Water Margin people

"Yansuo Pondliu?"

Wen Huanzhang's eyes lit up when he saw the couplet in front of him.

"Wonderful! Wonderful!"

Wen Huanzhang looked at the first couplet and kept praising it, but after a long time he fell silent. He couldn't come up with the second couplet!

"Who on earth came up with this couplet?"

Wen Huanzhang looked at the officials around him and asked, he must know such a talented person as soon as possible.

"I don't know. It was a candidate from Quanzhou named Mr. Li. However, subsequent investigations found that there was no Mr. Li among the candidates from Quanzhou!"

the official replied.

"What do you mean, someone is impersonating?"

Wen Huanzhang said.

"That should be the case. Many people have been looking for Master Li in the city, but to no avail!"

The official spoke.

"Not doing their job! The scientific expedition is coming up, and these people are still interested in looking for someone?"

Wen Huanzhang was a little angry. Now was the critical moment, who would do such a meaningless thing.

"Wen Xiang, aren't there always some idle people here?"

The official smiled and said that there were always such people in every imperial examination. Those who looked for women everywhere were considered good, while there were also many who stayed out drunk and stayed overnight in brothels.

"Never mind. How is the exam room set up?"

Wen Huanzhang waved his hand and said that since these people didn’t work hard, it wasn’t his fault.

"Everything has been arranged. The guards will be selected by His Majesty himself!"

The official said that the discipline of the examination hall would be handed over to the army, and the army in charge would be randomly selected by the emperor on the day, which would make it impossible for anyone to cheat. There were so many troops surrounding Liangshan City, and they were changing guards from time to time.

"that's fine!"

Wen Huanzhang nodded. This was the last time so many people would take part in the imperial examination, so they couldn't be careless.

In the palace.

"These people are still looking for Master Li?"

Sun Lei laughed when he heard the guard's report.

"Your Majesty, those people couldn't match the couplets, so they thought of looking for someone else! Now it's an urban legend!"

The guard spoke.

"What legend?"

Sun Lei has been here for weeks, and he never expected that one day he would become the protagonist of an urban legend.

"It is said that Master Li is the God of Literature who has come down to earth to travel, otherwise he would not be able to write such an absolute."

The guard spoke.

"Haha, this is really interesting! The God of Literature has come down to earth!"

Sun Lei burst into laughter. These people were really good at talking nonsense.

"But I'm afraid no one will be able to come up with a couplet like this in the short term. Hehe, I want to see how many smart people there are in the world!"

Sun Lei smiled proudly.

"What smart guy?"

Li Qingzhao's voice rang out.

When Sun Lei turned around, he saw Li Qingzhao coming over with her son in her arms. After giving birth, the mature woman's charm became even more alluring.

"Why are you here?"

Sun Lei quickly pulled Li Qingzhao over to sit next to him, then reached out to tease his youngest son Sun Yi.

"I just brought the kids out for some fresh air and I heard you bragging here! How dare you call yourself a smart person?"

Li Qingzhao rolled her eyes. She knew Sun Lei's little knowledge very well.

"The little guy is so cute and plump. Come, let your old father have a bite!"

Sun Lei took his youngest son Sun Yi and kissed the child on his rosy little face.

"Smoke locks the willows in the pond!"

Li Qingzhao looked at the first couplet on the table, and her beautiful brows quickly frowned. As the most talented woman of all time, she felt that she had to write the second couplet.

Sun Lei ignored Li Qingzhao and held his little son in his arms and teased him. The little guy was very lively and laughed a lot.

"Who came up with this couplet? It's made of gold, wood, water, fire, and earth. The conception is also very good."

Li Qingzhao looked at Sun Lei and asked.

"Mr. Li, that is, me."

Sun Lei held his son in his arms and said with a smile.

"You wrote it? Impossible, absolutely impossible! How could you write such a couplet?"

Li Qingzhao immediately denied it. She didn't believe that Sun Lei could write such a couplet. "Forget it! As for the couplet, sprinkle some water!"

Sun Lei said with a smile.

"Can you make a pair?"

Li Qingzhao looked at Sun Lei suspiciously.

"Your husband is very capable! You just don't know it normally."

Sun Lei said.

"What about the second line of this?"

Li Qingzhao looked at Sun Lei and asked.

"Of course I know, but do you really want me to tell you now?"

Sun Lei said with a smile.

"No! It's only meaningful if you can make the pair yourself!"

Li Qingzhao said that this was her character as a scholar.

"Then take your time to think about it!"

Seeing that his son was sleepy, Sun Lei dozed off on the couch. A three-month-old baby will doze off easily.

The father and son fell asleep quickly, leaving Li Qingzhao and the couplet staring at each other.

He slept very soundly until he dreamed of water flooding Jinshan Mountain. A warm feeling flowed through his stomach and Sun Lei woke up with a start!

"The little one wet the bed!"

Sun Lei looked at Li Qingzhao and shouted, but Li Qingzhao had already devoted herself to writing the couplet.

"Hey!"

Sun Lei sighed helplessly and started to change the child's diaper. Sun Lei was familiar with this as he had done this a lot.

The little guy who had just changed his diaper kept sticking out his lips towards Sun Lei, and it was clear that he wanted to be fed.

Sun Lei had no choice but to stuff the child into Li Qingzhao's arms and force her to wake up.

"Don't cry, baby, drink your milk!"

Seeing that there was no one around, Li Qingzhao undressed and fed her son.

"Yeah, not bad, not bad!"

Sun Lei looked at the huge thing, touched his chin and laughed.

"What are you thinking about, you pervert?"

Li Qingzhao glared at Sun Lei embarrassedly.

"I'll flip the cards tonight!"

Sun Lei said righteously.

"You wish. You should match this first!"

Li Qingzhao rolled her eyes at Sun Lei.

"This is simple, I'm wrong, I'd better leave it to those so-called literati."

Sun Lei said with a smile that he used this couplet to stop those students who were not doing their studies properly, and he couldn't be the first to write one.

"Just blow it, can you match it? I've been thinking about it for a while."

Li Qingzhao said.

"Then listen carefully! Run to the Zhenhai Tower!"

Sun Lei hugged Li Qingzhao and whispered in her ear.

Li Qingzhao looked at Sun Lei in disbelief. The couplet was extremely neat, with only a slight flaw in the rhythm, but it was still correct.

"you you you……"

Li Qingzhao suddenly felt that Sun Lei was so strange. Was this still the ignorant emperor?

"How is it? Do you know the consequences now? Don't look at people with tinted glasses in the future."

Sun Lei smiled and kissed Li Qingzhao on the face.

"You must have copied this from somewhere, this doesn't look like a couplet you could make."

Li Qingzhao finally believed that the couplet was written by Sun Lei, but she felt it must have been copied.

"You are so good at judging people! I just met a white-haired old man in my dream, and that's how I got a few couplets!"

Sun Lei said with a smile.

"You're talking nonsense! You might as well say you copied it from a book!"

Li Qingzhao gave Sun Lei a coquettish look.

"You are well-read. Where do you think I copied this from?"

Sun Lei was completely shameless and retorted with a smile, "Li Qingzhao is not a simple person. There is no such thing as her in this book." (End of this chapter)