Country Composer

Chapter 279 The Offensive Guest

Of course, the program team couldn't capture Ma Xiaoshu's childhood appearance, but simply took a picture of Ma Xiaoshu's hometown. Many video clips were stolen from other programs, splicing together a miserable rural scene.

Lu Yu: "It's hard to imagine that a talented musician like Ma Xiaoshu grew up in such a poor and backward environment..."

Ma Xiaoshu immediately retorted: "I sue you for slander! You say it's okay to be poor, but we are not backward. We are advanced in thinking and high in consciousness. My dad can also dance mechanical dances."

Lu Yu smiled and said: "I understand your strong hometown plot, and I don't want others to say that your hometown is not good."

Ma Xiaoshu: "It's good in the first place, but you don't understand."

Lu Yu's program has more than one interview that has turned into a quarrel, but she doesn't realize it at all, and thinks the atmosphere is good.

So, she said: "Then you share with us the good places in your hometown."

Ma Xiaoshu: "..."

Thinking about it carefully, it seems that there is indeed nothing to share.

This made Ma Xiaoshu a little ashamed. I really don't know enough about my hometown. My dad could chat with you all night while smoking leaf cigarettes, and the village chief could fight you for three days and three nights.

Fortunately, the host is Lu Yu, she doesn't care if you answer or not, and soon she skips to the next question:
"Eh? I'm very curious. I heard that you went to a village primary school when you were a child. Does the village primary school have a canteen?"

"There is no cafeteria, so I bring my own meals."

"I heard from the editor and director that it's just an iron box containing rice, water, sweet potatoes and some other vegetables, right? I brought it to school. It's almost noon, and the teacher put all the lunch boxes in the pot to steam. Is that right?"

"Correct."

"Any meat or something?"

"No."

"Why don't you eat meat? Is meat perishable? Or is there some reason?"

Lu Yu stared at Ma Xiaoshu curiously.

Ma Xiaoshu recalled: "Meat is not easy to spoil. My hometown makes bacon and cured meat, which are not easy to spoil. It's just that everyone doesn't like to eat them. They like to eat fresh vegetables."

Lu Yu: "So, it's not because you can't afford meat, right?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "In our hometown, every family kills at least one new year pig every year. How can there be no meat to eat? I'm tired of eating, and vegetables are even rarer."

Lu Yu was still a little disappointed. If Ma Xiaoshu couldn't afford to eat meat when he was a child, the effect of this show would be different.

She also concluded: "Although Ma Xiaoshu's family was poor when he was young, he could basically eat meat and rice every day. Unlike the last time I interviewed a celebrity, he could only eat steamed buns when he was young... "

Ma Xiaoshu: "The person you're talking about is a northerner, right?"

Lu Yu: "Ah! How do you know?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Guess. In fact, I was very poor when I was a child. I couldn't eat two meals of steamed buns a year. I never ate a meal of pork stewed vermicelli and pot buns since I was a child."

Lu Yu: "Is that right? The mountainous area is definitely not rich."

Ma Xiaoshu smiled slightly, and nodded to show that what you said was right.

Suddenly Ma Xiaoshu stopped being angry, he found the show quite interesting, and few of these talk show hosts were reliable, such as Lu Yu and Hu Hua.

Lu Yu commented: "Ma Xiaoshu has endured hardships. Does this experience have any impact on your creation or outlook on life? Difficult environments are the best for training people!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "It doesn't matter! Those who emphasize that suffering is a treasure and a loss is a blessing, one of them is a fucking bastard. None of them have suffered, but they always lead others to praise suffering and dedication. Why don't they themselves To contribute? Let me say that the best state of this society is that no one suffers or suffers. Wealth! Fairness! Difficulty cannot bring a person qualitative sublimation, learning ability."

Lu Yu: "Really? I don't agree."

Ma Xiaoshu: "You, a person who doesn't even know how to eat rice in the south and noodles in the north, what right do you have to disagree? Have you ever suffered? You haven't, but you still became a host, and with a good income, you lived living a decent life. Why?"

Lu Yu thought about it seriously, and then said: "Actually, rice is eaten in the north. Many friends around me eat northeast rice."

Ma Xiaoshu leaned back, wow, he has never encountered such a powerful idiot in his life.

Even Ma Hanpi found it a bit difficult.

Was the focus of my fucking sentence just now on eating rice and noodles?It's about why you should be the host!

Ma Xiaoshu: "Although the Northeast produces rice, but..."

Lu Yu raised his hand: "I eat Thai fragrant rice, but I'm not used to northeast rice. Are you used to it? It's round and soft."

Ma Xiaoshu: "..."

You fucking, prose interview?
The audience burst out laughing. Although they were invited by the program group, they are also human beings.

Ma Xiaoshu thought to himself, could this kind of silly questioning be the style of this show?Is this what the show wants?
Blame me for being too serious today?

Ok!Then I let myself go.

Ma Xiaoshu said: "I actually don't like to eat rice, I prefer to eat."

Lu Yu: "Rice is rice, rice."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Ah! That's how it is."

Lu Yu: "..."

She couldn't figure out whether Ma Xiaoshu was really stupid or not, anyway, it was said on the Internet that he was not very smart.

Next, Lu Yu shifted the topic to Ma Xiaoshu's major. This time Ma Xiaoshu came to the show, there was a gimmick, that is, his album "Ma Xiaoshu 2022" was released for three months, and he set a sales record in the mainland. This record has been dusty for more than ten years. years.

After praising Ma Xiaoshu, he became sensitive again.

"Hao Shengyin said you are a singer, do you recognize it?"

"I……"

"You definitely don't admit it. Jackdaw said that you rely on chord routines to write songs, do you admit it?"

"actually……"

"You won't admit it either."

"You know everything, why are you still asking me?"

"Isn't this an interview program? We're going to interact. There's another question. You've had a lot of controversy along the way. If you were given another music competition program, would you still go?"

Lu Yu looked at Ma Xiaoshu.

Ma Xiaoshu crossed Erlang's legs without speaking, and made a gesture of invitation.

Lu Yu: "You will say yes, even if you don't want to compete anymore in your heart, you still can't say it."

"I would like to go."

"Look! I'm afraid that others will say that you are unprofessional, so I have to say I'm going."

"I'm afraid of being professional in everything. How can there be so many professionals in the world? I am not professional in songwriting, and neither is your host."

"I……"

Ma Xiaoshu was really laughed at: "Auntie, I think you don't live in your own world, you don't understand anything, so what are you rushing to answer? For a talented singer like me, there is a professional music competition invitation. It's a recognition. You don't know the difference between a pop singer and a professional vocalist, and it's an honor to be on stage with them."

Lu Yu said innocently: "Auntie? Am I very old? I will be very angry if others say I am old."

excellent!

Perfectly got to the central idea of ​​Ma Xiaoshu's long series of words.

Ma Xiaoshu smiled happily, this show is really interesting: "Look, many people say I'm ugly, right? I'm very angry. Although I don't care about my looks, I am angry. Why? Because I really don't look good. Similarly, when people say you are old, you will get angry. Because that is the truth!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The audience was overjoyed, Ma Xiaoshu is really a little philosopher.

Lu Yu curled her lips, not in a very good mood: "You're only growing old!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Yes, yes, not only do I grow old, but there are always fools around me."

Lu Yu: "There are always idiots around you!"

Ma Xiaoshu didn't even refute, this host was very happy to be angry, much more patient than those previous hosts.

Later, we talked about working to make money.

Lu Yu said, "Will you spend the money you earn on your girlfriend?"

Ma Xiaoshu's salary card is now in the hands of Gao Wen, but he doesn't say: "No, I don't spend a penny on her. I often spend her money, basically spending a month's living expenses in a week, and then, the rest For 20 days, she ate naan every day."

Lu Yu: "The person you're talking about is Gu Lina, right? The old lady Gao Wen's living expenses."

Ma Xiaoshu was startled: "How do you know?"

Lu Yu: "When "Xuanyuan Sword" was broadcast last year, they came to our show. Gulina said it herself."

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Oh, I thought you installed surveillance cameras in my house."

Lu Yu: "A digression, if, I mean, if you broke up with Gao Wen, what would you do?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Find another one."

Lu Yu: "Huh? Isn't the standard answer all the same? Should I chase her back?"

Ma Xiaoshu said with disgust: "Since I still chased her back, why should I break up with her? Are you sick? If you feel good, stay together forever."

Lu Yu jumped up again: "Will you guys get married?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Yes! I've checked on Baidu, it only costs 9 yuan for a pair, and the process is very simple. Although I haven't practiced it, I will."

Lu Yu: "I'm asking if you two will get married?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "What? Do you want to accompany the gift?"

Lu Yu: "Not at all."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Then why are you asking so many questions?"

When the first program was broadcast, the barrage kept cheering Ma Xiaoshu on. There are not many people who can cure Luyu, and Ma Xiaoshu is one of them.

Ma Xiaoshu is an offensive guest.

Lu Yu was a little angry, interrupted the interview and asked Ma Xiaoshu to perform and sing. This time on the show, Ma Xiaoshu will also play two songs, one "Elope" and "Kiss Goodbye". These two songs have just been recorded and are about to be released as a single .

The song "Elope" was hand-picked by Boss Yang, and he even spent a lot of money to make the MV.

After singing, the interview continued.

Lu Yu: "Why do I feel that you are not singing as well as you did in the previous audition? Is that kind of atmosphere infectious?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "No, it's because you don't understand music."

Lu Yu: "But I have ears, so I can tell a little bit."

Ma Xiaoshu: "You still have brains."

Lu Yu: "What do you mean?"

Ma Xiaoshu: "It means that what you have may not be useful, some things are just like the appendix for fun. Think about it, you don't even know how to host, can you understand music? I don't even understand music."

(End of this chapter)