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Just after swimming far, Master Pei turned on the nagging mode again: "This sea area is often seen with great white sharks, tiger sharks and bull sharks. I don't want to encounter any of them. Unless Ma Xiaoshu's Bajiquan Can kill a great white shark, aha!"

Lao Bei's sense of humor is always so creepy.

Zhang Wei was so frightened by his words that he almost couldn't swim anymore and screamed again and again.

Yangli was even worse, hanging on Ma Xiaoshu's body, and buried her head on Ma Xiaoshu's back. As long as I couldn't see me, I wouldn't be afraid, so Ma Xiaoshu had no choice but to take her for a swim.

Fortunately, she has a lot of balloons on her body and is buoyant enough, so it is not too strenuous.

All of a sudden, Mr. Pei exclaimed, his voice trembling: "Oh my god! Look! There's a humpback whale over there, a huge whale... oh god, I guess 18 meters long... that's crazy. "

Zhang Wei suddenly turned into a small electric motor, swam forward suddenly, surpassed the whale-watching Mr. Bei, and howled while swimming: "Oh my god, I want to go home..."

This time I really cried!

The humpback whale, which is close to 20 meters, is indeed full of shock when viewed at close range.

Yang Li yelled, put his arms around Ma Xiaoshu's waist, and continued to pretend to be an ostrich, his body trembling violently, almost frightened to death.

Ma Xiaoshu looked at the humpback whale with his mouth wide open, and said with emotion, "Wow... this whale looks so cute!"

Master Bei also grinned: "Yeah! It's so interesting, I'm so lucky to see this big guy so close."

Yang Li screamed: "Go, go! I'll be eaten by it..."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Whales don't eat people, and generally there are no sharks where there are whales, so seeing it proves that we are safe."

Mr. Pei: "That's right! This huge and beautiful mammal is our patron saint."

Yang Li still buried his head on Ma Xiaoshu and screamed: "Go... Please, I'm going to die..."

She was really terrified, even though she didn't even look at the whale, but just listening to their descriptions made her tremble with fright. She has a giant phobia.

Continue to move forward, and soon Zhang Wei can't swim anymore, it's all thanks to Mr. Bei to push him forward.

In this way, Master Pei pushed one, and Ma Xiaoshu hung one. After more than ten minutes of hard work, they finally approached the island.

The wind and waves in the sea are too fast. Not only is it much slower than in the swimming pool, but the most important thing is that you can't control the exact direction.

At this time, they came to a group of shore reefs.

Mr. Bei climbed up a rock, dragged Zhang Wei and Yang Li up, and Ma Xiaoshu pushed underneath, and finally climbed onto the rock, looking up at the cliff next to the rock with his hips akimbo.

"It seems that you have to climb up, old Bei, you go to explore the way."

"Oh, sir!"

Old Bei went.

Ma Xiaoshu was the first one to give orders in Mr. Bei's show, and Mr. Bei was also very cooperative. He was going to explore the way.

It's a pity that there is no aerial drone in this show, and it is impossible to get close to the magnificent humpback whale.

Ma Xiaoshu felt deeply regretful.

Zhang Wei lay on the rocks and cried weakly: "Mom...I miss you so much, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo miss...""

Yang Li squatted on the stone, hugged his legs and trembled, making the sound of teeth chattering.

The whale just now scared her out of her wits.

Ma Xiaoshu patted her on the head: "Don't be afraid! With me here, nothing will happen to you. Be brave, boss."

Yang Li: "Hey..."

After comforting the boss, Ma Xiaoshu went to comfort Zhang Wei again: "Don't cry, if you cry again, I'll throw you down to feed the whales."

Zhang Wei: "Whales don't eat people, woo woo woo..."

"Then why are you crying?"

"You don't care about the cowardly thing, wow..."

Ma Xiaoshu was speechless for the first time, and he made sense, I just need to take good care of the boss, it's none of my business whether he dies or not, I'm not his mother.

Over there, Mr. Pei began to practice after exploring the road. He had already climbed halfway up the cliff. While climbing, he shared with Ma Xiaoshu:
"Hey! It was formed by the impact of two crusts, which rushed out of the water about 150 million years ago...these sedimentary limestones make climbing more challenging. What a mess! Fragile limestone, bird droppings, and dried dirt , it shatters when you touch it, it's a nightmare... Oh! Shet! It's so hard..."

Ma Xiaoshu: "You go up, they can't climb up!"

Master Bei: "Don't worry! Zhang has brought a climbing rope."

Ma Xiaoshu was speechless. Seeing the gravel falling down, he couldn't help complaining, did Lao Bei lose his mind?You and I can climb up, how about the two of them?The two of them couldn't go up without the climbing rope, and they had no energy.

Zhang Wei got up and took a look. He was sober in the world, and lay down again: "Ma Xiaoshu, kill me! I can't climb up, and I don't want to climb up."

Ma Xiaoshu said, "Let me think about it."

Zhang Wei: "You really want to kill me? I didn't mess with you."

Ma Xiaoshu: "I said, I think there is another way to go up, who is going to kill you? Are you worthy of me doing it myself?"

Zhang Wei continued to lie down, pretending to be dead when he was tired from crying.

Yang Li suddenly pulled Ma Xiaoshu's clothes, and looked at Ma Xiaoshu pitifully.

Ma Xiaoshu knelt down: "What's wrong?"

Yang Li is now soaked all over, his hair is wet and rubbed behind his head, the makeup on his face is in a mess, but his skin is soft and smooth, and the wet jacket clings to his body. Outline the magnificent scenery, the audience is blessed.

Isn't this more interesting than Liu Yi'an's low-cut outfit in the previous issue?
Yang Li was unusually shy, and whispered: "Well... I want to shush, what should I do?"

Ma Xiaoshu frowned: "I asked the program team to build you a bathroom?"

Yang Li pinched Ma Xiaoshu and stared.

Ma Xiaoshu curled his lips and said, "Can't you just jump into the sea and solve it?"

Yang Li: "Take off your pants in the sea? What if a fish bites me?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "What the hell are you...why do you take off in the sea? Just shush and it's over! After shushing, just rinse and rinse."

Yang Li blushed: "Then, they will cut this paragraph?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Other programs will, but this program may be difficult."

That is, Han Hezhe used wet clothes as a gas mask in this show, and it was broadcast, what are you?
Yang Li looked embarrassed.

Ma Xiaoshu pushed her down: "Okay, let's go."

Yang Li fell into the water with a splash: "Ah! You pull me, I'm afraid I will be washed away."

"it is good!"

"Don't look, tell him not to take pictures."

"Uh……"

Sitting on the edge of the rock, Ma Xiaoshu took Yang Li's hand and let her float in the sea.

After a while, Yang Li had a strange expression on his face: "You can't shush out where you haven't stepped on it."

Ma Xiaoshu: "..."

In the end, Ma Xiaoshu had no choice but to go into the water again, and led Yangli to swim behind another nearby reef, avoiding everyone's eyes, holding her peach buttocks to lift her up to the reef, and let her take off her pants on it to solve the problem.

The cameraman didn't come to get close to take pictures...

Ma Xiaoshu turned his back to Yangli in the sea, he couldn't help shaking his head when he heard the rustling sound.

Sure enough, I can't take the leader to the countryside, it's too difficult to serve!

Yang Li shyly jumped down and pulled Ma Xiaoshu: "Are you annoyed?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "I'm so fucking annoyed! If you weren't my boss, I would have slapped you long ago."

Yang Li: "Actually, the boss can also smoke..."

"roll!"

Ma Xiaoshu swam a few steps away in distaste, and suddenly found that there was a sandy beach obliquely in front of him. It turned out that the island was not surrounded by cliffs.

then……

When Bei Ye escaped from death and climbed up the 20-meter-high cliff, there was no one on the reef below. Looking up, the three guests and a cameraman had already swam to the beach tens of meters away.

Old Bei: "Why does Ma Xiaoshu always find shortcuts? Will it make me look stupid?"

The cameraman gave him a close-up of his face, spitting out the expression of Grandpa Watfak.

When the program aired a month later, the barrage was very sincere:

"It's really stupid, haha..."

"So tired of you, break the rock with bare hands (dog head)"

"After all, it's not around."

"Pei Ye: I never take a detour!"

"Ma Xiaozuo's position is really coquettish."

"Haha, I'm dying of laughter. There's a beach next to me and I'm climbing a cliff."

"Ma Xiaoshu is really a dog."

"Zhang Wei cried!"

"I also remembered that Ma Xiaoshu was scared into the closet during his escape."

"Ma Xiaoshu's courage is a mystery."

"No, didn't anyone say anything about Yang Lihai's peeing? I went back and watched it n times."

"I've watched it many times too, I died laughing."

"How did you shush it in the end?"

"The program group cut it."

"Sister Li is really big."

"The old Beijing cloth shoes worn by Master Pei?"

That's right, Lao Bei did wear old cloth shoes, because he found that they were more comfortable to wear than sneakers, mainly on the heel.

Soon the two groups joined together, and Zhang Wei and Yang Li were almost exhausted because they had been swimming for too long and their physical strength was exhausted.

Master Bei said: "Ma, you can find some food for them nearby. I'll go to the island to check around and see what resources there are."

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Ok!"

Mr. Pei ran and jumped, and got into the plantain grove diagonally above.

Ma Xiaoshu supported Yang Li and said to Zhang Wei: "Come on, the sun is getting more and more poisonous, let's go to the banana forest."

Zhang Wei crawled on the ground: "Ah! I miss secret escapes so much... Escaping from a secret room is much more interesting than escaping from a deserted island..."

This guy is really a bad mouth, he is almost dead, and he keeps nagging.

Yang Li was almost hanging on Ma Xiaoshu's body, and was taken to the banana forest. Ma Xiaoshu got a few banana leaves and spread them on the ground, and asked her to lie on them to rest. Zhang Wei crawled to her side and continued to read, but Yang Li didn't want to talk to him. ,Worn out.

Ma Xiaoshu took out his backpack, and there was only a bottle of salt left in it. He only brought condoms, a knife and salt, the same as last time.

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The program group stipulates that each guest can only bring three things.

Mr. Pei only brought two things, a knife and a flint and steel.

Ma Xiaoshu took Zhang Wei's bag and inspected it. What he brought was a climbing rope, a lighter, and a pair of snappers.

chopsticks?

Ma Xiaoshu threw it at him directly.

Check Yang Li's bag again, it's really interesting, a comb, a mirror, and a lipstick.

"Damn it!"

Ma Xiaoshu threw her bag away, turned around and went to the beach to find food.

Yang Li: "Master, I'm thirsty!"

Ma Xiaoshu was taken aback, don't shout.

Zhang Wei also called out: "Master, I want to drink water too."

"Do you want to drink urine? Useless!"

Ma Xiaoshu is angry at Zhang Wei, who the hell is your master?

Later, when the program team was making subtitles, they translated master into "Master", which is also a very reliable translation.

Ma Xiaoshu scolded him, but he still cut them two banana trees, 90% of which were water.Throw one piece directly to Zhang Wei, cut the other into small pieces, and squeeze it for Yang Li to drink.

Yang Li lay down with his mouth open, swallowing the fallen plantain liquid, feeling weird.