I directed the Xuanwumen Incident

Chapter 339 The emperor wants to eat, but he has to pay!Three pennies and one penny, no kidding!

He saw that among the crowd watching, there were indeed a few half-grown children.

They all looked at the iron pot, drooling crazily...

Li Shimin stepped forward to take a look——

Seeing that the boiling thing in the iron pot is no different from the locusts I swallowed alive just now!
The only difference is that the locusts in the pan are golden and translucent after repeated frying in rapeseed oil.

It's just that the shape of the swaying and sloping, Li Er really has some psychological shadows.

For a moment, I fell into hesitation.

"Father, my son has already tried it, this fried locust is really delicious!"

Li Chengqian shouted,
"If you don't believe me, I'll eat one on the spot and show you!"

As he spoke, he wiped the drool from his mouth and stepped forward quickly.

"Brother, I have heard all the calculations in your stomach!"

Li Tai hurriedly said,

"My brother just ate a whole, and he's still hungry! Let my brother eat first!"

"Let me go!"

The two brothers didn't agree with each other, but they actually got into a fight over a locust!
This made the onlookers, whether they were the common people or the ministers, a little bit surprised.

This harmful thing smells delicious... Could it really be that delicious?
"Cough, stop making trouble, let me try!"

The more Li Shimin smelled the fragrance, the hunger has overcome everything at this moment!
He waved his hand to stop the two children, looked up at Xu Fenglei, and said in embarrassment,
"Listen, try to get it for me."

The involuntary reprimand just now had to knock down the stall.

But now he's begging again,
This made his old face a little uncomfortable.

"Oh?"

Xu Fenglei twitched his chin and said in surprise,

"Your Majesty wants to eat?"

"Don't open the stall of the minister?"

Li Shimin: "..."

"Hurry up!" he glared.

This kid is still on the yin and yang!
Do you want me to subdue you boy in front of thousands of people?
"Excuse me."

Xu Fenglei took a board from behind and stood it in front of him with a clang.

I saw a few large characters written on the board:

Deep-fried locusts, three pieces of one.

No deception, no bargaining!
"Your Majesty, foreigners come to buy, three pennies each!"

he laughed,
"Please pay first!"

Li Shimin: "???"

"I want to pay too?" He said a little dumbfounded.

"Of course you have to pay! We are open for business, so don't we have to care about the cost?"

Xu Fenglei wrenched his fingers solemnly and said,

"Look, I'll do the math for you!"

"Do you need money for this iron pot? Do you need money for this firewood?"

"The rapeseed oil accounts for the most. Do you know how much a pot full of rapeseed oil costs?"

"We're not doing charity, we have to earn it back!"

"Anyone who wants to eat has to pay! Even if you are the emperor, there is no exception. Of course, except for a few small helpers in our family. They have contributed and can eat unlimited amounts."

Hearing this, the eyes of the little kids suddenly lit up.

Unlimited tasting?Great!
"you!"

Li Shimin pointed at Xu Fenglei, out of anger.

This kid, I don't know how much money he made from opening Fenglei Bank, and he still cares about these three melons and two dates?

This is deliberately embarrassing yourself!

But think about it, that board was obviously prepared long ago, and it wasn't aimed at him...

"...All right, all right, I've convinced you."

Li Shimin pointed to the ministers beside him, and said helplessly,

"Who has money on him? Give me three coins, and I will return it to him when I return to the palace!"

The majestic emperor, how could he bring money with him when he went out?

Therefore, his pockets are cleaner than his face at the moment, and he can't even take out three pennies.

"Your Majesty, I have a piece of silver in my hand."

Hou Junji hurriedly offered silver as if offering a treasure, and said with a smile,
"Please use it, use it as you like, and don't have to return it."

Li Shimin snorted softly, wondering if I am the kind of person who takes advantage of you?
Ignoring Hou Junji, he handed the silver to Xu Fenglei and said:
"One ingot of silver is enough to buy you thousands of locusts!"

"take it."

However, Xu Fenglei shook his head as he fiddled with the locusts in the oil pan.

"I'm sorry, I can't find it." He smiled lightly, "I can't afford such a large amount of money for a small business,"

Li Shimin: "@#￥%...&*@!!!"

"Then I owe you three pennies first, okay? I'll give it to you when I get back to the palace!"

He stared.

"Your Majesty, I don't owe you any credit for this small business..."

Xu Fenglei smiled hesitantly, still with an expression of not wanting to be beaten.

Who told you to scold me just now?

As long as you are disgusting and disgusting, you won't beat me up in public anyway.

By the way, let’s also set an example for the world’s merchants—it’s not easy to run a small business, and even when the emperor comes, you are not allowed to pay on credit!

Who dares to pay on credit, who dares to renege?Is he bigger than the emperor?
"Xu, wind, thunder!"

Li Shimin's eyes wanted to breathe fire, and he spoke word by word.

"Your Majesty, I have copper coins here, and I have..."

Fang Xuanling stepped forward quickly, took out three Kaiyuan Tongbao that were still warm, and handed them to Xu Fenglei's hands, saying,

"Young Master, Young Master..."

"Don't make trouble anymore, quickly fetch a locust for His Majesty!"

Xu Fenglei laughed and nodded decisively.

The emperor can be teasing, but there must be a limit. It is almost the same now, and it will be impolite to continue to make trouble.

Swish.

He quickly took a bamboo stick, stuck it into the locust's body, drained the oil from the locust against the iron pan, and placed it on the wooden board.

"Do you want to eat spicy food?"

Xu Fenglei buried his head in salt and asked casually.

"Huh? Uh..."

Li Shimin was slightly taken aback, and two words popped out of his mouth,
"Don't eat."

"Very good, too much spicy food can cause hemorrhoids, and there is no chili at the moment, only dogwood." Xu Fenglei smiled, sprinkled a thin layer of spice on the locust, raised his hand and said, "Your Majesty, please use it." !"

Li Shimin took over the oily and golden locust, and was a little speechless for a while.

Just now, he swallowed this thing alive and experienced the most painful minute in his life. He never wanted to experience that disgusting taste again in his life!

But now, he even leaned forward eagerly, wanting to taste the locust again.

Even if the fragrance is tangy, even if the index finger moves.

He still had the slightest hesitation.

Under the attention of all the people, Li Shimin moved the bamboo stick slowly, opened his mouth slightly, and then tentatively took a bite.

quack!

There was a crisp sound, and at this moment, an unknown number of people salivated, and an unknown number of people swallowed their saliva.

It seems that this sound is fragrant!

And Li Shimin's eyes also stagnated at this moment.

He felt that his taste buds were cheering and his teeth were jumping for joy!
A fresh and salty aroma exploded in the mouth, washing away the bad feeling just now!

With this bite, Li Er couldn't help closing his eyes, and then, as if impatient, he immediately took the second and third bites!Fourth bite!
quack!

Crack, bang, bang, bang!

Surrounded by crisp sounds, endless!
(End of this chapter)