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Chapter 159 Jiao Ting Throws Li Kui

"It hurts me to death!"

Li Kui, who was lying on the ground, rubbed his stomach and yelled in pain. Hearing the loud voice, he knew that he would not die.

"Sure enough, he's an experienced fighter. Come on, let's fight again!"

Lu Zhishen became interested in this hero boxing, it was rare for someone to withstand his punch, and he was going to play with Li Kui.

"Don't fight! Don't fight! You monk is amazing! I won't fight!"

Li Kui quickly got up from the ground, and waved his hands to stop hitting him. The punch just now almost blinded him. Now his stomach still hurts. If he hits again, he will be beaten to death by the monk.

"If you can take a punch from Sajia without getting hurt, you are considered a character!"

Lu Zhi looked at Li Kui with a deep smile, he knew best about his punch just now, few people in the world could resist a punch with all his strength, and seeing Li Kui's lively appearance, it seemed that there was nothing wrong with it.

"Who are you big monk, how can you have such powerful fists!"

Li Kui rubbed his sore stomach and looked at Lu Zhishen and asked, since he was young, he liked to be brave and fierce. Fighting and being beaten were commonplace, and he had never seen such a ruthless fist.

"Sajia Lu Zhishen, now Liang Shanbo is in the second place!"

Lu Zhi smiled deeply and reported his family name.

"Second place? Then I won't be wronged. First I lost the big brother Sun Lei, and then I lost the second big brother. Then I will take the third place!"

Li Kui laughed again after hearing this.

"Hey, the third seat is occupied by the second elder brother, you dare to sit in it?"

Seeing Li Kui uttering such wild words, Jiao Ting pointed at him and said.

"Which green onion are you, a marinated egg, you can't beat me, you have to speak?"

Seeing that Jiao Ting had no hair, eyebrows or beard, Li Kui dared to scold him, and was furious.

"Grandpa has just entered Liangshan, and now he is sitting in the last position. If you are not convinced, come and try!"

Jiao Ting jumped out, Li Kui wanted to compete for the second seat, so naturally he had to be the last one to guard the gate, and it would be overkill for his brothers to take action.

"Brother, this big black guy has a bit of brute force, and it's interesting to watch."

Lin Chong smiled and said to Sun Lei, although Li Kui is a layman, it is rare to see him as brutal and thick-skinned.

"That's just a reckless guy who doesn't understand anything."

Sun Lei shook his head.

"Sajia is interesting to watch, this black guy has rough skin and thick flesh, he is very hard-boiled!"

Lu Zhishen also spoke.

"This guy has a simple mind, well-developed limbs, rough skin and thick flesh. He is like a wild boar in the forest. He is unreasonable. He dares to bump into a tiger if he is in a hurry!"

Seeing that Lu Zhishen was interested, Sun Lei suddenly had an idea that a reckless man like Li Kui was not easy to surrender, and it seemed good to let Lu Zhishen help him shave or become a monk. Forcing Li Kui to read Buddhist scriptures for a few years might change his murderous personality.

"Sajia looks at it too!"

Lu Zhi said with a deep smile, even the hero boxing is beyond the imagination of normal people.

"Brother, do you want to accept this black guy?"

Ruan Xiaoqi asked, and Sun Lei seemed to have this meaning in his words.

"It's not safe for this kind of person to be placed under the mountain. If he is killed, he will definitely hurt innocent people. It's better to take him in. He's just a big wild boar. He has to lie on his stomach and be a watchdog when he reaches the top of Liangshan."

Sun Lei smiled and said.

"With my brothers here, this black guy is not honest!"

Ruan Xiaoqi smiled and cupped his fists.

On the other side, Jiao Ting has already stood in front of Li Kui.

"You worst one, get out of here, I won't take the last seat, let the one in front come!"

Li Kui waved Jiao Ting down, he wanted to fight for the top spot.

"The brothers on the mountain are all extremely capable, you black thing dare to compete with the brothers for the top spot? If you can't pass me, you're afraid you won't even be able to go up the mountain gate!"

Jiao Ting blocked it and refused to speak.

"I see you looking for a fight!"

Li Kui was furious. In Yishui County, he was the only one who beat people. How could anyone dare to provoke him?Today, when he came near Liangshanbo, he was beaten twice and lost face. Now that the last seat dares to provoke him, how can he bear it?If he loses again, how can he face down?
Li Kui made three steps and made two steps in parallel, getting close first and preparing to beat Jiao Ting.

"Good come!"

Jiao Ting grabbed Li Kui's arm with both hands, took advantage of the momentum, pulled and pushed, and Li Kui fell heavily to the ground with a dive.

"Is this Liangshan a dragon's pool and a tiger's lair? Why are all of them so good that I can't win even the last one?"

Li Kui thought about it, it was not an option to go on like this, and he would make a fool of himself instead of throwing himself into the mountain.

"Why don't you get up and fight again?"

After Jiao Ting thanked the applauding brothers with a smile, he looked at Li Kui on the ground and said.

"Look at grandpa jumping on you!"

Li Kui saw that he couldn't win with punches and kicks, so he jumped up and was ready to throw himself on Jiao Ting, hugging and beating him close to him.

Jiao Ting didn't wait for Li Kui to pounce, and kicked Li Kui in the ribs, and Li Kui fell heavily to the ground again. It took me a long time to recover. "

"Can you still fight?"

Jiao Ting looked at Li Kui with a smile and said.

"I won't fight, I won't fight anymore, I didn't read the almanac when I went out, it's really strange, I, Tie Niu, was invincible in Yishui all over the county, how come I can't win even if I get this Liangshanbo?"

Li Kui sat on the ground and complained.

"You nigga really want to go to Liangshan?"

Sun Lei looked at Li Kui on the ground and asked.

"Brother, I really admire my brother, it's only because I don't know how to do it!"

Li Kui nodded.

"I think you just want to find a big mountain to go and hang out with?"

Sun Lei saw right through Li Kui's careful thinking at a glance. Li Kui's admiration was on the one hand, because he had nowhere to go after getting into trouble in Yishui, and it was true that he wanted to find a big cottage to take refuge in.

"My brother is famous all over the world, and he is a first-class hero. If I, Tieniu, want to vote, I will vote for my brother!"

Li Kui said that after he got into trouble, he originally wanted to flee to the south, so as to avoid the disaster by running farther, but on the way, he suddenly heard that Sun Lei, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, had returned from Liang Shanbo, and happened to meet Zhu Fu who was returning to his hometown to take his family. With the idea of ​​going to Liangshan.

"Do you know my Liangshan rules?"

Sun Lei looked at Li Kui and asked.

"Be loyal to my brother and obey my orders, there is no other way!"

Li Kui said.

This remark made everyone unable to refute. Although the flattery was wrong, it seemed that there was nothing wrong with it.

"No, the people I gathered in Liangshanbo are heroes, and what I do are all acts of chivalry. I will never kill innocent people indiscriminately, and I will never oppress good people. I will pay attention to seeing injustices in the road, and draw swords to help. If you want to go to Liangshan, you may be such a hero ?”

Sun Lei looked at Li Kui and asked.

"It's done! It's done! I Tie Niu can do it! I Tie Niu also wants to be a hero, but those guys don't look down on me Tie Niu!"

Li Kui immediately bowed down to Sun Lei when he heard this, he also had a dream of being a hero, but it's a pity that no one has ever regarded him as a hero.

"In that case, then I will take you up the mountain. If you do something against the behavior of a hero in the future, you will not be able to escape this law!"

Sun Lei looked at the kneeling Li Kui and said, Li Kui is such a muddleheaded person that it is difficult to distinguish between good and evil. The biggest problem is that his temper is really unwelcome, and he has no one to give advice. He didn't even know the knife in his hand.

"Tie Niu pays homage to all brothers!"

Li Kui was overjoyed and knelt down to everyone. In his opinion, he couldn't even beat Jiao Ting, who was at the end of Liangshan, and it wouldn't be embarrassing to worship everyone as his elder brother.

"Today Zhu Fu's family came back and took in a new person. It's worth celebrating. Let's go, we won't return tonight if we don't get drunk!"

Sun Lei laughed and called everyone back to Liangshanbo for a banquet.

(End of this chapter)