I directed the Xuanwumen Incident

Chapter 359 Emperor, Empress, how about you two prevent pregnancy?

On the dining table, the royal food is rich and delicious.

The original imperial chefs in the palace had been fired by Li Er long ago, and they were replaced by the chef team of Tiance Mansion.

And these cooks have been tortured by Xu Fenglei, a picky eater, for two years, and their cooking skills are already good.

For example, if you eat pork, you must first castrate the pig, or if you eat duck, you must cut off the duck's butt, so that the meat will not have a fishy smell.

Another example is to eat fish with onion and ginger.

Cooking, sometimes just needs a little key skill to turn decay into magic.

Now that the skills are proficient, and the ingredients used in the palace are all top quality, just the smell escaping at this moment caused Xu Fenglei's index finger to twitch.

"smell good……"

He praised,

"Your Majesty?"

Grandson Wugou nodded.

"Here."

She touched the girl's head and said,

"For such an important event as Lizhi's birthday, if he doesn't come, he should be beaten to death!"

"Isn't it, Lizhi?"

Li Lizhi immediately waved her small fist when she heard the words.

"Yes!"

she hummed,
"If the father doesn't come, Li Zhi will beat him with her fists!"

Whoosh!

A pair of small fists waved twice in the air, making Xu Fenglei laugh out loud.

"Okay, okay, Master will help you beat him up!"

He joked, then turned to look at Changsun Wugou, and said with concern,
"Since that's the case, let's wait a little longer. How is your empress feeling recently?"

"Sun Simiao's medicine, are you taking it on time?"

Changsun Wugou gently stroked his lower abdomen.

"With the help of Sun Zhenren to take care of him, there will be no mistakes."

She smiled lightly,

"A while ago, I still felt that my feet were sloppy and I couldn't walk. In the past two days, I have slowed down, and it is no different from usual."

"It's just that there are a lot of things that are taboo. Fortunately, I don't like to eat this or that. It's just that I suffer from this child, so I don't get any good food."

Xu Fenglei nodded slightly.

"I'm trying to feel the pulse of the empress."

He held out two fingers.

The eldest grandson Wugou naturally held out his wrist.

"The younger brother in the mother's belly..."

Li Tai pressed against his eldest grandson Wugou's stomach, and said ghostly,

"Let my brother listen to what you are doing. Hee hee..."

Li Chengqian also put one ear on it.

"What did you hear?"

"I didn't hear anything!"

"Haha, I heard it, I heard him talking!"

"Huh? What did he say?"

"He said... big brother is a big fool!"

Li Chengqian; "@#￥%...&*@!!!!"

"Dead Qingque, find me!"

Li Chengqian made a fool of himself, and was chased by Li Chengqian all over the yard!

"Weaker, but still stable."

Xu Fenglei didn't care about the mischief of the little kids, and said softly,
"Your Majesty, I didn't say that, your body is really weak."

"I suggest, after this birth, it's best for His Majesty to abstain from sexual intercourse with you, and don't have another one."

"If you continue like this, your body will not be able to bear it, and your life span will be greatly reduced."

In this case, he has already ordered many times, both openly and secretly.

But at this moment, for the sake of the Queen's life, Xu Fenglei still felt that it was necessary to mention it again.

"Ugh……"

Changsun Wugou blushed slightly, said,

"I also often persuade His Majesty to let him go to other palaces more, but he still refuses to listen, and Lai will stay with me overnight."

"Tell me, what can I do? I can't let him shut the door, can I?"

"Your Majesty is full of energy, and matters between men and women... are unavoidable, and I am also very distressed."

With three thousand pets in one body, the pressure is also great!

Of course, if other concubines hear this, their back molars will be crushed!

"Is that so..."

Xu Fenglei touched his chin, lost in thought.

They are both at the age of wolves and tigers. It is obviously unrealistic for Li Er to lie on the same bed with his eldest grandson without anything happening.

Maybe... is there any contraceptive method?

In his mind, he thought of a lot of things from later generations...

"What are you talking about?"

While they were talking, they suddenly heard a voice.

Li Shimin changed into casual clothes, rubbed his hands and walked to the table.

Obviously, he was in a good mood because of Tuli Khan's surrender.

"I'm talking about how to prevent the two of you from having children."

Xu Fenglei said without thinking.

"what?"

Li Shimin was taken aback, and said,
"Why don't you have children? More children, more blessings, it's good to spread the branches and leaves!"

When Xu Fenglei heard this, he couldn't help rolling his eyes.

"That also has to consider whether the Queen's body can survive."

He said helplessly,
"Think about it, you only need to give me a shiver, but the empress has to be pregnant for ten months. This taboo is taboo."

"When the baby is finally delivered, it's another life-and-death test."

"Conceiving life is an extremely energy-consuming thing, especially for women with weak bones. Every time a baby is born, it is a life-and-death struggle."

Li Shimin's expression darkened, he sat down slowly, and listened carefully.

"Take the empress as an example. Her body is of the type that gets worse as she grows."

Xu Fenglei sighed softly,

"Because she is not a strong woman, she is able to maintain her current physical condition because she has all the top resources in the Tang Dynasty."

"If it was a peasant girl, I'm afraid she would have died long ago."

"After the birth of this one, even if you have to give birth again, you should try to keep them as far away as possible, so that your mother can recover more."

"Your Majesty, please take pity on your empress..."

Li Shimin was silent about it.

"If you say that, it seems to be true..."

he whispered,

"Every time Wugou gives birth, it takes a long, long time to recover, and my body feels cold."

"I remember that five years ago, her body was still hot, but in the past two years, it has become colder and colder. In winter, her feet are so cold that she can't even cover her body..."

"According to what you said... Is her health getting worse?"

Xu Fenglei nodded firmly.

"Yes."

He said for sure,
"Ice feet are cold."

"The source of human heat comes from the heart. While the heart is beating continuously, it also generates a lot of heat. Part of it goes to the palm, and most of it goes to the small intestine, so the small intestine and the heart are the exterior and interior of each other."

"The heat from the small intestine is transmitted to the feet."

"So if a person has cold feet, then her small intestine must not be very good, that is, she often suffers from stomach cramps. Soreness."

Grandson Wugou nodded repeatedly.

"Yes, yes, my stomach may have been upset for a long time." She said.

Xu Fenglei shrugged.

"Now the small intestine has run out of energy, if it continues to develop like this, maybe the heart will also be shut down."

he said,

"At that time, not only the feet will be icy, but the whole leg will be cold!"

"At the same time, your hands will be cold, and your whole body will be cold! At that time... you won't be far from being cool."

Li Shimin: "!!!"

"Then how to treat it!"

He stood up suddenly, grabbed Xu Fenglei's hand, and said anxiously,

"I will never allow this to happen..."

"The queen must treat me well, and there must be no mistakes!"

Now Li Er is really impatient.

To be honest, it doesn't matter if he gets sick or something, but the Guanyin servant girl must not make any mistakes!

He can't bear it.

"Have fewer babies, consume less, exercise more, and moxibustion more."

Xu Fenglei stretched out four fingers and said seriously,
"If after this birth, the empress does not give birth again, then I can conclude that her physical condition will not get worse."

"After that, a lot of moxibustion at the Guanyuan point is also beneficial, because Guanyuan is the recruitment point of the small intestine. Using moxibustion to penetrate the heat can improve the physical condition. The small intestine is restored, and the feet are naturally no longer cold. If you eat, you won’t be able to digest it.”

Li Shimin scratched his head, subconsciously glanced at Changsun Wugou.

"Look, what did I say?"

Changsun Wugou said angrily,
"I told you a long time ago, you need to get in touch with other concubines more, don't keep running towards me, and ruin my body."

"In the future, there will be rules in my palace. You can come here up to three times in a ten-day period. If you come more, I will shut the door for you anyway."

Li Shimin: "#￥%...&*@"

"It's not that serious..."

He touched his nose and said in embarrassment,
"Listen, it's okay not to have children, and Guanyin's servant girl has given birth to many children for me."

"It's just that our husband and wife love each other, how can we not be affectionate? This seems a bit too difficult..."

The eldest grandson Wugou's face turned red.

This is old and not repaired!It's a shame to say this.

"Hahaha……"

Xu Fenglei laughed loudly and said,

"You mean methods of contraception? There are methods, and there are many more."

"For example, use sheep intestines to make a cover to block yin and yang."

"For another example, using drugs to prevent pregnancy, but it must be somewhat harmful to the human body."

"For another example, acupuncture can also prevent pregnancy. For example, acupuncture at the Shimen point is a method of sterilization. Often needles are placed at Shimen, and over time, you will no longer be able to conceive."

"Which one does His Majesty like?"

Li Shimin's expression was awkward.

"Uh... this, I thought..."

He stammered,

"The medicine is three-point poisonous, I think it's better to forget the medicine."

"As for the use of sheep intestines, it's really not good...so, this acupuncture method seems to be good, you can try it."

Xu Fenglei frowned.

How about... Tell me more about Shuangli?

"can."

He said cheerfully,

"After the empress has given birth and recuperated, I will try to prevent pregnancy for your majesty and empress, hahaha..."

Hearing this, the couple lowered their heads in embarrassment.

Although the atmosphere of the Tang Dynasty was open and later generations praised it as a "dirty Tang Dynasty", when it comes to the matter of the boudoir, the emperor and the empress are still somewhat reluctant...

Just at this moment, Li Lizhi jumped up.

"Father!"

She stretched out her hand,

"Where is Lizhi's birthday gift? Did you bring it to Lizhi?"

A pair of big eyes looked at Li Shimin expectantly.

Li Shimin's eyes also turned to Li Lizhi: "..."

Gift?

what gift?
Meow meow meow?
For a moment, the father and daughter stared at each other, speechless.

"Father also forgot to bring a gift for Lizhi!"

Annoyance flashed across Li Lizhi's eyes, she stomped her feet and said,
"Master also forgot, and Father also forgot!"

"Lizhi is not your caring baby anymore!"

"I'm mad, I'm mad, I'm mad!!!"

Seeing this little ancestor lose his temper, Li Shimin was also a little at a loss.

At the same time, I felt a little ashamed in my heart.

He is different from Xu Fenglei, he knows that today is his daughter's birthday, but he is too busy with government affairs, so he forgets about it.

This is just great.

The two guys from the father's generation are so unreliable, it's no wonder that the daughter is angry.

"Okay, okay, Lizhi, don't be angry, it's the father's fault, it's the father's fault..."

Li Shimin hurriedly picked up his daughter and coaxed,

"The broken girl is good, the broken girl is good..."

"What do you want? Royal Father will get it for you right now, you just want the stars and the moon in the sky, Royal Father will get it for you..."

At this moment, Li Er was trying his best.

However, Li Lizhi was still relentless.

"Don't don't, just get angry and get angry!"

she shouted,
"You don't care about me, you don't value me!"

"Woooooooo..."

This girl, who is still working now, feels helpless for Li Shimin, so she can only look at Xu Fenglei.

He couldn't bear to discipline his children, especially his only daughter.

Only "Master" came forward to be the villain.

"All right!"

Xu Fenglei didn't notice Li Er's eyes, but his eyes changed and he ordered.

"Don't cry!"

"Woo—" Li Lizhi's crying stopped abruptly.

It has to be said that the master is still majestic, and with a look of killing, he stopped her crying directly.

But that aggrieved expression was even worse.

"When it comes to caring, when it comes to valuing, the most important thing about your birthday is not you, but your mother, your great mother!"

Xu Fenglei taught,

"Did you know that birthdays are also called Mother's Day?"

"Eight years ago today, do you know how much pain your mother suffered and what dangers she took to give birth to you?"

Li Lizhi blinked her eyes twice and remained silent.

"In fact, my teacher has never advocated birthdays, including me, I don't even remember when my own birthday is."

Xu Fenglei scolded,
"Even if you really want to live it, you have to use it to summarize how much you have grown and improved this year. Is it a year of diligence, or a year of mediocrity?"

"If you really want to live, you have to be grateful to your mother for giving birth to me and provide a good meal for her."

"What does it look like to be so unreasonable as you, huh?"

When Changsun Wugou heard this, he was inexplicably moved.

And Li Shimin secretly gave a thumbs up, his eyes filled with admiration.

Listen to me, listen to me, you still have a way to educate your children!
"Yes... Master."

Li Lizhi lowered her head and said in a low voice,
"The child knows it's wrong."

Birthday is not the capital for her nonsense, this day is nothing special, on the contrary, she should be grateful for this day.

"I know I'm wrong, then what?"

Xu Fenglei put his hands on his chest and guided,
"How to do?"

Da da.

Li Lizhi ran up to her eldest grandson Wugou, and threw herself into her arms.

"Mother, thank you!"

she wept,

"Thank you for giving birth to me...for causing you trouble..."

"My child will be filial to you in the future! I will give you a delicious meal at this time of year!"

"Woooooooo..."

The eldest grandson Wugou gave a doting smile.

"Okay, okay, silly boy..."

She patted Li Lizhi's little head lightly, and said softly,
"It's not hard to give birth to a beauty. Seeing that Lizhi is so obedient and sensible, it's too late for the queen mother to be happy? What's the trouble?"

"good……"

(End of this chapter)