Liao Zhai Great Kind People

Chapter 197 72 Changes
Looking at the cesspit in front of him, Yang Jian looked troubled.

Xiaotiangou's nose has never been wrong, but he really can't believe that Zhang Xiu will get into the cesspit to hide him.

Moreover, even if Zhang Xiu is really hiding in the cesspit, how can he force Zhang Xiu out?

In case Zhang Xiu is not in there, he is the god of law enforcement, Erlang Zhenjun, and blasts out with his fist, just to blow up a cesspit, it will not sound good to spread...

When he was so entangled in his heart, suddenly, a middle-aged man in imperial clothes appeared.

Yang Jian was slightly taken aback, and saluted, "Emperor Xiyue."

Emperor Xiyue returned the gift with a smile: "Zhenjun Erlang, have you come to my Huashan to visit my sister again?"

Yang Jian said expressionlessly: "I heard from Xiao Tiangou that someone came to Mount Hua with the intention of releasing criminals privately, so Yang Jian came here to check."

Emperor Xiyue smiled slightly: "I'm afraid the real king made a mistake. I have been guarding Huashan for 3 years, and I have never seen any people who released criminals privately come here."

Yang Jian stared into his eyes and said, "That's the best, I still have some things to deal with in the dojo, so it's inconvenient to stay for a long time, please leave!"

After all, Erlang God took the roaring dog up into the clouds, turned into a golden light and disappeared into the sky.

Emperor Xiyue shook his head helplessly, and said, "Come out, you say it's not good for you to provoke anyone, but you must provoke Yang Jian. Fighting alone, I am not his opponent."

"It was you who saved him once. If you come a little later, you will be able to see my luxury package of feces killing punishment!"

Zhang Xiu walked out from behind the wall and looked at Xiyue Emperor curiously: "Are you the Xiyue Emperor? Why do you want to help me?"

Emperor Xiyue glanced at the jade tablet in Zhang Xiu's hand, and his cheeks twitched slightly.

The help jade pendant from Shangqing Palace, this jade pendant is not very powerful, but it will explode, and the speed is so fast that even many gods can't react in time.

If his predictions are correct, there should be a few more hidden in this cesspit...

With a wave of his right hand, the cesspit disappeared. After solving this hidden danger, Emperor Xiyue looked at Zhang Xiu with a scrutinizing gaze and said, "Did you suck up the demon's right leg?"

Zhang Xiu admitted: "That's right, the Heavenly Demon is really powerful. It only took me half a day to suck his right leg dry."

Emperor Xiyue showed a smile on his face, and praised: "You suck well. The demon is immortal. After the Buddha defeated him back then, he divided his body into five parts and suppressed them in the five mountains. The five of us have been fighting for many years. The guard who dared not leave an inch, never dared to be careless for a moment."

"With you now, the threat of the Heavenly Demon can finally be completely eradicated."

Looking at the joyful expression of Emperor Xiyue, Zhang Xiu said with a serious face, "The heavenly demons have caused disasters in the Three Realms, devastated all living beings, and wiped out the heavenly demons. It is our duty to be a righteous person, but... we have to pay more!"

Emperor Huashan smiled slightly: "How about the God Axe?"

Zhang Xiu thought for a while, and said: "It seems that you can't change the Tiantiao. Let's open the mountain ax with the mountain axe. It's better than nothing."

Emperor Xiyue breathed a sigh of relief, and said: "The rules of heaven are not determined by the heavens, but the manifestation of the rules of the heavens. No one can modify them. At most, we can turn a blind eye to them.

If you meet Yang Jian, a single-minded, three-eyed god of law enforcement, you will have to admit that you are unlucky. "

Zhang Xiu: "..."

Good guy, the whole Three Realms are playing Yang Jian?

I feel sorry for my second cousin for three seconds...

Seeing Zhang Xiu's strange expression, Xiyue the Great continued: "In addition to the mountain axe, I can also give Chen Xiang a kung fu technique so that he can learn 72 transformations in a short time, which should be enough to split the mountain and save his mother. "

A gleam of light bloomed in Zhang Xiu's eyes: "Emperor Xiyue, I had a question a long time ago, which of Yang Jian's 73 changes is more than Monkey King's 72 changes?"

Emperor Xiyue smiled mysteriously: "Become a monkey."

Zhang Xiu: "@#￥%￥#@..."

A while later, Zhang Xiu returned to the Maple Leaf Taoist's Zhenyue temple with two books and a black axe.

Seeing that A Fei was depressed, Zhang Xiu coughed, attracted his attention, and said solemnly: "A Fei, starting tonight, I will teach you "Di Sha 72 Changes" for my teacher!"

A Fei's body trembled, and he said with a shocked face: "Master, the 72 changes in your story are actually true?!"

Zhang Xiu maintained the posture of a strict teacher, and said: "Of course it is true, as a teacher, I will teach you the first transformation of 72 transformations, Transformers!"

"Master, don't worry, I will definitely learn from you!"

Ah Fei nodded excitedly, although he didn't know who Xing Kong was, but they were all called King Kong, at least he was a powerful figure like the Four King Kongs of the Western Paradise!

The next day, Ah Fei managed to learn to become a three-bouncer, and drove to the front of the Heiyun Cave on Lianhua Peak.

"Mom, I'm coming to see you again! Master taught me the 72 changes yesterday, and I've already gotten the hang of it. In a month at most, I can master the 72 changes!"

Hearing Ah Fei's voice, San ShengMu was so moved that she was about to cry: "My child, why don't you save your mother, this 72 is too evil, why is there black smoke coming out of your butt?"

Ah Fei turned back into a human body, and said helplessly, "But that's what Master taught..."

The Third Holy Mother took a deep breath and said, "Boy, since you already have mana, now mother will teach you how to use the lotus lamp. Listen carefully..."

At the same time, Guanjiangkou Erlang Zhenjun's dojo.

Xiaotiangou lay on the side, sticking out its tongue, licking the fur of the little fox beside it.

As soon as the little fox opened his mouth, Hu Ke'er's voice came out: "Oh my god, did you really smell Zhang Xiu in the cesspit last time?"

Xiaotiangou glanced outside the room and whispered, "I can smell it, but the person in the cesspit is definitely not my teacher."

The little fox looked at it in surprise: "Then why didn't you explain it clearly to Zhenjun?"

Xiao Tiangou sighed: "The teacher has more ghosts than all the ghosts in the entire underworld combined. If you conceal the master, the master will probably starve me a few times. If you offend the teacher, I am afraid that even the ashes will be thrown away by him." .”

The little fox chuckled: "It makes sense, anyway, the master has great powers, so we don't need our help."

In the gazebo in the distance, Yang Jian put down his teacup and sighed slightly.

It's true that I have supernatural powers, but I can't help but play me whether it's a human or a ghost...

This is good, even my own dog has learned to play me, Tianting is not worth it...

Thinking about it, Yang Jian couldn't help laughing out loud, then transformed into a real body, and headed towards the Nantian Gate of Heaven.

My sister is not the only one who violated the rules of heaven. This time, he is going to the Lingxiao Palace to sue his uncle who is the Jade Emperor!
If my uncle treats me differently, don't blame my nephew for being so cruel that I went to shave my head in the first month!
(End of this chapter)