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Chapter 212 Dog
Chapter 212 Dog
The core figure in this wave of injustice is... Chen He.
It's been five days since New Year's Eve, and this guy has been holding back his energy and wanting to prostitute Ma Xiaoshu for free. He always claims to be smart, so how could he be willing to be prostituted by Ma Xiaoshu for free?
Although there was a lot of trouble on the Internet these days, they never worried that Ma Xiaoshu would be banned at all.
Their program team transferred from Xiangzhou to Huzhou, and then went up the river to the mountain city, just to go to prostitute Ma Xiaoshu.
Don't think that if you hide in your hometown, I won't be able to prostitute you!
That's right!
The injustice of Chen He brought the "Hahahaha" program team to Ma Xiaoshu's hometown.
If I can't kidnap you, I'll organize a group to come to your house for dinner.
At the entrance of the village, Chen He got out of the car with a limp, and announced loudly: "I must rub Ma Xiaoshu for an episode! This concerns my dignity in the entertainment industry! We will record this episode at Ma Xiaoshu's house!"
His leg was sprained yesterday while playing basketball, and it was old and crisp with a crack.
It's not easy to push a wheelchair in the mountainous area, so Chen He changed into crutches, and he worked hard enough to prostitute Xiaoshu.
This is the price of getting rid of Zhezhou TV's "Let's Run!"
Because the talk with "Let's Run" broke down, the three of them will withdraw from the recording of next year's show, so they launched their own variety show "Hahahaha" as early as possible.
Speaking of which, Chen He, Deng Yue, and Lu Han only met for the first time because of the recording of "Let's Run", and they didn't know each other for a long time.After recording the show, I had a drink in the evening and bullied Mr. Sha Yi, and formed a friendship, which is really rare.
Thanks to Sha Yi.
Sha Yi sacrifices to heaven, friendship is boundless!
In addition, Ma Xiaoshu and Lu Han hit it off very well, and both were the ones who announced their relationship at the hottest time. Ma Xiaoshu not only became friends with Lu Ge, but also shared the song "Love in BC" with him.
The most coincidental thing is that Ma Xiaoshu is also in the same brain circuit as Lu Han's daughter-in-law, Guan Tongtong.
Although she is ashamed to admit it, the facts speak louder than words.
This... is fate!
The road only reached the entrance of the village, and several cars from the program group were parked on the side of the road.
A petite figure with a majestic chest got out of the van, and the clothes on his chest were rippling: "This mountain road is too steep, I'm about to throw up, hey~"
Deng Yue gloated at the side and said, "You'd better have a good time, otherwise Ma Xiaoshu will beat you to death later!"
Yang Li smiled and gave him a blank look: "You're recording a show, what nonsense?"
Deng Yue: "It will be cut off at that time."
Chen He jumped over: "It won't be knocked down, but it will put Sister Li's head... into the firewood stove."
Yang Li feigned anger: "If you talk nonsense again, I'll break your other leg too!"
Lu Han: "Hahahaha..."
Wang Miyan, Wang Yichen, and Zhang Qiyan on the side didn't dare to laugh. Is this something we can listen to for free?
It must be a joke, how dare Ma Xiaoshu?
All three of them are newcomers who just debuted this year, and, like Ma Xiaoshu, they debuted on talent shows, Wang Miyan is the champion of the talk show, and Wang Yichen and Zhang Qiyan are from the men's team talent show.
However, they can't compare with Ma Xiaoshu, and the combined popularity of the three newcomers is not even a fraction of Ma Xiaoshu's.
Little Red depends on praise, Big Red depends on fate!
What is even more incomparable is the boss, the three of them are owned by Penguin Video, and the resources are not too much, but Ma Xiaoshu's boss has the courage to sacrifice himself for him.
Envy is dead.
The devotion mentioned here means that after Yang Li found out about Siha’s failure to kidnap Ma Xiaoshu last time, she took the initiative to contact Chen Helai to participate in the show. The purpose was to bring Ma Xiaoshu, who was deeply involved in the Internet storm, on the show and get more exposure. .
As a result, the police issued a notice last night, Ma Xiaoshu was wronged, and Xue's popularity skyrocketed again.
Yang Li was naturally happier.
The police affirmed Ma Xiaoshu's willingness to help others, and praised him as a high-quality artist, which Boss Yang couldn't buy with any amount of money.
How badly he has been hacked in the past few days, how popular Ma Xiaoshu is now.
A high-quality entertainer who puts a coat on a whore worker!
Originally, Yang Li meant to let Gao Wen come to the show, but the girl was locked up by her parents when she came home from vacation, because Ma Xiaoshu was caught in the Piaochang storm.
So Yang Li could only do it himself, thinking that this show would take Ma Xiaoshu to travel from the mountain city to Jincheng or something. After all, "Hahahaha" is a road variety show with tourism as the main theme.
But Chen He disagreed.
He had a big idea and proposed to come to Ma Xiaoshu's house for a meal, because he saw Ma Xiaoshu posting a fighting audio and video showing off the fat pig yesterday, saying that he was killing the New Year pig today.
Everyone unanimously approved Chen He's proposal, and did not notify Ma Xiaoshu in advance, giving him a surprise.
It was ten o'clock in the morning, and the mist on the mountain had just lifted.
Under the leadership of the village head, Deng Yue and others walked towards Ma Xiaoshu's house. They contacted the village head in advance as a guide and prepared accommodation for the program staff.
The village chief held his cigarette stick in his mouth, and whispered, "I'll take you there, but don't you say I led the way! That bastard Ma Xiaoshu is so fierce, if he knows that I'm a leader..."
Everyone laughed, did Ma Xiaoshu even beat the village chief?
The village head is also very helpless, Ma Xiaoshu beats people... He treats everyone equally and is absolutely fair.
Soon, a group of people passed through the village, attracting villagers to watch.
"What's the matter?"
"Shoot TV!"
"The village chief is eating skins again..."
"That's Yang Li, he's so good looking!"
"A lot of stars."
"Are they here to look for the tree baby?"
"Could it be that I came to see you?"
"Hey! And a jio stick."
"Chen He, Ma Xiaoshu broke your leg?"
The village head drove the people away and forbade them to make any noise. The teacher who recorded the TV told them to keep it quiet and not shoot them.
Artists are very interested in this old mountain village, and the villagers all look so funny.
Yang Li pursed his lips, Ma Xiaoshu grew up in such an environment?
A group of people came to the other side of the village. Under a tall plum tree, there was a row of houses with earthen walls. On the left was a stone pigsty, and on the right were two "new" houses made of red bricks. It's been a few years.
This is Ma Xiaoshu's home.
Boss Yang suddenly had a sore nose and fell behind to adjust his emotions. Why was he bullied after working so hard?
Deng Yue asked everyone to wait in place and keep quiet. He and Lu Han groped over with a small camera, ready to secretly take pictures to see what Ma Xiaoshu was doing.
The two touched outside the courtyard wall, but did not show their faces, but raised the camera to secretly take pictures.
My younger sister Ma Xiaomiao is sweeping the yard, my mother is chopping pig grass under the eaves, old man Ma is sharpening a butcher knife, where is Ma Xiaoshu?
The camera adjusted the direction and found that Ma Xiaoshu was wearing a smock in the pigsty, holding a big fat pig weighing more than 200 kilograms with his bare hands, and was about to get it out and kill it.
Deng Yue whispered: "Animals! I picked up the pig by myself."
Lu Han: "It looks delicious, haha."
"Wang Wang Wang..."
There was a barking of dogs.
Deng Yue and Lu Han were taken aback, only to see that the half-grown Laizhuo came out of the courtyard gate and rushed towards them.
Deng Yue pulled Lu Han to stand in front of him: "Don't come here! You have to calm down, I'm the actor!"
Lu Han: "Don't use me as a shield! Ma Xiaoshu help!"
Hearing the sound, Ma Xiaoshu left the pig and ran out. When he saw the work, Deng Yue and Lu Han were forced to yell, angrily and funny: "Come work, come back."
Deng Yue patted his heart and said, "I was scared to death..."
Lu Han: "Hahaha! Brother Shu, your work is so fierce. Fortunately, I have a camera stick in my hand, otherwise I must have been bitten."
Ma Xiaoshu had already seen the large army not far away, as well as Yang Li.
"Why are you here?"
"Come and eat."
"What nonsense is Xiaolu talking about? Didn't Ma Xiaoshu say on Douyin that today we are going to kill pigs for the New Year and we are here to help?"
"Ah yes yes yes..."
Ma Xiaoshu's family also walked out of the courtyard, seeing the battle in a daze.
It was Ma Xiaomiao who reacted quickly: "Brothers and sisters, please come in, don't mind if the house is a bit messy. Mom, go and boil some water to make tea, Dad, go and get out the cigarettes and tea leaves."
The old couple went dizzy and couldn't figure out the situation.
Xiao Miao went back to the house and moved a bench to the yard for everyone to sit on. Ma Xiaoshu greeted everyone at the door, and Ma Laijo followed the owner and wagged his tail at everyone.
Ma Xiaoshu: "Brother He, it's your idea again, right?"
Chen He: "What? You're not welcome?"
Ma Xiaoshu: "Not welcome."
Chen He: "I don't care if you like it or not, I'm sure you're going to eat today."
Yang Li puffed up his chest: "What? You're not welcome?"
Ma Xiaoshu: "Welcome, welcome! Dad, Mom, this is Boss Yang Liyang, the leader of our company. I owe my success to the boss."
The horse father and the horse mother are enthusiastic, and they lead each other, making Yang Li shy.
"Hey~ It's Ma Xiaoshu fighting for himself!"
The old man Ma took the Huazi bought by his son and smoked everyone. He didn't know what to say, so he made himself awkward in his own home.
Seven artists, more than 20 cameramen and staff, all crowded into the courtyard of Ma's house, forming a huge crowd.
Pig, terrified.
There are so many Twolegs, what if one pig is not enough to eat?
Yang Li came to work with snacks: "Call my sister."
Deng Yue: "Should I be called Auntie? Usually dogs are owned by sons and daughters."
Yang Li's heart thumped, and he almost revealed his secrets again, and changed his words: "Come on, call me auntie!"
Come to work and ignore her.
Chen He's foot was sprained, and he sat on the bamboo chair in the courtyard drinking the tea Ma Xiaomiao brought, basking in the sun and said, "Come on, come over and call Uncle, Uncle will give you a red envelope."
Deng Yue was eating melon seeds beside him: "It really opened its mouth and called you uncle, it scared you to death, and scared your head off."
Laizhuo raised his left front leg and limped over: "Wow~"
Chen He opened his mouth wide: "..."
Deng Yue: "Pfft~~"
Lu Han lost control of his expression in an instant: "Hahahaha he learned from you, Brother He, come to work and learn from your lame hahaha..."
Others who saw this scene couldn't help laughing.
Chen He: "Friends, this is the biggest insult I have ever received in my life, and it comes from a dog!"
After the show was broadcast, the barrage was shocked:
"Hahaha……"
"Ma Xiaoshu's dog is such a good dog!"
"It's a real dog."
"I want to say, it looks like learning."
"Chen He is dumbfounded."
"He's a star dog, and his acting skills are top-notch!"
"This dog was born to Ma Xiaoshu, the identification has been completed."
(End of this chapter)
The core figure in this wave of injustice is... Chen He.
It's been five days since New Year's Eve, and this guy has been holding back his energy and wanting to prostitute Ma Xiaoshu for free. He always claims to be smart, so how could he be willing to be prostituted by Ma Xiaoshu for free?
Although there was a lot of trouble on the Internet these days, they never worried that Ma Xiaoshu would be banned at all.
Their program team transferred from Xiangzhou to Huzhou, and then went up the river to the mountain city, just to go to prostitute Ma Xiaoshu.
Don't think that if you hide in your hometown, I won't be able to prostitute you!
That's right!
The injustice of Chen He brought the "Hahahaha" program team to Ma Xiaoshu's hometown.
If I can't kidnap you, I'll organize a group to come to your house for dinner.
At the entrance of the village, Chen He got out of the car with a limp, and announced loudly: "I must rub Ma Xiaoshu for an episode! This concerns my dignity in the entertainment industry! We will record this episode at Ma Xiaoshu's house!"
His leg was sprained yesterday while playing basketball, and it was old and crisp with a crack.
It's not easy to push a wheelchair in the mountainous area, so Chen He changed into crutches, and he worked hard enough to prostitute Xiaoshu.
This is the price of getting rid of Zhezhou TV's "Let's Run!"
Because the talk with "Let's Run" broke down, the three of them will withdraw from the recording of next year's show, so they launched their own variety show "Hahahaha" as early as possible.
Speaking of which, Chen He, Deng Yue, and Lu Han only met for the first time because of the recording of "Let's Run", and they didn't know each other for a long time.After recording the show, I had a drink in the evening and bullied Mr. Sha Yi, and formed a friendship, which is really rare.
Thanks to Sha Yi.
Sha Yi sacrifices to heaven, friendship is boundless!
In addition, Ma Xiaoshu and Lu Han hit it off very well, and both were the ones who announced their relationship at the hottest time. Ma Xiaoshu not only became friends with Lu Ge, but also shared the song "Love in BC" with him.
The most coincidental thing is that Ma Xiaoshu is also in the same brain circuit as Lu Han's daughter-in-law, Guan Tongtong.
Although she is ashamed to admit it, the facts speak louder than words.
This... is fate!
The road only reached the entrance of the village, and several cars from the program group were parked on the side of the road.
A petite figure with a majestic chest got out of the van, and the clothes on his chest were rippling: "This mountain road is too steep, I'm about to throw up, hey~"
Deng Yue gloated at the side and said, "You'd better have a good time, otherwise Ma Xiaoshu will beat you to death later!"
Yang Li smiled and gave him a blank look: "You're recording a show, what nonsense?"
Deng Yue: "It will be cut off at that time."
Chen He jumped over: "It won't be knocked down, but it will put Sister Li's head... into the firewood stove."
Yang Li feigned anger: "If you talk nonsense again, I'll break your other leg too!"
Lu Han: "Hahahaha..."
Wang Miyan, Wang Yichen, and Zhang Qiyan on the side didn't dare to laugh. Is this something we can listen to for free?
It must be a joke, how dare Ma Xiaoshu?
All three of them are newcomers who just debuted this year, and, like Ma Xiaoshu, they debuted on talent shows, Wang Miyan is the champion of the talk show, and Wang Yichen and Zhang Qiyan are from the men's team talent show.
However, they can't compare with Ma Xiaoshu, and the combined popularity of the three newcomers is not even a fraction of Ma Xiaoshu's.
Little Red depends on praise, Big Red depends on fate!
What is even more incomparable is the boss, the three of them are owned by Penguin Video, and the resources are not too much, but Ma Xiaoshu's boss has the courage to sacrifice himself for him.
Envy is dead.
The devotion mentioned here means that after Yang Li found out about Siha’s failure to kidnap Ma Xiaoshu last time, she took the initiative to contact Chen Helai to participate in the show. The purpose was to bring Ma Xiaoshu, who was deeply involved in the Internet storm, on the show and get more exposure. .
As a result, the police issued a notice last night, Ma Xiaoshu was wronged, and Xue's popularity skyrocketed again.
Yang Li was naturally happier.
The police affirmed Ma Xiaoshu's willingness to help others, and praised him as a high-quality artist, which Boss Yang couldn't buy with any amount of money.
How badly he has been hacked in the past few days, how popular Ma Xiaoshu is now.
A high-quality entertainer who puts a coat on a whore worker!
Originally, Yang Li meant to let Gao Wen come to the show, but the girl was locked up by her parents when she came home from vacation, because Ma Xiaoshu was caught in the Piaochang storm.
So Yang Li could only do it himself, thinking that this show would take Ma Xiaoshu to travel from the mountain city to Jincheng or something. After all, "Hahahaha" is a road variety show with tourism as the main theme.
But Chen He disagreed.
He had a big idea and proposed to come to Ma Xiaoshu's house for a meal, because he saw Ma Xiaoshu posting a fighting audio and video showing off the fat pig yesterday, saying that he was killing the New Year pig today.
Everyone unanimously approved Chen He's proposal, and did not notify Ma Xiaoshu in advance, giving him a surprise.
It was ten o'clock in the morning, and the mist on the mountain had just lifted.
Under the leadership of the village head, Deng Yue and others walked towards Ma Xiaoshu's house. They contacted the village head in advance as a guide and prepared accommodation for the program staff.
The village chief held his cigarette stick in his mouth, and whispered, "I'll take you there, but don't you say I led the way! That bastard Ma Xiaoshu is so fierce, if he knows that I'm a leader..."
Everyone laughed, did Ma Xiaoshu even beat the village chief?
The village head is also very helpless, Ma Xiaoshu beats people... He treats everyone equally and is absolutely fair.
Soon, a group of people passed through the village, attracting villagers to watch.
"What's the matter?"
"Shoot TV!"
"The village chief is eating skins again..."
"That's Yang Li, he's so good looking!"
"A lot of stars."
"Are they here to look for the tree baby?"
"Could it be that I came to see you?"
"Hey! And a jio stick."
"Chen He, Ma Xiaoshu broke your leg?"
The village head drove the people away and forbade them to make any noise. The teacher who recorded the TV told them to keep it quiet and not shoot them.
Artists are very interested in this old mountain village, and the villagers all look so funny.
Yang Li pursed his lips, Ma Xiaoshu grew up in such an environment?
A group of people came to the other side of the village. Under a tall plum tree, there was a row of houses with earthen walls. On the left was a stone pigsty, and on the right were two "new" houses made of red bricks. It's been a few years.
This is Ma Xiaoshu's home.
Boss Yang suddenly had a sore nose and fell behind to adjust his emotions. Why was he bullied after working so hard?
Deng Yue asked everyone to wait in place and keep quiet. He and Lu Han groped over with a small camera, ready to secretly take pictures to see what Ma Xiaoshu was doing.
The two touched outside the courtyard wall, but did not show their faces, but raised the camera to secretly take pictures.
My younger sister Ma Xiaomiao is sweeping the yard, my mother is chopping pig grass under the eaves, old man Ma is sharpening a butcher knife, where is Ma Xiaoshu?
The camera adjusted the direction and found that Ma Xiaoshu was wearing a smock in the pigsty, holding a big fat pig weighing more than 200 kilograms with his bare hands, and was about to get it out and kill it.
Deng Yue whispered: "Animals! I picked up the pig by myself."
Lu Han: "It looks delicious, haha."
"Wang Wang Wang..."
There was a barking of dogs.
Deng Yue and Lu Han were taken aback, only to see that the half-grown Laizhuo came out of the courtyard gate and rushed towards them.
Deng Yue pulled Lu Han to stand in front of him: "Don't come here! You have to calm down, I'm the actor!"
Lu Han: "Don't use me as a shield! Ma Xiaoshu help!"
Hearing the sound, Ma Xiaoshu left the pig and ran out. When he saw the work, Deng Yue and Lu Han were forced to yell, angrily and funny: "Come work, come back."
Deng Yue patted his heart and said, "I was scared to death..."
Lu Han: "Hahaha! Brother Shu, your work is so fierce. Fortunately, I have a camera stick in my hand, otherwise I must have been bitten."
Ma Xiaoshu had already seen the large army not far away, as well as Yang Li.
"Why are you here?"
"Come and eat."
"What nonsense is Xiaolu talking about? Didn't Ma Xiaoshu say on Douyin that today we are going to kill pigs for the New Year and we are here to help?"
"Ah yes yes yes..."
Ma Xiaoshu's family also walked out of the courtyard, seeing the battle in a daze.
It was Ma Xiaomiao who reacted quickly: "Brothers and sisters, please come in, don't mind if the house is a bit messy. Mom, go and boil some water to make tea, Dad, go and get out the cigarettes and tea leaves."
The old couple went dizzy and couldn't figure out the situation.
Xiao Miao went back to the house and moved a bench to the yard for everyone to sit on. Ma Xiaoshu greeted everyone at the door, and Ma Laijo followed the owner and wagged his tail at everyone.
Ma Xiaoshu: "Brother He, it's your idea again, right?"
Chen He: "What? You're not welcome?"
Ma Xiaoshu: "Not welcome."
Chen He: "I don't care if you like it or not, I'm sure you're going to eat today."
Yang Li puffed up his chest: "What? You're not welcome?"
Ma Xiaoshu: "Welcome, welcome! Dad, Mom, this is Boss Yang Liyang, the leader of our company. I owe my success to the boss."
The horse father and the horse mother are enthusiastic, and they lead each other, making Yang Li shy.
"Hey~ It's Ma Xiaoshu fighting for himself!"
The old man Ma took the Huazi bought by his son and smoked everyone. He didn't know what to say, so he made himself awkward in his own home.
Seven artists, more than 20 cameramen and staff, all crowded into the courtyard of Ma's house, forming a huge crowd.
Pig, terrified.
There are so many Twolegs, what if one pig is not enough to eat?
Yang Li came to work with snacks: "Call my sister."
Deng Yue: "Should I be called Auntie? Usually dogs are owned by sons and daughters."
Yang Li's heart thumped, and he almost revealed his secrets again, and changed his words: "Come on, call me auntie!"
Come to work and ignore her.
Chen He's foot was sprained, and he sat on the bamboo chair in the courtyard drinking the tea Ma Xiaomiao brought, basking in the sun and said, "Come on, come over and call Uncle, Uncle will give you a red envelope."
Deng Yue was eating melon seeds beside him: "It really opened its mouth and called you uncle, it scared you to death, and scared your head off."
Laizhuo raised his left front leg and limped over: "Wow~"
Chen He opened his mouth wide: "..."
Deng Yue: "Pfft~~"
Lu Han lost control of his expression in an instant: "Hahahaha he learned from you, Brother He, come to work and learn from your lame hahaha..."
Others who saw this scene couldn't help laughing.
Chen He: "Friends, this is the biggest insult I have ever received in my life, and it comes from a dog!"
After the show was broadcast, the barrage was shocked:
"Hahaha……"
"Ma Xiaoshu's dog is such a good dog!"
"It's a real dog."
"I want to say, it looks like learning."
"Chen He is dumbfounded."
"He's a star dog, and his acting skills are top-notch!"
"This dog was born to Ma Xiaoshu, the identification has been completed."
(End of this chapter)
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