said embarrassingly with shame on his face: "I didn't expect that today is Teacher Jiao's birthday, I didn't have time to prepare any gifts----"
It doesn't matter if you don't prepare a gift, you always have to express your heart.
Jiao Yuheng waved his hand and said, "What kind of birthday are you having? Qikui came back from abroad and Diou also came and asked you to come over and have a family meal together. The old people are different from you young people. Our birthday is a young one. one----"
"Bah, bah, bah." The teacher's wife interrupted Mr. Jiao's words and cursed: "You old man, what are you talking about in such a good day?"
Then she looked at Tang Zhong and said with a smile: "Your teacher doesn't like Zhang Yang, but just wants to have a quiet family meal. Don't think about gifts. My family doesn't like this."
The two old men are very good people, and they are also very, very kind to Tang Zhong.
"Yes." Wang Qikui also said. "Students don't have much spare money, and young people have a lot of expenses, so they should keep the money for themselves and study hard. Teachers don't care about this stuff—wait until they are promising in the future and then do their filial piety."
On the surface, Wang Qikui was trying to excuse Tang Zhong and explain the fact that he was reprimanding education ().
However, with the previous lessons, Wang Qikui was much more cautious when he made another move.
He purposely brought Jiao Yuheng along to say that he wouldn't like Tang Zhong's stuff.If Tang Zhong retorts, is it to prove that Mr. Jiao cares about this birthday gift?
Tang Zhong knew that Wang Qikui wanted to say that he had no money and power, and that he was a poor student, even if he gave gifts, he would not be able to give any good results. [Just look for novel materials] Does Mr. Jiao Yuheng care about a cigarette and a bottle of wine?
His agitation made Tang Zhong think that there is actually something in him that can be used as a gift.
"Senior brother is wrong to say that." Tang Zhong said with a smile. "Of course I know that Mr. Jiao doesn't care about these things. As a poor student, I really can't give away anything valuable-but this can't be used as a reason for my lack of filial piety. Brother Wang's three thousand dollars an hour is ten Tens of millions of dollars is not much——"
Wang Qikui was slapped in the face again.
Although he bought a lot of gifts, how could there be one hundred thousand million dollars?How much do you have to buy?
"I'm a student. I have to rely on my family's sponsorship for pocket money of a few hundred dollars a month." Just because Jiang Keqing transferred the property to Jinxiu Pavilion under his name, the assets of Jinxiu Pavilion are tens or hundreds of times higher than Wang Qikui's.The monthly dividends from Jinxiu Pavilion are in the millions, but now it is said that there are only a few hundred dollars in pocket money every month.Tang Zhong is shameless to the end. "If you want to give a gift, you can only do it yourself. First, it saves money, and it also represents my heart."
Tang Zhong took out a wood carving that was still warm from his arms, held it in his hands and handed it over, saying, "I wish the teacher good luck like the East Sea and longevity."
Dean Jiao Yuheng does not worry about food and clothing, his children and grandchildren are filial, his wife is virtuous, and there is really nothing lacking ().If you want to celebrate your birthday, you are wishing him a longer and longer life.
Jiao Yuheng squinted his eyes and stared at the gadget in Tang Zhong's hand and asked with a smile, "What is this?"
"Big belly Buddha." Tang Zhong said. "This Buddha is carved by myself. From the beginning of school to the present, it took three months on and off to finish the work two days ago, and I didn't have time to polish it ----- now give it to the teacher, I hope the teacher will be tolerant When you open your mouth about things that are intolerable in the world, you will laugh at the ridiculous people in the world."
The faces of the Wang family father and son changed again.They all felt that Tang Zhong's words were somewhat ambiguous.
Who is the ridiculous person?
"Carved it yourself?" Jiao Yuheng took it with a look of surprise and looked at it carefully.If the Buddha statue is lightly heavy and has a faint fragrance, you should choose wood such as Hainan pineapple or Vietnamese pear.But even though they are all huanghuali, the former is infinitely more precious than the latter.
Based on Jiao Yuheng's knowledge, the wooden decoration of this Buddha statue is as beautiful as a grimace, and the fragrance is as elegant as rosin, which should belong to Hainan yellow.
Look at the density of the carving, and the depth is appropriate. When using a heavy knife, use a heavy knife and grind it finely when it should be finely ground.Some people say that the big belly Buddha is the most difficult Buddha to carve.
why?
Because the whole body of the big belly Buddha is smooth and the tip of the knife slips slightly, the Buddha will appear edges and corners.A big-bellied Buddha with edges and corners is a flawed big-bellied Buddha.
And the statue sent by Tang Zhong is smooth and angular.It can be seen that its superb knife skills are not something for children to play house.
"Good. Good. Good." Jiao Nanxin shouted three good things in succession. "Tang Zhong, I didn't expect you to have such a good skill. You can really surprise people all the time. You are such a gift that the teacher can't put it down. It's hard to give up. I will accept it with the cheek when you send it."
"It would be sad if the teacher refused." Tang Zhong said with a smile. "I hope the teacher doesn't think the gift is worthless ()."
"You child." The teacher said lovingly. "This is carved out by you with countless efforts. How can you say it's worthless?"
"Smoothie." Jiao Nanxin whispered beside him.
Tang Zhong glanced at her with a smile and did not speak.
"Table to eat." Jiao Yuheng said. "I'll go and offer up this Buddha first."
After speaking, he turned around and ran towards the study.It can be seen that he loves Tang Zhong's gift very much.
"This old man." The teacher blamed with a smile.Then he took Wang Qikui and Tang Zhong to the table for dinner.The table has been set early, several plates of dumplings, two stews and a few dishes of stir-fried dishes look like a very sumptuous dinner.
"It's rare for Qikui and Diou to come back. Tang Zhong is also here - let's have a few drinks." Jiao Yuheng said as he walked towards the wine cabinet in the living room.
After speaking, he came over with a bottle of white wine.
"Drinking red wine is boring in foreign countries. Try the teacher's good wine today." Wang Qikui said with a smile.I have to say that there is indeed a reason for this person to be in such a position today. He hasn't come back for so many years, and when he came back, he instantly integrated into Mr. Jiao's family. Every word spoken in the communication state of the person feels kind and humorous, and can instantly close the distance between people.
For example, just now when his wife came into the study to eat, he immediately stood up and made a look like he was in a hurry to eat.Although it seemed that he did not respect the teacher enough, he was also indirectly praising the dumplings made by the teacher's mother, which were really delicious.It's still unforgettable after all these years.
For Jiao Yuheng, only when his wife is happy will he be really happy.
Of course, this is only for the people he wants to please.For example, Tang Zhong didn't think that what he said was so kind and humorous ().
"Grandpa asked me to pour wine. It's rare for me to return to China to give me a chance to be filial." Wang Diou said with a smile, taking the bottle from Jiao Yuheng's hand and began to distribute wine to everyone.
This made Tang Zhong secretly regret that he missed an opportunity to flatter his teacher.
"Yes, teacher. Let Dio pour the wine." Tang Zhong said with a smile. "If I pour him wine, he must be under pressure—his father should scold him when he goes back."
Wang Diou's hand that was pouring the wine trembled and almost spilled the wine.Can this kid not be angry if he really regards him as his elder?
"I have pressure in my heart? The pressure of fart." Wang Diou thought.But since he took over the job, no matter what Tang Zhong said, he could only bite the bullet and continue doing it.
Wang Qikui narrowed his eyes and looked at Tang Zhong, feeling very uncomfortable.
I am the son of a world-recognized master of psychology, and the travel research I cultivated with all my heart takes him.Because he stands on the shoulders of giants, Wang Diou's progress is very fast.At a young age, he published many papers in American professional journals and even won the "Progressive Youth Award" in the field of psychology.
His son has always been his pride.Taking him to his mentor this time was not without showing off.
What he didn't expect was that he was crushed to death by the teacher's new apprentice.
"No. Diou must win." Wang Qikui thought.Otherwise, I would never think of surpassing Jiao Yuheng, a mountain that would never be able to shake off his shadow.
After drinking a few glasses of wine, Wang Qikui said with a smile as if to adjust the atmosphere: "Nan Xin, Diou and Tang Zhong are all studying psychology. I will give you three a question to see how your arguments and evidence are. .”
(ps: Some people say that I haven't photoshopped for a long time. Then I will photoshop.) h
"I've been tricked. [You can find novel materials here]" This was Tang Zhong's first reaction.
On Mr. Jiao's birthday, he came here to eat without any preparations--is there any apprentice who does this by himself?This doesn't fit emotionally or rationally.
After thinking about it, with Teacher Jiao Yuheng's character, it is impossible for him to tell him about his birthday in advance and let him prepare gifts ().Probably just to tell Jiao Nanxin to come home for dinner.
But so is Jiao Nanxin.Teacher Jiao asked you to say that, and you really said it?None extra?Not even a little reminder?
If Jiao Nanxin was in front of him, Tang Zhong really wanted to take off his pants and spank her ass.
Of course, what Tang Zhong wants to do is what all boys in Nantah University want to do.
In any case, they are also classmates and comrades-in-arms ----- friends who fight each other.And since she is her class monitor, why didn't she think of trying to please herself?I really don't regard the squad leader as a cadre. <Fake yourself will not be approved.If she dares not to come, she will go to the counselor to make a small report -- let her fail the subject and ask her to pay for her to make up the exam.
Wang Qikui's teacher's wife laughed and said: "It's rare that you still remember. It was very convenient to come here when you want to eat when you are studying in school. Now you are abroad and just want you to come to have a meal. It is not convenient---" -"
"Master is criticizing me for not being filial." Wang Qikui said sincerely, "I will definitely eat a few more dumplings later."
A group of people laughed.
Jiao Yuheng greeted a few people to go out for dinner. Tang Zhong saw the cake on the coffee table and wished he could strangle Jiao Nanxin to death.
When he entered the door just now, he didn't see the cake on the coffee table.If I saw him at that time, I would definitely know that someone is having a birthday today.It's not too late to ask about the situation and go out and buy a gift.
But I stood stupidly in the study for a long time until my teacher's wife came over and called for dinner, I didn't know about Teacher Jiao's birthday, how could I have time to go out?
Where was the cake before?It must have been hidden in the room mentioned by Jiao Nanxin (). [Just find the material of the novel]
Tang Zhong turned his face to look at Jiao Nanxin who was helping to clean up the dishes in the restaurant. Although she pretended to be expressionless, there was a smile in the corner of her eyes.
This is a small gesture of hers.Whenever they debated, if Jiao Nanxin was confident in her words or if she secretly dug a hole for herself in her words, she would show such an expression.
She must be very proud now?
Tang Zhong said embarrassingly with shame on his face: "I didn't expect that today is Teacher Jiao's birthday, I didn't have time to prepare any gifts----"
It doesn't matter if you don't prepare a gift, you always have to express your heart.
Jiao Yuheng waved his hand and said, "What kind of birthday are you having? Qikui came back from abroad and Diou also came and asked you to come over and have a family meal together. The old people are different from you young people. Our birthday is a young one. one----"
"Bah, bah, bah." The teacher's wife interrupted Mr. Jiao's words and cursed: "You old man, what are you talking about in such a good day?"
Then she looked at Tang Zhong and said with a smile: "Your teacher doesn't like Zhang Yang, but just wants to have a quiet family meal. Don't think about gifts. My family doesn't like this."
The two old men are very good people, and they are also very, very kind to Tang Zhong.
"Yes." Wang Qikui also said. "Students don't have much spare money, and young people have a lot of expenses, so they should keep the money for themselves and study hard. Teachers don't care about this stuff—wait until they are promising in the future and then do their filial piety."
On the surface, Wang Qikui was trying to excuse Tang Zhong and explain the fact that he was reprimanding education ().
However, with the previous lessons, Wang Qikui was much more cautious when he made another move.
He purposely brought Jiao Yuheng along to say that he wouldn't like Tang Zhong's stuff.If Tang Zhong retorts, is it to prove that Mr. Jiao cares about this birthday gift?
Tang Zhong knew that Wang Qikui wanted to say that he had no money and power, and that he was a poor student, even if he gave gifts, he would not be able to give any good results. [Just look for novel materials] Does Mr. Jiao Yuheng care about a cigarette and a bottle of wine?
His agitation made Tang Zhong think that there is actually something in him that can be used as a gift.
"Senior brother is wrong to say that." Tang Zhong said with a smile. "Of course I know that Mr. Jiao doesn't care about these things. As a poor student, I really can't give away anything valuable-but this can't be used as a reason for my lack of filial piety. Brother Wang's three thousand dollars an hour is ten Tens of millions of dollars is not much——"
Wang Qikui was slapped in the face again.
Although he bought a lot of gifts, how could there be one hundred thousand million dollars?How much do you have to buy?
"I'm a student. I have to rely on my family's sponsorship for pocket money of a few hundred dollars a month." Just because Jiang Keqing transferred the property to Jinxiu Pavilion under his name, the assets of Jinxiu Pavilion are tens or hundreds of times higher than Wang Qikui's.The monthly dividends from Jinxiu Pavilion are in the millions, but now it is said that there are only a few hundred dollars in pocket money every month.Tang Zhong is shameless to the end. "If you want to give a gift, you can only do it yourself. First, it saves money, and it also represents my heart."
Tang Zhong took out a wood carving that was still warm from his arms, held it in his hands and handed it over, saying, "I wish the teacher good luck like the East Sea and longevity."
Dean Jiao Yuheng does not worry about food and clothing, his children and grandchildren are filial, his wife is virtuous, and there is really nothing lacking ().If you want to celebrate your birthday, you are wishing him a longer and longer life.
Jiao Yuheng squinted his eyes and stared at the gadget in Tang Zhong's hand and asked with a smile, "What is this?"
"Big belly Buddha." Tang Zhong said. "This Buddha is carved by myself. From the beginning of school to the present, it took three months on and off to finish the work two days ago, and I didn't have time to polish it ----- now give it to the teacher, I hope the teacher will be tolerant When you open your mouth about things that are intolerable in the world, you will laugh at the ridiculous people in the world."
The faces of the Wang family father and son changed again.They all felt that Tang Zhong's words were somewhat ambiguous.
Who is the ridiculous person?
"Carved it yourself?" Jiao Yuheng took it with a look of surprise and looked at it carefully.If the Buddha statue is lightly heavy and has a faint fragrance, you should choose wood such as Hainan pineapple or Vietnamese pear.But even though they are all huanghuali, the former is infinitely more precious than the latter.
Based on Jiao Yuheng's knowledge, the wooden decoration of this Buddha statue is as beautiful as a grimace, and the fragrance is as elegant as rosin, which should belong to Hainan yellow.
Look at the density of the carving, and the depth is appropriate. When using a heavy knife, use a heavy knife and grind it finely when it should be finely ground.Some people say that the big belly Buddha is the most difficult Buddha to carve.
why?
Because the whole body of the big belly Buddha is smooth and the tip of the knife slips slightly, the Buddha will appear edges and corners.A big-bellied Buddha with edges and corners is a flawed big-bellied Buddha.
And the statue sent by Tang Zhong is smooth and angular.It can be seen that its superb knife skills are not something for children to play house.
"Good. Good. Good." Jiao Nanxin shouted three good things in succession. "Tang Zhong, I didn't expect you to have such a good skill. You can really surprise people all the time. You are such a gift that the teacher can't put it down. It's hard to give up. I will accept it with the cheek when you send it."
"It would be sad if the teacher refused." Tang Zhong said with a smile. "I hope the teacher doesn't think the gift is worthless ()."
"You child." The teacher said lovingly. "This is carved out by you with countless efforts. How can you say it's worthless?"
"Smoothie." Jiao Nanxin whispered beside him.
Tang Zhong glanced at her with a smile and did not speak.
"Table to eat." Jiao Yuheng said. "I'll go and offer up this Buddha first."
After speaking, he turned around and ran towards the study.It can be seen that he loves Tang Zhong's gift very much.
"This old man." The teacher blamed with a smile.Then he took Wang Qikui and Tang Zhong to the table for dinner.The table has been set early, several plates of dumplings, two stews and a few dishes of stir-fried dishes look like a very sumptuous dinner.
"It's rare for Qikui and Diou to come back. Tang Zhong is also here - let's have a few drinks." Jiao Yuheng said as he walked towards the wine cabinet in the living room.
After speaking, he came over with a bottle of white wine.
"Drinking red wine is boring in foreign countries. Try the teacher's good wine today." Wang Qikui said with a smile.I have to say that there is indeed a reason for this person to be in such a position today. He hasn't come back for so many years, and when he came back, he instantly integrated into Mr. Jiao's family. Every word spoken in the communication state of the person feels kind and humorous, and can instantly close the distance between people.
For example, just now when his wife came into the study to eat, he immediately stood up and made a look like he was in a hurry to eat.Although it seemed that he did not respect the teacher enough, he was also indirectly praising the dumplings made by the teacher's mother, which were really delicious.It's still unforgettable after all these years.
For Jiao Yuheng, only when his wife is happy will he be really happy.
Of course, this is only for the people he wants to please.For example, Tang Zhong didn't think that what he said was so kind and humorous ().
"Grandpa asked me to pour wine. It's rare for me to return to China to give me a chance to be filial." Wang Diou said with a smile, taking the bottle from Jiao Yuheng's hand and began to distribute wine to everyone.
This made Tang Zhong secretly regret that he missed an opportunity to flatter his teacher.
"Yes, teacher. Let Dio pour the wine." Tang Zhong said with a smile. "If I pour him wine, he must be under pressure—his father should scold him when he goes back."
Wang Diou's hand that was pouring the wine trembled and almost spilled the wine.Can this kid not be angry if he really regards him as his elder?
"I have pressure in my heart? The pressure of fart." Wang Diou thought.But since he took over the job, no matter what Tang Zhong said, he could only bite the bullet and continue doing it.
Wang Qikui narrowed his eyes and looked at Tang Zhong, feeling very uncomfortable.
I am the son of a world-recognized master of psychology, and the travel research I cultivated with all my heart takes him.Because he stands on the shoulders of giants, Wang Diou's progress is very fast.At a young age, he published many papers in American professional journals and even won the "Progressive Youth Award" in the field of psychology.
His son has always been his pride.Taking him to his mentor this time was not without showing off.
What he didn't expect was that he was crushed to death by the teacher's new apprentice.
"No. Diou must win." Wang Qikui thought.Otherwise, I would never think of surpassing Jiao Yuheng, a mountain that would never be able to shake off his shadow.
After drinking a few glasses of wine, Wang Qikui said with a smile as if to adjust the atmosphere: "Nan Xin, Diou and Tang Zhong are all studying psychology. I will give you three a question to see how your arguments and evidence are. .”
(ps: Some people say that I haven't photoshopped for a long time. Then I will photoshop.) h
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