Country Composer

Chapter 333 The show is not in the right mood
Play the Kiba game!
Now the atmosphere of the game has been spoiled by Ma Xiaoshu, Ma Xiaoshu is such a shady person, he will be killed by his disciples and grandchildren, in the grass, in the car, on the tree, on the telephone pole... all of them are the sixth son.

It's boring, I posted a few videos of tricks, and Ma Xiaoshu took a shower and went to bed!

As the spokesperson of the Jedi elite, Ma Xiaoshu is conscientious, and basically sends a game video to Douyin every week, but at the beginning it was all six people, and then it gradually became the be six.

The Jedi Elite game company was also unambiguous, and cared about Ma Xiaoshu very much. When they learned that he was going to make a shootout movie, they immediately gave him 500 million sponsorship fees.

So, if you have more friends, it's easier to travel. Xingchen Dogfood wanted to sponsor the movie, but Ma Xiaoshu had no choice but to decline because there was no role for the dog.

Including Ma Xiaoshu's own investment, the total investment has exceeded 2000 million.

"Fight Back to School" investment details: Ma Xiaoshu 100 million, Gou Jian 800 million, Yang Li 300 million, Jedi Elite 500 million, Sha Yi 100 million, Liu Zexu 100 million, Acer 100 million, Zhou Shien 100 million...

Ma Xiaoshu thinks there is too much money and doesn't know how to spend it.

This is the reason, the higher the investment in making a film, the harder it is to pay back. Ma Xiaoshu's initial expectation was that the total investment would be less than 1000 million, and he would not feel bad if he made a fuss.

Therefore, Ma Xiaoshu felt that when the funds arrived, he first took 1000 million to buy shares in Moutai, and made movies with the rest.

If the movie loses money, Moutai can still make some money back...

Ma Xiaoshu was still a little uncomfortable without Juicing Ji, and didn't sleep very well at night, and had a few erotic dreams.

Too much energy for young people is also troublesome.

He decided to go to Hengdian to visit Yang Li and Gao Wen after recording the two programs of Zhezhou TV, so as to bring some fun to their boring crew life.

In the early morning of the next day, Ma Xiaoshu gnawed on a steamed bun and came to the dressing room of "Let's Run".

The program team prepared a sumptuous breakfast, but Ma Xiaoshu was not used to eating it, he was too bourgeois, so the Xiaolongbao was still delicious.

Ma Xiaoshu is still very polite, and greets the resident guests of the program group as soon as he arrives. He is not stage fright at all. Just kidding, how can a social terrorist like Ma Xiaoshu be stage fright?

After Deng Yue, Lu Han, Chen He, and Wang Zulu left "Let's Run", only three old guests, Yang Anzhu, Li Chen, and Zheng Kai, were left on the show, and four new guests were added, namely Zhu Guanwen, Cai Xiaokun, Song Qiyu, and Wang Linyan, among them, except for the walking sausage mouth Zhu Guanwen, the other three are all newcomers.

In this issue, Wang Linyan asked for leave and did not come.

Ma Xiaoshu first greeted the three old guests. After all, he came here once last year and got along well at that time, because Boss Yang brought her here himself, and Ma Xiaoshu even tricked the boss...

Zheng Kai smiled professionally: "Hi Xiaoshu! I wonder if there is an aluminum alloy door for you to kick today."

Ma Xiaoshu shyly said: "It's okay to kick people."

Li Chen seemed enthusiastic and said: "Xiao Shu is here again! Are you afraid that Yang Li will not be with you today?"

This is a bit yin and yang.

Ma Xiaoshu couldn't get used to him, so he directly yelled back: "She's gone to pay her taxes."

Those who do not pay taxes are already cold.

The guests next to him wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, they couldn't hold back, but they admired Ma Xiaoshu in their hearts, you really dare to say it!
Then there is Yang Anzhu. Although this woman is not a good character, she has a good relationship with Yang Li, and she is more polite to Ma Xiaoshu: "Xiaoshu is our old friend, don't be polite, tell me if you have anything! Sister Li No, I will take care of you."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Thank you, sister! Do you eat buns?"

Teacher Sha was even more cautious when greeting them. Some people didn't think highly of him. After all, although Lao Sha had been popular before, he had been silent for too long.

Then there were a few new guests, Zhu Guanwen and Song Qiyu Ma Xiaoshu didn't know each other, so they just politely said a few words.

The last one, my brother Kun!
This Ma Xiaoshu is so familiar, he laughed and walked over.

Cai Xiaokun was halfway through his make-up, feeling guilty, stood up at a loss, with a stiff expression, he felt that he and Ma Xiaoshu had a grudge against him for winning the Golden Melody Award, and Ma Xiaoshu is a beast who will tell you why he doesn't agree with each other, can he not be nervous? ?

Even his four assistants surrounded him, trying to protect his master.

Come on you!

Ma Xiaoshu pulled Cai Xiaokun out of the crowd, put his arms around his neck and said, "Brother Kun, we met before, do you still remember?"

Cai Xiaokun nodded and bowed: "Remember..."

Li Chen was ready to intervene, for fear that Ma Xiaoshu would beat Cai Xiaokun in public, but Li Chen felt that he could not beat Ma Xiaoshu, and if he was also beaten by Ma Xiaoshu, it would be embarrassing.

The guests were all a little nervous, after all, there was no Ma Xiaoshu among the guests who came at first, it was forced by the stage.

It was so sudden that they couldn't refuse at all.

Fortunately, Ma Xiaoshu didn't have the same knowledge as Cai Xiaokun at all. To be reasonable, no matter how bad Kunkun was, it was his personal problem. What was really disgusting was the capital behind him.

"Does Brother Kun eat steamed buns? They are stuffed with pork and spring onions."

"No, no, thank you."

"Do you look down on my sense of taste? I said it must be delicious."

"Then I'll try..."

"One for two thousand, three for you."

"Huh? I, I..."

"Just kidding! You need money to eat buns, am I that kind of person? I used to be, but now I'm a big star, so I won't be picky anymore."

Ma Xiaoshu looked like a local tyrant, and stuffed three buns into Cai Xiaokun's mouth.

Brother Kun was very grateful.

After taking a few mouthfuls, Cai Xiaokun unexpectedly came over: "Brother Shu, do you still have buns? They are delicious."

Ma Xiaoshu: "Hmph! I just said my taste is very popular, right? I'll give it to you two."

"thanks……"

How should Brother Kun say, he is not that annoying in private.

Ma Xiaoshu started to put on makeup, the makeup artist seemed a little nervous, sweating on his forehead, it was really difficult to put on other people's style of makeup, Ma Xiaoshu was reasonable, let him do it casually, hello, hello, hello everyone.

Sha Yi said beside him: "I was worried that you and Cai Xiaokun would fight."

Ma Xiaoshu: "How could there be a fight? It's a one-sided beating at most. Besides, Brother Kun is not bad, at least he's not a bad artist. It seems to be better than Jackdaw at present."

If you compare goods, you have to throw them away, and if you compare people, you have to die!
After a while, Cai Xiaokun, who had put on makeup, brought Ma Xiaoshu coffee: "Brother Shu, what happened to the concert last year... I'm really sorry, it was all arranged, and I can't help it..."

Ma Xiaoshu understood a long time ago: "It's okay! Didn't I win the Grammy later? It's even."

Cai Xiaokun: "..."

Is this fucking even?Literally riding shit on my head!

Ma Xiaoshu said: "Actually, I don't have any malice towards you, it's just that you're really nasty playing basketball."

Cai Xiaokun: "..."

Ma Xiaoshu: "I'm ordinary, but I speak more directly. You won't be angry, right?"

Cai Xiaokun laughed and said, "No, no, no!"

Ma Xiaoshu said: "It doesn't matter if you are angry, anyway, you can't beat me."

Cai Xiaokun: "Haha, I know you are good at kung fu."

Ma Xiaoshu took a sip of coffee: "I mean you can't beat me in music, haha."

Cai Xiaokun: "Uh... for coffee, the coffee beans I brought are pretty good."

slip away.

The rumors in the circle are indeed true, Ma Xiaoshu is a monster with zero EQ, and it is strange to be friends with him, such as Sha Yi, Lu Han and the like.

Not long after, two more guests came.

One is Xiao Jiteng, the god of rain, and the other is Guo Hailun, the number one basketball guard in Asia.

Ma Xiaoshu was the first to rush up to say hello.

"Ah! I finally met the real Yushen. Wow, you are so cool. Can you add a WeChat account? In the future, if there is a fire in my house, I will ask you to put out the fire. Netizens say that you are more effective than the Dragon King! We have the opportunity to work together, thank you thanks!"

"Brother Lun! I watched you play since I was a child, especially when you beat the Shuzhou team, I was still selling beer on the spot, it was so cool! Ha! Don't get me wrong, I am from a mountain city, and I am not at all with Shuzhou! Next time you still abuse them, I will cheer for you..."

Cai Xiaokun was dumbfounded.

Didn't you say that this guy has zero EQ?Why are you so good at licking?Is it because I don't deserve it?
The fact is that, Ma Xiaoshu is very good at being a man, it is well-known in the circle, if he is bad, he should reflect on himself instead of blaming Ma Xiaoshu.

Da Lunzi likes to be praised by others, so he patted Ma Xiaoshu on the shoulder, squeezed his muscles, and gestured for height.

Wow!

Guo Hailun's official height is 190, and Ma Xiaoshu's official height is 183. As a result, the two stand together and look the same.

Guo Hailun: "Are you short in height?"

Ma Xiaoshu said with a smile, "I'm still a child! I've grown a few centimeters this year."

In fact, it has only grown by two centimeters. Now it is 185, which is just the height of bare feet, while basketball players are all tall with shoes, so the difference between the two is actually very small.

Da Lunzi doesn't mind either, he is obviously a fan of "Gourmet in the Wild", and he was pleasantly surprised to meet Ma Xiaoshu on the show today, and while putting on makeup, he pulled Ma Xiaoshu to chat about killing crocodiles and pythons, which scared my brother Kun's face Pale.

Guo Hailun and Lin Shuao are good friends, knowing Ma Xiaoshu's physical fitness is very good, and he is also good at basketball, so he wanted to ask Ma Xiaoshu to play, but because of the busy program recording, he had no choice but to give up.

After everyone finished their makeup, they took the car to Momo City to record a show. The sun was already scorching hot.

According to the script, Yang Anzhu and Li Chen were taken to an abandoned small building at the beginning.

Yang Anzhu still found it quite exciting: "This issue is not an escape room, is it? Yang Li didn't come either."

Unconsciously cue to Boss Yang's show.

Li Chen was a little pessimistic: "I see this posture, why do I have an ominous premonition?"

Ominous is right!
They were tied up and their mouths were sealed with black tape.

According to the planning of the program group, the two of them were kidnapped, and the other guests will vote to choose who to rescue, and those who are not rescued will be locked in a small black room.

Sha Yi's reason for voting for Li Chen is simple: "Yang Anzhu is a weak girl, saving her will not help everyone to do the task, of course it is to save Yang Anzhu!"

Cai Xiaokun was even simpler: "Sister Anzhu must be saved by everyone, so I will save Brother Chen."

This one is not afraid of boxers, they belong to the same group.

Of course Ma Xiaoshu chose Yang Anzhu for a good reason: "She is a good friend with my boss."

The selection of candidates is not important, what is important is that Ma Xiaoshu experienced the power of capital for the first time. In this program, Cai Xiaokun and Song Qiyu are the ones with the strongest flavor of capital.

Needless to say, Brother Kun, the legendary top class.

Song Qiyu debuted in Bangziguo. He was at the same time as Ma Xiaoshu. He didn't have any works or popularity, so he could directly become a resident guest of "Let's Run".

This kind of artist seems to have appeared out of nowhere, and you don't even know what she does.

Ma Xiaoshu secretly complained to Sha Yi: "If things go on like this, maybe you will come to "Let's Run" as a resident guest in the next season."

Teacher Sha's face was wrinkled: "The program team asked me to stay here because their brains were burnt out, haha..."

A year later, Sha Yi and his wife respectfully invited Ma Xiaoshu to eat hot pot.

God man!
I felt that after the three left, the taste of the show changed. The recording of the show continued, but it felt a bit unexciting.

So that Ma Xiaoshu was distracted.

Ahem...it must be a problem with the program team.

In fact, the program team was pretty good. They switched rooms between Li Chen and Yang Anzhu, and everyone who rescued Li Chen came to Yang Anzhu's room, and vice versa.

This kind of contrast is quite interesting, for example, when Ma Xiaoshu came to Li Chen.

Li Chen was very calm: "I knew you wanted to save her!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Can I save you?"

Li Chen: "..."

Soon, Guo Hailun also rushed in: "Where is my northern nose? I'll go, why is it him?"

Ma Xiaoshu and Guo Hailun looked at each other silently, although Yang Anzhu was not very beautiful, but it was better than this person who had kidney deficiency but wanted to pretend to be a macho, right?In front of us, is he pretending to be an egg?

The voting results were announced, Li Chen closed the small black house, only Sha Yi and Cai Xiaokun voted to save Li Chen.

The other guests were talking about Li Chen being imprisoned in a dark room, but Guo Hailun didn't, he found Ma Xiaoshu and prepared to humiliate himself.

Guo Hailun and Ma Xiaoshu were chatting about basketball, and it was the eldest nephew who insisted on talking. Ma Xiaoshu was also a sports fan, so we could barely get along with him.

When Da Lunzi asked Ma Xiaoshu who his favorite domestic basketball guard was, Ma Xiaoshu looked like you asked the right person:
"Does that even need to be said?"

"Who?"

"Who else could it be?"

"Who the hell?"

"Of course it's Lin Wei! Do you even need to ask? That big heart, that big jumper, that big cloak..."

Helen Guo is obviously a little sour, isn't it me?

He said: "That kid's skills are good, but he's too young, I beat him like a joke."

Ma Xiaoshu: "He hits you as if he's just playing for fun. He blows each other up! I watched the game between the two of you, and you can't touch the height of his jump shot."

What do you think is the height of the first jump shot in the national basketball team in 20 years?
Guo Hailun explained: "He has a good offensive ability, but his success rate is low, and he takes too many shots and scores too few points."

Ma Xiaoshu gave him a blank look: "Brother Guo Yifen, do you have the nerve to say that his efficiency is low?"

"I'm damn! It's too much!"

Guo Hailun directly strangled Ma Xiaoshu's neck.

Then, he knelt on the ground. Ma Xiaoshu is not professional in basketball, but he is professional in fighting. The camera didn't understand it, so the eldest nephew was captured by Ma Xiaoshu.

"Ma Xiaoshu, your uncle! Let me go!"

Guo Hailun didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Ma Xiaoshu immediately helped him up: "You are old!"

Helen Guo: "..."

Ma Xiaoshu ignored his little emotions, don't you have any clues in your heart?
Although you claim to be the strongest guard in China, strong is strong, but the problem is that you can only make breakthroughs but not jump shots, let alone three-pointers. Lin Wei can not only shoot suddenly but also pass.

His first CBA game was a lore in seconds!

Another tie after two games!

When playing against his old club, he scored 47 points in a single game, a proper performance of a big foreign aid, how do you compare with others?As soon as you get to the big game, you have diarrhea, and you know that you will rush to the basket...

Besides, Shao Wei is only 19 years old.

Like Ma Xiaoshu, you can still grow taller at a young age, Lin Wei doesn't need to grow too much, 190 grows to 195, so why don't you get shot?

Seeing that Ma Xiaoshu was very enthusiastic at first, Guo Hailun thought that this guy knew the ways of the world, and he thought too much.

He looked at the camera speechlessly: "Delete this paragraph just now!"

It is not deleted.

Even later, the program team contacted Lin Wei and gave Wei Shao a shot. Wei Shao smiled like Wang Yousheng: "Thank you, thank you..."

It's not that the program crew deliberately messed up this, but it was discussed with Guo Hailun at the time.

Although the eldest nephew has a hot temper, he really loves basketball and appreciates the outstanding young juniors. Lin Wei's shots were provided by him.Although Chinese basketball is much better than football, it also has many problems. It is also a good thing to properly promote new players.

It's amazing.

While pushing the newcomer with a big belly, this guy became furious at the same time, threatening to beat that kid Lin Wei next time.

Ma Xiaoshu knew that he couldn't beat him. As time went by, he would only be beaten. Competitive sports are so cruel. If the eldest nephew two or three years ago would not push any newcomers, he is strong enough.

As the saying goes, boxing is afraid of young people, and basketball is the same.

The reason why Ma Xiaoshu knows more about basketball is not because he is interested, but because Zhu Biao, the boss of the dormitory, is the main small forward of the school basketball team. He is good at cutting and dunking. , I didn't expect to be abducted by Gou Jian to become a singer.

In addition, he also knows a lot about football. Niu Ziming is the shadow striker of the school football team, averaging 1.5 goals per game. He also wanted to play professionally, but in the end he was sucked too hard by those school girls, ruining his future.

Ma Xiaoshu has heard a little about the entertainment industry because of Gou Jian, Fu Guier is pretty good, and he just relied on his own strength to pull the entire dormitory into the entertainment industry.

So, facing Helen Guo at this moment, Ma Xiaoshu has to be honest, you really can't do it anymore.

Helen Guo was dying: "My body is better than his!"

Ma Xiaoshu: "Brother, we are almost ready, you are in good health, but you have never jumped up on the court, do you have flat feet?"

Guo Hailun's heart raced: "Get out! I don't know you! No, how can such a cheap thing survive in the entertainment industry?"

Ma Xiaoshu said confidently: "Because I am honest."

Sha Yi came one step later, and he also belonged to Yang Anzhu, and came to Li Chen's room.

However, he was more oily and said, "They are both brothers to me, and I will save everyone I save!"

Guo Hailun immediately went to chat with Sha Yi and ignored Ma Xiaoshu, but felt that the guy was quite cute.

(End of this chapter)