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Chapter 69 Mixed Fertilizers

Zhang Sijiu never expected that one day he would start to recognize characters from the surnames of hundreds of families.

Yang Yuanding said to Zhang Sijiu in embarrassment: "There are too many traditional characters, which are different from what we have learned. I have been trying to make up for it recently, so it is easy to learn."

Zhang Sijiu nodded silently.

This time, she empathized with Yang Yuanding.

How should I put it, the difference between traditional and simplified characters is like the difference between two-dimensional and three-dimensional.

Looking at those traditional characters, Zhang Sijiu felt his head hurt.

After telling Zhang Sijiu all the words he knew, Yang Yuanding went to teach Xiaosong Xiaobai.

It is easy to teach them, just start teaching directly.

The two little radish heads studied hard.

Even when drawing a ladle according to the gourd, Xiaosong is okay, but Xiaobai is not at all.

However, Zhang Sijiu was not surprised at all: Little Luobotou, who is more than three years old, learned to write a little too early.Anyway, it can only be regarded as a make up.

Yang Yuanding was not in a hurry, and after teaching it twice, he and Zhang Sijiu went to see the pigpen repaired.

It has to be said that Zhang Sijiu found that he seemed to be particularly interested in architecture: maybe this is what boys like?

Yang Yuanding watched with relish, and when he met someone who was interested, he would take a closer look and ask a few more questions.

Zhang Sijiu was not interested in architecture. She lowered her head and continued to read, struggling to recognize and familiarize each traditional character.

It's just that after seeing the end, she deeply understood Yang Yuanding's feeling that he didn't want to take the imperial examination route: others can read papers faster than them!How to compare?
In view of the large number of people, after the thickest beams were put up, the whole work was done quickly.

After laying the keel-like herringbone roof frame with horizontal and vertical lattices, Zhang Xiaoshan and the others went up with two people, and the bottom two people were responsible for sending up the bundled wheat straw rows with ladders, and the upper two people were responsible for fixing the wheat straw to the house. top.

By the afternoon, the entire pigsty was considered completed.

Even the huge latrine at the back has been dug and pasted with fine yellow mud.

Zhang Sijiu regretfully said to Yang Yuanding: "It would be great if there was cement. Mix the cement with river sand, and you can make a durable surface."

Yang Yuanding pondered for a moment: "It's actually not difficult. If I can find suitable raw materials, I can try it and see if I can make it."

Zhang Sijiu couldn't help but look at Yang Yuanding more: "What on earth do you do?"

Yang Yuanding scratched his head, embarrassed to the point of embarrassment: "Actually, I'm engaged in industrial design. But I changed my major halfway. I'm usually not doing business properly, so I do a little bit of everything, give it a try..."

Zhang Sijiu: ??? So knowledgeable?

Yang Yuanding's hair was messed up: "The main reason is that I usually watch all kinds of videos, and when I meet interesting ones, I want to try it..."

Zhang Sijiu slowly uttered a question: "Is this rich and willful?"

Most people still have to consider the issue of finding a job to make money after studying. If you just generate electricity for love, apart from enthusiasm, you probably need generous financial support?

Yang Yuanding opened his mouth, a little shy, but very frankly: "Probably so."

For the first time, Zhang Sijiu began to think about the question of fate: why is he reincarnated so badly, but I always... so miserable?
She remembered a word: "Without contrast, there is no harm."

Dr. Zhang feels that the injury is a bit big today.

Yang Yuanding probably also realized this problem, and closed his mouth very considerately, pretending to look at the wheatgrass chips on the ground with relish.

However, this situation did not last long.

Because both the pigsty and the latrine were completed.

Then the contradiction comes: who will test the water of this new toilet?
Eagerness was written all over everyone's face.

Even Daddy Li and the others came to help.

However, both Xu Shi and Zhang Xiaoshan looked at Yang Yuanding: "Why don't Sanlang try it?"

Yang Yuanding was flattered: "Isn't this appropriate? After all, this..."

Mrs. Xu insisted: "You also told us, and even drew the blueprint. You go first, it's just right!"

Zhang Xiaoshan also nodded again and again: "Magistrate Yang is a good official, let Sanlang go."

Zhang Sijiu almost laughed: If magistrate Yang knew his identity and was added to this matter, he might be so angry that he would tear off three beards on the spot!
Yang Yuanding was already a little moved.

Then, hearing the words of County Magistrate Yang, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he silently stepped aside, "It's better for Si Jiu to come. She works so hard to make money."

It's really not worth it to be beaten for a toilet!

Zhang Sijiu: ...It doesn't have to be like this, it's just a toilet, who doesn't use it?
But before she could say her refusal, Mrs. Xu agreed: "Yes, yes, Jiuniang goes! Speaking of which, there are still some of Jiuniang in this pigsty!"

In front of outsiders, it's hard for her to say that Zhang Sijiu earned half of the money in the pigsty.

However, she still couldn't help mentioning it proudly.

Zhang Sijiu: There is no need to settle accounts so seriously!

She gave a dry laugh and pushed it to Zhang Xiaoshan: "Second Uncle has worked hard, and Second Uncle is the head of the family, so Second Uncle will go."

This time, everyone has no objection—anyway, as long as it starts, it doesn't matter who goes after it!
So, Zhang Xiaoshan finally walked towards the toilet of the first wave of the Song Dynasty solemnly step by step with an unusually solemn expression on his face.

Yang Yuanding whispered in Zhang Sijiu's ear: "This step represents the historic progress and change of the toilet of the Chinese nation!"

"After taking this step, Second Uncle has become the first person in history!"

"This step forward completely marks that we have entered a new era!"

Zhang Sijiu couldn't help turning his head to look at him, and asked quietly: "An era where you will never fall off the wooden board into the toilet again? An era when you can squat casually without fear of being restricted by your weight?"

Yang Yuanding smiled "hehe": "It's an era when people and pigs mixed latrines. This is the legendary mixed fertilizer!"

While Zhang Sijiu was completely speechless, he was also completely defeated by Yang Yuanding's brain circuit.

Actually... it fits the title very well.

On this day, Zhang Sijiu's new toilet was very busy.

Even busier the next day.

She never expected that a toilet would turn her home into an internet celebrity check-in point.

The whole village came to check in.

As a result, in just two days, plus the water for flushing the toilet, the bottom of the latrine has already formed a shallow layer.

Even the place where the foot is stepped on is even slightly sunken: after all, the mud is not completely dry.It has already borne a weight it shouldn't have.

If this was still just a small episode, then on the day when the pigsty was completely dried and the two pigs in the family moved to a new house, Zhang Sijiu's house had three floors inside and three floors outside.

For the first time, Zhang Sijiu understood the benefits of a large yard - no matter how small the yard is, it can't hold so many people!
She thought silently: These two pigs can be regarded as a star pig in their lifetime.

　Voiced by Yang Sanlang: Qiang Qiang Qiang!Please invite Uncle Zhang to make his debut!Use the new toilet for the first time!Everyone applaud!Let's witness this historic moment together!

　　Hahaha, see you tomorrow!Remember to clap your hands!

　　
　
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