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Chapter 471 Knowledge
Chapter 471 Knowledge
Yang Yuanding felt embarrassed: "It was summer, and the little lady happened to have cantaloupe and big crispy peaches in her basket, so she picked them up and threw them to me—she was very good at aiming at the head, and I was also very good at hiding, so I hit the head right then. It fell to the ground. It picked up a big bag. The key is that if you throw three in a row, all three hit."
What he didn't say was that for a long time afterwards, he wore a hard hat when he went out.Well, others call this a helmet.
Based on Yang Yuanding's description, everyone imagined the scene of being hit on the head by a melon and a peach, and they shuddered, but couldn't help but want to laugh—it's really funny!
On one end, the Zhang family was laughing and chatting, while on the other end, Mrs. Zhou was eating with her husband Yang Xiu.
Yang Xiu had a rare rest today, so he planned to do nothing and just spend a day at home with his wife.
Zhou talked about Zhang Sijiu: "Jiu Niang and the others are going to Tokyo. Do you know about this? Look at that monkey, who has been waiting for three days and still hasn't come back at this point today. It's time. You can make a post later and invite their family to come over to play."
Yang Xiu waved his hand: "Forget it, the family hasn't been separated yet. It's not that the sister-in-law doesn't know her, and so does the mother. Invite them to come. If there is an unpleasant scene, it will be bad."
Mrs. Zhou sighed: "Sister-in-law is indeed a little arrogant. On the mother's side, she has always wanted Sanlang to marry her grandniece, so she doesn't have a good impression of Jiuniang. It's a bit difficult to handle. But let's not talk about the life-saving grace and the later It is inappropriate for us not to show up for the kindness of donating medicine and only talking about the friendship of the children."
Yang Xiu thought for a while: "When they settle down later, the two of us will find time to congratulate them on their housewarming. In addition, when mother goes to the temple to pray, we will invite them to come over as guests."
Zhou Shi nodded: "It has to be like this."
After saying this, she laughed again: "I haven't seen you for five years, and I don't know what Jiu Niang looks like when she is born. Has it changed?"
……
On the second day after settling down, Zhang Sijiu, Mrs. Xu, and Zhaoyin went shopping with the little pumpkin.
The prosperity of Tokyo can be seen everywhere.There are all kinds of stalls on the street, selling everything, and there are voices of yelling and attracting customers everywhere, which makes people dizzy.
Zhang Sijiu originally wanted to go to the Imperial Medical Office - although he couldn't get in, it would be good to identify the door.
However, Tokyo is too big, and the streets are intricate, and they got lost after turning around twice.In the end, I simply walked around, and when I was tired, I called a car to go home.
Zhaoyin held on to Zhang Sijiu's arm tightly, his eyeballs didn't know where to go, and he looked anxiously: "Jiu Niang, what do you think I can do? Is there someone in Tokyo who wants to butcher pigs?"
Zhang Sijiu shook his head: "It is estimated that pigs are not slaughtered in the city, but they have to go outside the city."
Zhaoyin looked disappointed: "Then how can I make money!"
Mrs. Xu also had a sense of crisis: "With so much food for sale, can my stewed meat be sold?"
Zhang Sijiu comforted the two of them: "I'm not afraid, what are you two afraid of? If you are not good at Zhaoyin, you can still sell breakfast. Second Aunt, your skills are definitely fine. But I don't know where to go—"
She really didn't know where to go.Gu Qingzhou here... definitely has no friends, but has made quite a few enemies.
And Cheng Wanli and the others didn't even know anyone.
When Xu heard what she said, she immediately became worried: "Yes, you can't set up a stall by yourself."
After finishing speaking, Zhang Sijiu really saw two stalls—it was not about seeing a doctor, but the big man was mainly doing massage.Show people pain in the back and shoulders, and sell your own medicated oil.
Next to that person, there was an ulcer doctor who said he was treating diseases such as swelling and ulcers.
Zhang Sijiu saw with his own eyes a man clutching his buttocks, sitting tremblingly opposite the doctor!
That position... Zhang Sijiu couldn't help but associate it.
Zhang Sijiu dragged Mrs. Xu and the others over.
The ulcer doctor was quite young, and he looked very experienced, so he opened his mouth and asked, "How long has it been?"
The middle-aged man who came to see a doctor turned his head to look at Zhang Sijiu and the others, he hesitated to speak.
The ulcer doctor coaxed people with a straight face: "What are you doing so close? Go in line later!"
Then he seriously admonished the middle-aged man: "What is there to be embarrassed about when you are sick? I have seen a lot of your illness."
The middle-aged man blushed and said: "It's been a few days. I fell out before and could go back. Who knows that I can't go back this time. I can't push it back. It hurts when I walk."
Zhang Sijiu understood: Oh, those are hemorrhoids.And it is an acute onset hemorrhoid, which looks like an internal hemorrhoid.
The ulcer doctor was also very straightforward: "Come on, come behind the curtain with me, and I'll take a look."
After finishing speaking, he pulled the curtain to isolate a space and use it as an observation room.
Zhang Sijiu really wanted to know how he was cured, so he didn't leave at all, just waited and watched, and only let Mrs. Xu lead Little Pumpkin and Zhaoyin around, buy a drink and drink slowly.
The ulcer doctor quickly read it, and said directly: "You have internal hemorrhoids, and they are quite serious. It is easy to treat, I will pull out a hair for you, wrap the tail with the hair, wait for seven days, and it will heal itself. It can be dropped, and you will never suffer forever, what do you think?"
Zhang Sijiu: ...I'll go!So simple and rude?
She was stunned.
She understands the principle, it is nothing more than blocking the blood and waiting for the piece of hemorrhoid tissue to die and fall off.
But such treatment methods are also prone to problems!Once the blood is not completely blocked, it is likely that an infection will occur when the necrosis occurs, and the bacteria will flow out along the blood, and then cause a blood infection!Moreover, that position is already very easy to be infected!
There is another one, this matter, just set up a stall on the street, is it appropriate? !
No matter how shocked Zhang Sijiu was, anyway, the ulcer doctor thought it was normal, and the middle-aged man didn't feel anything unusual either.
So, the two hit it off.
Then, Zhang Sijiu watched helplessly as the ulcer doctor took [-] yuan and led the patient behind the curtain. After a while, the patient came out staggeringly, clutching his buttocks.
At this time, the ulcer doctor also ordered: "These days, the diet should be lighter, eat more soup and the like, and walk less. Try to let it dry."
The patient nodded repeatedly, and walked away slowly, clutching his buttocks.
The sore doctor collected the money, and then looked enthusiastically at Zhang Sijiu: "Young lady, why aren't you happy?"
Zhang Sijiu asked with a complicated expression: "Have you washed your hands after touching that part of others?"
The doctor's expression froze, then he lowered his head and looked at his hand slowly, and couldn't help but raise it up to smell it again...
Then he retched himself.
Zhang Sijiu took a step back, his face changed drastically: "You, you don't wash your hands after doing this kind of thing!"
And touch the money!After touching the money, I have to see the next patient!
vomit--
See you tomorrow, a new chapter has opened~ Today is April Fool's Day, have you been tricked~
(End of this chapter)
Yang Yuanding felt embarrassed: "It was summer, and the little lady happened to have cantaloupe and big crispy peaches in her basket, so she picked them up and threw them to me—she was very good at aiming at the head, and I was also very good at hiding, so I hit the head right then. It fell to the ground. It picked up a big bag. The key is that if you throw three in a row, all three hit."
What he didn't say was that for a long time afterwards, he wore a hard hat when he went out.Well, others call this a helmet.
Based on Yang Yuanding's description, everyone imagined the scene of being hit on the head by a melon and a peach, and they shuddered, but couldn't help but want to laugh—it's really funny!
On one end, the Zhang family was laughing and chatting, while on the other end, Mrs. Zhou was eating with her husband Yang Xiu.
Yang Xiu had a rare rest today, so he planned to do nothing and just spend a day at home with his wife.
Zhou talked about Zhang Sijiu: "Jiu Niang and the others are going to Tokyo. Do you know about this? Look at that monkey, who has been waiting for three days and still hasn't come back at this point today. It's time. You can make a post later and invite their family to come over to play."
Yang Xiu waved his hand: "Forget it, the family hasn't been separated yet. It's not that the sister-in-law doesn't know her, and so does the mother. Invite them to come. If there is an unpleasant scene, it will be bad."
Mrs. Zhou sighed: "Sister-in-law is indeed a little arrogant. On the mother's side, she has always wanted Sanlang to marry her grandniece, so she doesn't have a good impression of Jiuniang. It's a bit difficult to handle. But let's not talk about the life-saving grace and the later It is inappropriate for us not to show up for the kindness of donating medicine and only talking about the friendship of the children."
Yang Xiu thought for a while: "When they settle down later, the two of us will find time to congratulate them on their housewarming. In addition, when mother goes to the temple to pray, we will invite them to come over as guests."
Zhou Shi nodded: "It has to be like this."
After saying this, she laughed again: "I haven't seen you for five years, and I don't know what Jiu Niang looks like when she is born. Has it changed?"
……
On the second day after settling down, Zhang Sijiu, Mrs. Xu, and Zhaoyin went shopping with the little pumpkin.
The prosperity of Tokyo can be seen everywhere.There are all kinds of stalls on the street, selling everything, and there are voices of yelling and attracting customers everywhere, which makes people dizzy.
Zhang Sijiu originally wanted to go to the Imperial Medical Office - although he couldn't get in, it would be good to identify the door.
However, Tokyo is too big, and the streets are intricate, and they got lost after turning around twice.In the end, I simply walked around, and when I was tired, I called a car to go home.
Zhaoyin held on to Zhang Sijiu's arm tightly, his eyeballs didn't know where to go, and he looked anxiously: "Jiu Niang, what do you think I can do? Is there someone in Tokyo who wants to butcher pigs?"
Zhang Sijiu shook his head: "It is estimated that pigs are not slaughtered in the city, but they have to go outside the city."
Zhaoyin looked disappointed: "Then how can I make money!"
Mrs. Xu also had a sense of crisis: "With so much food for sale, can my stewed meat be sold?"
Zhang Sijiu comforted the two of them: "I'm not afraid, what are you two afraid of? If you are not good at Zhaoyin, you can still sell breakfast. Second Aunt, your skills are definitely fine. But I don't know where to go—"
She really didn't know where to go.Gu Qingzhou here... definitely has no friends, but has made quite a few enemies.
And Cheng Wanli and the others didn't even know anyone.
When Xu heard what she said, she immediately became worried: "Yes, you can't set up a stall by yourself."
After finishing speaking, Zhang Sijiu really saw two stalls—it was not about seeing a doctor, but the big man was mainly doing massage.Show people pain in the back and shoulders, and sell your own medicated oil.
Next to that person, there was an ulcer doctor who said he was treating diseases such as swelling and ulcers.
Zhang Sijiu saw with his own eyes a man clutching his buttocks, sitting tremblingly opposite the doctor!
That position... Zhang Sijiu couldn't help but associate it.
Zhang Sijiu dragged Mrs. Xu and the others over.
The ulcer doctor was quite young, and he looked very experienced, so he opened his mouth and asked, "How long has it been?"
The middle-aged man who came to see a doctor turned his head to look at Zhang Sijiu and the others, he hesitated to speak.
The ulcer doctor coaxed people with a straight face: "What are you doing so close? Go in line later!"
Then he seriously admonished the middle-aged man: "What is there to be embarrassed about when you are sick? I have seen a lot of your illness."
The middle-aged man blushed and said: "It's been a few days. I fell out before and could go back. Who knows that I can't go back this time. I can't push it back. It hurts when I walk."
Zhang Sijiu understood: Oh, those are hemorrhoids.And it is an acute onset hemorrhoid, which looks like an internal hemorrhoid.
The ulcer doctor was also very straightforward: "Come on, come behind the curtain with me, and I'll take a look."
After finishing speaking, he pulled the curtain to isolate a space and use it as an observation room.
Zhang Sijiu really wanted to know how he was cured, so he didn't leave at all, just waited and watched, and only let Mrs. Xu lead Little Pumpkin and Zhaoyin around, buy a drink and drink slowly.
The ulcer doctor quickly read it, and said directly: "You have internal hemorrhoids, and they are quite serious. It is easy to treat, I will pull out a hair for you, wrap the tail with the hair, wait for seven days, and it will heal itself. It can be dropped, and you will never suffer forever, what do you think?"
Zhang Sijiu: ...I'll go!So simple and rude?
She was stunned.
She understands the principle, it is nothing more than blocking the blood and waiting for the piece of hemorrhoid tissue to die and fall off.
But such treatment methods are also prone to problems!Once the blood is not completely blocked, it is likely that an infection will occur when the necrosis occurs, and the bacteria will flow out along the blood, and then cause a blood infection!Moreover, that position is already very easy to be infected!
There is another one, this matter, just set up a stall on the street, is it appropriate? !
No matter how shocked Zhang Sijiu was, anyway, the ulcer doctor thought it was normal, and the middle-aged man didn't feel anything unusual either.
So, the two hit it off.
Then, Zhang Sijiu watched helplessly as the ulcer doctor took [-] yuan and led the patient behind the curtain. After a while, the patient came out staggeringly, clutching his buttocks.
At this time, the ulcer doctor also ordered: "These days, the diet should be lighter, eat more soup and the like, and walk less. Try to let it dry."
The patient nodded repeatedly, and walked away slowly, clutching his buttocks.
The sore doctor collected the money, and then looked enthusiastically at Zhang Sijiu: "Young lady, why aren't you happy?"
Zhang Sijiu asked with a complicated expression: "Have you washed your hands after touching that part of others?"
The doctor's expression froze, then he lowered his head and looked at his hand slowly, and couldn't help but raise it up to smell it again...
Then he retched himself.
Zhang Sijiu took a step back, his face changed drastically: "You, you don't wash your hands after doing this kind of thing!"
And touch the money!After touching the money, I have to see the next patient!
vomit--
See you tomorrow, a new chapter has opened~ Today is April Fool's Day, have you been tricked~
(End of this chapter)
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