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Chapter 803: Spineless Master!
Yanjing.Lingyun Temple.
Lingyun Temple is not a temple with strong incense, but as long as it is a temple, and it is a temple in Yanjing, the monks in the temple will not live too hard.
As people become more and more greedy and their hearts become more and more lonely, more and more people seek children, wealth, health, marriage, lovers and women.Even some big stars standing on the stage are no exception.
Today, a distinguished guest came to Lingyun Temple. [
The big star Tang Zhong came to Lingxin Temple in a low-key manner, burned incense and worshiped the Buddha, and made a wish that the country would be prosperous and the people would be peaceful, and the disasters would not allow the grain to be plentiful, wisdom, and auspiciousness. Then he donated a thick stack of Huaxia coins to the merit box next to him. The young monk with bright eyes said, "I want to see your Master Yuantong."
"See Master Yuantong?" The little monk still maintained his natural bewildered image with wide-open eyes.Lingyun Temple is not a big temple, and there are few local rich people who come in.There are often people donating money in temples, but it is rare to donate piles of second-hand goods like this.Seeing that the eyes of money are open, the Buddha is no exception, let alone this young monk who has not yet started?
While scolding Tang Zhong for being an idiot in his heart, he also prayed that there would be more and more such idiots, so that their bonus this month would be more substantial.
"Why did you meet our Master Yuantong?" The little monk asked with a polite bow, thanking Tang Zhong for his donation. "Is it asking for a lottery or solving the "confusion"?"
"I've been studying Buddhism since I was a child, and I'm more familiar with various scriptures. I heard that Master Yuantong's Buddhism is mysterious, so I came here to learn from him." Tang Zhong said. "Come from afar, sincerely, please introduce me, master."
"I'll let you know. It depends on your fate." The little monk said.
"I think we will definitely be destined." Tang Zhong said with a smile.While speaking, he swiftly stuffed a handful of banknotes into the little monk's hand.
"Buddha promotes destined people." The little monk laughed so hard that he couldn't close his mouth.This idiot is so cute.
"Buddha loves rich people." Tang Zhong also laughed and answered inwardly.
Sure enough, within a few minutes, the little monk walked out quickly, and said with a joyful expression: "Benefactor, please come inside."
"Thank you." Tang Zhong thanked, followed the little monk and walked inside.
A little old man in a green shirt also got up and followed casually, not being noticed by the young monk.
"Wait a moment." The little monk signaled Tang Zhong to stop, then he gently opened a wooden door and said, "Master, the guest is here."
"Please come in." A man's voice came from inside.
"Please." The little monk stepped aside to invite.
Tang Zhong thanked the little monk, and then walked into Master Yuantong's meditation room.
Master Yuantong is the West Hall of Lingyun Temple.The status of the west hall is second only to the head seat. He has the responsibility of educating the monks and preaching.Although he is at the head of the class, he always leads by example, just like ordinary students.
After Tang Zhong entered the meditation room, he didn't greet him, let alone salute, but just smiled and looked at the middle-aged monk who was wearing a blue monk's uniform and sat cross-legged and fell into a state of meditation.
Bald head, round face, kind eyebrows and kind eyes. [
This face is very deceptive and can confuse many crazy believers.
The middle-aged monk may have grown impatient with himself, so he opened his eyes and asked, "What do you want to ask?"
"Ask if we are destined." Tang Zhong said with a smile, sitting directly on the wooden chair opposite Master Yuantong.
Master Yuantong looked at Tang Chong seriously, and said, "Why do you ask this question?"
"When I saw the master, I felt very kind. He seemed to be the butcher Zhu who was lost in our village many years ago. Butcher Zhu is a good butcher of pigs. The white and red knives go in, and the white knives come out. The pigs will only come out after tossing for a while." Die. And Zhu Tuhu is very kind to me, every time I see Hao, he will throw me a piece of pork belly or pig intestines from his meat basket so that I can take it back and improve my life. I used to eat his pork when I was young."
"Amitabha." Master Yuantong clasped his hands together and called out the Buddha's name. "It's a sin. I think the donor must have admitted the wrong person. I have never killed a pig, and I have never done such a bloody thing. A monk is compassionate."
"Why is killing a pig bloody? If there are no butchers in this world, how can you eat meatballs? How can you eat sauerkraut fried sausages? How can you eat sweet and sour pork ribs?"
"Didn't the donor come to see Yuantong to talk about Buddhist scriptures?"
"I'm just talking about Buddhist scriptures with you now." Tang Zhong said. "Jigong Living Buddha has said that wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha keeps them in his heart. Back then, Jigong Living Buddha liked to eat chicken butts and roasted pork legs. If there were no butchers in this world, where did the Living Buddha's roasted pork legs come from? Could it be that pigs would pull out by themselves? "Mao" cut open and then jumped on the fire to roast? Don't forget the well digger when you drink water, how can you call the butcher bloody after eating pork?"
"Almsgiver, people in the world only remember the sentence of Living Buddha Jigong's 'wine and meat pass through the heart of the Buddha', but they don't know that he has another sentence that is more important: If the world learns from me, it is like entering the way of a demon. All things have animism, regardless of birth or death. Entering the world, you should still be compassionate.”
"So pigs can't be killed?"
"Can't kill."
"What about people?"
"Did you come here to find trouble?" Master Yuantong scolded with staring eyes.
Tang Zhong was inexplicably surprised, and said, "Master, how can you swear at people?"
"I'm scolding you, you bastard." Master Yuantong jumped up from the futon. "You are obviously a wolf with a big tail, what kind of little white sheep are you pretending to be in front of me? You are Tang Zhong, the Tang Zhong who is hated by everyone, do you think I don't know?"
"Master knows me?" Tang Zhong asked with a smile.
"Of course I do." Master Yuantong said with a sneer. "The person I knew was supposed to be a dead person, but I didn't expect that you are still alive. Now that you have found me, does it mean that Minghui has let go?"
"Who is Minghui to you?" Tang Zhong asked.
"My wife." Master Yuantong said as a matter of course.
"Aren't monks forbidden to marry?" Tang Zhong said.
"Humans are not allowed to kill people. I won't do so?" Master Yuantong sneered again and again. "Besides, I'm a monk to cover up my true identity, so that they don't think that a monk can do those murders. Otherwise, who would like to eat that bland green vegetable porridge all day long? You have to drink in secret It’s not enough to drink.”[
"Master has had a hard time." Tang Zhong said with a sigh. "Since Minghui is Grandmaster's wife, does Grandmaster owe me an apology?"
"I apologize and you let my wife go?" Yuantong asked.
"Don't let it go."
"Why should I apologize to you?"
Tang Zhong looked astonished as a celestial being, and said respectfully to Master Yuantong: "It is said that Master is proficient in Buddhism, seeing him today, he really deserves his reputation."
"Don't flatter. I don't like this." Yuantong's character seems very rough.He completely lost the 'docile and loving' look he had just pretended to be a master.
It seems that he usually suffers too much.
"I am very serious in praising Master, don't be unconfident." Tang Zhong said very seriously. "Since I ate a lot of pig intestines from the master when I was young, the apology is avoided. You and I don't mention it again, so as not to hurt the relationship for many years."
"Do you not understand human language or what?" Master Yuantong interrupted Tang Zhong angrily, and said, "I told you, I have never killed a pig. I am not that nonsense butcher Zhu."
"It's a pity. But you two really look alike."
"Tang Zhong, don't you want to insult me. Now that you're here, let's show your way. Why, are you going to kill and kill in this Buddhist land? Are you not afraid of being exposed by reporters?"
"What a joke. A bad tire like you who should kill a thousand knives and be fried is not afraid of being punished by the Buddha. I am a good citizen and I am afraid of being exposed by reporters? What kind of world is this?"
"Don't be unconvinced. I can kill people, and I can serve the Buddha. Why don't you live a good life? What do you want to do, just say it. Uncle has a bad temper, so don't make him wait."
"It is said that Buddhism can cultivate one's body and mind. It seems that you are a complete failure." Tang Zhong said with a smile. "Well, let's make a deal. You tell me who ordered you to kill me, and I'll pretend I haven't been to this place today."
"Then will you let my wife go?"
"Don't let go." Tang Zhong said. "Your wife is a criminal and was taken away by the police department. I have no right to let her go. I can't undermine justice."
"You still say a hammer if you don't let him go? Come on, let's have a good fight. You kill me or let me kill you"
"It's really unrefined." Tang Zhong shook his head and sighed.
While Tang Zhong was speaking, his body suddenly jumped up from the wooden chair.
His feet turned into spears, and he kicked Master Yuantong's crotch without warning.
If it was a real monk, it would be fine for Tang Zhong to use this trick on others.
But Master Yuantong is a fake monk, and he loves the thing between his legs like his life.Tang Zhong just wanted to destroy his life root, how could he just let it go?
So, he let out a loud shout and slapped the coffee table in front of him.
The lid of the teapot on the table was lifted, and boiling water poured over Tang Zhong's head.
At the same time, the master raised his toes, and the futon that he put under his butt just now flew towards Tang Zhong.
Tang Zhong's attack was blocked, so he had to withdraw his moves quickly to avoid the scalding water that the master had prepared long ago.
Now, Tang Zhong couldn't believe that Yuantong hadn't killed a pig before.Boil water before slaughtering pigs, this way is clear.
He was so angry just now, probably because Tang Zhong exposed his previous identity and became angry, right?
At the same time as Tang Zhong retreated, Master Yuantong stared at his feet, and headed towards the wood behind him.
The outer aura is a mountain, as long as he enters the mountain, he will escape this disaster based on his familiarity with the mountain road.
Tang Zhongzhong kicked his little brother, and he actually wanted to run away?
This master is too spineless.
(ps: It hasn’t been updated for two days. Taking advantage of the opportunity to attend a friend’s wedding, I took Xiao Yaoyao and Liu Xiafan out for two days to have fun. The computer I recited has never been turned on, and I don’t think about the plot in my mind. Relax completely. Since writing the book, I owe you a lot, and I owe them a lot. This time, I diverted the time that should have been written to accompany them.
I would like to say to everyone very seriously: I am sorry! ! ! )
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Lingyun Temple is not a temple with strong incense, but as long as it is a temple, and it is a temple in Yanjing, the monks in the temple will not live too hard.
As people become more and more greedy and their hearts become more and more lonely, more and more people seek children, wealth, health, marriage, lovers and women.Even some big stars standing on the stage are no exception.
Today, a distinguished guest came to Lingyun Temple. [
The big star Tang Zhong came to Lingxin Temple in a low-key manner, burned incense and worshiped the Buddha, and made a wish that the country would be prosperous and the people would be peaceful, and the disasters would not allow the grain to be plentiful, wisdom, and auspiciousness. Then he donated a thick stack of Huaxia coins to the merit box next to him. The young monk with bright eyes said, "I want to see your Master Yuantong."
"See Master Yuantong?" The little monk still maintained his natural bewildered image with wide-open eyes.Lingyun Temple is not a big temple, and there are few local rich people who come in.There are often people donating money in temples, but it is rare to donate piles of second-hand goods like this.Seeing that the eyes of money are open, the Buddha is no exception, let alone this young monk who has not yet started?
While scolding Tang Zhong for being an idiot in his heart, he also prayed that there would be more and more such idiots, so that their bonus this month would be more substantial.
"Why did you meet our Master Yuantong?" The little monk asked with a polite bow, thanking Tang Zhong for his donation. "Is it asking for a lottery or solving the "confusion"?"
"I've been studying Buddhism since I was a child, and I'm more familiar with various scriptures. I heard that Master Yuantong's Buddhism is mysterious, so I came here to learn from him." Tang Zhong said. "Come from afar, sincerely, please introduce me, master."
"I'll let you know. It depends on your fate." The little monk said.
"I think we will definitely be destined." Tang Zhong said with a smile.While speaking, he swiftly stuffed a handful of banknotes into the little monk's hand.
"Buddha promotes destined people." The little monk laughed so hard that he couldn't close his mouth.This idiot is so cute.
"Buddha loves rich people." Tang Zhong also laughed and answered inwardly.
Sure enough, within a few minutes, the little monk walked out quickly, and said with a joyful expression: "Benefactor, please come inside."
"Thank you." Tang Zhong thanked, followed the little monk and walked inside.
A little old man in a green shirt also got up and followed casually, not being noticed by the young monk.
"Wait a moment." The little monk signaled Tang Zhong to stop, then he gently opened a wooden door and said, "Master, the guest is here."
"Please come in." A man's voice came from inside.
"Please." The little monk stepped aside to invite.
Tang Zhong thanked the little monk, and then walked into Master Yuantong's meditation room.
Master Yuantong is the West Hall of Lingyun Temple.The status of the west hall is second only to the head seat. He has the responsibility of educating the monks and preaching.Although he is at the head of the class, he always leads by example, just like ordinary students.
After Tang Zhong entered the meditation room, he didn't greet him, let alone salute, but just smiled and looked at the middle-aged monk who was wearing a blue monk's uniform and sat cross-legged and fell into a state of meditation.
Bald head, round face, kind eyebrows and kind eyes. [
This face is very deceptive and can confuse many crazy believers.
The middle-aged monk may have grown impatient with himself, so he opened his eyes and asked, "What do you want to ask?"
"Ask if we are destined." Tang Zhong said with a smile, sitting directly on the wooden chair opposite Master Yuantong.
Master Yuantong looked at Tang Chong seriously, and said, "Why do you ask this question?"
"When I saw the master, I felt very kind. He seemed to be the butcher Zhu who was lost in our village many years ago. Butcher Zhu is a good butcher of pigs. The white and red knives go in, and the white knives come out. The pigs will only come out after tossing for a while." Die. And Zhu Tuhu is very kind to me, every time I see Hao, he will throw me a piece of pork belly or pig intestines from his meat basket so that I can take it back and improve my life. I used to eat his pork when I was young."
"Amitabha." Master Yuantong clasped his hands together and called out the Buddha's name. "It's a sin. I think the donor must have admitted the wrong person. I have never killed a pig, and I have never done such a bloody thing. A monk is compassionate."
"Why is killing a pig bloody? If there are no butchers in this world, how can you eat meatballs? How can you eat sauerkraut fried sausages? How can you eat sweet and sour pork ribs?"
"Didn't the donor come to see Yuantong to talk about Buddhist scriptures?"
"I'm just talking about Buddhist scriptures with you now." Tang Zhong said. "Jigong Living Buddha has said that wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha keeps them in his heart. Back then, Jigong Living Buddha liked to eat chicken butts and roasted pork legs. If there were no butchers in this world, where did the Living Buddha's roasted pork legs come from? Could it be that pigs would pull out by themselves? "Mao" cut open and then jumped on the fire to roast? Don't forget the well digger when you drink water, how can you call the butcher bloody after eating pork?"
"Almsgiver, people in the world only remember the sentence of Living Buddha Jigong's 'wine and meat pass through the heart of the Buddha', but they don't know that he has another sentence that is more important: If the world learns from me, it is like entering the way of a demon. All things have animism, regardless of birth or death. Entering the world, you should still be compassionate.”
"So pigs can't be killed?"
"Can't kill."
"What about people?"
"Did you come here to find trouble?" Master Yuantong scolded with staring eyes.
Tang Zhong was inexplicably surprised, and said, "Master, how can you swear at people?"
"I'm scolding you, you bastard." Master Yuantong jumped up from the futon. "You are obviously a wolf with a big tail, what kind of little white sheep are you pretending to be in front of me? You are Tang Zhong, the Tang Zhong who is hated by everyone, do you think I don't know?"
"Master knows me?" Tang Zhong asked with a smile.
"Of course I do." Master Yuantong said with a sneer. "The person I knew was supposed to be a dead person, but I didn't expect that you are still alive. Now that you have found me, does it mean that Minghui has let go?"
"Who is Minghui to you?" Tang Zhong asked.
"My wife." Master Yuantong said as a matter of course.
"Aren't monks forbidden to marry?" Tang Zhong said.
"Humans are not allowed to kill people. I won't do so?" Master Yuantong sneered again and again. "Besides, I'm a monk to cover up my true identity, so that they don't think that a monk can do those murders. Otherwise, who would like to eat that bland green vegetable porridge all day long? You have to drink in secret It’s not enough to drink.”[
"Master has had a hard time." Tang Zhong said with a sigh. "Since Minghui is Grandmaster's wife, does Grandmaster owe me an apology?"
"I apologize and you let my wife go?" Yuantong asked.
"Don't let it go."
"Why should I apologize to you?"
Tang Zhong looked astonished as a celestial being, and said respectfully to Master Yuantong: "It is said that Master is proficient in Buddhism, seeing him today, he really deserves his reputation."
"Don't flatter. I don't like this." Yuantong's character seems very rough.He completely lost the 'docile and loving' look he had just pretended to be a master.
It seems that he usually suffers too much.
"I am very serious in praising Master, don't be unconfident." Tang Zhong said very seriously. "Since I ate a lot of pig intestines from the master when I was young, the apology is avoided. You and I don't mention it again, so as not to hurt the relationship for many years."
"Do you not understand human language or what?" Master Yuantong interrupted Tang Zhong angrily, and said, "I told you, I have never killed a pig. I am not that nonsense butcher Zhu."
"It's a pity. But you two really look alike."
"Tang Zhong, don't you want to insult me. Now that you're here, let's show your way. Why, are you going to kill and kill in this Buddhist land? Are you not afraid of being exposed by reporters?"
"What a joke. A bad tire like you who should kill a thousand knives and be fried is not afraid of being punished by the Buddha. I am a good citizen and I am afraid of being exposed by reporters? What kind of world is this?"
"Don't be unconvinced. I can kill people, and I can serve the Buddha. Why don't you live a good life? What do you want to do, just say it. Uncle has a bad temper, so don't make him wait."
"It is said that Buddhism can cultivate one's body and mind. It seems that you are a complete failure." Tang Zhong said with a smile. "Well, let's make a deal. You tell me who ordered you to kill me, and I'll pretend I haven't been to this place today."
"Then will you let my wife go?"
"Don't let go." Tang Zhong said. "Your wife is a criminal and was taken away by the police department. I have no right to let her go. I can't undermine justice."
"You still say a hammer if you don't let him go? Come on, let's have a good fight. You kill me or let me kill you"
"It's really unrefined." Tang Zhong shook his head and sighed.
While Tang Zhong was speaking, his body suddenly jumped up from the wooden chair.
His feet turned into spears, and he kicked Master Yuantong's crotch without warning.
If it was a real monk, it would be fine for Tang Zhong to use this trick on others.
But Master Yuantong is a fake monk, and he loves the thing between his legs like his life.Tang Zhong just wanted to destroy his life root, how could he just let it go?
So, he let out a loud shout and slapped the coffee table in front of him.
The lid of the teapot on the table was lifted, and boiling water poured over Tang Zhong's head.
At the same time, the master raised his toes, and the futon that he put under his butt just now flew towards Tang Zhong.
Tang Zhong's attack was blocked, so he had to withdraw his moves quickly to avoid the scalding water that the master had prepared long ago.
Now, Tang Zhong couldn't believe that Yuantong hadn't killed a pig before.Boil water before slaughtering pigs, this way is clear.
He was so angry just now, probably because Tang Zhong exposed his previous identity and became angry, right?
At the same time as Tang Zhong retreated, Master Yuantong stared at his feet, and headed towards the wood behind him.
The outer aura is a mountain, as long as he enters the mountain, he will escape this disaster based on his familiarity with the mountain road.
Tang Zhongzhong kicked his little brother, and he actually wanted to run away?
This master is too spineless.
(ps: It hasn’t been updated for two days. Taking advantage of the opportunity to attend a friend’s wedding, I took Xiao Yaoyao and Liu Xiafan out for two days to have fun. The computer I recited has never been turned on, and I don’t think about the plot in my mind. Relax completely. Since writing the book, I owe you a lot, and I owe them a lot. This time, I diverted the time that should have been written to accompany them.
I would like to say to everyone very seriously: I am sorry! ! ! )
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