Mixed with salted fish in Hongwudang

Chapter 73 This is to ask us for an explanation!

Outside the Qianqing Palace.

Qin Wang Zhu Shuang led a group of younger brothers and stood respectfully outside the hall, waiting for his father to be summoned.

However, after waiting for a long time, the emperor didn't see his father calling them, instead he heard roars coming from the hall.

It wasn't until Qin Deshun from the imperial prison came out that King Qin found a person to question him.

"Eunuch Qin, what's wrong with Father, who are you losing your temper with?"

Qin Deshun hesitated slightly when he heard the words and said.

"Hey...Your Majesty is beating your grandson..."

All the vassal kings were dumbfounded when they heard this answer, only Jin Wang Zhu Bing relaxed his frown and heaved a sigh of relief.

Since the father is still willing to beat the grandson, it proves that the grandson's crime is not serious, at least it is within the range that the father can tolerate.

But, didn't this grandson just get beaten yesterday, why did he cause trouble again today?

Thinking of this, Zhu Fan also pulled Eunuch Qin aside, and stuffed a piece of silver into his sleeve.

"Eunuch Qin, can you tell me what happened to Zhu Yunxi?"

When Qin Deshun heard the words, a look of embarrassment immediately appeared on his face.

"Your Highness, it's not that the old slave is relying on the old to sell the old, but His Majesty will not let you talk about it. If the old slave leaks it, he might lose his head!"

When Zhu Yan heard this, he didn't dare to ask any more questions. In the palace, money can be used for magic, but it can't buy one's life, especially the life of such a treacherous and cunning person.

"That's my king's recklessness."

How can Qin Deshun take other people's money for nothing? Isn't that just throwing his own brand?

"His Royal Highness King Jin, although this old servant cannot tell you what His Royal Highness the Third Emperor's grandson has committed, he can remind you."

"If someone else committed the crime, he would definitely be punished by the Nine Clans!"

"What!"

Zhu Fen was an idiot on the spot when he heard this, did this grandson poke a hole in the sky?

After Qin Deshun said this, he hurried towards the Tai Hospital.

Erhu reminded me of this, the emperor will definitely be furious with Longyan today, so hurry up and call the imperial doctor over to prepare!
Inside the Qianqing Palace.

Lao Zhu took the whip from the young eunuch, and walked inside with a grinning face.

In the inner room of Qianqing Palace, Zhu Yunxi was being pressed on a chair by Erhu with his hands cut behind his back.

When Zhu Yunxi heard Lao Zhu's hideous laughter, his heart trembled.Hearing the sound of Lao Zhu slapping the whip again, both legs trembled in spite of themselves.

This old man's beating is really dark. I made such a big mistake again today, so I can't be beaten to death by him, right?
As soon as Zhu Yunxi thought of this, he hurriedly fought for a chance to commute his sentence.

"Grandpa Huang, don't do anything, listen to me first!"

"Humph!"

"What else can you say, you rebellious grandson?"

"Grandfather, the reason why grandson did this is entirely for your own good!"

Hearing this, Lao Zhu's face flashed a stern look, and he said with a strange smile.

"Hey!"

"Is it a coincidence, you say?

"The reason why we want to beat you is also for your own good!"

Seeing that the emperor was approaching aggressively, Erhu immediately bit the bullet and persuaded him.

"My lord, Your Highness the Third Emperor, yesterday I just received a Jinyiwei board, and I still have injuries on my buttocks!"

"If you don't believe me, look at..."

Erhu said while tearing off Zhu Yunxie's pants.However, he only took one look, and the two tiger eyes went numb.

hurt?

Yesterday Jin Yiwei was uncharacteristically, he was top-heavy.

Although there are only a few boards, but the strength of the usual last board is all hit in front.

It stands to reason that the grandson's buttocks are at least swollen right now!

Why did the grandson's butt heal after only one night?

This recovery speed is too fast, is it possible that this grandson's butt was born specifically for being beaten?

Lao Zhu couldn't help looking at Nisun's buttocks, he saw that it was white and tender, and it didn't look like it had been beaten at all.

"Er Hu, you Jin Yiwei are too presumptuous, you even dare to perfunctory our orders!"

As soon as Erhu heard this, he broke down in a cold sweat on the spot.

"My lord, please listen to the humble officer's explanation. We were beaten really hard yesterday. If you don't believe me, go to see the other prince's ass, it must be swollen..."

Old Zhu said with a sinister smile when he heard the words.

"Others must be swollen, but did you release this grandson?"

"How many boards did we punish this grandson yesterday?"

"Reporting to the emperor, your order at that time was thirty boards!"

"Humph!"

"Since you two tigers are so good at being a man, then the grandson rewarded you with yesterday's board!"

"Remember, you have to beat hard. After the beating, we will have the Tai Hospital do an injury check!"

Erhu drooped his head immediately when he heard the words, he was unlucky too, so he had nothing to ask for favors for the grandson.

Now that I didn't ask for it, I actually got [-] boards...

"promise!"

"Please rest assured, the emperor, I will never dare to lie in a humble position!"

After Lao Zhu dealt with the two tigers, he immediately whipped the whip twice again, making a crisp "crack" sound in the air.

"Xiao Nisun, are you ready? We're going to drive..."

When Lao Zhu said this, he suddenly threw out his whip and hit Zhu Yunxie's delicate buttocks heavily.

This sudden side directly broke Zhu Yunxi's defense.

First, he started before he finished speaking, which caught him off guard.

Secondly, this thing hurts too much, more painful than Jin Yiwei's board, so painful that he burst into tears on the spot.

"Grandpa Huang, I really do it for your own good. A cruel man like Qin Shihuang was buried with terracotta warriors. Your boss can't even be inferior to Qin Shihuang!"

Old Zhu was slightly taken aback when he heard this, and then asked.

"What terracotta warriors?"

Zhu Yunxi immediately came to his senses when he heard the words. Now that thing has not been dug out, where did Lao Zhu know that there is such a thing as Terracotta Warriors and Horses!
"Grandfather, this is true!"

"Isn't my second uncle in Xi'an? You ask him to send someone to a place called Lintong, and ask the local farmers to dig a few feet into the ground to see it!"

Seeing that the grandson had even made up nonsense in order not to be beaten, Lao Zhu's face became even more gloomy.

"Shut up for us!"

After Lao Zhu finished speaking, he flicked his whip again and hit someone on the buttocks, causing someone to scream "Aw".

"Grandpa, wait a minute, I have something to say..."

"Even if you don't believe in terracotta warriors and horses, there is a saying that you have heard. The son said that the one who created the terracotta warriors has no descendants..."

"The ancients in the Spring and Autumn Period thought it was too cruel to use human sacrifice. Why don't you feel ashamed of it, but proud of it, woo woo woo..."

Old Zhu was stunned again when he heard this sentence, and then asked.

"Isn't this Mencius?"

"Qi Tai even Mencius taught you?"

When Zhu Yunxi heard this, he thought in his heart that it was terrible. He hadn't finished studying the Analects of Confucius, so how could he know the words of Mencius?
"Grandpa Huang, this is what my grandson overheard while listening to other uncles recite their homework!"

When Lao Zhu heard this, he directly gave the grandson Sanlian, and with the three crisp sounds of "cracking", Zhu Yunxi was almost beaten out of his body.

"Grandfather, why did you hit me again, woo woo woo..."

Old Zhu snorted coldly.

"Xiao Nisun, there is one thing you don't know, right?"

"We think that Mencius has no king and no father. I have told the gentlemen of Dabentang long ago that the princes are not allowed to teach them to read Mencius before they reach adulthood!"

"How dare you fool us, saying that you heard other uncles recite it, are you treating us like a foolish old man?"

"what?"

Zhu Yunxi was dumbfounded when he heard this. He cheated by using the dream trick, did he accidentally learn too much?

Lao Zhu picked up his whip again and whipped it over.

"What did we tell you last time?"

"We hate others to lie to us the most in our life. Did you secretly recite Mencius yourself, and then pretend to be stupid with us?"

"Let me tell you, this is the crime of deceiving the emperor!"

"The crime of falsely preaching the imperial decree and deceiving the emperor, you rebellious grandson, tell yourself, should you be beaten?"

When Zhu Yunxi heard this familiar line, his scalp went numb.

What do you mean, did you suffer for nothing just now?

Do you have to wait for yourself to say that you should fight before it is officially started?
In order to prevent Lao Zhu's foreplay from being too long, Zhu Yunxie hurriedly shouted.

"It's time to fight!"

"Grandson should be beaten, so hurry up!"

Sure enough, after he shouted this sentence, Lao Zhu also said that classic line.

"Since you said it's time to fight, let's start!"

Seeing that he couldn't escape the beating today, Zhu Yunxi simply put his heart on the line and said boldly.

"Grandfather, I admit it!"

"You always hit me casually, as long as you can't kill me, three days later I, Zhu Yunxi, will be a lively hero again!"

Old Zhu was originally in a rage, but when he heard the grandson say that, he couldn't help saying hello.

"Good grandson, you are courageous. Sure enough, we saw you right!"

"If you can resist these two hundred lashes, we will expose today's matter!"

Originally, Zhu Yunxi was biting his sleeves, trying to pretend to be a hero.But when he heard two hundred whips suddenly, he was almost scared to pee.

It was only a few whips in total just now, and it already hurt him so much.

If he really received two hundred lashes today, even if he didn't die, he would have to lose his skin, right?

"Grandfather, let's have a discussion, can we wipe it off?"

"Isn't two hundred an integer? Where can I get a fraction?"

"What my grandson means is that if you erase a zero, you will receive twenty lashes..."

The crisp sound of "Pa!" was Lao Zhu's response to Zhu Yunxie.

With the sound of the whip, there was a sound of howling ghosts and howling wolves in Qianqing palace.

"Clap clap clap..."

"Do you know what's wrong?"

"I know I'm wrong, woo woo woo..."

"Dare to pass the imperial decree at such a young age, when you are a few years older, why don't you give us a Xuanwumen change and throw us into the harem for retirement?"

"Clap clap clap..."

"Wow wow wow wow..."

Just when Lao Zhu was playing lively, the young eunuch's weak voice suddenly came from outside the door.

"Your Majesty, the Crown Princess leads a group of women from the Prince's Mansion to thank His Majesty for His grace!"

Originally, Lao Zhu had been beaten with dozens of whips, but most of his anger had disappeared.Hearing this now, the fire in his heart rose again, and he immediately gave him another three consecutive blows.

"You still have the face to cry?"

"You have caused such a big disaster, we can't beat you to death!"

"Er Hu, hold him down for us, after we finish wiping his ass, come back and beat him!"

Lao Zhu put down the cruel words, and immediately walked out angrily, cursing and swearing as he walked.

"Thank you?"

"Hmph, that's a nice way to say it!"

"This is not here to thank you, it is clearly here to force the palace, to ask us for an explanation!"

(End of this chapter)