Chapter 103
mouse?still……
Where is the thief?The corner of Du Xuan's mouth curled up coldly.
He conveniently picked up an iron chisel from the side of the stove, which was used to scrape the ashes from the hearth.
Then he stood silently at the corner of the wall, his figure hidden in the darkness, staring at the door of the kitchen.
Sure enough, after a while, a figure came in at the door.
Sneaky and light on his feet.
If she hadn't been nourished by ancient medicine and spiritual springs for a long time, and her five senses were sharp, she might not have noticed it.
It can't be seen that he still has this ability, and I don't know if he has done it before.
I really underestimated him.
As soon as he came in, his eyes were attracted by the large piece of pork spread on the table next to the stove.
He couldn't help swallowing.
Then look at the marinated minced meat next to it, and the excellent pork belly marinated in the basin for bacon.
He was so greedy for meat, he didn't even care about the fact that it was still raw meat, so he just picked a little from the pot of minced meat and put it in his mouth.
Du Xuan felt disgusted.
After he swallowed it whole, he was ready to steal the meat, and what he saw happened to be the pork belly that Du Xuan was marinating for making bacon.
Stealing this is indeed the most cost-effective, not only the best pork belly, but also salted, even the salt is saved.
Du Xuan clenched the iron chisel in her hand, and walked over slowly.
Then he lifted it up and slammed the stick on the man's back and then his leg.
She is very aware of the structure of the human body. If it is said that she usually hits people, she usually avoids the point that will hurt people.
But today I really didn't hold back, not only did I not hold back my strength, but I also didn't hold back my position.
The man let out a scream, "Ah—!"
Du Xuan's voice was louder than his!
"Come on! Catch the thief! A thief has come to steal my meat! Catch the thief! Catch the thief!"
While speaking, Du Xuan beat the man hard, causing him to scream incessantly.
Because of the pain, his voice became weak, and he kept saying, "Stop beating! It's me, it's me! Your brother!"
But Du Xuan kept shouting loudly, covering his voice, pretending not to hear.
It made him squirm on the ground like a disgusting worm.
Qi Yan almost quickly bounced off the bed and rushed out.
This movement also woke up Chen Jinniang, who was sleeping with her daughter in the other room, and Chen Jinniang hurriedly put on her coat and came out.
"What's the matter? What's the matter?" Chen Jinniang asked anxiously.
"Catch the thief! Quickly find someone to help, ask the village chief to come over and take a look, let's report to the police! It's not even light in the morning! Come here to steal our pork! Go!"
The sky was not yet bright, the light was not good, Du Guangzong's face was dusted on the ground, and Chen Jinniang didn't see who it was for a while.
Hearing what Du Xuan said, she ran out of the door and shouted along the road, "Catch the thief! Catch the thief! Come and help everyone, there is a thief who wants to steal pork from Xuan's natal family! Folks, come and help!" Catch the thief!"
In this kind of village, when a thief is caught, it is second to report to the official, and the first thing to do is to beat him up first.
Many households were wearing coats, but they didn't even have time to tie them on. Those carrying hoes and brooms rushed towards Du Xuan's house.
Everyone Du, Mrs. Yang and Mrs. Feng waited anxiously at home.
When Du Guangzong offered to go to Du Xuan's house to bring back some meat, Mrs. Feng did not agree, but she spoke lightly.Words are useless.
Although Yang didn't encourage Du Guangzong to go, he didn't stop him either.
The main reason is that Du Guangzong said that when Du Xuan came to their house before, he cut up bacon and sausages and killed chickens.
What's wrong with them going to get some meat from her family now?
Yang's heart ached when she thought of her bacon and chicken, so she naturally did not stop Du Guangzong's proposal.
Du Guangzong went to Du Xuan's house, Yang and Feng waited anxiously at home.
Before Du Guangzong came back with the meat, what he waited for was the noise from outside saying that Niang Xuan's house was attacked by thieves, should they beat the thieves? !
Feng immediately panicked, "Mother, mother, what should I do? It's Guangzong, they must be talking about Guangzong!"
"I... my son is a thief, my son is a thief! How can I be a thief if I take a little meat from her house?" Yang hurriedly walked out of the yard, not forgetting to turn her head and tell Feng to call Du Yongxing .
When everyone rushed to the courtyard of Du Xuan's house, they saw that the thief had already been tied up, and he rushed face down and pinned him to the ground.
Qi Yan's tall figure stood beside him, stepping on the thief's back, his face sinking like water.
"Xuanniang, are you caught?"
"Are you all right? Nothing was stolen, right?"
The folks asked with concern, no matter whether they like Du Xuan or not, they just got cheap pork and extra meat from her yesterday, and now it is the 'honeymoon period' of their relationship with Du Xuan.
This meeting will definitely help Du Xuan.
"No, I just woke up early in the morning to work on the stove, so I heard all kinds of things come in. Fortunately, I have a chisel for digging out the hearth, otherwise I might not be able to catch it, and I would be scared to death!"
Du Xuan patted her chest.
Hearing this, Qi Yan frowned coldly, and exerted more force on his feet.
The people who were trampled under their feet and tied up all over the place could hardly breathe, their whole body hurt, and they couldn't make any noise.
The village head, Xue Fugui, had already rushed over, without even combing his hair.
"Xuanniang, are you okay? What was stolen?"
"It's okay, you want to steal my meat! When I found out, Qi Yan tied him up. Do you think it was a report to the police or something?" Du Xuan asked the village head.
There were also people who were curious and looked closely at the person tied to the ground, "Who is this? Is it from our village? Or did it come from somewhere else?"
"It's definitely not from our village. Who can cheat us like this! Maybe it came from somewhere. Fortunately, Niang Xuan has already been caught here. Otherwise, after stealing Niang Xuan, it might be us!"
Having said that, everyone became angry.
These years are difficult for everyone, who can afford to be stolen.
So someone kicked the man who was tied up on the ground a few times.
At this moment, two stumbling figures suddenly ran into the gate of the yard.
Seeing the villagers kicking people on the ground, they cried, "Don't kick my son!"
"Your son?" Everyone was very surprised when they heard this, and they had already noticed that the person who said this was the Yang family of Master Du, "Then this thief is..."
Finally, someone turned over the person on the ground, and saw a face covered in dust and mud, but he couldn't tell who it was.
Du Xuan scooped up Xiaobao's bath water last night from the old water tank with a gourd ladle, poured it on his head, washed away the dust and mud on his face, and finally let everyone see his true face clearly.
Du Xuan pretended to be surprised, "Oh? Why is it you?"
Du Guangzong was so angry that he was about to vomit blood, his whole body was in pain, and he couldn't breathe heavily when he spoke. He said weakly but gnashed his teeth, "Du Xuan...you fucking...you did it on purpose!"
The family organizes a barbecue, and the weather is 36 degrees. What kind of masochistic is this?
(End of this chapter)
mouse?still……
Where is the thief?The corner of Du Xuan's mouth curled up coldly.
He conveniently picked up an iron chisel from the side of the stove, which was used to scrape the ashes from the hearth.
Then he stood silently at the corner of the wall, his figure hidden in the darkness, staring at the door of the kitchen.
Sure enough, after a while, a figure came in at the door.
Sneaky and light on his feet.
If she hadn't been nourished by ancient medicine and spiritual springs for a long time, and her five senses were sharp, she might not have noticed it.
It can't be seen that he still has this ability, and I don't know if he has done it before.
I really underestimated him.
As soon as he came in, his eyes were attracted by the large piece of pork spread on the table next to the stove.
He couldn't help swallowing.
Then look at the marinated minced meat next to it, and the excellent pork belly marinated in the basin for bacon.
He was so greedy for meat, he didn't even care about the fact that it was still raw meat, so he just picked a little from the pot of minced meat and put it in his mouth.
Du Xuan felt disgusted.
After he swallowed it whole, he was ready to steal the meat, and what he saw happened to be the pork belly that Du Xuan was marinating for making bacon.
Stealing this is indeed the most cost-effective, not only the best pork belly, but also salted, even the salt is saved.
Du Xuan clenched the iron chisel in her hand, and walked over slowly.
Then he lifted it up and slammed the stick on the man's back and then his leg.
She is very aware of the structure of the human body. If it is said that she usually hits people, she usually avoids the point that will hurt people.
But today I really didn't hold back, not only did I not hold back my strength, but I also didn't hold back my position.
The man let out a scream, "Ah—!"
Du Xuan's voice was louder than his!
"Come on! Catch the thief! A thief has come to steal my meat! Catch the thief! Catch the thief!"
While speaking, Du Xuan beat the man hard, causing him to scream incessantly.
Because of the pain, his voice became weak, and he kept saying, "Stop beating! It's me, it's me! Your brother!"
But Du Xuan kept shouting loudly, covering his voice, pretending not to hear.
It made him squirm on the ground like a disgusting worm.
Qi Yan almost quickly bounced off the bed and rushed out.
This movement also woke up Chen Jinniang, who was sleeping with her daughter in the other room, and Chen Jinniang hurriedly put on her coat and came out.
"What's the matter? What's the matter?" Chen Jinniang asked anxiously.
"Catch the thief! Quickly find someone to help, ask the village chief to come over and take a look, let's report to the police! It's not even light in the morning! Come here to steal our pork! Go!"
The sky was not yet bright, the light was not good, Du Guangzong's face was dusted on the ground, and Chen Jinniang didn't see who it was for a while.
Hearing what Du Xuan said, she ran out of the door and shouted along the road, "Catch the thief! Catch the thief! Come and help everyone, there is a thief who wants to steal pork from Xuan's natal family! Folks, come and help!" Catch the thief!"
In this kind of village, when a thief is caught, it is second to report to the official, and the first thing to do is to beat him up first.
Many households were wearing coats, but they didn't even have time to tie them on. Those carrying hoes and brooms rushed towards Du Xuan's house.
Everyone Du, Mrs. Yang and Mrs. Feng waited anxiously at home.
When Du Guangzong offered to go to Du Xuan's house to bring back some meat, Mrs. Feng did not agree, but she spoke lightly.Words are useless.
Although Yang didn't encourage Du Guangzong to go, he didn't stop him either.
The main reason is that Du Guangzong said that when Du Xuan came to their house before, he cut up bacon and sausages and killed chickens.
What's wrong with them going to get some meat from her family now?
Yang's heart ached when she thought of her bacon and chicken, so she naturally did not stop Du Guangzong's proposal.
Du Guangzong went to Du Xuan's house, Yang and Feng waited anxiously at home.
Before Du Guangzong came back with the meat, what he waited for was the noise from outside saying that Niang Xuan's house was attacked by thieves, should they beat the thieves? !
Feng immediately panicked, "Mother, mother, what should I do? It's Guangzong, they must be talking about Guangzong!"
"I... my son is a thief, my son is a thief! How can I be a thief if I take a little meat from her house?" Yang hurriedly walked out of the yard, not forgetting to turn her head and tell Feng to call Du Yongxing .
When everyone rushed to the courtyard of Du Xuan's house, they saw that the thief had already been tied up, and he rushed face down and pinned him to the ground.
Qi Yan's tall figure stood beside him, stepping on the thief's back, his face sinking like water.
"Xuanniang, are you caught?"
"Are you all right? Nothing was stolen, right?"
The folks asked with concern, no matter whether they like Du Xuan or not, they just got cheap pork and extra meat from her yesterday, and now it is the 'honeymoon period' of their relationship with Du Xuan.
This meeting will definitely help Du Xuan.
"No, I just woke up early in the morning to work on the stove, so I heard all kinds of things come in. Fortunately, I have a chisel for digging out the hearth, otherwise I might not be able to catch it, and I would be scared to death!"
Du Xuan patted her chest.
Hearing this, Qi Yan frowned coldly, and exerted more force on his feet.
The people who were trampled under their feet and tied up all over the place could hardly breathe, their whole body hurt, and they couldn't make any noise.
The village head, Xue Fugui, had already rushed over, without even combing his hair.
"Xuanniang, are you okay? What was stolen?"
"It's okay, you want to steal my meat! When I found out, Qi Yan tied him up. Do you think it was a report to the police or something?" Du Xuan asked the village head.
There were also people who were curious and looked closely at the person tied to the ground, "Who is this? Is it from our village? Or did it come from somewhere else?"
"It's definitely not from our village. Who can cheat us like this! Maybe it came from somewhere. Fortunately, Niang Xuan has already been caught here. Otherwise, after stealing Niang Xuan, it might be us!"
Having said that, everyone became angry.
These years are difficult for everyone, who can afford to be stolen.
So someone kicked the man who was tied up on the ground a few times.
At this moment, two stumbling figures suddenly ran into the gate of the yard.
Seeing the villagers kicking people on the ground, they cried, "Don't kick my son!"
"Your son?" Everyone was very surprised when they heard this, and they had already noticed that the person who said this was the Yang family of Master Du, "Then this thief is..."
Finally, someone turned over the person on the ground, and saw a face covered in dust and mud, but he couldn't tell who it was.
Du Xuan scooped up Xiaobao's bath water last night from the old water tank with a gourd ladle, poured it on his head, washed away the dust and mud on his face, and finally let everyone see his true face clearly.
Du Xuan pretended to be surprised, "Oh? Why is it you?"
Du Guangzong was so angry that he was about to vomit blood, his whole body was in pain, and he couldn't breathe heavily when he spoke. He said weakly but gnashed his teeth, "Du Xuan...you fucking...you did it on purpose!"
The family organizes a barbecue, and the weather is 36 degrees. What kind of masochistic is this?
(End of this chapter)
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