Pirates: The first partner is Tom cat

Chapter 300 Tom: I am not I am not (4400 words)
Zhang Da also has to admit that he is definitely not the material to become a gourmet. There is no difference between cooking a shrimp for a few seconds and cooking it for a few seconds.

But this did not prevent him from being secretly happy, there are not many people who can snatch food from the lion's mouth and survive, not to mention that the little lion gave it to him on his own initiative.

Zhang Da also happily finished his hot pot meal, and finally waited for the ship from the Navy Branch to arrive.

"The 16th Branch of the Navy... I seem to have heard of it." Zhang Da also looked at the approaching naval warships, thinking that something was going to happen, right?
The warship approached slowly, probably because they were worried about being tricked by the pirates, so the soldiers were all armed with weapons and kept vigilant.

If Zhang Da hadn't picked up the flag of the Black Cat Pirates ahead of time, maybe he would bombard a round of testing first before coming over.

"I am Lieutenant Commander Mouse of the 16th Navy Branch. Are you the Amber Tour Group?" A naval officer asked while pinching his beard.

Zhang Da also raised his eyes and saw that Colonel Mouse, as his name suggests, has six mouse-like beards on both sides of his cheeks, and a pair of mouse-like ears on his head. I don’t know if it’s a decoration or the ears are really long. into that.

Zhang Da also said: "It's us who just defeated the Black Cat Pirates, a total of 64 members, please accept."

Major Mouse raised his chin and motioned for his subordinates to check.

A few sailors next to them took a few reward orders and boarded the ship of the Black Cat Pirates. Zang Gao and the cat brothers easily confirmed that they were correct, but Captain Crowe made them waste their efforts.

Lieutenant General Gion continued to ask: "Is that because Liya-chan misses me? If Liya-chan wants to be in the navy, don't make trouble!"

I don't know if it's because of the poor quality of the ship or because it was confiscated by Major Mouse, but the soldier's quotation doesn't look like a fake.

However, he had tried those props before, and they were completely useless to the mouse, so the scream of the mouse should not be the reason for him.

Zhang Da was also curious about what kind of trick he was trying to do, so he didn't hide the basic information. Anyway, there was no need to keep secrets like the number of members.

And after calming down, Tom was discouraged. This mouse is too big to catch. If the owner insists on catching it later...use a shotgun or use some mechanisms.

Zhang Da also briefly talked about Major Mouse's affairs, and finally said: "It's very angry to see him showing off his power, but we can't beat him, so we can only complain to you."

surely not.

"I'll deal with it right away." Lieutenant General Gion hung up the phone, preparing to watch this matter in person, and even wanted to take the opportunity to launch an anti-corruption campaign within the navy.

Zhang Da also said: "Thank you very much. If you really misunderstood, I will not contact you. It is better to clean up such moths as soon as possible. It will affect the image of the Navy."

Zhang Da also counted the contact information of the navy in the small phone book in his hand: Cullo, Kadaru, T Penn, Gion, Karp, Polusalino, Stoloberg... …

As for Karp, although he was relatively close, he didn't even answer the phone calls from the Warring States Period. Zhang Da also felt that he didn't have enough face.

Zhang Da also looked at Rui Mengmeng: "Did the sanctions come so quickly? It's not like that, no matter how efficient it is, it can't be so high, right?"

Zhang Da was also shocked. He thought that this treacherous little villain would use some clever means to swallow the bounty, but in the end he turned his face and refused?

"Bastard! Do you want to kill me?" Although he fell bloody, Major Mouse's health bar was much longer than that of Guina, and he still had the strength to curse.

Artoria, who was drinking tea and eating snacks, looked back at Zhang Daye and stuffed a small biscuit into her mouth at the same time, not knowing what this matter had to do with her.

"Five... fifty-two million Baileys!"

Unknowingly, I got to know a lot of high-ranking officers of the Navy, but unfortunately Aokiji didn't show up much during the Golden Lion incident last time, so I didn't have time to have a good chat.

"I see. I apologize to you for someone in the navy who did such a thing. The bounty will compensate you. Please don't misunderstand the entire navy because of one person."

After a while, a sailor came out with a cloth bag and handed it to Zhang Daye.

So who did the good thing?
"Who did the good thing?!" Major Mouse was furious. He accidentally stepped on a mousetrap. If it was an ordinary mousetrap, he would be fine if he stepped on it while wearing leather boots, but this one immediately stepped on it. It swelled up.

"Reporting Major, Black Cat Pirates Captain 'Hundred' Chloe, with a bounty of 1000 million Baileys, Deputy Captain 'Hypnotist' Zango, with a bounty of 600 million Baileys, 'Catman Brothers' Boogie and Sam, A bounty of 400 million Baileys is offered, and there is also a damaged pirate ship and several weapons, so the total bounty should be 5200 million Baileys!"

Now Major Mouse is relieved, there are only eight people and two cats, and two of them are completely children. This time they made a lot of money.

This is nothing, when he subconsciously jumped up with his feet hugged, someone threw a lot of nails on the deck!

It's a pity that she is not in the mood right now, she patted her two consciences, thankfully there was no conflict between the two, otherwise it would really not end well.

In fact, Gion has been busy catching Doflamingo a long time ago, but he missed frequently, and the biggest progress recently is that Zhang Daye and the others helped catch Diamanti and Buffalo.

Tom spread his hands and shrugged, saying no.

Seeing Major Mouse on the warship jump higher than the mast, Zhang Da also realized: "Tom, are you playing tricks on him?"

"Please wait a moment, I have ordered people to collect the bounty." Major Mouse said something to Zhang Da, and then ordered, "Take all the pirates and take over this pirate ship."

At last Major Mouse came to the conclusion that there was not a single man on the ship capable of fighting.

"Tatsuya-chan? It's been a long time, have you finally decided to become a navy?" Gion's voice seemed a little tired, but his tone of voice was still as seductive as before.

"Help me to the medical room!"

As for how the Black Cat Pirates were defeated, there happened to be a storm today, and there is a high probability that they were taken advantage of by these children!
In this case, there is room for maneuver. Major Mouse whispered a few words to a sailor. The soldier hesitated for a while, and ran away under the gaze of Major Mouse.

"You think too much." Zhang Da also followed her tone, "It's good that Li Yachan doesn't hate you now."

However, I never expected that guy to dare to attack Tianshangjin, and even became Qi Wuhai!

……

Tom held a finger in his mouth, tilted his head and thought, wouldn't it be possible for a mouse to be caught in a mousetrap?

Lieutenant General Gion was silent for a while, and finally his tone became serious: "What's going on?"

Major Mouse nodded in satisfaction: "Mr. Tatsuya, I believe my subordinates will not lie to me, please count them again, but if we accidentally lose them, there is nothing we can do about it, chirp chirp grumble……"

"Boss, what should we do?" Rui Mengmeng, who was beside Zhang Daye, became anxious. She could still tell if the money was more or less. Did she meet the legendary corrupt official?It's just that she didn't know what to do, and subconsciously grabbed the hilt of the sword.

That guy was beaten badly by Zhang Daye, and there was no way to avoid his face. The two sailors almost mistook Chianu, the boatman slave, for Crowe, and finally recognized Crowe under Zhang Daye's prompt.

"The consequences of slandering a lieutenant commander of the navy will be very serious. However, I am in a good mood today. I don't want to argue with you. Be smart." Major Mouse turned and ordered, "Go back!"

After finishing speaking, Major Mouse twisted his beard, showing the villain's face vividly with his smirk.

Lieutenant General Gion wondered, "Hey? Why, did Tatsuya-chan keep saying bad things about me?"

Major Mouse said politely: "Mr. Tatsuya, here is 5200 million Baileys, please keep them."

"It seems that this is indeed a good luck." Hearing Zhang Da's humble words, Major Mouse actually nodded in agreement.

Tom tilted his head and began to think about the rat plan.

After thinking about it for a while, I finally decided to call Lieutenant General Gion, who is more familiar, and the authority should be enough, even if the authority is not enough, the relationship is enough.

"How is this going?!!"

Zhang Da also smiled: "It will be very troublesome if you hit the navy. It's okay. You can ask someone else for the money, and you can get him off by the way."

Of course, it’s okay to hear that Liya-chan hates the navy because she doesn’t have enough to eat. It’s probably out of intention to annoy people. I will raise' and so on.

After stepping on it, it hurt so much that he jumped up into the sky. If he hadn't slammed on the brakes and moved to the side when he came down, there would be many holes in his back now.

You were just lucky enough to pick up a small pirate group, you should be happy to get a bounty of more than 5000 million Baileys, right? "

Now Major Mouse was so angry that he didn't notice that his leather boots were swollen with the soles of his feet, and he didn't notice why he could jump so high and brake suddenly in the air.

Just because a mouse is not worth getting wanted, just contact a navy that can cure him.

Strictly speaking, this time is a good thing. If Tom did it, he should admit it immediately and ask for praise.

"Yes, Major!"

So she was in a bad mood, very bad, and she was planning to catch some pirates in her spare time to vent her anger, but a mouse happened to bump into the muzzle of the gun.

"Major Mouse!" *n
Major Mouse's warship hadn't sailed too far, and just as Zhang Daye hung up the phone, he heard his screams and the panicked voices of the sailors.

The call will be connected soon.

He said that he was in a good mood. He earned 3000 million Baileys when he came out to accept a pirate, and he could open a bottle of red wine when he went back. Speaking of which, a restaurant on the sea opened a few months ago, and it seemed to have a good reputation, so why not go there to celebrate.

Diamanti and Buffalo, who were Shichibukai's subordinates, were exonerated and released. Facing such a thing, Gion suddenly felt like a fool for planning so seriously.

In the original plot, he went to steal Nami’s money and even accused her of being a thief. Is it because he has been a colonel-level officer for too short a time and hasn’t grown up yet?
Zhang Da also looked at him: "Are you trying to covet our bounty?"

Zhang Da also ruthlessly refused: "Not really."

It wasn't because Zhang Daye's humble tone was too sincere, but because he took a glance and found that this group of people looked easy to bully.

"Yes! The subordinates are sure, there will definitely be no less!"

The sailors got busy, and Zhang Da was also settling accounts. He also heard the report from the sailor just now. The bounty was the same as that recorded by Shark Pepper. There was nothing wrong with it, except that the price of the pirate ship was a bit unexpectedly low.

"what!!!"

The headache is because you are too good, and this person's laughter is also like a mouse... Zhang Da also showed a polite smile, and said modestly: "We are lucky."

A blond girl and a man with an afro are drinking tea. The afro can only see the back, but the thin look feels that the wind will fall down.

Tom looked at Major Mouse, heard his laughter again, subconsciously wanted to catch the mouse, but was held down by Zhang Da.

Rui Mengmeng was indignant: "Boss, are you letting them go like this?"

Lieutenant General Gion did not doubt what Zhang Daye said, she knew that there were inevitably moths in the navy, and people like Zhang Daye and the others would not lie to her for such a small amount of money.

The warship and the pirate ship of the Black Cat Pirates set sail at the same time, and Zhang Da also watched them set off without letting Rui Mengmeng do anything.

"Ah~~~" Major Mouse screamed and rolled down the stairs.

This incident made Gion happy for several days, and felt that with these two people around, the chance of catching Doflamingo was much greater.

"Major Mouse, the amount of the bounty is wrong, isn't it?"

Colonel Mouse smiled even brighter when he saw Rui Mengmeng's actions: "Hey, that woman, you are not going to attack the navy, are you? You will be wanted!

The person who first came out to negotiate with him was very young and looked very kind. The girl standing behind her with a big sword on her back looked very bluffing, but her face was full of weakness.

When Major Mouse heard the last number, he raised his brows and showed a treacherous smile: "Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi... really amazing, he can actually defeat the Black Cat Pirates, that fellow Crow is also a headache for us. "

"How could it be wrong?" Major Mouse pretended to ask the sea soldier who had just received the money, "How much did you pay Mr. Tatsuya?"

Two sailors supported Major Mouse, but when they reached the stairs, one of the two sailors stepped on a banana peel and the other stepped on a watermelon peel, and they both slipped and fell to the ground.

Gion gritted his teeth, a small branch major almost forced out a big pirate who was even more troublesome than the king Shichibukai!
Should I call him an asshole or praise him for his ability?
Gion swears to the word of justice behind him that he will never spare this mouse!

He just saw that the big mouse made the owner angry, so he secretly threw some small props.

The two little girls are making strange gestures with their hands at the stern of the boat, probably playing a game, and the two cats can be ignored.

Maybe there are other people in the cabin, but since they didn't come out to negotiate, either they don't have the right to speak, or they are immature than the boy in front of them, so there is nothing to worry about.

"Ow!!!"

Zhang Da was also confused, Tom wouldn't lie to him, even if he did something bad and wanted to lie, he would put his guilt on his face, and he couldn't lie to him at all.

It's not for Zhang Da's face, but because she is free now and...in a bad mood.

During the waiting period, Major Mouse chatted with Zhang Daye with a smile on his face, asking them how many people were on board, who was the captain, etc. His attitude was much better than that of Warrant Officer He Bodi whom he met a few days ago.

Zhang Da also said: "There are moths in your navy. Just now a major skipped our bounty. Liya sauce is almost starved of food now, and the overall favorability of the navy has dropped by at least 50%."

"Are you sure it's this number?"

Zhang Da also felt that the weight was wrong, and he frowned and opened the bag. Sure enough, there were only twenty stacks of 2000 Bailey bills in the bag, and the maximum was [-] million Baileys.

"I'm sorry, Major!" The innocent sailor got up and ran down quickly.

It's just that when he helped Major Mouse up, he stepped on a hoe that came from nowhere.

The hoe stood up suddenly, and the long wooden handle slammed Major Mouse hard in the face.

"Major!" The sailor was ashamed, this game is over, he will not be accused of murdering his superior, right?
Major Mouse didn't respond, because he had lost consciousness, his eyes were rolling like mosquito coils, and a vertical red mark on his face recorded his bad luck.

　Chapter 300 Sprinkle Flowers!
　　
　
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