Mixed with salted fish in Hongwudang

Chapter 598 Don't let the scum eat your third uncle's noodles!

Chapter 598 Your thirteenth uncle's noodles are not for scum to eat!

The two bastards looked at each other, then lowered their heads in embarrassment.

This place is Beizhen Fusi, and anyone who has committed a serious crime cannot enter.

But Zhu Gui quickly realized that he remembered what Zhu Yunxi had committed before.In his heart, he compared the crime between himself and Zhu Yunxi, and found that Zhu Yunxi's crime was more serious than his own, which made him instantly regain his confidence as an elder.

"Zhu Yunxi, look at all the bad things you have done!"

"There are hundreds of lives, and you kill them as soon as you say they want to, are you even a human being!"

"what?"

Zhu Yunxuan was numb when he heard this, and looked at Zhu Gui full of doubts, thinking that Uncle Thirteen came here to scold me?
The Jinyi guards who were in charge of escorting Zhu Gui were also dumbfounded. They clearly remembered that this guy had also committed a crime. Why did he immediately tremble when he arrived at Fusi in Beizhen?
Zhu Yunxi didn't know why, so he really thought that Uncle Thirteen was here to teach him a lesson for his third brother, so he could only stand aside with his head drooping and obediently listen to the training, explaining himself a few words from time to time.

"Uncle Thirteen, I didn't kill hundreds of people, only a hundred or so..."

Hearing this, Zhu Gui slapped his eyes on the table and scolded.

"How dare you talk back when I tell you a few words?"

"What's the difference between a hundred and a few hundred? Aren't they all devoid of conscience!"

"Yes yes yes... What Uncle Thirteen said is that my nephew is wrong, my nephew has no conscience, my nephew..."

Seeing Zhu Yunxi's attitude, Zhu Gui's tone softened a lot, and he began to play the warm card for Zhu Yunxi.

"It's not easy for your grandpa and your third brother. While governing a huge country, they also have to take care of you unworthy descendants. It takes a lot of hard work..."

The Jinyiwei couldn't listen anymore, so they could only cover their ears and cover their faces and leave.

But as soon as they left, Zhu Yunxi stopped them.

"Hey!"

"How can you leave Thirteenth Uncle behind and go on your own!"

"Uncle Thirteen, why don't you go with them?"

Zhu Yunxi had long been impatient, and wished to send Zhu Gui away immediately.

Zhu Gui waved his hands in embarrassment after hearing this.

"not busy!"

"Uncle Thirteen hasn't seen you for a long time, and I happen to be staying here with you for a few days."

"How many days will you stay with me?"

Zhu Yunxi looked at Zhu Gui blankly, and then at Jin Yiwei beside him.

"What's going on?"

"Could it be that you also made a mistake and were imprisoned by my third brother?"

Zhu Gui turned around in embarrassment when he heard the words, and several Jinyi guards nodded secretly when they saw this, and beheaded Zhu Yunxi, implying that Zhu Gui also committed the crime of losing his head.

Seeing this, Zhu Yunxi suddenly realized, did he find it strange, when did his Thirteenth Uncle be so kind as to take the initiative to accompany him?

"Uncle Thirteen!"

As soon as Zhu Gui heard this, he hurried away, but he knew that this boy was difficult to deal with. If this boy knew that he was pretending to be an elder under the name of a criminal, he would have to annoy him to death.

"Lonely and sleepy, go in and sleep alone..."

"no!"

"How dare you lie to me!"

"I lied to you, how can I be an elder to teach you a few words?"

"no!"

"What kind of elder are you? You are an unworthy descendant who committed the crime of beheading!"

As soon as Zhu Gui heard this, he immediately lost his temper, and rolled up his sleeves to argue with Zhu Yunxi.

"Stinky boy, who are you calling unworthy descendants, believe it or not, I will kick you to death!"

Zhu Yunxi was no longer that slug in Dahontang long ago. Hearing Zhu Gui's threats, instead of being afraid, he puffed out his chest fearlessly.

"Humph!"

"If you dare to move a finger of mine, I will tell Aunt Thirteen about you, Xiaofengxian and Dafengxian, and let Aunt Thirteen spank your ass hard!"

When Zhu Gui heard this, his face turned green with anger, and he jumped and cursed.

"Fuck your mother's fart!"

"If we want to hit her, we will hit her. Even if we give her ten guts, we won't dare to move a single finger!"

Just as Zhu Gui was clamoring, several Jin Yiwei who were watching the excitement suddenly became solemn, and coughed lightly from time to time.

However, Zhu Gui was in a fit of anger at this time, how could he pay attention to these small details.

Zhu Yunxi noticed it, but instead of reminding Zhu Gui of his thoughts, he stimulated him even more and made him say more death-defying words.

"You blow it!"

"Who doesn't know that your thirteenth uncle is afraid of his wife's fear of being famous?"

"My thirteenth aunt told you to go east, let alone go west, you don't even dare to go east!"

Seeing Zhu Yunxi slandering him so mercilessly, Zhu Gui was furious.

"nonsense!"

"I'll call your Thirteenth Aunt another day, and let you see who is afraid of whom!"

"I asked her to kneel, and she had to kneel for me immediately!"

Zhu Yunxi laughed when he heard Zhu Gui's death-defying words, Zhu Gui felt something was wrong when he saw him laughing like this, then looked around and saw Xu Miaoqing holding a brocade quilt, looking at him with a livid face to myself.

Seeing this situation, Zhu Gui immediately faltered, and hurried forward to take the quilt.

"Miaoqing, don't be angry, I'm just joking with Zhu Yunxi!"

Xu Miao gave him a clean look, then gave him a blessing with a cold face.

"I have met the prince myself!"

"If the lord is missing something here, just tell Brother Jin Yiwei who is guarding the gate, and I will send someone to bring it right away!"

"Miaoqing..."

Zhu Gui called affectionately, but Xu Miaoqing didn't even bother to look at him, and left angrily, shaking his sleeves.

However, after Xu Miaoqing walked to the door, she immediately put on a flattering smile.

"The brothers of Jinyiwei have worked hard. Here are some golden tickets. You can use them to buy wine and eat. It is right to show my sister face."

Several Jin Yiwei were embarrassed to accept the money, but it can be seen that Xu Miaoqing said this, and they were really embarrassed to refuse.

"Wangfei is serious, this is clearly the face of the princess for the inferior rank!"

"Princess, don't worry, there are low-ranking caregivers, and His Royal Highness will not suffer."

Xu Miaoqing nodded in satisfaction when she heard the words, and took out a stack of golden tickets from her sleeve.

"My prince doesn't have any big ambitions. He usually likes to eat and drink. Here is 1 taels of silver. I will store it here first. If he is not used to the food here, I would like to ask a few brothers to trouble you and go to the restaurant in the city. The restaurant helped him book a few tables..."

"okay!"

"Princess, don't worry, this little matter is covered by the humble job!"

After Xu Miaoqing arranged all this, she returned to the palace to settle down the children, and sent invitations to the acquaintances.

Although she doesn't have time to visit the door one by one now, she always has to take care of it in terms of etiquette and say hello in advance.

After Xu Miaoqing finished handling the affairs of the palace, she returned to Xu's mansion the next day, and called her mother and nurse to Miaozhen Palace to visit her third sister.

But when she arrived at Miaozhen Palace, she didn't say anything, just ate and drank with her mother and third sister to reminisce about the old days, never mentioning Zhu Gui's matter.

On the contrary, Xu Miaojin was embarrassed, and she took the initiative to speak.

"Second sister, it's not that my younger sister doesn't help, it's that Yunxi has been worrying too much during this time, and my brother-in-law committed such a serious crime at this juncture..."

The old lady Xie was dumbfounded when she heard these words, she is an old woman who doesn't leave her home, how could she know so many important affairs of the court.

"What's wrong?"

"But His Royal Highness committed a felony?"

When Xu Miaoqing heard this, she thought her mother was worried about herself, but just as she was about to explain a few words, she heard her mother change the subject.

"Will our Xu family be implicated?"

When Xu Miaoqing heard this, her face turned cold and she was full of displeasure.In the eyes of the mother, did she pick it up?
"will not!"

"My rebellion with Zhu Gui won't implicate the Xu family!"

"After all, the Xu family still has a daughter who followed the grandson of the emperor, and the grandson of the emperor will not blame your Xu family for the sake of the third sister!"

Xu Miaoqing bit the word "Xu's family" very hard, and was obviously blown away by her mother's partiality.

When Mrs. Xie saw her second daughter say that, she smiled awkwardly.

"Miaoqing, don't be angry, mother is also concerned about chaos."

"Although you are already married, your honor and disgrace in your husband's family is still closely related to the Xu family. Xu's family is famous, and you are also honored in your husband's family."

"Miaojin, is it difficult for your second sister?"

"If it's not difficult, you can intercede with the emperor's grandson. After all, you are close sisters, and you can help out."

Xu Miaojin nodded and said.

"Mother, don't worry, my daughter will try her best to intercede with her second brother-in-law. It's just that the crime he committed is a bit serious, so I have to wait for Yunxi to calm down before speaking."

After Xu Miaoqing pissed off his old lady, she immediately looked at the third sister with gratitude on her face, and excitedly held the third sister's hand.

"Three sisters..."

"This time, it's the second sister who caused you trouble. Help if you can. If you can't, I won't blame you if you don't help the second sister."

"Second Sister, don't worry, Yunxi and Second Brother-in-law have been close since childhood. Even if Second Brother-in-law commits a serious crime, Yunxi will not be willing to punish him severely, but it is inevitable for Second Brother-in-law to suffer some crimes."

Xu Miaoqing was completely relieved when she heard this, and expressed her position viciously.

"What Zhu Gui did, it is not an exaggeration to kill him, and it is only right for him to suffer some crimes!"

"Tell the emperor grandson that he must be dealt with severely, so that he will never dare to mess around again in the future!"

"Good good..."

When Xu Miaoqing launched a sisterhood to find a relationship for Zhu Gui to get rid of the crime, Zhu Gui was eating and drinking in the high-end suite of Fusi in Beizhen.

A huge round table was placed in the spacious yard, and dozens of dishes were placed on it.

Zhu Gui picked up a soy elbow for a while and gnawed a couple of bites, and picked up a piece of bamboo shoot for a while, and Zhu Yunxi, who was eating prison food beside him, slurped all over the place.

Because he is still single at the moment, no one will give him money in Beizhen Fusi, so he can only eat the prison food delivered by Jin Yiwei every day.

Although his prison food is also very rich, with chicken and fish, but compared with the way a local tyrant like Zhu Gui eats, it is a world of difference.

"Uncle Thirteen, can you finish eating alone?"

"If I can't finish eating, I pour it out and feed it to the dog!"

Zhu Gui is very vindictive, Zhu Yunxi, this bastard deliberately plotted against him and let him offend his wife, this revenge must be avenged!
"Uncle Thirteen, your words are too much!"

"Grandpa Huang said in the 29th edition of Emperor Ming Zu Xun in the [-]th year of Hongwu that every porridge and meal should be thought of hard-won, and every strand of persistent remembrance is hard to come by."

"You are so extravagant and wasteful, but you have violated the ancestral precepts of the emperor!"

As soon as Zhu Gui heard this, he immediately thought of the old man lying unconscious on the bed, and his interest in eating was greatly reduced.

"Is there anyone out there who can breathe?"

"Yes, yes, what orders does His Royal Highness have?"

Zhu Gui waved to the two Jin Yiwei.

"Call a few more brothers over for dinner!"

"There are so many delicious foods, how can we eat them all by ourselves? It's a pity if we can't eat them and waste them."

The two Jin Yiwei secretly swallowed their saliva when they heard the words, but dared not think about it, for fear that Zhu Gui would get them drunk and run away.

Zhu Gui saw the concerns of the two, and curled his lips in disdain.

"This is Beizhen Fusi, and it's not just you two Jinyiwei, you two are afraid that I will run away from here!"

"Furthermore, with such a handsome face as the lonely king, no one in the entire capital knows him. If I can outrun Jinyiwei, can I still outrun the capital?"

When the two of them thought that this was really the case, they immediately sat down shyly without hesitation.

"The thirteenth master said so!"

"Among the princes of the whole dynasty, there is no one as handsome as you!"

"Master Thirteen, I'll let you know the bottom line, as long as you don't go out, you can do whatever you want in this yard!"

While speaking, Yu Dagui, Xiaoqi of Jinyiwei, took out a promotional album of Qinfenglou from his sleeve, on which more than a dozen popular names were drawn.

Zhu Gui's eyes lit up as soon as he saw the album, and he praised in amazement.

"Yo!"

"You can do this business well, have you established a cooperative relationship with Qin Fenglou?"

Yu Dagui smiled shyly.

"Living in the capital is not easy!"

"For those who are old like humble workers, they can't get good jobs, and they can only look after a prison cell. They can only think of crooked ways..."

"But not everyone is treated like this..."

Zhu Gui flipped through and threw the picture album aside. He is not in the mood to find a woman now, and just wants to know the situation of the old man.

"There is no movement in the palace today, right?"

Yu Dagui grabbed a bad duck from Dongfu, and said vaguely while eating.

"What does Master Thirteen want to hear?"

As soon as Zhu Gui heard this, he knew that the palace was fine, otherwise this guy would never have asked such a question.

"never mind!"

"When you hear any movement in the palace, be sure to tell me as soon as possible!"

"Master Thirteen, what exactly do you want to know?"

Zhu Gui was too lazy to explain and said impatiently.

"Eat quickly, you have to work as an errand for dinner!"

"Zhu Yunxi, you're also carrying a job bowl like a doormat, come over and have a bite too!"

Hearing this, Zhu Yunxi happily threw away the big bowl, then ran to the table and picked up his elbow and put it in front of him.

"Thank you Uncle Thirteen!"

Zhu Gui looked at Zhu Yunxi who was devouring, and suddenly felt envious.

After all, he is still a child, no matter what time he only cares about eating!

However, seeing that no one came to visit Zhu Yunxi, Zhu Gui was still a little puzzled.

"Zhu Yunxi, didn't your third brother tell you about your relatives?"

"Which one?"

"It is said that she is the daughter of Shandong's chief envoy?"

"Well... that..."

"I don't think she's too old!"

"old?"

"The girl is only three or two years older than you, why can't you say you are old!"

Zhu Yunxi hummed angrily when he heard the words.

"Uncle Thirteen, you don't know, that girl is not only old, but also nagging all day long!"

"When I was in the Royal Academy, I was always persuading me this and that, making many classmates laugh at me!"

"I was really annoyed. I teased her a few times, and then my third brother felt bad, so he refused this marriage for me."

Zhu Gui immediately became interested when he heard the prank, thinking that when he was in Dabentang, he was the king of pranks!

"Come and tell Uncle Thirteen, how did you play tricks on other girls?"

Zhu Yunxi felt a rare embarrassment when he heard this.

"Actually, I didn't make fun of it..."

"Just throw mice into her dormitory, throw caterpillars into her clothes..."

Zhu Gui said with a look of disgust upon hearing this.

"That's it?"

Hearing the contempt from Zhu Gui, Zhu Yunxi immediately argued unconvinced.

"of course not!"

"I also pushed her down the pond and put her in a tiger cage..."

Zhu Gui opened his mouth wide in surprise when he heard this, and then pushed his elbow away from Zhu Yunxi's face.

"You'd better eat your prison meal, your Thirteenth Uncle's meal will not be eaten by scum!"

(End of this chapter)

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