not a monster

Unsurprisingly, Chifu was the last one.

As the second of the three major evil forces in the family, Po Nu and Ye Ji pointed at her and mocked her for being the last one.

Especially a certain black cat who is so scornful, who keeps emphasizing that he is No.1.

Chifu kept a dark face and ignored no one.

"..."

boring!

Panting from running, she didn't want to talk.

Feng Wuli went to rent a sun umbrella and carried it on his shoulders. The boss also gave them two matching lounge chairs and a piece of cloth.

When Wang Xilou heard about getting the card, Wang Xilou's DNA moved, her eyes blurred, and while the little apprentice was not paying attention, she took out her old and worn-out Hello Kitty wallet and asked.

Still being dragged back by the wind unreasonably.

He found an empty seat, opened the sun umbrella, put down two deck chairs, and said to the group:
"The base camp is here, and you can play around here. You can go swimming in the sea. If you want to eat, you can go to those online celebrity shops and snack streets to buy it. If you don't have enough money, come and tell me."

"I want to eat cat food."

Feng Wuli changed the subject and looked at someone: "You are not allowed to swim to the sea area more than ten miles away, and you are not allowed to swim there to catch the little creatures in the water, especially classmate Po Nu, did you hear that?"

"Yes, Teacher Feng Wuli!" Po Nu saluted him.

The posture is not standard at all.

"Hmm... call Feng Wuli Master."

"Yes! Master Feng Wuli!" She was obedient.

Feng Wuli frowned, and suddenly realized that looking at Wang Xilou's face calling his master, he was inexplicably moved, and motioned her to shout more, and then hit the back of the head.

Wang Xilou knew that this apprentice was capable, so he became more and more willing to beat him, and almost staggered him with a slap.

After being beaten, he remained calm, as if there was no such thing at all, he pinched his tender face to cover up his embarrassment, and said to the people in front of him, "Is there any problem?"

"Question!" Po Nu raised his hand high.

"Student Po Nu, what do you want to say?"

"I'm not very good at swimming, can teacher Feng Wuli teach me?" She stared at Feng Wuli with a pair of watery eyes, her tone was pink and frothy: "The kind you trained yourself."

"Approved." Before Po Nu was happy, Feng Wuli said: "Wait a while and do [-] sets of frog kicks on the shore, and I will supervise you to finish it."

She immediately raised her face.

"Do you understand?"

"Report to Master Feng Wuli, I just remembered that I can swim suddenly." The goblin saluted again.

The posture is not standard at all, Feng Wuli plans to teach her some standard postures when he has time in the future.

"Okay, break up, I'm going to buy some drinks and fruit."

"I want to eat cat food! I want to eat cat food!"

No one pays attention to her.

If she doesn't eat at home, where is there cat food for her, she is really speechless.

The sun is scorching, the sea breeze is messy, the beach and the sea are full of noises of men and women playing, the vast sea is like a huge curtain, slowly and continuously undulating, occasionally the light angle is just right when undulating, reflecting blinding light, there are many people here, The offshore places are soaked in water like dumplings.

The waves rushing to the beach by the sea are like the bubble water overflowing from a girl lying in a bathtub. They keep rolling on the beach and sticking to the ground for far, far away. The sound of the waves is like the sound of the summer wind sweeping through the bamboo forest. After spreading to the limit and then being sucked away, the tide receded, leaving only white foam and a piece of dark sand that disappeared, which became shallower visible to the naked eye, but was soon soaked again by the next wave.

There are many toilets by the beach, where people can change clothes and wash their bodies with sea water.

Among the few people wearing swimsuits were Ponu and Chifu. Wang Xilou originally had one, but she said she didn't have the face to dress like this, it was so ugly.

Chifu is wearing a black one-piece swimsuit, which is tightly wrapped. The only skin exposed is the face, hands and feet. The swimsuit has no sense of beauty at all. Wang Xilou, who is in the [-]th and [-]th, has only been exposed since Xiaohe... Well, a lot of corners are exposed , As expected of you, but your figure is still a bit girly, with two ponytails hanging down to your shoulders, a very cute image of the leading sister, but unfortunately always with a straight face, it looks like everyone hates everyone.

But the stern-faced chifu is already cute, and it would be a foul if it gets any cuter.

Ponu originally picked out an orange bikini, the kind that is tied with a rope, and wanted to let her apprentice tie it up for her, but the bikini was taken away by Wang Xilou before she finished her training, and she was not allowed to wear it like this with her face on her face. She had to change into the white one-piece swimsuit at the beginning. The white swimsuit and her delicate skin glistened in the sun, like a female fairy.

A little farther out on the sea, there are those who drive sea motorcycles, flying around buzzingly.

Ponu and Chifu, one big and one small, stared blankly at the few people who were driving motorcycles on the sea.

Po Nu scratched his head: "It looks fun."

"Then what kind of thing, how can it still be driven on the sea." Chifu is a small country bumpkin who has never seen the world.

"I want to play too, but it looks expensive."

"Our family doesn't have that much money."

"Too."

The two watched for a while, then rushed into the sea and became a member of the dumpling army.

The wind on the beach asked unreasonably: "Aren't you going to swim?" The two lay on the deck chairs and hid under the sun umbrella.

Wang Xilou didn't wear a swimsuit, but a small white vest and denim shorts on his lower body. After kicking off the slippers, he lay on the recliner and stretched his legs. There was a lot of sand on his tender white feet. Feng Wuli thought of it when he saw it Give her the urge to rub all the sand on her feet including the toes, just like cleaning a pig's trotter.

"What's there to swim in?"

"It's boring to come to the beach without swimming."

Wang Xilou just wanted to talk about why he insisted on swimming, but then he thought, the concept of "going to the beach" is very trendy. In the past 100 years, there was no such thing as saying that people came to the beach to play. Always accept a slow beat.

Beautiful people don’t mind others saying they are ugly, but those who really care are those who are not good-looking. Wang Xilou knows that she is a boring woman, so she is afraid of being unreasonably called boring and boring by the wind. , she'd be so overwhelmed, but damn she didn't know how to make herself interesting.

She can't understand the games he plays, she doesn't know the electronic products he plays with, she can still swim, but now she says she can't accept wearing a swimsuit, then she seems really boring, she even worries that she is so old Will the earth be unworthy of him?

After a long time, she retorted like this: "Don't say that Master is boring." But her tone was a little weak.

Feng Wuli glanced at her in surprise, wondering what this little zombie was doing awkwardly, and why his tone was so weird.

His mind is not delicate enough, so he naturally cannot detect the cause and effect: "When did I say you are bored?"

"Just said."

"Have it?"

"Yes!" She was very sure, and her tone was a little aggrieved.

What kind of temper tantrum is this?

Feng Wuli scratched his head, thought about it seriously, and began to chant:
"Wang Xilou is the most lovely, considerate, gentle, and virtuous woman in the world. She cooks better than a five-star chef, sings better than a big star, and is very happy to play with Wang Xilou. She will never feel bored." , Wang Xilou is the best, I will always like Wang Xilou."

"Oh! What are you talking about!" It was obvious that she was very happy to be coaxed.

"Wang Xilou is the best! I will always like Wang Xilou!" He yelled loudly, many people looked over, looked at the young couple and smiled before looking away.

"I know, I know, don't talk about it." She laughed until she couldn't see her eyes.

Feng Wuli also laughed, and suddenly asked:

"Should I wear sunscreen?"

"Huh?" Wang Xilou was taken aback.

Feng Wuli quietly took out a bottle of sunscreen from the shadow, "What should I do if I get tanned, put on some sunscreen."

It was almost impossible for Wang Xilou to refuse, so the boy came over with the bottle of sunscreen and said condescendingly that he would come and apply it on her, and he also provided massage services, which Wang Xilou really liked.

Mainly spiritual satisfaction.

She let out a long hiss, using her supreme wisdom to feel that something was wrong: "You boy, why are you so sensible and filial to Master?"

"I treat you well and you still speculate about me like this, Wang Xilou, you are not human!"

"Hmph!" She wasn't in the first place.

"Okay, it's your turn." He let go suddenly.

Only then did she understand what this kid was trying to do.

The little apprentice only enjoyed the rare service for a few minutes.

She chuckled and let him come over.

The sea breeze was blowing, and the woman's soft and cool fingers pressed against her body. The soft and gentle touch made people nostalgic. Feng Wuli gave her a scribbled massage for 5 minutes, and Wang Xilou rubbed his shoulders and beat his back for more than half an hour.

"Master is thin-skinned, and dare not shout out like you, please forgive Master for whispering." She leaned close to the little apprentice's face, blowing her breath into his ear:
"I always like Feng Wurea."