I went ashore by weaving straw shoes and became a master craftsman

Chapter 142 Battle!
Assisted by the patrol officers, under the urging of the timing drum, the cloth-covered wooden frame and spikes were moved to the defensive area.Wang Ge and Jiang Xiaosi entered the stage. After they made eye contact, she solemnly pointed at Sima Chong and shouted, "On behalf of the carpenter candidates, I dare to declare war on you!"

Jiang Xiaosi trembled uncontrollably, not because of fear, but because he had never been watched by so many people before. "On behalf of the blacksmith candidates, I declare war on you."

Sima Chong hated others to criticize him the most in his life, and he was furious: "Okay! Then I will declare war on you on behalf of all brave men! Seeing that you are someone's old... township, I will let you more in the first game, what? Hahahaha... hiccup!" He waved his arms and spun around on the spot, grinning at Huan Zhen and Wang Tian, ​​and turned his eyes back, dumbfounded.

Wang Ge and Jiang Xiaosi have already lifted the oilcloth, revealing the giant broom style spikes.

"What is this?!" Sima Chong exclaimed.The fluffy branches with teeth and claws are almost as wide as Wang Tian lying on the side, and there are still many bamboo leaves left!There are sharp blades and barbs on each branch, densely packed with more lice than Huanzhen's head!

Jiang Xiaosi crouched halfway down, holding onto the bamboo stalk.

"This is... a wolf tooth thorn!" Wang Ge raised the smelly ball (he didn't dare to use too much force in his hand), and shouted loudly: "The ability of a craftsman lies in wisdom! Not in recklessness! Today I am a carpenter and blacksmith candidate, let me You wait for a brave man to see what it means to guard a pass with two wisdoms, even a thousand people dare not cross it! Sima Chong, have you been frightened by me? I'm throwing a mud ball at you now... I don't think you dare to catch it!"

Just this trick?Sima Chong shouted angrily: "You throw it!"

"Four!" Wang Ge held the ball and quickly drilled into the inverted "V" gap left under the wooden frame.

It was Sima Chong who was cheating at the same time as her, and he was not stupid, so he took the ass!Instead, he swooped to the side, which was still a feint, but actually rolled to the ground, intending to attack Jiang Xiaosi, who was holding the stalk, from the ground.

"Four" is the battle mode code name of Wang Ge's team.After almost a night of devil-style brainwashing training, Jiang Xiaosi no longer had to think. He raised the bamboo stalk when he heard Si, and immediately swept the end of the spike, and drove Sima Chong to spin.

Clap clap!Wang Ge was thin and short, so he was able to get into the triangular space under the wooden frame, and three stinky balls hit Sima Chong's rolling... in front of him one after another.

Mud, dung splash!
Dung splashing, drowning flying!
In fact, since Wang Ge cheated with the other party until now, it only took two breaths. After Sima fell to the ground, like a humanoid roller, he was driven by the spikes and rolled over the dung for two times before he realized what happened.

"Shit?!" He couldn't believe it!He suspected that there were ghosts in the mud ball, but he thought it contained thorns or iron nails at most, but he didn't expect that it was wrapped in dung!

Snapped!
Wang Ge seized the opportunity when the opponent was stunned for a second, and threw the two stinky balls together, and the left hand hit Sima Chong's chest.Because of being too nervous and excited, the one on the right hand was crushed by her, and she collapsed all over herself.

Jiang Xiaosi pushed down and raised his body, and the spikes of spikes fell from Sima Chong's head like a cluster of big trees covering the sky.

"Admit defeat! Ugh...Admit defeat vomit cough cough cough...vomit cough cough..."

Boom!The drumsticks of the truce sounded.

When Jiang Xiaosi heard the first sentence "admit defeat", he had already stabilized the bamboo stalk. Under the head of the giant broom, Sima Chong vomited rather than die. click range.

It stinks, it must be someone's fault, his eyes are bloodshot because of the stink.

The surrounding crowd was eerily quiet, and even Wang Tian, ​​who usually disliked Sima Chong the most, was stunned.One is that the opponent lost too quickly, and the battle process was not as long as Wang Ge's speech; the other is that everyone replaced themselves with Sima Chong, and found that they couldn't break the game.

Fortunately, they didn't play in this battle.

Sima Chong stood up and raised his head (it has nothing to do with fighting spirit, so he can breathe some fresh air).

Wang Ge got out of the wooden frame and raised his head (for the same reason as above).

The eyes of the two shit people wished they could gouge each other out.

Poor Jiang Xiaosi's mouth quivered from the stench.

Of the 99 fights, the only one entered the second round by fighting.

You Yan: "After ten drum beats, the battle begins."

dong dong dong...

As soon as the beating of the drum stopped, Sima Chong stopped dodging and chopped bamboo with his knife.

"Four!" Wang Ge got under the wooden frame again and threw stinky balls, one after another.

From her point of view, she could only smash the opponent's lower body. Sima Chong obviously didn't care about the excrement. Comes with elastic bamboo branches, which can't be cut off in a short time.

wow...

The small bamboo stick came on stage.

They were stuck in the dung and mud, and Sima Chong would slip as soon as he stepped on them. He deliberately stabilized the strength of the lower plate, so the force on the knife was reduced.

"Ah! Huan Zhen is trying to trick me!" At this moment, if he doesn't know that Huan Zhen deliberately shouted at Wang Tian last night, deliberately lured him to eavesdrop, and changed the team, he is really an idiot!

He was so angry that he chopped bamboo branches even more frantically.Don't care about it, don't care about anything else, isn't this servant girl just throwing stinky balls?Do you want the little bamboo stick to trip him?He doesn't care, split the bamboo first...huh?

There are not so many barbs on one bamboo branch, only a sharp edge at the top.

flaw!

"Ah..." Sima Chong let out a long cry, pretending to be even more hysterical, and suddenly switched the saber to his left hand, and took advantage of the moment when the branch was closest to him, he grabbed it firmly with his right hand and yanked it hard.

Huan Zhen: Oops!
Wang Tian had already replaced himself as Sima Chong, excited as if he had grasped the weakness of the spike.

boom!
No matter how hard Sima pushed, he fell as hard as he fell.

be cheated!

Snapped!
The last stinky ball hit Sima Chong's chin.

burst!He threw the copper knife angrily, but was blocked by the foot of the wooden frame.Oops, shouldn't have dropped the knife!

Wang Ge and he grabbed the knife at the same time, she yelled "Smash, smash him", Jiang Xiaosi raised and dropped the stalk, Sima Chong fell into a stalemate on the field again, being driven and rolled by the overwhelming spikes.

Wang Ge pulled the knife to his feet and shouted: "Throwing the knife is like breaking your arm! Sima Chong, how long can you struggle?"

She took out the thorns from another bamboo tube.

"Humanoid Roller" saw it in panic, great joy!As long as the servant girl dares to throw, he can turn defeat into victory!
I got it wrong.Wang Gesai returned to Tribulus, and poured out the small bamboo sticks from another bamboo tube.

Handmaiden!
"Admit defeat! Admit defeat, admit defeat!" Sima Chong wanted to cry without tears. Being eliminated in this battle meant that he would enter the guard camp a year later than Huan Zhen and Wang Tian.One year!Then they became veterans and he became a recruit.

Boom, stop the sound of war drums.

Wang Ge squatted out of the wooden frame, and Jiang Xiaosi burst into tears: "Examinee Wang, we won."

"Yes. We won."

Sima Chong angrily kicked away dozens of small bamboo sticks, and stood up with a lot of sticks on his body.You can't shake it at this time, it's even more embarrassing if you can't shake it off!He stared at Wang Ge bitterly: "How many tactics do you have?"

"Only one set."

"Then why is it called four?"

"My teammates can't remember calling other people!"

Jiang Xiaosi nodded embarrassedly.

Stand up!Woo... so irritating, so irritating!Sima trembled in anger, the small bamboo stick fell down with his trembling.

You Yan: "No. 90 nine fights... the examinee group won!"

The team of brave men was silent, and they have been silent all the time. If they are not as skilled as others, making a fuss will only make them appear to be messing around.What is deeply helpless is that until now, no one can think of a way to crack the spike.

Sima Chong threatened to represent all the brave men before the battle, and he ranked second, so he is qualified to represent them.So, now all the brave men lost to all the candidates.

He returned to the team dejectedly, and stood between Huan Zhen and Wang Tian. Huan Zhen was tortured and hated deeply. Wang Tian pulled off his own hair rope, kneaded it into two small balls, stuffed his nose and eyes, and the thread was hanging down.

boom!After the official hit the ground with a torture stick and signaled everyone to be quiet, he stepped forward in the history of Bing Cao and announced the end of the big fight. "Candidates, you must have doubts for a long time. Why did you, who are not familiar with martial arts, fight with the best of the village soldiers, causing dozens of candidates to be injured and even disabled."

The eyes of the examinees and the onlookers turned to the wounded and sick area again. All the wounded were given medicine, some were suppressing their wailing, and some were still in a coma.

Yes, why?
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