I directed the Xuanwumen Incident

Chapter 499 Xu Fenglei's Physiology Class

Tai Chi Palace, East Palace.

Xu Fenglei sat on the futon, reading a book quietly.

"Master..."

Li Chengqian crawled over from the floor and shouted softly.

"Ok?"

Xu Fenglei stroked his head and said with a smile,
"What's the matter, Chengqian, what's the matter with you?"

Li Chengqian hesitated for a moment, and said a little coyly:

"Master... Is the child going to be crowned this year?"

Xu Fenglei nodded.

"Yes."

He said seriously,

"Your father has already decided to crown you in October this year. The crowning ceremony was supposed to take place this month, but now it's the busy farming season, so we can't disturb the common people."

"You see, this is the thinking of a Mingjun, thinking of the common people in everything. After you are crowned, you will be considered an adult, and your father will entrust you with some government affairs."

"Your thinking should be like your father's, understand?"

Li Chengqian let out a long oh, rolling his eyes, wondering what he was thinking.

"Anything on your mind?"

Xu Fenglei tilted his head, and said with a half-smile,

"You child, you have never had such a coy gesture..."

"Tell me..."

Li Chengqian scratched his head in embarrassment.

"I just heard that I will get married after being crowned... Is the child going to marry a wife and have children?"

He blushed slightly and said,
"Will the father choose a girl for the child? What kind of girl will it be?"

Xu Fenglei laughed.

"I said, why do you have such a posture? It turns out that you are thinking about men and women."

he said,

"It's nothing to tweak. It's the so-called lustful nature. When you get older, you will naturally have such thoughts. Be generous."

"You have a good idea. Your father and mother were still discussing with your teacher a while ago, thinking about how to arrange your marriage."

"You are the prince, your first wife is naturally the concubine, and she will be the queen of my Tang Dynasty in the future! You can't choose it casually, you must have excellent character, talent and beauty."

Li Chengqian's eyes lit up.

"Will she be pretty?" The little kid looked expectant.

Xu Fenglei touched his chin, nodded and said:

"It should be, but the imperial concubine's character and morality come first... besides, everyone's evaluation criteria are different, whether she is beautiful or not."

"Maybe your father and queen think it's beautiful, but you don't like it...it's also possible."

Li Chengqian pouted.

"Can the child choose by himself..." He said with some hope.

"That won't work."

Xu Fenglei shook his head and said,

"You are a kid, what do you know?"

"Your marriage is a major national event, so it must not be careless! It must be checked by the adults."

"However, don't be disappointed... After all, you are a prince, and you will definitely have more than one wife in the future. Even if you are not satisfied, you will have to find another beautiful woman in the future!"

As the prince of the Tang Dynasty, the future emperor, are you afraid that there will be no women?
Eh……

and many more.

This kid Chengqian seems to have a bit of a crooked hobby. In history, there used to be a man named 'Xingxin', who was his male favourite...

"All right……"

Li Chengqian was slightly disappointed and reluctantly accepted this fact.

"Go and call your brothers and sisters."

Xu Fenglei said suddenly,

"The time is almost here, and it's time to give you a physiology class."

"It is also the duty of a teacher to let you understand the physiological structure of yourself and the other party, as well as the meaning of combining a man and a woman and procreating offspring."

Chinese people are too reserved and ashamed to talk about sex, so all kinds of weird problems arise.

Let's just talk about Li Chengqian, a man who is about to marry a wife, but he is still ignorant, when the time comes to ask him to face his wife, what should he do?
Mess up?
That's not allowed...

"it is good!"

Li Chengqian got up and ran out.

Xu Fenglei took a piece of paper and started to scribble...

After a while.

The four children Li Chengqian, Li Tai, Li Ke, and Li Lizhi sat in a row with their heads raised, looking like good babies.

"I'm going to tell you something different today."

Xu Fenglei pointed to the drawing board and said,

"First of all, let's make sure of one thing, and that is your sexual orientation."

"Chengqian, Qingque, Ke'er, do you like women?"

"To put it more simply, do you like pretty girls?"

He grabbed the two pretty good-looking maids of the East Palace and pointed at them.

"Just like the two of them, would you like it?"

Xu Fenglei asked.

The two maids blushed at the moment, but at the same time, they would secretly raise their eyelids and look at the three Highnesses.

They are just slaves, but if His Highness can take a fancy to them, whoever they are... Their status and destiny will be completely different.

"I don't like them. If they were more beautiful, I might like them."

Li Chengqian said honestly,
"The queen mother said that there should not be too beautiful slaves in the child's palace, for fear that the child will do bad things."

Xu Fenglei chuckled.

"Your vision is quite high, kid. With the looks of these two, a large group of people outside the palace have already sought to propose marriage!"

he joked,

"That means you have high vision and don't look down on it."

"However, your orientation is normal, keep it up."

After all, Xu Fenglei looked at the remaining two.

"It's passable."

Li Tai said in an old-fashioned way,

"If you accept her as a concubine, let's make do with it!"

Li Ke also nodded.

"Hail also holds the same opinion as the second brother."

These three children, Yingying and Yanyan watched too much on weekdays, and their vision was high. It was difficult for ordinary women to satisfy them.

Xu Fenglei waved his hand, motioning the two maidservants to step back.

"good."

He nodded and said,

"Your orientation is normal for the time being."

"Then Lizhi, what about you, what kind of person do you like? Do you like the one drawn by Master?"

On the drawing board, there is a picture of an ancient handsome man.

Xu Fenglei's painting skills are not bad, and this painting is also a model from the Xianxia game of later generations.

"very nice!"

Li Lizhi stared at the handsome man in the painting for a while, and said,
"Lizhi has a crush on him! Is he a friend of Master? Why hasn't my boy seen him?"

"Lizhi wants to meet him!"

Xu Fenglei pouted.

"This is a fiction for the teacher, but there should be such handsome people in the world."

He hummed softly,

"You really like handsome guys, right?"

"That's it. Men like beautiful women, and women like handsome men. This is the correct sexual orientation."

"Chengqian, Qingque, Ke'er, do you like the man in this painting, would you want to sleep in the same bed with him, in your arms?"

Li Tai shook his head repeatedly.

"Don't don't!"

Li Ke had goosebumps.

"I don't want it! It's disgusting..."

Li Chengqian was lost in thought.

"It seems that it is not impossible, he is also very good-looking..."

Xu Fenglei: "!!!"

"Can't!"

he cried,
"You have a wrong idea, you must correct it!"

"Opposites attract, same-sex repel! You can be jealous of his handsomeness, but you must never admire him! This is not allowed in Datang!"

"Understand?!"

In a more open later life, perhaps a little more freedom.

But now is the feudal era, and reproduction is the first priority!The dignified prince of the Tang Dynasty, if he likes men...is that plausible?
It's no wonder that this kid later adopted a male pet...it has to be corrected as soon as possible!

"My child understands."

Li Chengqian withdrew his gaze and responded honestly.

"Your concept of gender is still very weak now, so I need a teacher to give you popular science."

Xu Fenglei said seriously,

"Why do men like women and women like men, instead of combining men with men and women with women."

"That's because only when a man and a woman are married can the yin and yang be balanced, the offspring can be reproduced, and our ethnic group can grow."

"The royal family wants to spread its branches and leaves, and you have a great responsibility! Especially Chengqian, you are the prince, you are the direct line, and the inheritance of the Tang Dynasty belongs to you!"

The children all nodded.

Li Chengqian said in a somewhat confused way:
"Then master, why can't men reproduce with each other?"

Xu Fenglei nodded.

"That's a good question."

He responded and explained,
"Procreation of offspring actually requires the cooperation of a man and a woman to give birth to a new life."

"During copulation, men produce yang essence, and women produce yin essence, which can also be called eggs; only when this yang essence plunges headlong into this yin essence, can life be conceived in a woman's body."

"The two are indispensable. Both men have only Yang essence, so they are naturally infertile. In the same way, the same is true for two women."

"and also……"

Xu Fenglei explained while painting and drawing on the drawing board, which can be described as vivid and vivid.

It was the first time for several children to come into contact with such knowledge, and they were all excited and excited when they heard it.

They didn't realize that at the corner outside the house, Li Shimin was already gnashing his teeth.

"This Xu Fenglei, what is he teaching!"

Li Er was annoyed,

"This kind of thing... he is not ashamed to say it openly!"

"No, I have to go in and stop it, the more I say it, the more outrageous it is!"

He was about to enter the house, but was stopped by the eldest grandson Wugou who was beside him.

"Stop what? I think it's good to listen to Ming's explanation."

The eldest grandson Wugou rubbed his chin, listening with gusto.

She stopped Li Shimin with one hand, and hummed softly:
"The children have also reached the age of marriage leave. It is not good to be ignorant about this matter."

"We don't teach, and those instructors don't teach, how do the children understand what's going on? Let me tell you, it's better to listen to Ming's teaching!"

"Do you remember when we had our first bridal chamber?"

Li Shimin's expression froze.

"You... why are you mentioning this?"

Li Er's expression was a little unnatural.

"What, are you ashamed?"

Changsun Wugou tilted his head and said with a half-smile,

"I can vividly remember the scene at that time. Your clumsy and stiff appearance is really funny."

"In the end, after tossing and tossing for half a night, there was no result. You still asked the old servant at home, and you learned something."

"That's all, I can laugh at you for the rest of my life!"

Li Shimin: "#￥%...&*##@"

"Why do you have to mention this..."

Li Er said with a tangled face,
"At that time, no one taught me at all, and I was nervous, so naturally..."

"Oh, it's alright! I'm doing pretty well now! Don't mention these old things anymore!"

The eldest grandson Wugou smiled.

"Okay, okay, I won't mention it, but I think, my children can't be like you back then, or they will be laughed at."

she said,

"Learn and accumulate some experience, which will be useful in the future."

"Don't really talk about it. If you listen clearly, you can listen a lot. You can even talk about how to combine men and women and how to conceive life."

"Even I, a woman who has given birth to several children, don't know these things. I knew it before but I didn't know why... Now, I understand it."

Li Shimin snorted lightly.

"He's good at theory, and his mouth is good at it!"

Li Er sneered,
"If you really want him to practice, it's probably worse than me!"

"After all, he has never even touched a woman's hand, unlike me, anyway..."

The eldest grandson Wugou glanced at him.

"Anyway, you've bullied women a long time ago, haven't you?" she said.

"Hey, nothing, nothing..."

Li Shimin waved his hands repeatedly, changed the subject and said,
"Listen, listen, let's keep listening..."

At this moment, a maidservant who came to deliver cakes saw the emperor and empress cats in the corner, and was so frightened that the plates almost flew away.

"See Your Majesty, see Your Majesty!"

The slaves quickly knelt down and saluted.

There was also no life in the house.

"What are you shouting for... I don't have any vision at all."

Li Er muttered unhappily, and had no choice but to turn around and step into the house with his eldest grandson Wugou.

Swish swish.

All eyes fell on him, making him a little uncomfortable.

"See Your Majesty, Empress."

"See father, queen mother..."

All salute.

"Your Majesty, Empress, are you here early?"

Xu Fenglei said with a half-smile,
"I came early, why didn't I say it earlier, and hid outside to eavesdrop, what's the matter?"

"I don't charge for lectures, so you can come in and listen together!"

Li Shimin: "..."

"Cough, no courtesy, no courtesy."

He raised his hand and said with a little embarrassment,
"Zhenzhen and the queen have just come here for a while, and seeing that you are putting yourself into it, I didn't bother you."

"Okay, don't worry about me, just keep talking, keep talking!"

After speaking, Li Er led his eldest grandson Wugou to sit down beside him.

"It's almost explained."

Xu Fenglei patted the drawing board and said with a smile,
"Actually, there are only a few things between men and women."

"Whether it's mutual attraction, or doing good things, or carrying on the family line, it's all normal. There's nothing to be shy about. Confucius said that food and sex are sexual, and we have to respect our nature!"

"Of course, while respecting the nature, there are other things to pay attention to, that is, to start well and finish well, and to pay attention to hygiene. In this way, both sexes can have a happy life."

"If you guys still don't understand something, you can ask the teacher again. The teacher will definitely know everything and talk about everything."

"Okay, let's get out of class! There is no homework today, and your practice in the future will be answering the paper. Of course, only you will know whether the score of this answering paper is high or low."

"When the time comes, don't be proud and complacent, and don't deceive yourself..."

(End of this chapter)