My boss is too weak to take care of himself
Chapter 35 Mercury Retrograde
Chapter 35 Mercury Retrograde
The garbage in the ditch should have been accumulated here for a long time. Apart from some domestic garbage, it was also mixed with soil. It took Ye Xia a lot of effort to pull out a piece.
Xi Shuang quickly put the pocket over and asked Ye Xia to throw the garbage in.
Ye Xia really doesn't look like a rich man at the moment, which rich man works hard to clean the ditches by himself?
Xi Shuang looked at Ye Xia with a little more admiration.
Ye Xia didn't think much about it, and focused on cleaning up the trash.
There was an old sheet wrapped in the trash, Ye Xia grabbed one head, and pulled it out with both hands, with a bang, the sheet broke, Ye Xia couldn't control the inertia, and staggered backwards.
It's over, he's going to fall into the dirty water.At that moment, this thought flashed through Ye Xia's mind.
But the imaginary intimate contact with dirty water did not strike. At the moment when he was about to lose his balance, Xi Shuang's movements were so fast that even she felt incredible. She stretched out her right leg and clacked On the ditch, he was so clever and witty to catch Ye Xia who fell backwards.
Ye Xia was in shock and turned her head to look at Xi Shuang. She squatted and stretched out her right leg. Although the movement was not very elegant, Ye Xia was amazed in her heart, wishing to call "Nvxia"!
"The leg is going to break!" The warmth lasted only a few seconds, and Xi Shuang roared in pain.
Ye Xia hurriedly supported the edge of the ditch with both hands and straightened up. Xi Shuang with difficulty retracted her right leg, covered her calf with pain and sat down on the spot.
"Are you okay?" Ye Xia asked worriedly.
He thought that Xi Shuang would directly ask her to pay her medical expenses in the next second, but she shook her head and said nothing.
Ye Xia couldn't control the corner of her mouth, and a smile appeared on her face.
As for why he laughed, he didn't know.
But his smile was caught by Xi Shuang, who squinted his eyes and asked, "What are you laughing at? I saved you! You still laugh at me!"
Conscience of heaven and earth, Ye Xia's smile is definitely not ridicule.But how should he explain it?Even he himself couldn't tell what he was laughing at.
Ye Xia couldn't argue, so she could only change the topic and said, "Go and rest, I'll do it."
Speaking of which, Ye Xia reached out to clean up the garbage, but Xi Shuang suddenly grabbed his wrist.
Ye Xia thought that Xi Shuang was angry, and subconsciously looked at her, but there was no sign of anger on Xi Shuang's face, instead he said seriously: "Don't do it, there is glass."
Ye Xia looked at the pile of rubbish, only then did he see that the broken part of the bed sheet had a piece of mottled glass protruding from it, because it was stained with mud, it couldn't be seen without looking carefully.
"Come up." Xi Shuang pulled Ye Xia away from the ditch, and said, "I'll go home and get a hoe and shovel."
Ye Xia was extremely obedient at the moment, and nodded.
After Xi Shuang finished speaking, he ran out of the base in a hurry.
Ye Xia was standing by the ditch alone, when she heard the piggies moaning in the pigsty.
He walked over and saw two piglets chasing something in a circle.
The water in the pigsty was so muddy that you couldn't see anything clearly, the mud, sand and feces were mixed in the rainwater, and the stench was overwhelming.
Ye Xia is actually used to it. He is sometimes irritable, not hypocritical, but just not used to it yet.As he got along with Xi Shuang, he felt from the bottom of his heart that how could he, a big man, gossip about things that a girl could endure?
So, he walked into the pigsty with a stick, thinking about using the stick to pass through the water outlet of the pigsty.
He was wearing shoes and his trouser legs were down, but he didn't care about the water flooding his insteps at all.
It was just two piggies fishing in troubled water, Ye Xia didn't know whether those ripples were real living things in the water, or the piggies trampled them out.
He remembered that when he came in to feed the piglets, he saw that the water outlet was next to the trough, and he poked a few times towards the trough with a stick.
He frowned and gave a "tsk" sound. Just as he was about to go out, something soft suddenly passed by his feet. When he looked down, he saw a brown and black snake coiled around his feet.
The snake raised its head, as if it regarded his legs as a cling, and twisted its body against his trouser legs while spitting out messages.
Ye Xia's mind went blank for a second, and then burst into a terrifying howl, raising her feet and frantically trying to throw the snake out.
But the tragedy is that at this moment, he backed away in a panic, his feet slipped, and his whole body fell towards the trough.
"Crack" - he clearly heard a sound from his lower back.
Then half of his body was paralyzed and unable to move, he watched the three-fingered snake slipped from his leg and swam into the water.
God!Ye Xia groaned unceasingly, and wanted to get up, but found that her lower back was excruciatingly painful, probably due to knocking on her spine, and she couldn't exert any strength.
Seeing the Twoleg lying down in front of them, the two piggies who didn't know much about the world actually ran towards him whimpering.
Ye Xia desperately wanted to die, he struggled and shouted Xi Shuang's name loudly.
Xishuang, Xishuang, come back quickly!
Come back and save me!
Xi Shuang carried the hoe and shovel, and just arrived at the gate of the base, when she heard Ye Xia's heart-piercing call.
Damn, what's going on?
There was wind under her feet, and she rushed towards the pigsty at a speed of [-] meters.
"Xi Shuang!" When Xi Shuang rushed into the pigsty, Ye Xia's voice was about to burst. Seeing Xi Shuang was like seeing a reborn parent, jumping towards her.
He was lying on the trough, and the two piglets were sniffing around him. He had a sad face and tears in his eyes.
Xi Shuang hurried over to hold his hand, but when he moved, he said sadly: "I can't move anymore, my waist...is broken."
"I'll carry you, I'll carry you." Xi Shuang really wanted to love Ye Xia, why, why would he be unlucky once Xi Shuang left?
Is it because his Mercury is retrograde this year?
Xi Shuang pulled his hand to her shoulder, and just about to use her strength, she saw a snake's head protruding from the water not far away.
"Fuck!" Xi Shuang went numb all over, forgot her task at the moment, stepped back in a panic, let go of Ye Xia's hand, and shouted: "Damn it, snake!"
Ye Xia was pulled up and thrown down again, he felt like a piece of bacon, he had been tortured until he lost consciousness.
Only trainee Xi Shuang picked up the wooden stick that Ye Xia had left behind, and started beating it cracklingly into the water.
As for whether you hit or not, it doesn't matter, you must have enough momentum!
Several times, the wooden stick in Xi Shuang's hand was about to cut off Ye Xia's head. If Ye Xia could not move his upper body, he would have been killed by a mallet at this moment.
During Xi Shuang's crazy output, Ye Xia saw sharply that the snake quickly slid across the threshold and slipped away.
"Xi Shuang..." Ye Xia called out weakly, "Snake, go out..."
(End of this chapter)
The garbage in the ditch should have been accumulated here for a long time. Apart from some domestic garbage, it was also mixed with soil. It took Ye Xia a lot of effort to pull out a piece.
Xi Shuang quickly put the pocket over and asked Ye Xia to throw the garbage in.
Ye Xia really doesn't look like a rich man at the moment, which rich man works hard to clean the ditches by himself?
Xi Shuang looked at Ye Xia with a little more admiration.
Ye Xia didn't think much about it, and focused on cleaning up the trash.
There was an old sheet wrapped in the trash, Ye Xia grabbed one head, and pulled it out with both hands, with a bang, the sheet broke, Ye Xia couldn't control the inertia, and staggered backwards.
It's over, he's going to fall into the dirty water.At that moment, this thought flashed through Ye Xia's mind.
But the imaginary intimate contact with dirty water did not strike. At the moment when he was about to lose his balance, Xi Shuang's movements were so fast that even she felt incredible. She stretched out her right leg and clacked On the ditch, he was so clever and witty to catch Ye Xia who fell backwards.
Ye Xia was in shock and turned her head to look at Xi Shuang. She squatted and stretched out her right leg. Although the movement was not very elegant, Ye Xia was amazed in her heart, wishing to call "Nvxia"!
"The leg is going to break!" The warmth lasted only a few seconds, and Xi Shuang roared in pain.
Ye Xia hurriedly supported the edge of the ditch with both hands and straightened up. Xi Shuang with difficulty retracted her right leg, covered her calf with pain and sat down on the spot.
"Are you okay?" Ye Xia asked worriedly.
He thought that Xi Shuang would directly ask her to pay her medical expenses in the next second, but she shook her head and said nothing.
Ye Xia couldn't control the corner of her mouth, and a smile appeared on her face.
As for why he laughed, he didn't know.
But his smile was caught by Xi Shuang, who squinted his eyes and asked, "What are you laughing at? I saved you! You still laugh at me!"
Conscience of heaven and earth, Ye Xia's smile is definitely not ridicule.But how should he explain it?Even he himself couldn't tell what he was laughing at.
Ye Xia couldn't argue, so she could only change the topic and said, "Go and rest, I'll do it."
Speaking of which, Ye Xia reached out to clean up the garbage, but Xi Shuang suddenly grabbed his wrist.
Ye Xia thought that Xi Shuang was angry, and subconsciously looked at her, but there was no sign of anger on Xi Shuang's face, instead he said seriously: "Don't do it, there is glass."
Ye Xia looked at the pile of rubbish, only then did he see that the broken part of the bed sheet had a piece of mottled glass protruding from it, because it was stained with mud, it couldn't be seen without looking carefully.
"Come up." Xi Shuang pulled Ye Xia away from the ditch, and said, "I'll go home and get a hoe and shovel."
Ye Xia was extremely obedient at the moment, and nodded.
After Xi Shuang finished speaking, he ran out of the base in a hurry.
Ye Xia was standing by the ditch alone, when she heard the piggies moaning in the pigsty.
He walked over and saw two piglets chasing something in a circle.
The water in the pigsty was so muddy that you couldn't see anything clearly, the mud, sand and feces were mixed in the rainwater, and the stench was overwhelming.
Ye Xia is actually used to it. He is sometimes irritable, not hypocritical, but just not used to it yet.As he got along with Xi Shuang, he felt from the bottom of his heart that how could he, a big man, gossip about things that a girl could endure?
So, he walked into the pigsty with a stick, thinking about using the stick to pass through the water outlet of the pigsty.
He was wearing shoes and his trouser legs were down, but he didn't care about the water flooding his insteps at all.
It was just two piggies fishing in troubled water, Ye Xia didn't know whether those ripples were real living things in the water, or the piggies trampled them out.
He remembered that when he came in to feed the piglets, he saw that the water outlet was next to the trough, and he poked a few times towards the trough with a stick.
He frowned and gave a "tsk" sound. Just as he was about to go out, something soft suddenly passed by his feet. When he looked down, he saw a brown and black snake coiled around his feet.
The snake raised its head, as if it regarded his legs as a cling, and twisted its body against his trouser legs while spitting out messages.
Ye Xia's mind went blank for a second, and then burst into a terrifying howl, raising her feet and frantically trying to throw the snake out.
But the tragedy is that at this moment, he backed away in a panic, his feet slipped, and his whole body fell towards the trough.
"Crack" - he clearly heard a sound from his lower back.
Then half of his body was paralyzed and unable to move, he watched the three-fingered snake slipped from his leg and swam into the water.
God!Ye Xia groaned unceasingly, and wanted to get up, but found that her lower back was excruciatingly painful, probably due to knocking on her spine, and she couldn't exert any strength.
Seeing the Twoleg lying down in front of them, the two piggies who didn't know much about the world actually ran towards him whimpering.
Ye Xia desperately wanted to die, he struggled and shouted Xi Shuang's name loudly.
Xishuang, Xishuang, come back quickly!
Come back and save me!
Xi Shuang carried the hoe and shovel, and just arrived at the gate of the base, when she heard Ye Xia's heart-piercing call.
Damn, what's going on?
There was wind under her feet, and she rushed towards the pigsty at a speed of [-] meters.
"Xi Shuang!" When Xi Shuang rushed into the pigsty, Ye Xia's voice was about to burst. Seeing Xi Shuang was like seeing a reborn parent, jumping towards her.
He was lying on the trough, and the two piglets were sniffing around him. He had a sad face and tears in his eyes.
Xi Shuang hurried over to hold his hand, but when he moved, he said sadly: "I can't move anymore, my waist...is broken."
"I'll carry you, I'll carry you." Xi Shuang really wanted to love Ye Xia, why, why would he be unlucky once Xi Shuang left?
Is it because his Mercury is retrograde this year?
Xi Shuang pulled his hand to her shoulder, and just about to use her strength, she saw a snake's head protruding from the water not far away.
"Fuck!" Xi Shuang went numb all over, forgot her task at the moment, stepped back in a panic, let go of Ye Xia's hand, and shouted: "Damn it, snake!"
Ye Xia was pulled up and thrown down again, he felt like a piece of bacon, he had been tortured until he lost consciousness.
Only trainee Xi Shuang picked up the wooden stick that Ye Xia had left behind, and started beating it cracklingly into the water.
As for whether you hit or not, it doesn't matter, you must have enough momentum!
Several times, the wooden stick in Xi Shuang's hand was about to cut off Ye Xia's head. If Ye Xia could not move his upper body, he would have been killed by a mallet at this moment.
During Xi Shuang's crazy output, Ye Xia saw sharply that the snake quickly slid across the threshold and slipped away.
"Xi Shuang..." Ye Xia called out weakly, "Snake, go out..."
(End of this chapter)
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