Sword of the Red Chamber from Heaven

Chapter 164 The dog-father-in-law was summoned by Emperor Mingkang

Rongguo Mansion, in a warm pavilion in the west courtyard.

Daiyu was unpacking her own box, she put the handkerchief in her hand aside, her mouth was pursed together, her eyebrows were slightly frowned, there was a trace of expectation in her affectionate eyes, but she was still complaining about something in her heart What a villain, thinking of this way out of thin air made her nervous too.

Just as the red rope was pulled away, the boys outside the door shouted: "Uncle Jia Jun is here!"

Hearing this, the people in the room couldn't help but spread out from the table, stood up and looked towards the door. After a while, they saw a brother in a scarlet robe walking in. It wasn't Jia Jun, it was someone else. .

Everyone saluted one after another, Jia Jun smiled and waved his hand, indicating that there is no need to do so.

"How is it? Is everything dismantled? Is everything I prepared satisfactory?"

After Jia Guan came to the room, he scanned around first, and saw that everyone was there, so he asked again with a smile.

Hearing what Jia Gong said, everyone seemed to have opened up the chatter box, and you started talking one after another, and Xichun even ran over and called out sweetly, "Brother~"

Seeing Xiao Xichun, Jia Jun asked with a smile: "You are in good health. I wanted to visit you in Japan a few days ago, but I didn't find time to come~"

Xichun didn't twitch, and nodded, "It's great! This time, Sister Lin and the others are organizing a poetry meeting. I'm free, so I'm here!"

Jia Jun tapped Xichun's forehead lightly, and said with a smile: "It's really good to go out for a walk when you have nothing to do! When the weather is warmer, you can also go to my place to play~"

Xichun frowned, and nodded with a smile.

Then Jia Guan saw an unopened box in front of Daiyu, and asked again, "Has sister Lin not opened it yet?"

Daiyu rolled her eyes, and said softly: "Brother Gong came just in time, I was just about to dismantle it! Brother came here~"

Seeing Daiyu's small appearance, Sister Feng didn't hold back, and burst out laughing. She wondered before that she felt that Daiyu and Baoyu had separated a lot, so it turned out that the problem came here.

Seeing Sister Feng smiling, everyone couldn't help but look over. Sister Feng's heart turned and she said with a smile: "It's nothing, I just remembered a joke! I couldn't hold it back for a while, I made everyone laugh~"

Baoyu was a little surprised when he heard this. What kind of allusion is this? Why hasn't he heard of it?

"Second sister-in-law, tell me??"

The others were also moved. They have been in the back house all year round, and they don't have any entertainment. They just gather together to make some jokes. Sister Feng is a good player among them. Most of her jokes here are very interesting. .

So Xiangyun said again: "Sister-in-law Feng, hurry up and tell me, what allusion did you remember again!!"

In this haste, although Wang Xifeng is a good person, she couldn't think of any good jokes, so she had to say, "That joke is a bit vulgar, and I'm afraid it will be insulting if I say it. Brother Gong is a master, so I'm afraid he will make a joke if I tell it." what~"

Seeing that Wang Xifeng turned the conversation on himself, Jia Gong said with a smile, "It's just a joke, it's fine for everyone~"

After hearing what Jia Jun said, everyone couldn't help urging Sister Feng to tell that joke. After all this tugging, Sister Feng really thought of one.

So Wang Xifeng cleared her throat, and said with a smile on the corner of her mouth: "That's what I said in advance, you can't annoy me, I haven't read the book, and the only jokes I can say are those that are not elegant. words~"

When the girls heard this, they didn't take it seriously, and nodded with a smile. Although Sister Feng has never read a book, she speaks very artistically, not worse than those who have read books in the back house, and even a lot better. !

Then Wang Xifeng said: "It is said that this is a couple. I went back to my mother's house one day and saw my father-in-law and mother-in-law. The two elders were happy, so they kept their daughter and son-in-law for a meal. It's just that when the couple returned home, the son-in-law's expression was not very good. Well, with a preoccupied look, the lady asked, 'It was fine when I came here, how did it become like this after a meal!!' Guess what the husband said?"

Sister Feng spoke very well, but with just a few words, she attracted everyone's attention.

Xiang Yun couldn't help but said: "Could it be a slip of the tongue after drinking and complaining to my father-in-law~"

Baoyu also answered, "No, I guess it's because the old man saw that his daughter was not good looking, so he scolded the husband, why is it so hard to give birth on weekdays, and she has become like this~"

Xichun thought for a while, but didn't come up with a reason. She just looked back at Jia Jun and shook his arm. Jia Jun also shook his head. This kind of joke should be unexpected, otherwise it wouldn't be taken as a joke. It's a joke.

Wang Xifeng didn't hang on, and continued: "That's what the husband said, 'I may have offended my father-in-law when I was eating at noon. What's going on?" The husband said: "It's a coincidence that I choked on the delicious rice made by my mother-in-law when I was eating today. At that time, he still said an idiom to his father-in-law. It was the dog who relied on others, but he only said the first three words." , the last one was blocked in the throat by the rice, of course the father-in-law was not happy, so he asked: "Are you talking about me?" Out of the last word!"

Hearing this, the quick reaction has already come to the fore, and he couldn't help laughing, but Baoyu was a little puzzled, and he didn't want to understand it. Xiangyun on the side explained to Baoyu: "Love brother, what are the first three words of the dog's power? ?”

Baoyu took advantage of the situation and said, "A dog fights a man!"

Then he realized something was wrong, and repeated the change again, "A dog fights a man, a dog's father-in-law~~"

Seeing that Baoyu understood, Xiangyun said again: "What is the last word of the dog's power?"

Baoyu took advantage of the situation and replied: "That is naturally "potential"!"

"Potential" is the same as "is".

Thinking of this, Baoyu couldn't help laughing, and said to herself, Sister Feng is really a narrow-minded ghost, and she can even think of such a joke.

Daiyu on the side laughed, and looked at Jia Jun again, only to find that he was looking at herself. Remembering that Jia Jun and her had said before that the engagement was between others and herself, she blushed involuntarily for a moment, and hurriedly put the He looked away, dodged, and didn't dare to look again.

After everyone laughed, Daiyu opened the box again. Inside the blue box was a writing brush, but this writing brush was different from ordinary writing brushes. Small and exquisite, the nib is bright yellow and shiny, the waist is thick and the root is slightly thinner, but it is a Langhao pen.

Daiyu has been enlightened since she was a child, and knows that there are many categories of brushes, such as wolf hair, sheep hair, etc., but this one in her hand is the best one she has ever seen. Compared with the hairpin ring, this gift It's more to her liking.

After receiving the gift, Daiyu got up and came over to thank Jia Gong.

Everyone was surprised when they saw this brush. To be honest, they didn't expect a brush to be so beautiful and delicate. Daiyu held it in her hand, but it added three points of immortality, and it was even more vivid. .

After that, Xichun opened a pair of earrings, drop-shaped earrings, which can reflect colorful light in the sun. The most amazing thing is that there are two small characters in the pendant, one is peace and the other is joy. Xichun is also full of joy .

Baoyu opened a jade fracture fan with pictures of beauties on it. Naturally, he couldn't help but thanked him repeatedly.

Later, Tanchun, the two sisters Yingchun, Tanchun opened the inkstone, the end of the inkstone was made of stone, purple, and shaped according to the material.The inkstone hall is cut into a melon, and the fat leaves cover the edge of the inkstone, and there are moth marks on the leaves.An inkstone pool is carved out of the melon pedicle.The inscription on the back of the inkstone in seal script reads "Wei Bi Melon, with continuous chants and deep roots, in the year of Wansi", and the inscribed regular script "Wan Si Tongming" at the end. Just looking at its shape, you can tell that it is of great value.

Yingchun, on the other hand, got two solitary chess books, and she was also secretly happy. This kind of thing is a treasure that is hard to find for anyone who loves to play chess. She loves to ponder these things since she was a child. She likes this gift so much But that's all.

Then the two came over to thank each other.

After that, Li Wan got the red gold agate bracelet, and was envied by everyone. The girl's family has no resistance to this extremely exquisite thing.

In the end, a dark box was left for Sister Feng, and Sister Feng didn't dislike it. After going through the previous ones, everyone already knew that the things in this box were not ordinary goods, and they were full of expectations for the last box.

"Today, I also followed the girls to be honored by Master Hou, so here I will thank Master Hou~"

After bringing the box over, Sister Feng didn't open it directly, but went to Jia Gong's place to thank her first, and the people on the side couldn't help joking with her: "Second sister-in-law still knows this reason, if you get a good thing, you still have to invite it." Let's make a seat~"

Sister Feng rolled her eyes, and replied with a smile: "Sure, don't ask you not to come when the time comes, it's in vain that all the good wine and food on my table went into my shabby settled stomach~"

Hearing this, everyone laughed again.

Then Sister Feng began to unpack the box. This was the last one, and everyone couldn't help looking at it. After Sister Feng opened the box, she found that there was nothing in the box except a piece of paper. Master Hou made a mistake?

But when she thought about it again, she suddenly had a guess in her mind about the thing that Jia Lan took at the beginning. She took the small piece of paper in her hand, turned it over, and her eyes lit up. It is a bank note.

When she looked carefully at the denomination on it again, her heart trembled, she couldn't help but be overjoyed, her mouth was almost pulled to the base of her ears, and she was about to stuff it into her sleeves!

Looking at everyone's gaze, she pretended to be calm, "It's nothing, it's just a five hundred taels of silver ticket~"

Everyone was taken aback when they heard this. They didn't doubt that this thing had appeared once before, but Daiyu and Baochai at the side glanced at Sister Feng. Five hundred taels of silver, she shouldn't be happy like that, but what Daiyu noticed was the smile on the corner of Jia Jun's mouth, guessing that the silver note might not be five hundred taels.

Daiyu thought for a while, and then said: "Second sister-in-law won't play tricks, right! We all have seen Lan'er's bank note, but we haven't seen yours yet!"

When everyone heard this, they were stunned again, Daiyu obviously had something to say, and they also became suspicious. Could it be that Sister Feng's banknote is something tricky?

At this moment, Xichun also came over to disrupt the situation, "Second sister-in-law is usually a person who is used to big storms, how could she be successful just because of five hundred taels!"

Hearing this, the others became even more suspicious. Standing beside Sister Feng, Li Wan secretly glanced at her, was taken aback for a moment, and then said with a smile, "No wonder, Miss Cailuan said that there was a big prize before, but I didn't expect to be picked up by this girl." The ones who picked up the leaks were picked up! Now they are still hiding, so hurry up and recruit them for the truth~"

Listening to Li Wan's words behind her, Sister Feng knew that she must have seen the bank note, so she couldn't help but give her a blank look, "Sister-in-law, there are two of you in your family! I got the silver and the bracelet, and don't let me save some private money~ "

Li Wan's ears turned red when he heard the words, and he said with a smile: "That shouldn't be the case, you've seen all of our stuff, and when it's your turn, you still hide it, and want to sneak away after winning the grand prize, I can't let you go~"

After hearing the grand prize twice, Sister Feng knew that the matter could not be concealed, so she simply took out the silver ticket and only held it in her hand, and showed it to her aunts and brothers. If you win the prize, you still have to run.

Why do you say, there are three large characters on that bank note, "two thousand taels", no wonder Sister Feng succeeded like that.

Her job of making money from money was only three hundred taels a month, but now she just opened a box and got two thousand taels of silver, which might be worth half a year's harvest!How could she not be happy?
"Thank you Lord Hou for the reward~"

Finally, Sister Feng twisted her waist, came to Jia Gong again, and said jokingly.

Everyone laughed again when they saw it. How could Sister Feng, who is usually mighty and extraordinary, have such a young daughter to act like this.

Looking at the fairy concubine with peach blossoms in his eyes, Jia Jun felt a little strange. He never thought that Sister Feng would be like this. The tougher this person is, the more he wants to kill people. It’s strange that Brother Monkey was plotted by her to kill him. .

At this moment, the door was knocked suddenly, and a hasty voice came over.

"Lord Hou! The emperor has issued a summons, and immediately enter the palace to see you~"

(End of this chapter)