The eldest of the Yan family in the Siheyuan

Chapter 79 Silly Zhu's Doubt

The toilets of this era are not the closed toilets of the later generations. They are all a cesspit with two wooden boards on top.

This burst of firecrackers exploded the toilet with feces and urine splashing.

The uncle was not only splashed all over, but the key point was that the frightened uncle was in a hurry.

After all, the sound of firecrackers was so sudden that the unprepared uncle instinctively hid back.

Unexpectedly, the places where people urinate on the wooden boards in this winter are all frozen, slipped under their feet, and fell directly into the latrine.

Uncle Xin Hao reacted quickly, grabbed the board with both hands, and did not fall headfirst, or he would be drowned in feces within a few minutes.

Just like that, the old man's cotton coat was also soaked in feces and the weight directly increased, and it was impossible to climb up by himself.

I can only shout for help: "Someone, come, someone, someone, come!"

The stick standing outside was startled when he heard the voice coming from inside, this... this is not the voice of a child, it sounds like a grandpa's voice.

At this time, people who heard the shouts nearby all came here.

Bang Geng didn't have time to think too much, he didn't want to be discovered, so he just slipped away.

"what happened?"

"what happened?"

"I don't know, it seems to be the voice coming from the hut."

"Come on, let's go in and see what's going on."

Talking about a few people entering the latrine, Xu Damao is really unlucky enough, he really didn't expect to come to watch the fun and meet the uncle, and it was still in this situation.

The uncle saw Xu Damao among the few people who came in at a glance: "Da Mao, quickly pull me up."

Seeing Yi Zhonghai covered in shit, he really didn't want to touch him. As far as the relationship between the two of them is concerned, even if he comes up, the uncle will not get close to him in the future.

But the only people here are him and the old man who belong to the same hospital. If he doesn't pull people, it will appear that his character is too low, and he has no choice but to stretch out his hand.

"Master, you said that you are an eighth-level worker after all, how could you do such shit-stealing things."

He said that on purpose, no matter whether Yi Zhonghai came to steal dung or not, and whether others believed it or not, he just wanted to tarnish the reputation of the uncle, so that when people mentioned Yi Zhonghai, they would think of stealing dung.

The uncle also has black lines in his head, so he steals excrement himself, anyway, he is also an eighth-level fitter, with a salary of more than 100 a month, and he also steals excrement.

"Xu Damao, someone threw firecrackers into the hut, and I accidentally fell into it."

Several people heard what the old man said, and looked down at the cannon paper on the ground. They didn't know who the old man had offended. This guy was really willing to throw so much in it.

"Grandpa, you, be careful what you say in the future. Look at this, you will offend someone, and even let someone throw a firecracker. That's me. Otherwise, you will have to spend the night here."

The uncle thought to himself, did I really offend someone?But after thinking about what happened recently, he couldn't figure out who he had offended after thinking about it for a long time.

"Da Mao, don't say anything else, help me back first, I'm cold all over." The uncle said Liu grabbed Xu Damao's arm.

It was impossible to disgust Xu Damao, and Xu Damao couldn't push him away, so he hurried back.

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As soon as I got back to the courtyard, the neighbors surrounded me.

"Oh! It stinks, uncle, what's wrong with you?"

"Xu Damao, what's the matter, sir?"

"Grandpa, are you being dumped by someone?"

As soon as Xu Damao arrived at the courtyard, he broke free from the uncle's hand. "Hey! Don't mention it, this uncle offended someone. When he went to the toilet, someone threw a firecracker and fell into the latrine. You guys take the uncle back. I will withdraw first." After finishing speaking, he ran back to the backyard .

Everyone saw that the old man was covered in feces and urine, and the old man was wearing new clothes. No one wanted to stick this thing on, and no one stepped forward to help it.

At this critical moment, I have to say silly Zhu, he didn't think it was smelly, so he went up and helped the old man to the middle courtyard.

"Grandpa, do you think it's Xu Damao who threw firecrackers into the latrine?"

The uncle thought about it for a while and thought it made sense, just like Xu Damao, he would kindly pull himself out of the latrine for no reason, and even help him from the toilet back to the courtyard.

"Stop talking, help me go back first, let's talk about it after I pack up."

In this way, the silly Zhu sent the uncle home, and the mother helped him take off all the clothes of the uncle, and wiped the uncle's body with hot water. The newly bought cotton padded clothes could not be worn after being soaked in feces. I can only find out the old clothes and change them for the uncle.

After the uncle cleaned up, Sha Zhu hurriedly said: "Master, did Xu Damao do it?"

The uncle thought about what happened: "I'm not sure, maybe it's maybe not. After all, no one saw Xu Damao throwing firecrackers. After I fell in, Xu Damao also followed others in. At that time, there were several people. If Xu Damao Whole me, he should have run away earlier."

"That doesn't remove his suspicions. As far as the grandson's cleverness is concerned, he may be afraid of being seen by others, so he deliberately waited for people to come and followed him in."

"Don't talk about it, even if he did it, we can still do it like this, even if we find him, he won't admit it!"

"Is that the way to go?" Sha Zhu gritted his teeth unwillingly, he believed that Xu Damao did this, and there was no one else but him, so only Xu Damao could do such a bad thing.

"Don't talk about him, let's talk about it later, if Xu Damao really did it, I won't let him go."

"Will you take the things you cook for dinner to Miss Qin later?"

"It's better not to cook at their house. Their house is too small. There's not even a place for them to stand. It's better to go to your house. Your house is big."

"That's fine, I'll tell Sister Qin to come over and help later."

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At this time Qin Huairu's house.

Bang Geng knew that he had bombed the wrong person, so he bombed his godfather anyway, and ran home with Xiao Dang as he stopped playing.

At first, Qin Huairu was quite puzzled, the children who were older than the Chinese New Year were playing outside, how did this stick come back.

When the uncle came back, he found out that the uncle fell into the latrine after being thrown a firecracker.

Looking at Banggen again, thinking that he gave Banggen [-] cents to go to the firecrackers, his heart was pounding, this could not be done by Banggen, could it?

"Banggan, Mom asked you if you threw the firecrackers in the toilet? To be honest." Qin Huairu asked with a straight face.

Looking at Qin Huairu's expression, Bang Jian was startled and said: "I didn't do it on purpose, I threw it because Xiao Dang said that the big tiger was inside."

Qin Huairu pointed his finger at the forehead of the stick angrily: "You let me tell you what's good about you, you don't know how to look inside! Just throw it away."

(End of this chapter)