Chapter 358 Why Don't You Shave
With such a shout, the group of women stopped their hands one after another, and everyone rushed to the boat pillar.

As soon as they came over, they could smell the stinky socks stuffed in the old man's mouth and wrinkled their noses.

A middle-aged man said: "If you want me to say that each of us punched him, we should take it out."

An old man said: "Just now I thought I was going to die of pain, thanks to the girl who gave the needle, everyone, don't forget how much it hurt just now! This kind of old man is really embarrassing to us old people!"

As a result, everyone immediately thought of the unbearable abdominal pain just now, and said one after another: "Send him to the official!"

Hearing this, Li Yuyan scratched Ye Yiheng's palm, if he was really sent to the government, all the people on the ship would be witnesses, and they would also need to go to the government office, then he would be at risk of being exposed.

Ye Yiheng squeezed her hand, signaling her not to worry.

Sure enough, Jiang Xuan said: "My ship encountered a reef. Although the hull has been repaired, it is still on the reef. Only when the water level rises can we continue sailing. It is not impossible to send him to the government, but it is necessary in terms of time. delay."

People immediately thought that if they went to the government together, the time to go home for the New Year would be delayed. What should we do?

For a while, everyone couldn't make up their minds.

On the one hand, he wanted to vent his anger, but on the other hand, he didn't want to let the villain go.

Ye Yiheng cleared his throat: "Let him choose."

"Let him choose, how to choose?" Jiang Xuan asked.

Ye Yiheng said softly, "Send me to the official, or take medicine."

Immediately, someone echoed loudly: "Yes, let him eat all the remaining laxatives, and then throw him overboard, we don't want to be in the same boat with this kind of scum!"

As soon as this remark came out, everyone agreed.

Jiang Xuan looked at Chuan Ding, who had just taken off his socks, and motioned for him to let go of the old man's mouth.

The boatman nodded, stepped forward to untie the hemp rope and pulled out his socks, the smell made his own brows and nose wrinkle together.

The bondage on the mouth was finally removed, and the old man scolded: "You bastards, why tie me up?"

Old Liu stepped forward and took out the kraft paper bag: "Just because of this, you fell into a coma just now, but all of us are awake, and we have already figured out your vicious thoughts!"

"Now I give you two choices, one is that we send you to the official, and the other is that you eat all the things in this kraft paper."

The old man said: "I won't eat!"

Old Liu: "You mean to be sent to an official?"

"Send me to the official, you can send me to the official, then you don't even want to go home for the New Year." The old man smiled treacherously.

At this time, Ye Yiheng spoke slowly: "According to Tiancheng's regulations, anyone who commits a serious crime of adultery will be imprisoned for ten years. There are many people you have victimized, and ten years may not be enough."

When the old man heard it, his face collapsed on the spot: "Then I'll still take medicine."

Old Liu opened the kraft paper, asked Chuan Ding to open the old man's stinky mouth, and poured all the medicine on the paper into it.

The old man sneezed and sprayed a lot of powder from his mouth and nostrils.

The gang of salty pig hands who were beaten up by the women just now were not venting their anger, and one of them said loudly: "I thought about this after taking the medicine, it's not such a good thing."

The rest of the people immediately agreed.

The man who was beaten by a woman just now hit the old man like a sandbag.

The old man couldn't bear it anymore, and kept begging for mercy: "I'm just a charlatan who prescribes drugs to people and then sells them. Please let me go, I will never dare again!"

Someone shouted: "Throw him down, if this kind of person is on the boat again, we may be murdered by him somehow."

Everyone echoed loudly.

Old Liu looked at Jiang Xuan, who nodded.

Old Liu asked the boatman to untie the hemp rope on the old man.

Just as he untied the hemp rope, the old man with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks rushed towards the side of the boat, and then jumped into the icy river.

"Is he trying to escape?"

"Anyway, if he doesn't jump, we're going to throw him."

While people were looking at the river and discussing, a series of bubbles appeared on the water behind the old man, and the river behind him was stained with a turbid color.

People on the boat covered their mouths one after another: "Ugh!"

Suddenly someone pointed at the old man and called, "Look, this old man swims pretty fast."

Someone said: "It seems that he is cheap."

Li Yuyan said lightly: "The dose is too high, the faster the onset, and the longer the effect of the medicine, he won't be able to swim very far."

Hearing this, people were relieved one after another.

"That sharp-nosed monkey cheek is not a good thing at first glance."

"Yes, self-inflicted crimes can't live, and the freezing river also froze him to death."

This is the end of the matter, and the people on the ship suddenly shifted their attention to the smelly socks on the floor.

A woman pinched the tip of her nose: "Why are these socks so smelly?"

The owner of the sock scratched his head in embarrassment, thinking that he was relieved of his abdominal pain by being needled by a beautiful girl, so he asked: "Good girl, how do you think my stinky feet can be cured?"

Li Yuyan: "Smelly feet?"

Ye Yiheng took a step in front of her. The man next to him had smelly feet. Could it be that she needs to cure it?

How will she treat it?
Regardless of whether it is to see, hear and ask, neither method will work!

Anyway, he didn't allow her to look at the stinky feet of the man next to him, it was intolerable for him who was obsessed with cleanliness.

Li Yuyan was also very troubled by this question. Although she was a doctor, it was the first time that someone asked her to check her foot odor, whether it was modern or this era.

The boatman said embarrassingly: "Actually, I'm not the only one who stinks, all of our boatmen also stink."

Li Yuyan thought for a while and asked, "You have one thing in common. You have lived on the boat for a long time, and you like to eat meat and drink, but not vegetables and fruits. Am I right?"

A boatman immediately said: "Yes, the vegetables on our boat are for guests to eat, and the fruits are for my aunt and grandma. We basically eat meat."

Hearing this, Jiang Yu sneered: "What's wrong with my aunt eating some fruit? Could it be that you dare to snatch it from me?"

Li Yuyan said slowly: "That's the problem. Food needs to be eaten comprehensively, because the nutrition needed by the human body also needs to be balanced."

"You have to eat meat, as well as vegetables and fruits. As for the problem of foot odor, part of the reason may be that some people have bad living habits."

She didn't directly mention the problem of people not washing their feet, but the boatmen knew it well, and all lowered their heads, looking very embarrassed.

Then, she said: "From now on, when washing your feet every day, add a little tea and salt to the hot water to relieve the pain."

The boatmen did not dare to get close to the fairy-like Li Yuyan, for fear that the peculiar smell on their feet would infect her, so they all bowed to her from a distance.

At this time, a woman stepped forward with her waist twisted, looked at Li Yuyan contemptuously, and asked: "Girl, you just said the way to deal with it without looking at it, is it reliable?"

Ye Yiheng protected Li Yuyan behind his back: "If you believe it, try it yourself, if you don't believe it, please find another expert."

The woman saw that the beard in front of her was actually handsome, and immediately changed her face: "This husband looks good, why don't you shave his beard and let us all see how handsome he is?"

(End of this chapter)

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