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Chapter 317 I Protect You
Chapter 317 I Protect You
Ma Xiaoshu took revenge and continued to record programs with them. For the variety show "Escape Room", one theme will be broadcast in two episodes, so the time is actually very long.
Yang Li still took good care of Ma Xiaoshu, stayed by his side all the time, and was not as active in doing tasks as usual.
The second secret room is the living room. After completing the task of spelling couplets, the door opened, but instead of letting them go, it started the last task, going outside to fetch the wedding shoes and put them in the wedding platform.
Wang Minghao took the task card and said: "The unmarried Wuma is asked to fetch the shoes alone, who is the unmarried Wuma? Ma Xiaoshu?"
Ma Xiaoshu: "I don't need my last name to be Ma!"
Yang Li: "Pfft~"
Zhang Wei: "It has nothing to do with the surname Ma. He belongs to the zodiac and the time of day... The horse is not the sheep at noon, which means this person belongs to the horse."
Zhang Guowei: "Who is the horse?"
Peng Youchang hurriedly said: "I'm not, I'm a dog, hehehe..."
张伟:“算算啊,马年是78年、90年和02年,也就是说今年45岁或者33岁。”
Wang Minghao understood: "Oh! Who is the horse?"
Yang Li held back his laughter, and silently opened a bottle of Mirinda and handed it to Ma Xiaoshu.
Ma Xiaoshu took it, hid in the corner to drink, couldn't see me, couldn't see me...
The program team is doing things!
It is completely aimed at!
Ma Xiaoshu is not afraid in the wilderness, it is because he can ensure safety, but not in this program, the program crew will always mess with moths, among other things, a sudden scary sound effect is enough to make you shiver of.
For Ma Xiaosong, who has to hold two girls while watching horror movies, it is too challenging to do solo tasks in the dark.
Finally, everyone saw Ma Xiaoshu.
"It's him, it's Ma Xiaoshu!"
"He's 21 this year!"
"Yes, he's from 02."
"That's you."
"Hehehe... Do you think you can hide it by hiding and not talking?"
"Come on, Brother Shu! Acrimy~"
Ever since Ma Xiaoshu's variety shows and movies became popular, Boss Yang often called him Brother Shu in public, saying it was to raise his status, which was weird.
Ma Xiaoshu put on the mask of pain in an instant: "What kind of plane are you doing? What are the wedding shoes? Could it be the wedding shoes on the feet of the bride in the bedroom just now?"
Zhang Wei: "Congratulations, you answered correctly!"
Wang Minghao: "Come on!"
Ma Xiaoshu felt very uncomfortable: "Can I not go?"
Zhang Wei: "You meet all the conditions for an unmarried Wuma, unless you say you are married now, then you don't need to go."
Ma Xiaoshu: "If you're married, you have to go in. I'm not yet 22."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
"Hey hey hey..."
Boss Yang laughed loudly, and it took him a while to comfort Ma Xiaoshu and said, "Be brave! Show off your vigor for killing pythons, you are not afraid of wild beasts, why are you afraid of the dark?"
Ma Xiaoshu: "I..."
Can this be compared?
In terms of horror, it must be: people>ghosts>beasts.
Zhang Wei: "It's all the places we've been to just now. At most, it's just reaching out and grabbing you. It's okay, and that bride is a dummy."
Ma Xiaoshu: "Are you sure it's a dummy?"
Zhang Wei: "Sure, didn't I just take off the hijab for you to see? Didn't you see it?"
Ma Xiaoshu didn't dare to look at it.
Soon, he went out, and the aisle outside was pitch black, with no light at all.
Ma Xiaoshu was worried for a long time, it was really difficult, he felt that the program team would come out to scare him at any time, even though he knew it was fake, he would still be scared.After all, Ma Xiaoshu met his elder brother when he was a child...
Listening to Ma Xiaoshu talking to himself in pain wandering outside, the five inside the room laughed like crazy.
Ordinary people are frightened, and there is no such comic effect, but Ma Xiaoshu, a macho man who is killing people in the wilderness, is frightened, which is different. This is called contrast.
Peng Youchang knew he couldn't accompany him, so he was extra brave: "Why don't I accompany him, hehehe..."
Zhang Wei: "You are really a dog."
Yang Li raised his legs: "Hahaha... I asked the program team to add a single-line task for him, isn't it amazing?"
Wang Minghao said: "Just now I said that you are the best boss, wow, looking at it now...it's scary."
Yang Li: "What do you know? I'm just adding a play to him, and by the way let the audience friends see his unknown side."
Outside, Ma Xiaoshu closed his eyes, he couldn't see anything anyway.
He stood at the door doing psychological construction for himself, it doesn't matter, it's all fake, just treat it as Gou Jian and the others trying to scare me with pranks, ah, thinking about it this way makes me feel much better...
swoosh~
Ma Xiaoshu rushed out, leaning on the wall and ran towards the dimly lit distance, which was the room where the program was recorded just now.
"Don't mess with me! Those on both sides don't reach out, I'll kill you! I can kill a crocodile, little Kalami, don't reach out! Please..."
Ma Xiaoshu threatened while running.
"Ah heh heh..."
Suddenly there was a strange laugh.
Ma Xiaoshu jumped up: "Oh damn! What sound effects are you playing? The program crew just wait for me."
bang bang bang...
The window next to it was suddenly flapped.
"Ahhhhh!!"
Ma Xiaoshu was shocked.
Then, just kick at the window.
bang~
"Ouch……"
An NPC was kicked.
Ma Xiaoshu felt relieved when he heard the cry: "I told you not to scare me, I will not listen."
A voice came from outside: "Director, Ma Xiaoshu hit someone."
Ma Xiaoshu apologized loudly: "I'm sorry! I'll hit again next time. Hmph~"
Finally, Ma Xiaoshu walked into the room: "Wow! Wasn't the light on when I left just now? Why is it dark again?"
He groped into the bedroom and found the hijab-covered bride, but did not approach right away.
"Shouldn't it be replaced by a real person? You want to scare me!"
Now that Ma Xiaoshu has learned a lot, he always felt that the task of the program group was not that simple, so he took a stick to poke the bride, which was indeed a dummy in terms of weight.
So, Ma Xiaoshu went to take off the shoes on the bride's feet, muttering:
"Axi~ Don't scare me, don't scare me, I will really hit someone..."
Take off the embroidered shoes.
Ma Xiaoshu breathed a sigh of relief: "Huh...it's okay."
At this time.
A hand reached out from under the bed and touched him.
Ma Xiaoshu was shocked, grabbed the hand and dragged the person out, rubbing the NPC on the ground: "Ah! Why are you scaring me? Why?"
NPC: "Oh, Brother Shu, take it easy..."
Ma Xiaoshu moved the person for a while, cursing and preparing to leave, he was afraid that someone would come to scare him.
"what?"
As soon as Ma Xiaoshu took two steps, he turned his head.
NPC: "Why?"
Ma Xiaoshu: "Lend me your body."
NPC: "..."
"Ah ah ah ah..."
"Ah ah ah ah..."
Ma Xiaoshu rushed out with the NPC on his shoulders, screaming while rushing, and the NPC also screamed loudly in fright.
Sure enough, many hands stretched out beside him, but Ma Xiaoshu was accompanied by him, so he was not so afraid, and quickly rushed back to the living room with the NPC on his shoulders, and then put the NPC on the ground.
"Huhuhu..."
Panting heavily, Ma Xiaoshu threw the embroidered shoes on the ground, and then squatted in the corner, his back was covered in cold sweat.This is not timidity, but a natural sense of fear from the heart.
What kind of secret room is this?Obviously a haunted house.
Yang Li was the first to come up and pat Ma Xiaoshu on the back: "Okay, okay! Brother Shu, you are awesome, take it easy..."
Others were curious: "Why is there an extra person?"
The NPC bowed silently and went out to leave.
Ma Xiaoshu: "He hid under the bed and suddenly stretched out his hand to grab me, so I grabbed him and came with me."
Zhang Wei: "This method is good! Next time if you are afraid again, grab an NPC to accompany you."
Ma Xiaoshu: "I know, next time I will have experience, and if I dare to stretch out my hand to scare people, I will pull them all out and tie them up."
Everyone praised him.
Young man, your thinking is very criminal. No wonder you were named Master in the last season. The thinking is not ordinary and special.
Next they came to the Taozhai ancestral hall, it was pitch black, there was a ghost knocking on the door outside, it was very scary, there were six white candles in the room, which would ignite spontaneously, the guests had to blow out one candle each, to ensure that all of them were blown out. Only when it is destroyed can it be safe.
Although Ma Xiaoshu is afraid, but he has a large lung capacity, so he can blow accurately.
Sudden.
The portrait on the wall in front of everyone slid down, revealing a bride in red dress and green lights, very eerie.
"Ah ah ah..."
For a moment, everyone screamed.
Peng Youchang was the one who was the most frightened. He screamed, trembled, ran around, and finally hugged Wang Minghao and called his mother.
Ma Xiaoshu was better, screaming strangely, stepped behind Yang Li, and supported her against the wall, blocking that grimace.
Don't be afraid as long as you can't see it!
Yang Li: "Huh??"
In a few seconds, the grimace disappeared and the portrait returned.
Zhang Guowei looked at Ma Xiaoshu curiously: "Who are you?"
Ma Xiaoshu: "If you block it, you won't be able to see it."
Yang Li: "It's gone, let me down."
Ma Xiaoshu confirmed it, and put the boss down: "Fortunately, I blocked it for you, Sister Li, otherwise you will be scared."
Yang Li was speechless: "Hey... I have seen it and I was very scared, but the moment I was pressed against the wall like a shield, I was not afraid anymore, I just wanted to laugh... Ma Xiaoshu, you are ready to sacrifice me at any time ?”
Ma Xiaoshu: "Nonsense, I'm obviously protecting you."
Everyone was shocked, Ma Xiaoshu's mouth was really hard.
Yang Li could only say, "Thank you!"
Ma Xiaoshu: "You're welcome."
Yang Li: "Although I was very scared at the time, I didn't cry out. I grew up, but Ma Xiaoshu put me on the wall. Do you know how powerful it is? It hurt my chest!"
Zhang Wei immediately said: "It's too much! Ma Xiaoshu, why don't you rub it with your boss?"
Yang Li: "That's unnecessary!"
The occasion is wrong!
Zhang Wei asked again: "Then you still dare to go to his show? Are you afraid that Ma Xiaoshu will throw you over if he meets a tiger?"
Yang Li said proudly: "Of course not! He is only afraid of ghosts. Last time I was trampled by a sheep, didn't Ma Xiaoshu help me avenge it? Even though it scared me."
The program continued to be recorded, but Ma Xiaoshu was numb and couldn't participate at all.
There is one thing to say, everyone said that Ma Xiaoshu's program was abnormal, but in fact this program was abnormal. If someone had a heart attack, he would probably be scared to death on the spot.
(End of this chapter)
Ma Xiaoshu took revenge and continued to record programs with them. For the variety show "Escape Room", one theme will be broadcast in two episodes, so the time is actually very long.
Yang Li still took good care of Ma Xiaoshu, stayed by his side all the time, and was not as active in doing tasks as usual.
The second secret room is the living room. After completing the task of spelling couplets, the door opened, but instead of letting them go, it started the last task, going outside to fetch the wedding shoes and put them in the wedding platform.
Wang Minghao took the task card and said: "The unmarried Wuma is asked to fetch the shoes alone, who is the unmarried Wuma? Ma Xiaoshu?"
Ma Xiaoshu: "I don't need my last name to be Ma!"
Yang Li: "Pfft~"
Zhang Wei: "It has nothing to do with the surname Ma. He belongs to the zodiac and the time of day... The horse is not the sheep at noon, which means this person belongs to the horse."
Zhang Guowei: "Who is the horse?"
Peng Youchang hurriedly said: "I'm not, I'm a dog, hehehe..."
张伟:“算算啊,马年是78年、90年和02年,也就是说今年45岁或者33岁。”
Wang Minghao understood: "Oh! Who is the horse?"
Yang Li held back his laughter, and silently opened a bottle of Mirinda and handed it to Ma Xiaoshu.
Ma Xiaoshu took it, hid in the corner to drink, couldn't see me, couldn't see me...
The program team is doing things!
It is completely aimed at!
Ma Xiaoshu is not afraid in the wilderness, it is because he can ensure safety, but not in this program, the program crew will always mess with moths, among other things, a sudden scary sound effect is enough to make you shiver of.
For Ma Xiaosong, who has to hold two girls while watching horror movies, it is too challenging to do solo tasks in the dark.
Finally, everyone saw Ma Xiaoshu.
"It's him, it's Ma Xiaoshu!"
"He's 21 this year!"
"Yes, he's from 02."
"That's you."
"Hehehe... Do you think you can hide it by hiding and not talking?"
"Come on, Brother Shu! Acrimy~"
Ever since Ma Xiaoshu's variety shows and movies became popular, Boss Yang often called him Brother Shu in public, saying it was to raise his status, which was weird.
Ma Xiaoshu put on the mask of pain in an instant: "What kind of plane are you doing? What are the wedding shoes? Could it be the wedding shoes on the feet of the bride in the bedroom just now?"
Zhang Wei: "Congratulations, you answered correctly!"
Wang Minghao: "Come on!"
Ma Xiaoshu felt very uncomfortable: "Can I not go?"
Zhang Wei: "You meet all the conditions for an unmarried Wuma, unless you say you are married now, then you don't need to go."
Ma Xiaoshu: "If you're married, you have to go in. I'm not yet 22."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
"Hey hey hey..."
Boss Yang laughed loudly, and it took him a while to comfort Ma Xiaoshu and said, "Be brave! Show off your vigor for killing pythons, you are not afraid of wild beasts, why are you afraid of the dark?"
Ma Xiaoshu: "I..."
Can this be compared?
In terms of horror, it must be: people>ghosts>beasts.
Zhang Wei: "It's all the places we've been to just now. At most, it's just reaching out and grabbing you. It's okay, and that bride is a dummy."
Ma Xiaoshu: "Are you sure it's a dummy?"
Zhang Wei: "Sure, didn't I just take off the hijab for you to see? Didn't you see it?"
Ma Xiaoshu didn't dare to look at it.
Soon, he went out, and the aisle outside was pitch black, with no light at all.
Ma Xiaoshu was worried for a long time, it was really difficult, he felt that the program team would come out to scare him at any time, even though he knew it was fake, he would still be scared.After all, Ma Xiaoshu met his elder brother when he was a child...
Listening to Ma Xiaoshu talking to himself in pain wandering outside, the five inside the room laughed like crazy.
Ordinary people are frightened, and there is no such comic effect, but Ma Xiaoshu, a macho man who is killing people in the wilderness, is frightened, which is different. This is called contrast.
Peng Youchang knew he couldn't accompany him, so he was extra brave: "Why don't I accompany him, hehehe..."
Zhang Wei: "You are really a dog."
Yang Li raised his legs: "Hahaha... I asked the program team to add a single-line task for him, isn't it amazing?"
Wang Minghao said: "Just now I said that you are the best boss, wow, looking at it now...it's scary."
Yang Li: "What do you know? I'm just adding a play to him, and by the way let the audience friends see his unknown side."
Outside, Ma Xiaoshu closed his eyes, he couldn't see anything anyway.
He stood at the door doing psychological construction for himself, it doesn't matter, it's all fake, just treat it as Gou Jian and the others trying to scare me with pranks, ah, thinking about it this way makes me feel much better...
swoosh~
Ma Xiaoshu rushed out, leaning on the wall and ran towards the dimly lit distance, which was the room where the program was recorded just now.
"Don't mess with me! Those on both sides don't reach out, I'll kill you! I can kill a crocodile, little Kalami, don't reach out! Please..."
Ma Xiaoshu threatened while running.
"Ah heh heh..."
Suddenly there was a strange laugh.
Ma Xiaoshu jumped up: "Oh damn! What sound effects are you playing? The program crew just wait for me."
bang bang bang...
The window next to it was suddenly flapped.
"Ahhhhh!!"
Ma Xiaoshu was shocked.
Then, just kick at the window.
bang~
"Ouch……"
An NPC was kicked.
Ma Xiaoshu felt relieved when he heard the cry: "I told you not to scare me, I will not listen."
A voice came from outside: "Director, Ma Xiaoshu hit someone."
Ma Xiaoshu apologized loudly: "I'm sorry! I'll hit again next time. Hmph~"
Finally, Ma Xiaoshu walked into the room: "Wow! Wasn't the light on when I left just now? Why is it dark again?"
He groped into the bedroom and found the hijab-covered bride, but did not approach right away.
"Shouldn't it be replaced by a real person? You want to scare me!"
Now that Ma Xiaoshu has learned a lot, he always felt that the task of the program group was not that simple, so he took a stick to poke the bride, which was indeed a dummy in terms of weight.
So, Ma Xiaoshu went to take off the shoes on the bride's feet, muttering:
"Axi~ Don't scare me, don't scare me, I will really hit someone..."
Take off the embroidered shoes.
Ma Xiaoshu breathed a sigh of relief: "Huh...it's okay."
At this time.
A hand reached out from under the bed and touched him.
Ma Xiaoshu was shocked, grabbed the hand and dragged the person out, rubbing the NPC on the ground: "Ah! Why are you scaring me? Why?"
NPC: "Oh, Brother Shu, take it easy..."
Ma Xiaoshu moved the person for a while, cursing and preparing to leave, he was afraid that someone would come to scare him.
"what?"
As soon as Ma Xiaoshu took two steps, he turned his head.
NPC: "Why?"
Ma Xiaoshu: "Lend me your body."
NPC: "..."
"Ah ah ah ah..."
"Ah ah ah ah..."
Ma Xiaoshu rushed out with the NPC on his shoulders, screaming while rushing, and the NPC also screamed loudly in fright.
Sure enough, many hands stretched out beside him, but Ma Xiaoshu was accompanied by him, so he was not so afraid, and quickly rushed back to the living room with the NPC on his shoulders, and then put the NPC on the ground.
"Huhuhu..."
Panting heavily, Ma Xiaoshu threw the embroidered shoes on the ground, and then squatted in the corner, his back was covered in cold sweat.This is not timidity, but a natural sense of fear from the heart.
What kind of secret room is this?Obviously a haunted house.
Yang Li was the first to come up and pat Ma Xiaoshu on the back: "Okay, okay! Brother Shu, you are awesome, take it easy..."
Others were curious: "Why is there an extra person?"
The NPC bowed silently and went out to leave.
Ma Xiaoshu: "He hid under the bed and suddenly stretched out his hand to grab me, so I grabbed him and came with me."
Zhang Wei: "This method is good! Next time if you are afraid again, grab an NPC to accompany you."
Ma Xiaoshu: "I know, next time I will have experience, and if I dare to stretch out my hand to scare people, I will pull them all out and tie them up."
Everyone praised him.
Young man, your thinking is very criminal. No wonder you were named Master in the last season. The thinking is not ordinary and special.
Next they came to the Taozhai ancestral hall, it was pitch black, there was a ghost knocking on the door outside, it was very scary, there were six white candles in the room, which would ignite spontaneously, the guests had to blow out one candle each, to ensure that all of them were blown out. Only when it is destroyed can it be safe.
Although Ma Xiaoshu is afraid, but he has a large lung capacity, so he can blow accurately.
Sudden.
The portrait on the wall in front of everyone slid down, revealing a bride in red dress and green lights, very eerie.
"Ah ah ah..."
For a moment, everyone screamed.
Peng Youchang was the one who was the most frightened. He screamed, trembled, ran around, and finally hugged Wang Minghao and called his mother.
Ma Xiaoshu was better, screaming strangely, stepped behind Yang Li, and supported her against the wall, blocking that grimace.
Don't be afraid as long as you can't see it!
Yang Li: "Huh??"
In a few seconds, the grimace disappeared and the portrait returned.
Zhang Guowei looked at Ma Xiaoshu curiously: "Who are you?"
Ma Xiaoshu: "If you block it, you won't be able to see it."
Yang Li: "It's gone, let me down."
Ma Xiaoshu confirmed it, and put the boss down: "Fortunately, I blocked it for you, Sister Li, otherwise you will be scared."
Yang Li was speechless: "Hey... I have seen it and I was very scared, but the moment I was pressed against the wall like a shield, I was not afraid anymore, I just wanted to laugh... Ma Xiaoshu, you are ready to sacrifice me at any time ?”
Ma Xiaoshu: "Nonsense, I'm obviously protecting you."
Everyone was shocked, Ma Xiaoshu's mouth was really hard.
Yang Li could only say, "Thank you!"
Ma Xiaoshu: "You're welcome."
Yang Li: "Although I was very scared at the time, I didn't cry out. I grew up, but Ma Xiaoshu put me on the wall. Do you know how powerful it is? It hurt my chest!"
Zhang Wei immediately said: "It's too much! Ma Xiaoshu, why don't you rub it with your boss?"
Yang Li: "That's unnecessary!"
The occasion is wrong!
Zhang Wei asked again: "Then you still dare to go to his show? Are you afraid that Ma Xiaoshu will throw you over if he meets a tiger?"
Yang Li said proudly: "Of course not! He is only afraid of ghosts. Last time I was trampled by a sheep, didn't Ma Xiaoshu help me avenge it? Even though it scared me."
The program continued to be recorded, but Ma Xiaoshu was numb and couldn't participate at all.
There is one thing to say, everyone said that Ma Xiaoshu's program was abnormal, but in fact this program was abnormal. If someone had a heart attack, he would probably be scared to death on the spot.
(End of this chapter)
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