Mixed with salted fish in Hongwudang

Chapter 326 Pindao really doesn't have a golden pill in his stomach, woo woo woo...

Listening to Zhu Yunxi's childish words, Zhu Yunxi was amused by his little brother.

I don't know if this child is really stupid or just pretending to be stupid. He doesn't want to grow up. This is the extravagant wish of many people...

But who let him be his younger brother? Since he doesn't want to grow up and wants to live a happier life, then I will help him and let him be a happy prince.

In fact, Zhu Yunxi knew very well that the person who killed his mother and concubine was the emperor's grandfather, but he didn't dare to ask the emperor's grandfather, so he could only come to his most trusted third brother.

Therefore, after crying to the third brother, he fell asleep in the arms of the third brother.

In less than a year, he lost his father, mother, concubine, and a younger brother, suffering pain that shouldn't have been endured at his age.

he is so tired...

When Zhu Yunxi hugged his younger brother and rocked him gently, coaxing him to sleep, there was a shrill roar from the Prince's Mansion.

Zhu Yunqi followed Zhu Yunxi to Datong, and returning without success has already made him very uncomfortable.

However, when he returned to the Prince's Mansion full of hope and wanted to confide in Xiaoman, he found that Xiaoman was no longer there.

After many inquiries, he learned from an eunuch in the prince's mansion that Xiaoman had annoyed the emperor for some reason, and was ordered to be killed by the emperor!

Zhu Yunqi sat in front of Xiaoman's dressing table, looked at Xiaoman's rouge, powder, gold and silver jewelry, and couldn't restrain the grief in his heart anymore, so he roared hoarsely.

why!
You already have everything, why take away my last confidant!
I am also the son of my father, and I also have royal blood...

Why, I don't even have the qualifications to have a maid, woo woo woo...

He questioned the empty air over and over again, but no one could answer him.

There is only the sound of the wind outside the house, blowing the wind chime by the window, and making tinkling sounds, as if expressing Xiaoman's reluctance and nostalgia.

Zhu Yunwen grabbed Xiaoman's rouge powder, trying to find the long-lost comfort from these mixed fragrances.

However, the anger in his heart gnawed at him, causing him to sprinkle it into a fragrant mist when he erupted next time.

The incense mist was very fragrant, but it couldn't heal the wound in his heart.

The incense mist was very thick, but it was difficult to fill the void in his heart.

He ran into the yard angrily, shouting silently in the direction of Qianqing Palace.

He really wanted to scold him, but his childhood education had already been engraved in his bones, so that he could never forget that that person was the supreme existence of Daming, a god that could not be defiled by anyone.

Finally, a cold raindrop fell from the sky.

The raindrops pierced the silent night, and also pierced the persistence in his eyes.

Press it deep into the dust like the straw that broke the camel's back.

Wind rises, rain falls, dust, settles.

Stimulated by the cold rain, Zhu Yunwen's heart became colder and colder.

The first heavy rain in spring came unexpectedly. After the heavy rain, the whole palace became completely new, with a fresh atmosphere everywhere.

Lao Zhu also took advantage of this spring rain to indulge once in a while.

However, after a night of pleasure and indulgence, he postponed the morning court without any surprise.

When he returned to Qianqing Palace rubbing his old waist that was about to break, and saw the two grandchildren lying side by side on the bed, a relieved smile appeared on his face.

He has always kept the matter of Zhu Yunxi in his heart.

Although he couldn't bring Zhu Yunxi to the Qianqing Palace to raise him like he did to Zhu Yunxi.

But he has been paying attention to Zhu Yunxi, and wants to make Zhu Yunxi happy again.

Seeing Zhu Yunxi sleeping with his grandson now, Lao Zhu could finally breathe a sigh of relief secretly.

He is a loner, and after he became an emperor, his parents and brothers all died.

But he hopes that Zhu Yunxi can have the help of his brothers.

At the very least, it would be nice to have a brother to talk to when he was tired.

Zhu Yunxi woke up in time, and when he saw Lao Zhu lying on the bedside looking at himself and Zhu Yunxi, Zhu Yunxi hurriedly got up from the bed.

"Grandpa, grandson wants to ask you something..."

Lao Zhu refused without thinking.

"no!"

"We know what you're asking for, but we can definitely tell you no."

"There are no two suns in the sky, and there are no two masters in man."

"The Qianqing Palace is very meaningful. We will never give him any thoughts that he shouldn't have, let alone give foreign ministers any unreasonable thoughts."

When Zhu Yunxi heard this, he could only shut his mouth wisely.But when he thought that Zhu Yunxi was still so young and had no parents, he couldn't bear it.

"Grandfather, can I take my brother with me in the future?"

Lao Zhu was very satisfied with Zhu Yunxi's pity for his younger brother. If it weren't for the fact that Qianqing Palace was not suitable, he really wanted to agree to his grandson's request.

"can!"

"In a few days, it's time for you to return to the East Palace, and then you can take care of your younger brother yourself."

"East Palace..."

Zhu Yunxi's face darkened when he heard this.

Although Mrs. Lu is dead now, he still doesn't like Donggong.

For some reason, in his consciousness, he always felt that the Eastern Palace was like a coffin, so lifeless that he could hardly breathe.

"Grandfather, grandson doesn't want to go to the East Palace..."

Old Zhu raised his face angrily when he heard this and reprimanded him.

"After you are canonized as the grandson of the emperor, you must be stationed in the East Palace according to the rules!"

"Then don't seal it up..."

"You can hide the imperial edict somewhere, and order someone to take it out and read it on the spot when you are gone..."

Before Zhu Yunxi finished speaking, he was interrupted by Lao Zhu's slap.

Angrily, Lao Zhu lifted his eldest grandson off the bed, and wanted to beat him up in the bedroom, but seeing his younger grandson sleeping soundly, he took his eldest grandson to the outside room.

Originally, Lao Zhu wanted Dasun to stand up, and he would be done with a few words of reprimand.Unexpectedly, the grandson asked a question so desperately.

"Grandpa Huang, you had such a fun time last night, didn't your waist hurt?"

When Lao Zhu heard this, he immediately pushed Nisun on the stool, and slapped Nisun on his ass.

"Do you see us in pain?"

"You rebellious grandson, you dare to make fun of our grandpa, hahaha..."

Lao Zhu slapped him a few times symbolically, and he couldn't hold back any longer, so he burst out laughing.

The old man remembered his madness last night, and his face was filled with pride and complacency.

Since ancient times, how many people are there who are over [-] years old and can still guard the three women at night?
As for Dasun's offense, he also took it as a compliment.

"We don't want to be angry with your grandson!"

"Come, come, let me tell you, you don't know yet, we have found your master."

"My master?"

Zhu Yunxi was stunned when he heard this.

"Grandfather, aren't my masters all in Yingtianfu Hope School? Could it be that one of them got lost?"

Zhu Yuanzhang explained with a smile.

"It's not those three, it's Zhang Sloppy who taught you the magic in your dream!"

"Who is Sloppy Zhang..."

"It's your master!"

"I……"

Zhu Yunxi didn't even need to look at who this person was, he knew that this person must be a liar.

Because the old man in his dream was completely made up according to the image of Lao Zhu.The ghost knows that this old man is so unconscious, not only did he not expect to find him a fairy master!
"Grandpa Huang, it's not true, I'm afraid I have to ask my grandson to identify it myself."

Old Zhu nodded when he heard the words.

"You're right!"

"Although we have already seen it for you, but there is no guarantee that some charlatan will deceive us."

"Let's take you to meet Zhang Sloppy!"

Hearing this, Zhu Yunxi only felt his scalp go numb.

If Old Zhu found out that he had lied to him, wouldn't he hang him from a tree and beat him to death?
"Grandfather, grandson can go by himself."

Old Zhu stared at Longyan when he heard this, and said with a serious face.

"This is not acceptable, it seems that our royal family does not understand etiquette!"

"Hurry up and wash up. After breakfast, we will take you to Dongshen Palace to meet Zhang Zhenren!"

Zhu Yunxi knew that he couldn't get away with it, so he obediently ran to wash up.

However, when he wanted to wake up Zhu Yunxi, he was stopped by Lao Zhu.

"Let him sleep well."

"This child is also pitiful. We wanted to hand him over to the concubines in the harem to raise him, but this child will not die. We have to wait for you to come back."

"Seeing you now, this child can sleep peacefully!"

When Zhu Yunxi heard this, he felt a little distressed for Zhu Yunxi.

"Don't worry, grandpa, I will take good care of him!"

Zhu Yuanzhang patted his grandson on the head approvingly and said.

"That's what we like about you the most."

"You are more like a brother than Zhu Yunxi's real brother!"

Zhu Yunxi knew who Grandpa Huang was talking about, but he really couldn't sympathize with that person.

Relatively speaking, Zhu Yunxi is better, he does not have the maturity and sophistication that does not match his age, and he is more childish.

After the two of them had breakfast, Lao Zhu went to court in a perfunctory manner. Seeing that everyone had nothing to worry about, he ordered someone to accept their papers, and then led his grandson to Dongxuan Palace.

Zhu Yunxi was very unfamiliar with Zhang Sloppy, and only thought that this old man was good-looking, and he really had a bit of a sense of demeanor.

It's just that when he thinks that the other party is so old, instead of hiding at home and waiting to die, he dares to come out to bluff and cheat, he feels angry.

Zhang Sloppy has seen Zhu Yunxie several times from a distance, and is no stranger to Zhu Yunxie.

Seeing Lao Zhu leading Zhu Yunxi to come together now, Zhang Sloppy knew in his heart that this was the old emperor's last exam.

Once he passes this test, Wudang Taoism will become the state religion of Ming Dynasty.

If he fails, he will pass the tribulation ahead of time.

"Pindao met His Majesty and the grandson of the Three Emperors."

Zhu Yunxi was not at all surprised that Zhang Sloppy was able to reveal his identity, but just looked at the old man lightly.

Generally speaking, this old man has a good mental quality.

Ever since he and his grandfather entered Dongshen Palace, the old man's mood has not fluctuated at all.

Lao Zhu was also sizing up the two of them. Once Dasun said he didn't know this person, he would push this person out and kill him!
"Third Emperor's grandson, we haven't seen each other for a long time!"

"Oh?"

"is it?"

"Gu here has a function problem. I didn't listen carefully when I was learning it. Now, can I ask Zhenren Zhang to answer it for Gu?"

While Zhu Yunxi was talking, he took out a booklet that read "Mathematics End-of-Term Simulation Workbook" from his sleeve, and handed it over with a face full of disdain.

Zhang Sloppy didn't even look at it, he just acted like a police officer.

"Infinite Heavenly Venerate!"

"Third Highness, this is embarrassing for the poor."

"Poverty Dao accepts disciples on behalf of the Dao of Heaven, just using his own Dao behavior to lead you to practice under the Sanqing sect."

"As for the poor Taoist himself, he has little talent and little learning, and he has no chance to see the way of heaven!"

After Zhu Yunxi heard this, he called me in his heart repeatedly, this old man is a master!
Just when Zhu Yunxi wanted to ask a few more tricky questions to expose the old liar's true face, Zhang Sloppy spoke slowly.

"Although the poor Taoist has no destiny for the Tao of Heaven, the old man has practiced Taoism and martial arts since he was a child."

"The Wudang Ladder Cloud Zong of the Poor Way, the Soft Swordsmanship Around Fingers, Taijiquan, Taiji Swordsmanship, and Seven-Star Array Swordsmanship are all unique in the world."

"If the grandson of the Three Emperors is interested, I can teach you all I have!"

Hearing these words, Zhu Yunxi asked in surprise.

"What is your relationship with Zhang Sanfeng?"

Zhang Sloppy smiled slightly when he heard the words.

"Zhang Sanfeng is a poor man!"

"When Pindao practiced in Shaanxi in his early years, he was named Sanfeng Layman after the mountain peak, so he was also called Zhang Sanfeng."

"I rely on..."

"So you are Zhang Sanfeng, head of Wudang?"

"It's the poor way!"

"All right!"

"you win!"

"Master, please accept my apprentice's respect!"

Seeing that his eldest grandson recognized his master, Lao Zhu secretly heaved a sigh of relief.

In order to welcome Zhang Sloppy, he called out all the civil and military officials as a background wall.If the other party is a liar, where will he put the emperor's face?
After Zhu Yunxi confirmed the identity of Zhang Sloppy as his mentor, the topic between Lao Zhu and Zhang Sloppy became much easier.

Although the century-old cause of rebuilding Wudang Mountain cannot be shortened in one year, Zhang Sloppy's title is still very generous, and he was immediately rewarded with the title of "Tongwei Xianhua Real Man Protecting the Country".

In this way, the limelight of Wudang Mountain directly overshadowed that of Longhu Mountain, becoming the leader of Taoism in the world.

Lao Zhu rewarded Zhang Sloppy far more than this. He also granted the official seal of Yu Lianzhou, the current head of Wudang, to supervise the supplementary recording of the Taoism assessment in the world.

This is already a very big reward, even a dying person like Zhang Sloppy had to stand up and thank him.

Only after Lao Zhu gave Zhang Sloppy a reward, did he reveal the purpose of his trip.

"May I ask Reverend Zhang, when is the auspicious day for the canonization of the emperor's grandson?"

When Zhang Sloppy heard this, he pretended to pinch his fingers and make up his mind.

"It will be auspicious in three days!"

"Auspicious all day long!"

In fact, Zhang Sloppy understood Lao Zhu's mood very well, and knew that the old man was impatient, so he didn't dare to set the time too far.

As for why it is three days later, not tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, it is only because the sky is clear and the weather is the best after three days.

Since it was a grand ceremony for the canonization of the emperor's grandson, it should not be cloudy or rainy.

Lao Zhu was also very satisfied with this date, three days was just enough for the officials of the Ministry of Rites to prepare, and he and his eldest grandson also just took a few days of rest.

"Thank you Zhang Zhenren!"

"Then we and Dasun won't disturb Zhenren Zhang's cultivation..."

Lao Zhu said that he was going to take his eldest grandson away, but he didn't expect that his eldest grandson had already been fooled by Zhang Sloppy's names of several exercises. How could he be willing to leave now?
"Grandpa Huang, you can go first, I have a few words to say to Master alone!"

Hearing this, Lao Zhu had no doubts about him, and nodded with a smile.

"it is good!"

"Let's not disturb your master-student conversation."

After Lao Zhu left, the atmosphere in the room instantly became weird.

Zhu Yunxi looked at Zhang Sloppy jokingly, walked up to him and whispered.

"Old liar!"

Not to be outdone, Zhang Sloppy responded in a low voice.

"Liar liar!"

The two stared at each other for a long time, neither of them was willing to be the first to close their eyes, until Zhu Yunxie's eyes were so dry that he couldn't bear it, and he blinked for a while, and then the boring staring at each other ended.

Zhang Sloppy laughed happily.

"It seems that Pindao's practice of meditation these years is not in vain, at least he has practiced his staring skills, hahaha!"

Zhu Yunxi asked angrily after listening to Zhang Sloppy's words.

"Old man, what you just said about Taijiquan, Taijijian, and Tiyunzong are true?"

Zhang Sloppy nodded.

"Of course!"

"All of my Wudang disciples can practice these exercises. If the grandson of the Three Emperors is interested, he can find Yu Lianzhou, a disciple of the poor way, and ask Yu Lianzhou to teach you."

Zhu Yunxi snorted coldly when he heard the words.

"What the hell is Yu Lianzhou?"

"I want you to teach me!"

Hearing this, Zhang Sloppy looked at Zhu Yunxie's immature face, with a hint of regret on his face.

"To be honest, Pindao really wants to teach the grandson of the Three Emperors, but Pindao's ascension is imminent, and I'm afraid he won't have much time to stay in the world."

"Ascension?"

Zhu Yunxi looked at Zhang Sloppy with suspicion when he heard the words, even though he couldn't explain his existence at all, he still didn't believe that there were gods in the world, let alone the theory of ascension.

"Old liar, are you going to die?"

Zhang Sloppy didn't feel annoyed when he heard the words.There are some things that he can deceive the world, even the emperor, but he cannot deceive himself, nor the young man in front of him.

"You could say the same."

"It's just that we cultivators put it more tactfully."

After Zhang Sloppy said this, he frowned, then bent down subconsciously, and tightly covered one side of his abdomen with one hand.

"you are sick?"

"should be……"

Zhu Yunxi helped Zhang Sloppy to lie down, then pressed Zhang Sloppy's chest, abdomen, etc., and asked a few words casually.

"You are seriously ill!"

"Could it be that the golden core in the body is about to explode?"

Hearing this, Zhang Sloppy frowned.

"Son of the Three Emperors, Jindan is not an egg, nor is it in the body..."

Zhu Yunxi interrupted Zhang Sloppy's words.

"At this time, don't lie to yourself, your disease can be cured..."

Zhang Sloppy originally wanted to explain a few more words to himself, and then explain to Zhu Yunxi what the meaning of Taoism's golden elixir is.

However, when he heard Zhu Yunxi say the word "Nengzhi", he immediately forgot all about the Jindan Dao that he had cultivated all his life, and grabbed Zhu Yunxi's arm and asked.

"Dare to ask the grandson of the third emperor, how can Pindao's disease be cured?"

Zhu Yunxi looked at Zhang Sloppy's smooth belly and said thoughtfully.

"Cut open your stomach, take out the golden core in your body that is about to explode, and your illness will be cured."

"It's just that this method is very dangerous, I'm afraid you won't be able to handle it."

When Zhang Sloppy heard that it was such a terrifying treatment method, his face turned pale with fright.

According to the statement of the third emperor's grandson, he might as well commit suicide by taking poison, and he can die more comfortably, and in the end he can leave a whole body.

"Forget it, Pindao should wait for the daylight to soar."

Zhu Yunxie gave Zhang Sloppy a look and said.

"Think beautifully!"

"This matter is out of your control, you should give my disciples and grandchildren some practice!"

Zhu Yunxie left after saying this, Zhang Sloppy looked at Zhu Yunxie's back and smiled wryly, thinking that it was the nature of a teenager, that is to say, the ability to speak harsh words.

However, not long after Zhu Yunxi left, Dongshen Palace broke into a group of people in white coats, and they kept saying that they were ordered by the third emperor's grandson to come and perform a laparotomy on him!
Zhang Sloppy panicked on the spot, even when he saw His Majesty the Emperor, he was not so flustered.

"Pindao don't do surgery!"

"The poor will become immortal..."

Director of Taiyuan Hospital, vice president of medical school, No. 1 surgeon in Ming Dynasty, Dr. Hao Wenjie, who was given the nickname "Blood Hand Rentu", Dr. Hao, saw the patient being so verbose, and immediately scolded him.

"Calm down, the third emperor's grandson has already spoken, no matter if it is a real god or a fake god in his hands, you have to cut open the stomach to see if there is any golden elixir inside!"

"Pindao...Pindao really doesn't have a golden pill in his stomach, woo woo woo..."

Although Zhang Sloppy struggled uncontrollably, he was still outnumbered by the crowd in white coats, and was taken to the Huimin Medical Center in Yingtianfu, where he underwent brutal surgery...

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