I raise pandas in fairyland

Chapter 199 The So-Called Bigu

"Harm! How ugly is it to divide the spoils."

Lin Lu imitated Jiang Chenyu's appearance, waved his little hand and said, "Uncle Master, we call this distribution of spoils!"

Divide the spoils... too much like something a villain would say.

Now among their group of people, in the original plot, they were either villains or cannon fodder. Their identities are already sensitive, so this kind of flag cannot be set.

"Yeah, spoils of war..." Jiang Chenyu perfunctory without much sincerity, then raised his hand and pointed, and a large vat that Lin Lu was very familiar with fell to everyone's eyes with a bang.

Bursts of mellow aroma unique to monkey wine rippled out little by little.

Hmm...Because of Lin Lu's embarrassment, this level of old debt has already been sealed by Jiang Chenyu.

At this time, Jiang Chenyu raised his chin towards the big tank: "No, let's share."

Lin Lu: "..."

Lin Lu: "..."

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In the end, Lin Lu still drank the monkey wine he had been thinking about.

After a while, she asked suspiciously, "Uncle Shi, why do I find this jar so familiar?"

After a while, she finally said in a bad mood: "You can't drink, so let me dip my chopsticks and lick the assembly?"

First, Xingling, Lord Buddha, his own master, and Huayang Xianjun, each of the big bosses who have crossed the catastrophe, will be allocated 50 catties each, and then the dream beasts of the second echelon, Qingcang, and Buddha, will each be [-] catties, and then add In these two waves, everyone shared the remaining Monkey Wine equally.

Lin Lu is also very satisfied with this plan.

Lin Lu: "..."

Seeing that the Buddha's expression seemed to be moving, Lin Lu hit the iron while it was hot: "Don't worry, Buddha, I will definitely not do anything else this time. Heijiao said that there is a black bear spirit among his brothers. Because he likes to eat honey, he decided to make his nest Next to a flower valley, there are spirit bees in it. Let’s get some honey for barbecue, let me tell you, it’s very delicious.”

She now knows why the spirit monkey leader is so angry...

Seeing this group of big bosses who join in the fun and don't think it's a big deal, Lin Lu feels very tired.

Thinking about it, Jin Lingpeng and that gibbon drink secretly every three months, and they can accumulate more than 700 catties, at least for hundreds of years.

The expression on Fozi's face was a bit indescribable, and after a while he said quietly: "I don't know how many lifetimes of misfortune it has been for these little monsters to have a 'good brother' like Hei Jiao."

Lin Lu: "..."

Lin Lu said "pick the spirit plant" before, and picked out two scapegoats for the other little demons, and also picked out the monkey wine, and now want to pick it up?

Mingyuan's... isn't it hers!
Hehehe, when the time comes, drink Mingyuan's monkey wine first, and when it comes out of the egg, tell it that it's allotted so much...

The taste was indeed as wonderful as she had imagined. Apart from the strong stamina, a drop of it with chopsticks almost made her break through the shackles and reach the foundation building stage, there was no other problem.

However, before she could speak, the protoss on the side suddenly spoke, his voice full of disapproval: "It's too young, and it's too early. If it is placed in our demon spirit clan, it must be at least [-] years old to count." adult."

Xuanchen pondered for a moment, then gestured with two fingers: "At least three hundred years old."

But when he woke up after sleeping, thinking of the monkey wine that he and Ming Yuan had taken away, Lin Lu became more and more angry, so when the big guys started a new round of mahjong, he secretly took the Buddha's wine again. The child was pulled aside.

It's not like that...

Lin Lu showed him a soft and well-behaved smile, and he looked very well-behaved: "Buddha, Buddha, let's continue picking spiritual plants?"

Jiang Chenyu was impatient to do these trivial things, and pushed all the assignments to Lin Lu.

Probably he could guess what Lord Buddha would think, so Lin Lu quickly added: "Buddha son, these other monsters are also good brothers of Heijiao, so you can pick them."

"Are you still young?" Xuan Chen said solemnly: "Children can't drink alcohol. Bring all the wine to the master, and the master will keep it for you, and return it to you when you grow up."

At this moment, Fozi was completely led astray by Lin Lu, so he couldn't help asking: "But I don't know how to cook..."

The crowd was unanimous about the result.

And Lin Lu's distribution method is also extremely simple and rude.

Although monkey wine is rare, but with the hen that lays golden eggs, the spirit monkey clan, it is not impossible to want wine in the future.

"And what I plan is, this time we will go back as soon as possible without any branching plots, and then hunt some prey and pick some berries. Anyway, your master and my master are both here. Let's have a good table, which is also a table chat." I am filial."

Lin Lu said solemnly: "If the Lord Buddha really wanted to fast, would he be interested in monkey wine?
"Think about it again, should you drink the spiritual tea of ​​the Buddha Lord? Drink the spiritual wine, eat the spiritual fruit? After eating, how can it be considered a bigu? The so-called bigu means that you can't eat delicious food, so you endure it. Are you going?"

The Buddha's son was a little moved: "But Master Bigu..."

You long-lived races, why are you comparing yourself to humans?

The age of demon spirits is calculated from the birth of spiritual wisdom. It takes two or three hundred years for many demon spirits to transform from spiritual wisdom to transformation, and eight hundred years is not an exaggeration.

According to what Dream Beast Lize said, the two apes who can brew monkey wine in the demon realm have many more people than this small monkey family, and they can only produce five hundred catties every ten years.

Lin Lu's expression cracked instantly, and he couldn't believe it: "We still have this rule in Dongzhou?"

Qing Cang, who had been listening silently to everyone's jokes, never opened his mouth unless it was absolutely necessary, for fear of attracting the attention of a brat like Lin Lu and start tormenting himself, couldn't help but join in the fun at this time: "Our ordinary monster race can transform Form is considered an adult, and some monster races transform quickly, and they can be more than 100 years old."

So very reasonable!

Lin Lu: "..."

The big guys: "..."

And he just decided...

I saw the dream beast Lize suddenly puffed out his chest, and said in a low voice: "I belong to the dream beast family, and my lifespan is comparable to that of the five god beast families. In my family, [-] years old is the adulthood."

Xuanchen: "Little deer."

When Fozi saw her, he felt a headache: "What do you want to do?"

Because she also counted Mingyuan Zaizai who was still in the egg, and allocated a portion to it as well.

It's okay to steal wine, but even steal the wine jar!
……

Besides, they are all acquaintances, and there are also people who are not familiar with each other but want to show their friendship... Heyao, some people should be decent, everyone still understands.

In this way, each of the gangsters can get nearly one hundred catties, each of Meng Beast and Qingcang can get more than 60 catties, and everyone in Lin Lu can get about thirty catties.

But when it comes to this, the Yaozu have something to talk about.

Xuan Chen shook his head and said in a deep voice, "No, this is the rule of our Xuan Tian Peak."

Lin Lu smiled, and continued to work hard for Amway: "Buddha, you have wronged Hei Jiao by saying this. If you think about it this way, what kind of guy can you be if you can become good brothers with Hei Jiao? Everyone is in the same boat...

The vat of monkey wine brewed by the spirit monkey family weighs about 700 catties.

Buddha: "..."

Jiang Chenyu said with a smile: "This is the last wine tank in the cave that holds monkey wine. I think it's a good size, so I brought it together."

Plan pass!
After making up his mind, Lin Lu excitedly took out the can of monkey wine that belonged to Ming Yuan, and when he was about to try something new, he suddenly heard Xuan Chen calling her again.

"Oh, you don't understand this..."

This is what her mother told her when she was a child when her mother took away the fresh and warm New Year's money that she had just received!

Buddha: "..."

Lin Lu: "..."

Lin Lu was speechless for a moment, then suddenly asked tentatively: "Then Master, at what age do you think I am considered an adult?"

Lin Lu turned his head: "What's wrong, Master?"

"I will."

Lin Lu slapped his chest loudly, and said confidently, "Buddha, don't worry, I can cook!"

　It's a bit late, I went out to play today, I finally came to Chongqing once, after eating hot pot, I went to the night scene.

　　Chapter 2 will be a little later, not sure about the time, but it will definitely be, and the salt will make me bald.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)