I went ashore by weaving straw shoes and became a master craftsman

Chapter 120 The Immortal Xie Tangzhou
After the stalk in a sketch in the previous life made people laugh, the truth behind it is actually worth thinking about.

When Wang Ge put up a finger first, let Xie Tangzhou see it, and answered that it represented "one", Xie Tangzhou fell into the trap.

Because seeing is believing, it's so simple.

Putting two fingers up is a reinforced trap.

When she raised three fingers, Xie Tangzhou answered "three" without any guidance.

But in fact, what he answered was the question "what does three fingers represent" that the inertial thinking is prolonging, not "what is one plus one equals" asked by Wang Ge in a sharp turn.

As clever as Xie Zheng, it was also because Wang Ge happened to be glaring at Xie Tangzhou when Wang Ge raised three fingers, so he missed the trap.

"Okay. Hehe, I admit it." This guy is not a fool, and he also reacted. "I drank too much wine and bumped into the girl. However, the tile in the cloth bag was broken after all because of the collision with the girl."

What tile?Everyone was puzzled.

Xie Tangzhou walked to the barrier and poured out the tile that was broken into three halves from the bag, regretting endlessly: "What a pity, what a pity! This is a piece of tile that the county captain asked me to give to Mr. Zuo. The clan uncle has not read many books. , not as well as you know. I only know that this is an ancient relic, and now it has been smashed into pieces. Alas, you are many and powerful, so it is up to you to decide how to deal with this matter? I drank too much, but the guilt Let me bear it alone, I will not."

It's an antiquity?Did you just dig it out?Is it the tile of the Qin Dynasty?The schoolchildren like Bian Zi bent down and squatted down to look at it, very rare.

According to Xie Zaohui, it is Hui who is reading and recognizing characters, not Hui who is intriguing.How to do?He frowned and looked at Wang Ge.

Wang Ge finally understood why this guy seemed to bump into her on purpose, and beat her angrily after the bump was over.It turned out that they were all acting, and the purpose was to get rid of the blame!dream! "How do I know you didn't break the tile a long time ago, and then deliberately bumped into me to find a scapegoat?"

"You, you..." Xie Tangzhou was startled and frightened, pointing at Wang Ge, trembling all over.Good thief girl, how did you guess it?

The schoolchildren immediately stopped looking at Wadan.Why did I forget that we were still arguing!

Wang Ge said loudly: "The tile is broken, and it is here. I can't throw it away. Fellow students, do you think the testimony of a drunk man is trustworthy? Or the testimony of a sober man?"

"Naturally, the testimony of those who are sober is credible!" Bian Zi raised his voice.

"Yes!" Xie Shi and Sima Nandi agreed.

"Yes!" The rest of the classmates agreed.

Xie Tangzhou sneered: "The girl is eloquent, but when I come down the hillside, I wake up drunk!"

"Fart, one plus one equals three doesn't... well, you don't even know, so what a fart you are." Sima Nandi was almost trapped in the pit again.

Wang Ge: "My colleagues, today I have to take the blame and not forgive others! Today he dares to hit me and grab me while drunk, and tomorrow others will dare to hit everyone and grab you while drunk! Today he Said that his surname is Xie, bullying me in the name of Xie, trying to make me cringe and be his scapegoat. What about tomorrow? The rest of the drunks have made mistakes, will they be inspired by this person to bully the weak in the name of the famous family? "

"That's right!" Mr. Zuo came over with a murderous look holding the bamboo ruler, kicked the tile away, and smacked... Xie Tangzhou. "A few pieces of broken tiles and a pot of dirty wine will strengthen your courage and tarnish my disciple's reputation! Who will give you such courage?"

"Don't hit, don't hit, don't hit... I don't dare anymore, I will bear it myself, I admit it..."

"Admit it? Whose identity is it? All disciples stop him!"

clap clap clap!
A farce, whether it ended in the way Xie Tangzhou was "beaten into a trick" or in the way Master Zuo kicked the tiles to pieces, Wang Ge didn't have to bear any responsibility.

Xie Tangzhou, who was about to be blinded in one eye, ran away with his head in his arms. Master Zuo was just about to praise all the disciples, but found that one person was missing. "Where's Brother Sima Nan?"

The little guy was panting, standing in front of Liu Bo's tent with his hips crossed, and said loudly, "I have a question. Do you dare to answer it?"

Liu Po ​​pointed to his throat.

Meng Tong who was next to him came out and said with a smile: "Liu Tongmen's throat disease has not healed yet, please ask me, I will answer for him."

You are waiting! "Okay. Brother, look, what is the number?" Sima Nandi raised his right hand and straightened his chubby little index finger.

"This is one."

"Then how much is this?"

"two."

oops!Sima Nandi squeezed out the small forehead lines excitedly, immediately straightened three fingers, stretched forward vigorously, and shouted loudly: "What is one plus one?"

Liu Bo... not good!
"Three." It's a pity that Meng Tong has already replied "answer" politely.

It's not Meng Tong's fault, even Master Cai from behind, staring at the finger of this interesting female disciple..., was so scared that he covered his mouth with a bamboo ruler.The fame of the first life was almost ruined!
Early the next morning, Xie Tangzhou was sent away from the mountain while being stared at by two trilogy.

He sighed and looked back at Tomb Hill.What a wonderful thing it was. The county captain trusted him and asked him to take the tile to Mr. Zuo at the foot of the mountain. broke.This is an antique!In his haste, he came up with a trick, deliberately finding a servant to collide with, and let the servant take the place of the dead ghost.Why did he choose Wang Ge!She is an official schoolboy, dressed poorly, carrying a basket and holding a saw, how could he not misunderstand her?
There was a cry of piercing clouds and cracking stones.

It was a falcon, which flew in front of the three of them and landed on a low branch.Step forward, remove the bamboo tube between its feet, and pour out the bamboo slices inside.There are only a few numbers on it, after watching the series, when he turned his head, the cruelty on his face made Xie Tangzhou terrified.

"The county captain has ordered Xie Tangzhou not to return to Nanshan Guanshu. After leaving the mountain, he will quickly return to the clan to reflect on himself for 30 years!"

"Ah..." It's over!Xie Tangzhou rolled his white eyes and fell to the ground.

The back slope of the cliff, the barrier area in front of the ancient tomb.Xie Youru is still reading the article "Xiefu's Arithmetic in the New Laughing Forest" written by Liu Bo, a student of Hezhuang University.

"Alas..." Xie Youru didn't know how many times he sighed.

The writing is good writing, and the characters are good writing. From the point of view of literary talent, Liu Bo is indeed comparable to Yuan Yanshu, the son of the Yuan family in Chenjun.If this article spreads out, Xie's face will be damaged.

You can't stop it, so it's better to admit your mistakes frankly and thank the younger generation.Xie Tangzhou, who caused trouble, should die in the clan land.

It's just that the more I think about it, the more useless I become!Qi Sha also!
Bian Wangzhi and Guo Fuzi came together, each holding more than a dozen bamboo slips, and they greeted excitedly: "Young Confucianism, come and see, it's "Yan Li Pian" again."

"No rush. Haha, just right, I'll give you a question. Look, how many..."

reed pavilion.

All [-] refugee households from Xunqi Township have arrived, and their household registrations have since been registered in Wuzhi Township and Weiting.

From now on, Wang, Weng, and the old couple will be assigned the job of raising pigs, which is much easier than opening up wasteland.Wang Shu and other young girls of the same age weaved straw sandals, and Wang He followed Tie Lei to build a stable, and then took care of the feeding and cleaning of the horses and livestock.

Wang Erlang went to the village early to buy grain, just to spare time to visit his family in Weiting, so that he could help with the work for an hour.When he came here today, he knew that the second old man only needed to raise pigs and clean the stables. He was so happy that he shed tears, so he finally felt relieved.

The old couple urged Erlang to go home quickly, and after watching him drive away, Wang Weng said: "True filial piety, fake filial piety, do you understand?"

Jia woman sighed.That's right, every time it was Erlang who came, and Saburo gave birth to him and raised him for nothing.

　"Laughing Forest": "Laughing Forest" is the earliest collection of jokes known in my country. The author is Handan Chun, a Wei writer and calligrapher during the Three Kingdoms period.

　　
　
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