Mixed with salted fish in Hongwudang
Chapter 356 Predicting Your Prediction
In Qianqing Palace, Lao Zhu had been busy all morning, and when he was taking a nap with his head on his arms, he suddenly felt
Itchy face.
He opened his eyes and saw a little Ni Sun who had sneaked out holding a
Feathers fluttered across his face.
Seeing this, Lao Zhu stared at Longan suddenly, glaring at Xiao Nisun Dao.
"Ni Sun!" "You dare to come back!" Zhu Yunxi stepped back two steps with a smile, and greeted Lao Zhu politely
salute.
"Grandson pays respects to Grandpa Huang!" Zhu Yunxie said with a smile after finishing the salute.
"Grandfather, when your grandson is away, do you always think about me and cry?"
With big white eyes.
"We don't miss you, but the whip on the wall misses you so much!"
I jumped off the wall and slapped the small bench that someone often lay on! Zhu Yunxi saw Lao Zhu
Scaring himself with this matter again, the banter on his face was instantly wiped away.
"Grandfather, can we still have a good chat!"
"You are always like this, next time I go out I won't come back!"
Hearing this, Lao Zhu got up quickly, walked towards Dasun, grabbed Dasun's wrist, and pointed at Dasun's
Butt kicked a few times. "Well, you little rebellious grandson, how dare you threaten us!"
"Say!"
"Do you dare to run around again in the future!" Zhu Yunxi was kicked up and down, and he yelled "dare not" in cooperation.
It was only then that Lao Zhu could be coaxed into smiling.
Lao Zhu symbolically kicked Dasun a few times, then dragged Dasun to sit on the dragon chair and talk.
"Why did you come back so early this time?" We thought you would not come back until half a month later.
"Grandpa, grandson is anxious to come back to attend Uncle Thirteen's wedding, otherwise grandson really wants to be in Songjiang
The government will stay for half a month.
"oh oh."
Although Old Zhu felt a little jealous when he heard this, he still felt very relieved.
At the very least, in this grandson's heart, he still cares about the royal kinship.
"OK!"
"You didn't come back because you missed us, let's see how we deal with you later!"
"Grandpa, please forgive me!
The two laughed for a while, and then Lao Zhu asked about the Songjiang Mansion.
"Da Sun, you made too much trouble in Songjiang Mansion this time, how can you give merchants so many privileges?
"Also, scholars, farmers, industry and commerce are the foundation of the country. You know that the sentence you yelled casually, regardless of scholars, farmers, industry and commerce, will
How much trouble did it bring to our Daming? "Finally, we solemnly warn you that the official you appointed in Songjiang Mansion will be
Not at all!
Hearing this, Zhu Yunxi immediately showed a bitter expression. "Grandfather, this time you are trying to save your grandson's face.
The grandson has sealed off all the officials, so you can't let the grandson lose face, right?" After all, Lao Zhu loves the eldest grandson
Yes, even though he learned that Dasun had appointed himself an official, he hated his teeth so much, but after seeing Dasun returned safely,
Immediately my heart softened. "How many did you seal?"
"Grandpa Huihuang, my grandson has made a prefect of Songjiang!"
After Zhu Yunxi finished speaking, he hurriedly defended himself.
"Grandfather, this is what you promised me before, you said that the official position of Songjiang Mansion can be arranged by me!
After thinking about it, Lao Zhu remembered that he had indeed said this, so he nodded in agreement.
"Let's confirm the prefect of Songjiang. We will inform the Ministry of History tomorrow and ask the Ministry of Officials to give you an official document! Zhu Yunxi heard that
Yan hurriedly flattered Lao Zhu.
"Grandfather is holy!" Old Zhu rolled his eyes again when he heard this. "Don't give us the ecstasy soup!"
"Zhou Zhiqing is a Jinshi of the second list after all, and he comes from a dignified and dignified family. Although you promoted him to be the prefect of Songjiang
It's against the rules, but it's not too much, so we agreed and agreed. "
"However, we don't recognize the recruitment you made in the Shibo Department!" After Lao Zhu finished speaking, he suddenly realized that his
What I said was too serious, and I was afraid that my grandson would have a grudge, so I hurriedly added another sentence.
"It's not that we don't want to admit it, it's
We can’t recognize it!” Daming still had to rely on those officials who were born in the imperial examination to help govern
Well, if we recognize the thing you made, they won't be able to rebel!
"oh oh."
Zhu Yunxi also knew that it was a very rare favor for Grandpa Huang to patiently explain to himself
It's just that the thought of being shot back by the old Zhutou just as I wanted to give a shot makes my heart full.
Unwilling and resentment.
Seeing Dasun's unhappy face, Lao Zhu waved his hand in disgust.
"Haven't you showered for a few days?"
"Hurry up and wash up, and have lunch with us after washing!"
"Oh
Lao Zhu watched Dasun leave with his mouth pouted, with a wry smile on his face.
This Ni Sun is really not worrying! After Zhu Yunxi washed up, when he came to the side hall, the dining table in the side hall
The table is already full of delicious food.
When Lao Zhu saw that Dasun was dressed up, he hurriedly waved to him.
"Come and eat now!
When Zhu Yunxi saw the table full of delicious food, he immediately put aside the matter of the shipping company and ran over happily
Stuffed and stuffed.
When Lao Zhu saw that his grandson was eating deliciously, the smile on his face became wider, and he kept picking up vegetables for his grandson.
"eat more!"
"If you don't have enough to eat, we will order the Imperial Dining Room to make it for you!"
"Enough.
Zhu Yunxi replied vaguely, then picked up a chicken wing from the basin, and gnawed on it.
Seeing Dasun's eating like this, Lao Zhu also ate an extra bowl of rice.
However, what made him the happiest was that Dasun didn't bother him about Shibosi.
This shows that grandson is sensible and has listened to what he said.
The reason why Zhu Yunxi didn't mention it was because he wanted Uncle Thirteen to finish the marriage safely.
As for the matter of Shibosi, as well as the matter of sealing Lu Shiyuan's official position, he must do it!
Zhu Yunxi accompanied Lao Zhu after lunch, and then helped Lao Zhu go to the bedroom for an afternoon nap, and kept a very considerate watchful eye.
Next to Lao Zhu, he didn't come out lightly until Lao Zhu fell asleep completely.
Returning to the outer room again, Zhu Yunxi sent out all the eunuchs in the palace, and then took out a piece of paper from his arms.
The appointment letters written long ago took out Lao Zhu's big seal and stamped them one by one.
After Zhu Yunxi finished all these things, he put these things in the memorabilia that Lao Zhu had reviewed.
As long as the eunuchs bring these reviewed memorials to the six departments tomorrow, the official position they appointed will be formalized.
After Zhu Yunxi finished all this work, he just came out of the palace when he saw Zhu Gui riding a tall horse in a hurry.
Hastily ran over.
Seeing Zhu Yunxi, Zhu Gui hurriedly got off the horse, stepped forward and hugged him.
"Eldest nephew, you are finally back!"
Zhu Yunxi smiled authentically.
"Uncle Thirteen's happy day, my nephew has to crawl back even if he crawls!"
Zhu Gui patted Zhu Yunxi's shoulder excitedly when he heard Zhu Yunxie's words. "it is good!
"Uncle Thirteen has been in love with you all his life!"
"Hurry up and go back and get ready. Uncle Thirteen will have to rely on you to marry the bride tomorrow, hahaha!"
"Do not worry!"
"With me, Zhu Yunxi, here, gods block and kill gods, and Buddhas block and kill Buddhas!"
Zhu Gui heard that Zhu Yunxi was back, so he rushed over to finalize the final heel.
He is going to get married tomorrow, and there is still a lot of work waiting for him in the palace.
Therefore, after speaking a few words to Zhu Yunxi, Zhu Gui hurried back.
The next day, officials from the Ministry of Rituals entered the palace early in the morning to congratulate the palace.
The chief envoy and the deputy envoy of the marriage were received outside the gate of heaven, and they gave instructions to them, and they bid farewell to His Majesty.
Drum music cleared the way, and they came to Xu's house to give gifts along the way.
The Xu family needs to prepare an incense table early at home, and when the chief and deputy envoys arrive, they will be guided to the main hall.
After the presents were displayed, Xu Huizu led the whole family to kowtow for the grace.
The whole set of etiquette is very cumbersome and lengthy, from the morning to the afternoon.
But all of this has nothing to do with Zhu Yunxi and Zhu Gui, there are courtesy officials who are responsible for helping Zhang Luohe with work.the two of them
You just need to wait for the woman to finish the work, and then bring the guards to greet the bride.
Zhu Yunxi felt a burst of fear in his heart when he saw Zhu Gui being sent by the ritual officer like a marionette.
This is just the prince getting married. If I get married in the future, will the etiquette be more cumbersome?
Zhu Gui had been busy until the afternoon, and only then did he hear the ceremony officer say that he could go to Xu's house to pick up the bride.
Zhu Gui had already been tossed so hard that he was almost exhausted, but Zhu Yunxi let out a fart quickly, and when he heard the ceremony officer say
You can go, and immediately jump on the horseback to beat the horse and rush out.
However, before the whip fell on his side, Erhu snatched it off. "His Royal Highness,
Riding a horse is too dangerous, let's take a car!"
"Come here, bring the carriage of His Highness the Emperor Taisun!"
"promise!"
Erhu stuffed the reluctant emperor's grandson into the carriage, and then shouted loudly.
"Let's drive!"
"Welcome!"
After the two tigers shouted this, Zhu Gui wore a wedding dress and a leather hat on his head, and rode a tall horse at the end.
In front, Chuichuidada came all the way to the door of Xu's house.
The Xu family has been annoyed for a long time. If Zhu Gui doesn't come again, they can't wait to pack up the second lady.
Sending it over, therefore, when the servants of the Xu family saw the welcoming team appearing, they were so enthusiastic, they hurriedly opened the door.
Open, welcome the prince and grandson's car to drive in.
The procession of welcoming the relatives has been going smoothly, but there was a small incident when they came to the courtyard where Xu Miaoqing lived.
song.Xu Miaojin wore a gleaming armor and held a spear in his hand, majestically blocking
at the gate.
"If you want to marry my second sister, you have to pass my test first!"
"As long as one of you can beat me, I'll let you in!" Zhu Gui turned around to see what he had brought.
With a vote of princes and an emperor's grandson, it seems that no one can beat this wild girl.
The guards accompanying him have this ability, but if they accidentally break Xu Miaojin, what would happen?
Didn't he ruin his good day? So, Zhu Gui hurriedly begged softly.
"Third sister, be good, get out of the way quickly, and I will give you a hundred pieces of Shu brocade in another day!" Xu Miaojin was unmoved by the words, but
He blinked his red eyes.
If it was said that the Xu family was most reluctant to marry the second sister, it must be Xu Miaojin.
She has cried several times since yesterday, and her eyes are red from crying.
Xu Miaojin also knows that she is very childish, but when she thinks of Zhu Gui, the dog thief, it is so easy to make her sister
Lied away, her heart was filled with anger and resentment.Even if she couldn't stop her sister from jumping into the fire pit, she would
Let Zhu Gui suffer a little!
"Do not care!
"Since martial fighting is not enough, let's change to literary fighting!"
"You make a make-up reminder poem on the spot, as long as you can do it to the satisfaction of this girl and my sister, this girl will also
It can be released!"
"Poetry
Zhu Gui looked behind him as if asking for help, ignoring Zhu Zhi and Zhu Quan who were eager to try.
These two guys can only write poems for frogs, how can they write makeup poems!
However, the more Zhu Gui looked down on these two, the more they wanted to get together.
"Brother Thirteen, I can compose poetry!"
"I've written several poems a long time ago, and I'm just waiting for this time to use them!"
Zhu Ying originally wanted to go up and try, but when he heard the two younger brothers behind him say this, he immediately gave birth to Rangxian.
thought.
Zhu Gui originally wanted Zhu Yunxie, and wanted Zhu Yunxie to write two poems for him to deal with it.
After all, he witnessed with his own eyes that Zhu Yunxi's writing and thinking spring forth, and he wrote such imperial masterpieces as Jin Ping Mei.
Seeing the enthusiasm of his two younger brothers right now, it is not easy for him to refute their face.
"All right!
"Come here, both of you!
Zhu Zhi hurried to the door,
Shout out to Xu Miaojin and get up.
"Quack quack!"
When Zhu Gui heard the opening remarks, he covered his face with his sleeves on the spot.Needless to say, my fifteenth brother is willing to
I must be thinking of another song "Song of Frog".
"Quack quack!"
"The mouth is big, the face is small, the eyes are round, and the belly is full of spots."
When Xu Miaojin heard that Zhu Zhi dared to compose poems to ridicule the second sister, her pretty face turned pale with anger, and she raised her spear to point at Zhu.
value.
"Zhu Zhi, if you dare to slander my sister again, believe it or not, I will beat you to death!" Zhu Zhi said calmly upon seeing this.
"I haven't finished the orphan yet, it's not too late to beat the orphan after finishing it!"
"Plop, jump, and move, the sun, the moon, and the stars are vast! After Zhu Zhi finished his last sentence, the spear in Xu Miaojin's hand
Immediately stopped.
Huh! The last two sentences of this little bastard are surprisingly good! Zhu Gui originally covered his face with his sleeves.
Seeing the tragic scene of Zhu Zhi being runaway, hearing the last two lines of Zhu Zhi's poem, he quickly took off his sleeves, his face full of surprise.
Looking at Zhu Zhi from a different place.Zhu Zhi stunned everyone when he saw a random poem by himself
Come.
"How about the make-up poem I made alone?"
Xu Miaojin retracted her spear and gave a heavy blow on the ground.
"The last two sentences are still alive, but this poem is not suitable for the scene and cannot be counted!.
Zhu Zhi was not convinced when he heard the words.
"Why doesn't it count?"
"Frogs have the meaning of having more children and more blessings!"
"Frogs have the meaning of having more children and more blessings!"
Xu Miaojin's nose crooked when she heard this.
"That's the Golden Toad!"
"Isn't the golden toad just a three-legged toad!"
"you!"
"Anyway, it doesn't count, if you want to enter the door, you have to do it again!
Zhu Gui was afraid of offending the little overlord of the Xu family, so he hurriedly pulled the fifteenth brother aside.
Seeing that the fifteenth child was being pulled away, Zhu Quan immediately approached him with a straight face.
"An orphan can write poetry!
"listen!
"Shy and unwilling to get off the dressing table, the maid rings Jiu Zichai. Send a message to the tired makeup man, lightly apply vermilion powder to learn love.
When Xu Miaojin saw Zhu Quan jumping out, she was ready to hit someone, but now hearing him say something like this
A good poem, immediately shocked in place.
When did Zhu Quan learn to compose poetry? Zhu Gui also looked at Zhu Quan quite unexpectedly, only to see that Zhu Quan's face was full of dismay.
The color of meaning, if you put a tail on him, you can curl it up to the sky! Xu Miaojin knew it when she saw Zhu Quan chewing like this.
Huo must have predicted his own prediction, found someone to write the poem in advance, and memorized it in advance to deal with himself.
"This one doesn't count!"
"If you have the ability, you can make one on the spot. No, no, make three, and I'll let you go!"
When Xu's female volume was deeply shocked, Zhu Quan looked at Xu Miaojin provocatively.
"What's so difficult about this?
"Listen to Gu, Gu wants to write poetry!
"First song!
"Ten steps of singing and singing resounded with green fragrance, and the strict makeup was powerless to stay away at night. I am ashamed to let Shuangdai be tested by others, and leave it to Zhang Lang to describe it later.
"Second song!"
"Speaking of the heart of marriage, I am so infatuated, I respect the jade chopsticks in front of me. I don't know how to feel pity for my husband and son-in-law, but I remember the time when I was so tender and angry with my mother."
(Excerpt from Baidu)
"The third song!"
"I am ashamed to step on the bright window, and the mirror in the clothes is dark. I hate the black magpie and talk to each other, and I get off the bed in silence."
Zhu Quan memorized three poems, and the people inside and outside the courtyard were stunned on the spot.
However, as if he still felt that it was not enough, he added two more songs.In this way, it is not the first song
Poetry, Zhu Quan wrote five makeup poems in one breath.
After Zhu Quan recited five poems, he looked at Xu Miaojin provocatively. "Is this enough?" Xu Miaojin asked until now
I finally figured it out, they must have expected this trick in advance, so they prepared in advance
Six or seven reminder poems are waiting for me.
When Xu Miaojin saw Zhu Yunxie with a smirk on his face, he became more convinced of this idea, and even firmly believed in it.
Because, all of this was secretly arranged by Zhu Yunxi
In fact, this was really arranged by Zhu Yunxi.
He had already learned about the layout of the Xu family from Erhu, and knew that a certain wild girl was eagerly waiting for her.
He was about to beat up people, and he was going to let them make makeup poems to embarrass himself. Therefore, he found Qi Tai in advance and asked Qi Tai
Tai made seven makeup reminder poems for himself, and asked Zhu Zhi and Zhu Quan to recite them in advance.Xu Miaojinyi
Realizing that his tactics had been leaked, he wanted to play tricks on the spot. "Not counting!"
"I don't want to make makeup poems anymore. If you want to pass through this door, you must defeat me!"
Immediately, I was in a hurry, and if I delayed it, it would be a waste of time.
Just when he was about to beg his sister-in-law to make way for him, Zhu Yunxi walked up
Come.
"Uncle Thirteen is not afraid, there is a nephew here, no one can delay you from marrying a daughter-in-law!"
"Come on someone!"
"exist!
The seven princes came out from the crowd, each holding a big bamboo tube in their hands.
"Get ready! When the seven princes heard this, they quickly raised the bamboo tube and pointed it at Xu Miaojin's head. When they
After hearing the word "呲" from the eldest nephew, Qiqi pulled the trigger, and a strong fishy smell shot out from the bamboo tube.
Smelly black ink.
Although one or two princes missed the mark, but the accuracy of the others was not bad, and they all put the bamboo slips
The special ink sprayed on Xu Miaojin's face.
Even those two bared people painted Xu Miaojin's shining armor black.
Xu Miaojin was sprayed by such stench rashly, so angry that she cried "wow" on the spot, and then she was in a hurry
I want to go back and wash it off.
The seven princes had already had enough of this wild girl's anger, how could they let her go easily when they saw this, and chased her all the way "呵".
Zhu Yunxi saw the gatekeeper running away, so he quickly pushed Zhu Gui.
"Uncle Thirteen, don't be dazed, hurry up and meet the bride!"
"Hey! "Thank you, big nephew, hahaha!"
Itchy face.
He opened his eyes and saw a little Ni Sun who had sneaked out holding a
Feathers fluttered across his face.
Seeing this, Lao Zhu stared at Longan suddenly, glaring at Xiao Nisun Dao.
"Ni Sun!" "You dare to come back!" Zhu Yunxi stepped back two steps with a smile, and greeted Lao Zhu politely
salute.
"Grandson pays respects to Grandpa Huang!" Zhu Yunxie said with a smile after finishing the salute.
"Grandfather, when your grandson is away, do you always think about me and cry?"
With big white eyes.
"We don't miss you, but the whip on the wall misses you so much!"
I jumped off the wall and slapped the small bench that someone often lay on! Zhu Yunxi saw Lao Zhu
Scaring himself with this matter again, the banter on his face was instantly wiped away.
"Grandfather, can we still have a good chat!"
"You are always like this, next time I go out I won't come back!"
Hearing this, Lao Zhu got up quickly, walked towards Dasun, grabbed Dasun's wrist, and pointed at Dasun's
Butt kicked a few times. "Well, you little rebellious grandson, how dare you threaten us!"
"Say!"
"Do you dare to run around again in the future!" Zhu Yunxi was kicked up and down, and he yelled "dare not" in cooperation.
It was only then that Lao Zhu could be coaxed into smiling.
Lao Zhu symbolically kicked Dasun a few times, then dragged Dasun to sit on the dragon chair and talk.
"Why did you come back so early this time?" We thought you would not come back until half a month later.
"Grandpa, grandson is anxious to come back to attend Uncle Thirteen's wedding, otherwise grandson really wants to be in Songjiang
The government will stay for half a month.
"oh oh."
Although Old Zhu felt a little jealous when he heard this, he still felt very relieved.
At the very least, in this grandson's heart, he still cares about the royal kinship.
"OK!"
"You didn't come back because you missed us, let's see how we deal with you later!"
"Grandpa, please forgive me!
The two laughed for a while, and then Lao Zhu asked about the Songjiang Mansion.
"Da Sun, you made too much trouble in Songjiang Mansion this time, how can you give merchants so many privileges?
"Also, scholars, farmers, industry and commerce are the foundation of the country. You know that the sentence you yelled casually, regardless of scholars, farmers, industry and commerce, will
How much trouble did it bring to our Daming? "Finally, we solemnly warn you that the official you appointed in Songjiang Mansion will be
Not at all!
Hearing this, Zhu Yunxi immediately showed a bitter expression. "Grandfather, this time you are trying to save your grandson's face.
The grandson has sealed off all the officials, so you can't let the grandson lose face, right?" After all, Lao Zhu loves the eldest grandson
Yes, even though he learned that Dasun had appointed himself an official, he hated his teeth so much, but after seeing Dasun returned safely,
Immediately my heart softened. "How many did you seal?"
"Grandpa Huihuang, my grandson has made a prefect of Songjiang!"
After Zhu Yunxi finished speaking, he hurriedly defended himself.
"Grandfather, this is what you promised me before, you said that the official position of Songjiang Mansion can be arranged by me!
After thinking about it, Lao Zhu remembered that he had indeed said this, so he nodded in agreement.
"Let's confirm the prefect of Songjiang. We will inform the Ministry of History tomorrow and ask the Ministry of Officials to give you an official document! Zhu Yunxi heard that
Yan hurriedly flattered Lao Zhu.
"Grandfather is holy!" Old Zhu rolled his eyes again when he heard this. "Don't give us the ecstasy soup!"
"Zhou Zhiqing is a Jinshi of the second list after all, and he comes from a dignified and dignified family. Although you promoted him to be the prefect of Songjiang
It's against the rules, but it's not too much, so we agreed and agreed. "
"However, we don't recognize the recruitment you made in the Shibo Department!" After Lao Zhu finished speaking, he suddenly realized that his
What I said was too serious, and I was afraid that my grandson would have a grudge, so I hurriedly added another sentence.
"It's not that we don't want to admit it, it's
We can’t recognize it!” Daming still had to rely on those officials who were born in the imperial examination to help govern
Well, if we recognize the thing you made, they won't be able to rebel!
"oh oh."
Zhu Yunxi also knew that it was a very rare favor for Grandpa Huang to patiently explain to himself
It's just that the thought of being shot back by the old Zhutou just as I wanted to give a shot makes my heart full.
Unwilling and resentment.
Seeing Dasun's unhappy face, Lao Zhu waved his hand in disgust.
"Haven't you showered for a few days?"
"Hurry up and wash up, and have lunch with us after washing!"
"Oh
Lao Zhu watched Dasun leave with his mouth pouted, with a wry smile on his face.
This Ni Sun is really not worrying! After Zhu Yunxi washed up, when he came to the side hall, the dining table in the side hall
The table is already full of delicious food.
When Lao Zhu saw that Dasun was dressed up, he hurriedly waved to him.
"Come and eat now!
When Zhu Yunxi saw the table full of delicious food, he immediately put aside the matter of the shipping company and ran over happily
Stuffed and stuffed.
When Lao Zhu saw that his grandson was eating deliciously, the smile on his face became wider, and he kept picking up vegetables for his grandson.
"eat more!"
"If you don't have enough to eat, we will order the Imperial Dining Room to make it for you!"
"Enough.
Zhu Yunxi replied vaguely, then picked up a chicken wing from the basin, and gnawed on it.
Seeing Dasun's eating like this, Lao Zhu also ate an extra bowl of rice.
However, what made him the happiest was that Dasun didn't bother him about Shibosi.
This shows that grandson is sensible and has listened to what he said.
The reason why Zhu Yunxi didn't mention it was because he wanted Uncle Thirteen to finish the marriage safely.
As for the matter of Shibosi, as well as the matter of sealing Lu Shiyuan's official position, he must do it!
Zhu Yunxi accompanied Lao Zhu after lunch, and then helped Lao Zhu go to the bedroom for an afternoon nap, and kept a very considerate watchful eye.
Next to Lao Zhu, he didn't come out lightly until Lao Zhu fell asleep completely.
Returning to the outer room again, Zhu Yunxi sent out all the eunuchs in the palace, and then took out a piece of paper from his arms.
The appointment letters written long ago took out Lao Zhu's big seal and stamped them one by one.
After Zhu Yunxi finished all these things, he put these things in the memorabilia that Lao Zhu had reviewed.
As long as the eunuchs bring these reviewed memorials to the six departments tomorrow, the official position they appointed will be formalized.
After Zhu Yunxi finished all this work, he just came out of the palace when he saw Zhu Gui riding a tall horse in a hurry.
Hastily ran over.
Seeing Zhu Yunxi, Zhu Gui hurriedly got off the horse, stepped forward and hugged him.
"Eldest nephew, you are finally back!"
Zhu Yunxi smiled authentically.
"Uncle Thirteen's happy day, my nephew has to crawl back even if he crawls!"
Zhu Gui patted Zhu Yunxi's shoulder excitedly when he heard Zhu Yunxie's words. "it is good!
"Uncle Thirteen has been in love with you all his life!"
"Hurry up and go back and get ready. Uncle Thirteen will have to rely on you to marry the bride tomorrow, hahaha!"
"Do not worry!"
"With me, Zhu Yunxi, here, gods block and kill gods, and Buddhas block and kill Buddhas!"
Zhu Gui heard that Zhu Yunxi was back, so he rushed over to finalize the final heel.
He is going to get married tomorrow, and there is still a lot of work waiting for him in the palace.
Therefore, after speaking a few words to Zhu Yunxi, Zhu Gui hurried back.
The next day, officials from the Ministry of Rituals entered the palace early in the morning to congratulate the palace.
The chief envoy and the deputy envoy of the marriage were received outside the gate of heaven, and they gave instructions to them, and they bid farewell to His Majesty.
Drum music cleared the way, and they came to Xu's house to give gifts along the way.
The Xu family needs to prepare an incense table early at home, and when the chief and deputy envoys arrive, they will be guided to the main hall.
After the presents were displayed, Xu Huizu led the whole family to kowtow for the grace.
The whole set of etiquette is very cumbersome and lengthy, from the morning to the afternoon.
But all of this has nothing to do with Zhu Yunxi and Zhu Gui, there are courtesy officials who are responsible for helping Zhang Luohe with work.the two of them
You just need to wait for the woman to finish the work, and then bring the guards to greet the bride.
Zhu Yunxi felt a burst of fear in his heart when he saw Zhu Gui being sent by the ritual officer like a marionette.
This is just the prince getting married. If I get married in the future, will the etiquette be more cumbersome?
Zhu Gui had been busy until the afternoon, and only then did he hear the ceremony officer say that he could go to Xu's house to pick up the bride.
Zhu Gui had already been tossed so hard that he was almost exhausted, but Zhu Yunxi let out a fart quickly, and when he heard the ceremony officer say
You can go, and immediately jump on the horseback to beat the horse and rush out.
However, before the whip fell on his side, Erhu snatched it off. "His Royal Highness,
Riding a horse is too dangerous, let's take a car!"
"Come here, bring the carriage of His Highness the Emperor Taisun!"
"promise!"
Erhu stuffed the reluctant emperor's grandson into the carriage, and then shouted loudly.
"Let's drive!"
"Welcome!"
After the two tigers shouted this, Zhu Gui wore a wedding dress and a leather hat on his head, and rode a tall horse at the end.
In front, Chuichuidada came all the way to the door of Xu's house.
The Xu family has been annoyed for a long time. If Zhu Gui doesn't come again, they can't wait to pack up the second lady.
Sending it over, therefore, when the servants of the Xu family saw the welcoming team appearing, they were so enthusiastic, they hurriedly opened the door.
Open, welcome the prince and grandson's car to drive in.
The procession of welcoming the relatives has been going smoothly, but there was a small incident when they came to the courtyard where Xu Miaoqing lived.
song.Xu Miaojin wore a gleaming armor and held a spear in his hand, majestically blocking
at the gate.
"If you want to marry my second sister, you have to pass my test first!"
"As long as one of you can beat me, I'll let you in!" Zhu Gui turned around to see what he had brought.
With a vote of princes and an emperor's grandson, it seems that no one can beat this wild girl.
The guards accompanying him have this ability, but if they accidentally break Xu Miaojin, what would happen?
Didn't he ruin his good day? So, Zhu Gui hurriedly begged softly.
"Third sister, be good, get out of the way quickly, and I will give you a hundred pieces of Shu brocade in another day!" Xu Miaojin was unmoved by the words, but
He blinked his red eyes.
If it was said that the Xu family was most reluctant to marry the second sister, it must be Xu Miaojin.
She has cried several times since yesterday, and her eyes are red from crying.
Xu Miaojin also knows that she is very childish, but when she thinks of Zhu Gui, the dog thief, it is so easy to make her sister
Lied away, her heart was filled with anger and resentment.Even if she couldn't stop her sister from jumping into the fire pit, she would
Let Zhu Gui suffer a little!
"Do not care!
"Since martial fighting is not enough, let's change to literary fighting!"
"You make a make-up reminder poem on the spot, as long as you can do it to the satisfaction of this girl and my sister, this girl will also
It can be released!"
"Poetry
Zhu Gui looked behind him as if asking for help, ignoring Zhu Zhi and Zhu Quan who were eager to try.
These two guys can only write poems for frogs, how can they write makeup poems!
However, the more Zhu Gui looked down on these two, the more they wanted to get together.
"Brother Thirteen, I can compose poetry!"
"I've written several poems a long time ago, and I'm just waiting for this time to use them!"
Zhu Ying originally wanted to go up and try, but when he heard the two younger brothers behind him say this, he immediately gave birth to Rangxian.
thought.
Zhu Gui originally wanted Zhu Yunxie, and wanted Zhu Yunxie to write two poems for him to deal with it.
After all, he witnessed with his own eyes that Zhu Yunxi's writing and thinking spring forth, and he wrote such imperial masterpieces as Jin Ping Mei.
Seeing the enthusiasm of his two younger brothers right now, it is not easy for him to refute their face.
"All right!
"Come here, both of you!
Zhu Zhi hurried to the door,
Shout out to Xu Miaojin and get up.
"Quack quack!"
When Zhu Gui heard the opening remarks, he covered his face with his sleeves on the spot.Needless to say, my fifteenth brother is willing to
I must be thinking of another song "Song of Frog".
"Quack quack!"
"The mouth is big, the face is small, the eyes are round, and the belly is full of spots."
When Xu Miaojin heard that Zhu Zhi dared to compose poems to ridicule the second sister, her pretty face turned pale with anger, and she raised her spear to point at Zhu.
value.
"Zhu Zhi, if you dare to slander my sister again, believe it or not, I will beat you to death!" Zhu Zhi said calmly upon seeing this.
"I haven't finished the orphan yet, it's not too late to beat the orphan after finishing it!"
"Plop, jump, and move, the sun, the moon, and the stars are vast! After Zhu Zhi finished his last sentence, the spear in Xu Miaojin's hand
Immediately stopped.
Huh! The last two sentences of this little bastard are surprisingly good! Zhu Gui originally covered his face with his sleeves.
Seeing the tragic scene of Zhu Zhi being runaway, hearing the last two lines of Zhu Zhi's poem, he quickly took off his sleeves, his face full of surprise.
Looking at Zhu Zhi from a different place.Zhu Zhi stunned everyone when he saw a random poem by himself
Come.
"How about the make-up poem I made alone?"
Xu Miaojin retracted her spear and gave a heavy blow on the ground.
"The last two sentences are still alive, but this poem is not suitable for the scene and cannot be counted!.
Zhu Zhi was not convinced when he heard the words.
"Why doesn't it count?"
"Frogs have the meaning of having more children and more blessings!"
"Frogs have the meaning of having more children and more blessings!"
Xu Miaojin's nose crooked when she heard this.
"That's the Golden Toad!"
"Isn't the golden toad just a three-legged toad!"
"you!"
"Anyway, it doesn't count, if you want to enter the door, you have to do it again!
Zhu Gui was afraid of offending the little overlord of the Xu family, so he hurriedly pulled the fifteenth brother aside.
Seeing that the fifteenth child was being pulled away, Zhu Quan immediately approached him with a straight face.
"An orphan can write poetry!
"listen!
"Shy and unwilling to get off the dressing table, the maid rings Jiu Zichai. Send a message to the tired makeup man, lightly apply vermilion powder to learn love.
When Xu Miaojin saw Zhu Quan jumping out, she was ready to hit someone, but now hearing him say something like this
A good poem, immediately shocked in place.
When did Zhu Quan learn to compose poetry? Zhu Gui also looked at Zhu Quan quite unexpectedly, only to see that Zhu Quan's face was full of dismay.
The color of meaning, if you put a tail on him, you can curl it up to the sky! Xu Miaojin knew it when she saw Zhu Quan chewing like this.
Huo must have predicted his own prediction, found someone to write the poem in advance, and memorized it in advance to deal with himself.
"This one doesn't count!"
"If you have the ability, you can make one on the spot. No, no, make three, and I'll let you go!"
When Xu's female volume was deeply shocked, Zhu Quan looked at Xu Miaojin provocatively.
"What's so difficult about this?
"Listen to Gu, Gu wants to write poetry!
"First song!
"Ten steps of singing and singing resounded with green fragrance, and the strict makeup was powerless to stay away at night. I am ashamed to let Shuangdai be tested by others, and leave it to Zhang Lang to describe it later.
"Second song!"
"Speaking of the heart of marriage, I am so infatuated, I respect the jade chopsticks in front of me. I don't know how to feel pity for my husband and son-in-law, but I remember the time when I was so tender and angry with my mother."
(Excerpt from Baidu)
"The third song!"
"I am ashamed to step on the bright window, and the mirror in the clothes is dark. I hate the black magpie and talk to each other, and I get off the bed in silence."
Zhu Quan memorized three poems, and the people inside and outside the courtyard were stunned on the spot.
However, as if he still felt that it was not enough, he added two more songs.In this way, it is not the first song
Poetry, Zhu Quan wrote five makeup poems in one breath.
After Zhu Quan recited five poems, he looked at Xu Miaojin provocatively. "Is this enough?" Xu Miaojin asked until now
I finally figured it out, they must have expected this trick in advance, so they prepared in advance
Six or seven reminder poems are waiting for me.
When Xu Miaojin saw Zhu Yunxie with a smirk on his face, he became more convinced of this idea, and even firmly believed in it.
Because, all of this was secretly arranged by Zhu Yunxi
In fact, this was really arranged by Zhu Yunxi.
He had already learned about the layout of the Xu family from Erhu, and knew that a certain wild girl was eagerly waiting for her.
He was about to beat up people, and he was going to let them make makeup poems to embarrass himself. Therefore, he found Qi Tai in advance and asked Qi Tai
Tai made seven makeup reminder poems for himself, and asked Zhu Zhi and Zhu Quan to recite them in advance.Xu Miaojinyi
Realizing that his tactics had been leaked, he wanted to play tricks on the spot. "Not counting!"
"I don't want to make makeup poems anymore. If you want to pass through this door, you must defeat me!"
Immediately, I was in a hurry, and if I delayed it, it would be a waste of time.
Just when he was about to beg his sister-in-law to make way for him, Zhu Yunxi walked up
Come.
"Uncle Thirteen is not afraid, there is a nephew here, no one can delay you from marrying a daughter-in-law!"
"Come on someone!"
"exist!
The seven princes came out from the crowd, each holding a big bamboo tube in their hands.
"Get ready! When the seven princes heard this, they quickly raised the bamboo tube and pointed it at Xu Miaojin's head. When they
After hearing the word "呲" from the eldest nephew, Qiqi pulled the trigger, and a strong fishy smell shot out from the bamboo tube.
Smelly black ink.
Although one or two princes missed the mark, but the accuracy of the others was not bad, and they all put the bamboo slips
The special ink sprayed on Xu Miaojin's face.
Even those two bared people painted Xu Miaojin's shining armor black.
Xu Miaojin was sprayed by such stench rashly, so angry that she cried "wow" on the spot, and then she was in a hurry
I want to go back and wash it off.
The seven princes had already had enough of this wild girl's anger, how could they let her go easily when they saw this, and chased her all the way "呵".
Zhu Yunxi saw the gatekeeper running away, so he quickly pushed Zhu Gui.
"Uncle Thirteen, don't be dazed, hurry up and meet the bride!"
"Hey! "Thank you, big nephew, hahaha!"
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