At the beginning, you fooled the school flower, and ended up with two babies?

Chapter 390 Old Hu, a bachelor, customs and customs

Sitting on the old shuttle bus, Lin Xinyue stretched out her hands like a child and pointed at the surrounding equipment and buildings.

Her eyes were full of novelty light about everything around her, just like a newborn baby just came into this world.

"The traditional characters are used here? Even the landmarks are marked in English."

"Are those people from Tianzhu? Why do we see so many Tianzhu people along the way? There are many people from other countries!"

Seeing all kinds of foreigners coming and going around, Lin Xinyue asked while tugging at Gu Yu's arm.

"Maybe it's because this is a port? There are many foreign businessmen who come here to trade?"

Gu Yu didn't know exactly what was going on, so he could only express his own guesses.

The old man who was holding the steering wheel glanced at the two of them: "It's not just the port... Xiangjiang used to be a colony of Great Britain. Although it was liberated later, there are still many foreign banks here."

"Especially Tianzhu Silver, when you go to Mong Kok, Tsim Sha Tsui, you can see it everywhere! They open shops here to sell things and make a living. It's very casual!"

"If you come across a shop opened by people from Tianzhu, especially a shop with flower baskets at the door, don't touch it with your hands, otherwise they will definitely have a big fight with you!"

"Especially don't use your left hand to give or borrow things from them. The silver family will think that you are insulting them. For them, the left hand is dirty and cheap!"

"From my point of view, this is really a quirk. If you don't like your left hand, why don't you cut it off?"

Old Hu would either keep silent, and once he spoke, Gu Yu and the others would not be able to get in his mouth at all.

The thin lips that were yellowed by cigarette smoke could chatter non-stop.

But Gu Yu is also happy, listening to Lao Hu's speech, he can know a lot of customs and taboos here.

For example, you can't use your left hand when communicating with Tianzhu people. If you didn't listen to Lao Hu, he would never know.

But when he heard Lao Hu's last words, he was still a little ashamed...

Although what you say is very reasonable, it is a habit of others after all, so you should respect it a little bit.

"Then is there anything you can't mention when chatting with Tianzhu people?"

Gu Yu then asked.

Old Hu pursed his lips, and then reached out his hand to feel in the inside pocket of his coat, but he didn't find anything.

Seeing his appearance, Gu Yu knew that he was looking for cigarettes.

Gu Yu also touched his pocket, but soon realized that he didn't have that kind of thing, so he had to put his hand back again, intertwined with no place to put it.

The peripheral vision of Lao Hu's eyes kept gliding to and fro in his hand, seeing that he didn't have any cigarettes either, so he had no choice but to give up.

It's just that his tone of chatting this time has obviously become impatient:

"Phuket Island, what do you usually talk about when you chat with strangers, and you don't look like you have children."

"Aren't you two married?"

Lao Hu asked Gu Yu and Lin Xinyue about their marital status.

Gu Yu smiled slightly, and stretched out his hand to hold Lin Xinyue's hand: "Hurry up, we'll get married when we return from this journey."

Lin Xinyue's face turned red, her heart was pounding with happiness.

Although the two of them were basically engaged, but Gu Yu's straightforward statement in front of outsiders still made her feel a little excited.

"You're so young? You're going to get married soon? I envy you guys, unlike uh, a bachelor in sixty."

Lao Hu was a little surprised, and then smiled self-deprecatingly, but when he spoke, he didn't hear the slightest regret in his tone.

"Hey, when chatting with Tianzhu people, you must not talk about their wives and children. They like to brag about how rich their country is and how profound their culture is."

"But every time I tell them about our thousands of years of Chinese culture, they don't want to talk to me, it's just pretending."

Lao Hu's topic turned to the question just now, and his tone was full of disdain for the Tianzhu people.

In his opinion, Tianzhu people are a group of people who like to pretend to be aggressive, but they are not that aggressive, and they insist on pretending.

I don't know why, but Gu Yu always felt that in what Lao Hu said, he seemed to have some resentment towards the Tianzhu people.

"Understood, thank you." Gu Yu didn't think about it, but just thanked you.

"You all got off that big Red Cross boat, right? You're all from Jiewa. You're so young, you're bound to do great things in the future."

Caught off guard, Lao Hu suddenly praised the two of them again.

Gu Yu didn't expect Lao Hu's thinking to be so detached, he couldn't keep up with the topic, so he could only keep smiling and nodding.

"But no matter how powerful you are, remember to pack a pack of cigarettes in your pocket when you go out. It looks like a student at first glance. It's easy to be slaughtered!"

In the end, before he could boast a few words, Lao Hu exposed his true intentions.

He was complaining that Gu Yu didn't have a cigarette on him.

Gu Yu doesn't smoke, so he can't bring it on his body, but what Lao Hu said reminded him that even if he doesn't smoke, sometimes it is useful to have a pack.

For example, at this time, Lao Hu is obviously a smoker. If there is smoke, more words can be drawn from his mouth.

Gu Yu smiled apologetically: "Sorry, I don't smoke."

Then he took out his wallet from his pocket, took out two red bills and planned to stuff them into Lao Hu's pocket.

No cigarettes, but he has money.

The same goes for giving old Houthi money to buy cigarettes.

"Hey, what kind of horse are you? I'm just smoking a cigarette. How much money do you give me? It's enough to find a wife to have a good time!"

With one hand, Lao Hu pretended to be shy and shoved, but with the other hand, he unceremoniously dragged the two hundred-yuan bills that Gu Yu handed over into his pocket.

Gu Yu: "..."

Isn't this bachelor old man really interesting?
Saying no, but wishing to take out two more one-hundred sheets from his pocket?
However, he could also see that Lao Hu's life should be quite tight, otherwise he wouldn't be guarding the container house at the port and doing this kind of ferry operation.

Being driven by others is uncomfortable no matter what.

He put his hand into his pocket, intending to give Lao Hu two more one-hundred-dollar bills, but what Lao Hu said in the next second made him wish he could take back the 200 yuan he had just sent out.

"Hey, what's the use of having money? I'm so old, and I don't even want to find a young and beautiful woman. You are in Phuket Island, and you have more than a dozen houses! You are exhausted by collecting rent! You need to have a lady boss That's good!"

Lao Hu suddenly looked very emotional.

Gu Yu felt that he was stuttering: "How many... how many houses?"

Lao Hu smiled proudly: "It's not a condom! It's a building! One building! Sixty units in one building! There are more than a dozen buildings."

Gu Yu: "..."

Lin Xinyue: "..."

"Old Hu, let's discuss something." Gu Yu's expression suddenly became serious.

Lao Hu looked at him suspiciously from the rearview mirror: "Huh?"

"Can you give me back the two hundred just now?" Gu Yu felt like he was about to cry.

This old man owns more than a dozen buildings?Want his 200 yuan?
And what exactly was he impressing himself just now!Do you still think this old man is poor?

He suddenly felt that he was a clown. Lao Hu's net worth was at least hundreds of millions, right?I was still sympathizing with him just now! ?
Gu Yu now just wants to slap his own ears and tell himself what it means to be ugly.

"Impossible! You can't even give it away! There's no reason to get fat from the poured water!" Lao Hu covered his pocket with his right hand, as if he was afraid that Gu Yu would take the money back from his pocket .

Gu Yu's eyes were red: "That's my 200 yuan..."

Lao Hu shook his head: "nonono, now it's um."

"Puff——hahahahaha..." Lin Xinyue, who was on the side, looked at Gu Yu who looked so wronged, and couldn't help but burst out laughing.

This is too funny.

Because of sympathy, Gu Yu, who took out 200 yuan to buy cigarettes for the billionaire Lao Hu, seemed like a big wronged person at the moment.

"It's day, I only have one thousand in my wallet, and I gave you back two hundred!" Gu Yu took out his wallet and counted the banknotes inside.

Because of the sudden departure, he didn't bring much cash with him.

Putting 1000 yuan in the bag itself is a spare.

"You still want to give me money? It doesn't matter if you don't have cash! You can use the POS machine in the intermediary!"

When Lao Hu saw Gu Yu counting the money, his eyes lit up, and he reached out and took out a scratched POS machine from under the car seat.

Gu Yu immediately shouted: "Get out of the car! I want to get out of the car!"

He was afraid that if he rode in Lao Hu's car again, he would lose his heart.

"It's almost here, you must get off the bus! Well, let's send you out! I don't have a Hong Kong, Macau and Taiwan permit after seeing your appearance."

Old Hu glanced sideways at the screaming Gu Yu, then twisted the accelerator and drove quickly towards the port checkpoint.

"Fuck, you don't want to punch the card, do you?"

Gu Yu was startled. This is what Lao Hu said to take him out?
"Crackling——" Fortunately, his worry was unnecessary.

Lao Hu slammed on the brakes less than ten meters before the checkpoint, and then drifted, and the shuttle bus stopped in front of the inspector.

Then, something that almost caused Gu Yu to have a cerebral hemorrhage happened.

Lao Hu got out of the car, reached out and took out a pack of cigarettes from his left trouser pocket, and then took out a pack of cigarettes and handed it to the inspector.

The inspector was obviously an acquaintance with Lao Hu, and he quickly waved his hand: "Smoking is not allowed at work."

Then the inspector's eyes fell on Gu Yu and Lin Xinyue.

But Gu Yu ignored the inspector's gaze, and stared blankly at the red cigarette case in Lao Hu's hand: "Old man... what the hell are you, don't you have cigarettes?"

The old man!I have been teasing him from beginning to end! ?
But Lao Hu shrugged, put the pack of cigarettes back into his pocket, pointed at the inspector and said with an innocent face: "I smoked it for him! Ten yuan Tefu, it's too cheap, I won't smoke it. "

Gu Yu: "..."

inspector:"……"

This old man is simply too annoying!
No wonder you've been single all your life!

Gu Yu was so angry that his teeth itched, he was more angry with Lao Hu for teasing him than losing 200 yuan.

"Both, please show your Hong Kong, Macau and Taiwan communication certificates."

The inspector was obviously used to Lao Hu's behavior, he walked towards Gu Yu, and asked with a salute.

Gu Yu and Lin Xinyue looked at Lao Hu in bewilderment.

Didn't Lao Hu say to take them out of customs?
But at this time, Lao Hu acted like a normal person, buckling the stones embedded in the bottom of his shoes.

The inspector frowned slightly, and he himself began to wonder if the two people in front of him had smuggled here.

"Both, please show your pass!" The inspector repeated again, this time with a much louder voice than before.

Even the other staff members behind him, as well as the coordinators in police uniforms, noticed this side and walked slowly towards this side.

"Hey, what are you two doing blankly? Didn't Yang Hua write you a pass when you disembarked?"

At this moment, Lao Hu finally buckled the pebbles stuck under the slippers, and felt the tense atmosphere as soon as he looked up.

"Oh!" Gu Yu remembered that when he got off the Ark, Yang Hua had signed a paper slip with an official seal.

He took it out of the liner pocket and handed it to the inspector: "Is this it?"

He was a little nervous, because what the inspector said was Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan travel permits, and this is the personnel travel permit for the Ark.

The inspector took the slip of paper and unfolded it carefully. As soon as he saw the red official seal in the corner of the slip of paper, his expression suddenly became serious.

The travel permit was fully unfolded, and on it was the certificate written by Yang Hua, as well as his autograph.

But in the eyes of inspectors, they only recognize the official seal.

The shield-shaped red cross official seal of the Ark is very eye-catching, and it can be seen at a glance that it is genuine.

Not to mention that he has seen this paper and signature several times, and the higher-ups have also said hello. When encountering this kind of travel permit, don't ask anything, just let it go.

And if the other party has a request, be sure to respond!
"After the inspection, please put it away! Welcome to Xiangjiang City! I wish you a pleasant journey!"

The inspector put his legs together and saluted Gu Yu and Lin Xinyue again, his attitude was more serious than before, and his tone was a little more serious and respectful.

"Okay, thank you." Gu Yu took back the travel card and carefully put it in the middle of the wallet.

His expression was a little surprised, not because of the inspector's change of attitude, but because Lao Hu knew Captain Yang and could call him by his first name.

It seems that when Lao Hu was young, it was not easy...

As soon as he had such a thought in his heart, Gu Yu really wanted to slap himself.

What the hell, people with more than a dozen buildings in Xiangjiang, can it be simple?

"Have you checked? You can go out directly. When you go out, turn left to take a bus or taxi, and turn right to take the subway. You can go to Mong Kok and Tsim Sha Tsui."

Lao Hu stomped his feet, half of his body was already straddling the ferry, apparently ready to leave.

"Okay, thank you." Gu Yu nodded, firmly remembering what Old Hu said.

Lin Xinyue kept recording with her mobile phone, constantly optimizing and adjusting her strategies.

The ferry started again, and Lao Hu turned his head and said: "Don't exchange Xiangjiang currency at the money changers at the gates on both sides! The exchange rate is not worth it, you can go to a shop called Laobingga Exchange on the left side of New Century Square to exchange Xiangjiang currency. Coins, report my name Fu Jun, it will be a lot of money!"

"Okok! You go away!" Gu Yu kept turning his head, urging Lao Hu to leave quickly, he really didn't want to see this bad old man again.

Wait, Fujun! ?What the hell, it's not Lao Hu, it's Lao Fu! ?
It was only then that Gu Yu realized that what he had always thought of as Lao Hu turned out to be a problem with his accent...

But the old man had already fled away.

"Grandpa Fu is still very nice..." Lin Xinyue said with a smile as she watched the shuttle bus getting further and further away.

Gu Yu nodded slightly, indeed.

In fact, Lao Fu teased him along the way, probably to enliven the atmosphere.

"Let's go, I'm in a hurry today!"

He quickly pulled Lin Xinyue's hand out of the gate.

As for the ferry car, Lao Fu touched his pocket with a proud face: "Usually, I only pay [-] for a ferry, but this time I gave it [-]! Sure enough, it is a foreign banker who is easy to kill!"

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(End of this chapter)