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Chapter 235 Drunk, Absurd, Thoroughly Fucking Emperor Li Yuan! (55)

midnight.

The Liangyi Hall of the Tai Chi Palace was still full of singing and dancing. Li Yuan held his concubine in his left hand and drank the top iced grape wine with his right hand.

In front of him, groups of graceful dancers showed graceful dancing postures in front of him.

From morning to night, the musicians had already changed three shifts, but Li Yuan was still immersed in it, showing no intention of giving up.

On the contrary, as he became more and more drunk, his expression became more and more slutty!
"It's hot, it's hot!"

Li Yuan took off his outer shirt and said agitatedly,

"Aren't you hot?"

"Take off, take off! Let's cool down, how about having a cool party?"

Hearing the emperor's request, the dancers stopped dancing and looked at each other, all at a loss.

"Deaf?"

The eunuch standing beside him yelled,
"Your Majesty grants you coolness, and tells you to take it off immediately!"

"Yes." How dare the dancers disobey their orders?You can only take off your coat.

"Take it off and take it off again!"

Li Yuan didn't seem to be enjoying himself, and said wantonly.

The dancers seemed to be frightened, and they were already at a loss at this moment.

They don't wear much at all, if this...

But not much left!

Just when they were hesitating and Li Yuan's complexion gradually turned ugly, a eunuch who sent a message hurried in and bowed to Li Yuan:

"Your Majesty, Mr. Xiao Ge is asking to see you."

"Hmph! Is it hard for me to speak? What are you talking about!" Li Yuan slapped the table and vented his frustration before looking at the person who sent the message.

He said displeased:

"Which old man Xiao...does I have the position of old man in the Tang Dynasty? Why don't I remember?"

The messenger eunuch smiled and said:
"It's the servant girl who made a mistake, not the old man Xiao Ge, but the left servant of the Shangshu who shot Xiao Yu to see him."

A stern look flashed in Li Yuan's eyes.

"Oh, it's him."

He nodded and said,

"What's the matter with him?"

"Returning to Your Majesty, Zuo Pushe only said to ask for an audience, but never said what it is." The eunuch sent the message, "However, this servant is thinking, it must not be a trivial matter to come to ask for an audience at such a late hour."

Li Yuan sneered.

"Isn't it a trivial matter? Do I need to worry about major matters? Isn't the eldest prince here?"

He sarcastically waved his hand and said,
"All right, anyway, there will be someone who is willing to talk to me, even Xiao Yu, it's okay."

"Call him in."

"Observe the order." The eunuch was sent to retreat respectfully.

Li Yuan looked at the group of dancing girls and musicians in front of him, with disgust in his eyes.

"I can't even let go of having fun so much, it really disappoints me!"

He snorted coldly,

"Get out of here! Get out of the palace, and don't appear in front of me again! I don't need disobedient servants!"

"Yes, yes..." All the dancers were frightened and hurried away under the escort of the eunuch.

The old emperor has become more moody recently, and it is a good thing to be kicked out of the palace now.

Maybe he will be unhappy one day, and it is possible to kill him directly to vent!

"Go away!"

Li Yuan also violently pushed the beautiful concubine in his arms away, and ordered,
"Come here, comb my hair!"

Behind him, a maid came forward tremblingly, holding a horn comb in her hand.

Perhaps it was because of the nervousness in his heart when he saw the emperor's furious rage, the technique was so stiff no matter how you looked at it...

"My humble minister Xiao Yu, see Your Majesty."

"Long live Your Majesty."

Xiao Yu entered the hall and meticulously completed the ceremony of worship.

However, when he lowered his head, he heard a crisp sound!
Snapped!
"Bitch!"

Li Yuan slapped the maid on the face, and said angrily,

"What's wrong with you? You can't even comb your hair well, so what's the use of you!"

"Get out! Get out! If you don't get out, I'll kill you!"

The maid: "!!!"

Being beaten and scolded by the emperor like this, she stood there trembling, tears gushing out!

"Yes Yes……"

However, she didn't dare to cry at this moment, so she could only cover her face and leave quickly with tears in her voice.

Seeing her leave, the anger on Li Yuan's face dissipated a little.

"Bully me, come and bully me! A lowly servant girl dares to come and bully me!"

He yelled,

"I can't cure others, but I can't cure you?!"

"Let me see you again and kill you!"

boom!
The wooden comb in Li Yuan's hand flew out and hit the ground, right next to Xiao Yu.

Xiao Yu's heart skipped a beat, her tone became more respectful, and she repeated again:

"My humble minister Xiao Yu, see Your Majesty."

"Long live Your Majesty."

This second meeting, Li Yuan seemed to have just heard his voice, and turned his gaze to Xiao Yu.

"It's Xiao Aiqing."

He rubbed his beard and said casually,
"Congratulations, Xiao Aiqing, I heard that you have been promoted? His Royal Highness the Crown Prince promoted you from Shangshu Youfushe to Zuopushe."

"How about this extremely human minister? Doesn't he have a good taste? Be comfortable with the dragon hero?"

Xiao Yu couldn't get up, and said:

"Your Majesty's words really make this humble minister feel ashamed."

"In my mind, no matter whether it's Shang Shu Zuo PU She or Right Servant, it's all the same, they are all doing things for His Majesty and the court."

"If you are promoted or not, I don't take it seriously. Besides, I was promoted by Your Majesty along the way. If you want to say that you are a hero from the dragon, you are also a hero from the dragon."

These words put the posture to the lowest level, and there is no fault in it.

Even Li Yuan, who was a little bit picky, couldn't find anything wrong, he could only snort coldly.

"Ah."

He said indifferently,

"The words are pretty sweet, so let me trust you."

"Why, come to see me so late, do you have something important to do? Let me put my ugly words first, if you have something important, don't come to me, you should go to the prince."

"I don't want to, and I can't take care of things. I don't want to do anything except eating, drinking and having fun."

"Do you understand?"

Xiao Yu still maintained the posture of bowing, and said:
"Returning to Your Majesty, I'm here, I just want to talk to Your Majesty, play chess, nothing else."

"If Your Majesty does not dislike it, how about I have a hand-to-hand conversation with you?"

Li Yuan stared at Xiao Yu, and remained silent for a long time.

Xiao Yu just waited quietly, unable to get up.

"Just to play chess with me and talk, just because of such a trivial matter, you came here in the middle of the night?"

After a long time, Li Yuan opened his mouth to speak.

Xiao Yu raised his head slightly.

"Weichen thought to himself... this matter, I'm afraid it's not a trivial matter, is it?"

he respectfully said.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Li Yuan twirled his beard, couldn't help laughing, got up and raised his hands and said,

"Okay, okay, get up, get up!"

"Let's just say you still have a bit of conscience, so come and stay with me!"

"Come on, come on, I don't think about anything, and you don't think about anything, just be the same as before, let's kill him freely!"

"Come!"

(End of this chapter)