Liao Zhai Great Kind People
Chapter 208
Chapter 208
The immortal who returned ten times the food and drink was standing above the clouds, looking at his friend with a fat head and big ears who hadn't realized the seriousness of the matter with a troubled expression.
This immortal is none other than Yan Jun, the official king of the fourth hall of the underworld.
This time he went to work in Tianting, on the way back, he happened to meet a friend, and they traveled together hand in hand.
Walking halfway, my friend said that he was hungry and thirsty. He happened to see the delicious food and wine displayed in the Zhenyue Temple below.
The one enshrined in Zhenyue Temple is Xiyue Great Emperor, and all three of them can talk. It was originally a trivial matter to eat with Xiyue Great Emperor.
But I never expected that just after the meal, a familiar figure came out of the house...
Zhang Dashan! !
For Zhang Xiu's character, Wuguan Wang is already very familiar with him, and he comes to the ghost gate to collect debts every now and then, no matter who can remember this face.
When Wuguan Wang saw Zhang Xiu, the chicken drumsticks in his mouth suddenly tasted bad.
As the saying goes, cannibalism is short-mouthed, if Zhang Xiu asked herself a "little favor" and let him release the ghosts in hell...
He didn't even dare to think about the consequences, so he hurriedly put down the chicken leg in his hand, ran to various Hades temples to collect offerings, and gave Zhang Xiu ten times the reward!
Seeing Wuguan Wang's nervous appearance, the friends at the side couldn't help laughing: "Wuguan Wang, you are really making a big fuss, isn't it just a meal, can that person still eat you?"
"What are you afraid of, I'll go down with you!"
After all, he brought Wuguan Wang into the courtyard of the Taoist temple.
Seeing the two gods descending from the sky, Xu Sheng was startled, and quickly knelt down to worship, but he couldn't recognize which god it was, and shouted that the gods appeared.
On the other side, Zhang Xiu recognized King Wuguan, his eyes lit up immediately, and he smiled kindly and said, "It turns out that Lord Yan of the Fourth Palace is here, come if you say you want, and bring me a pig's head It's too polite to be a birthday gift!"
"Hiss! Wuguan Wang, he really wants to eat us!"
The chubby fairy with big ears was full of fear and wondered if this Taoist temple was run by a goblin! !
At this time, Nezha suddenly shouted: "Tianpeng, you are Tianpeng!"
Fat Immortal chuckled: "Third Prince, long time no see. My old pig is no longer the marshal of the canopy, you should call me Bajie, or the envoy of the altar."
This fat fairy is none other than Zhu Bajie who was named the envoy of the altar.
The post of Messenger of the Purification Altar can enjoy the offerings offered by Buddhist believers to his heart's content. No matter which Buddha or Bodhisattva temple it is, he can go to eat and drink.
It was precisely because of the convenience of this position that he developed a habit, so he put away the food and drinks at this table when he passed by.
After being called out by Nezha, Bajie grinned at Zhang Xiuyi, and said with a smile: "I ate your food and drink with Wu Guan Wang, and now I pay you back ten times, are you satisfied?"
Zhang Xiu said indignantly: "Am I still satisfied? My apprentice worked hard all night to make this table of wine and food. Even if you give me another hundred tables of banquets, it will not make up for my apprentice's flesh and blood!"
Ah Fei said weakly: "Master, it's hard work..."
Seeing this, Wuguan Wang showed a helpless look, and said, "Then what do you want to do?"
Zhang Xiu didn't answer him, but looked at Zhu Bajie suspiciously: "Are you Zhu Bajie?"
Bajie smiled and said: "How can this be fake, can there be someone pretending to be my old pig?"
"It's hard to say, I've seen people pretending to be Erlang."
Zhang Xiu still had a doubtful expression on her face, she pondered for a moment, and said in a flash of inspiration: "I'm going to ask you a question, if you can answer it, you can dispel my worries."
Bajie said indifferently: "Just ask, anyway, it can't be true or false."
Zhang Xiu asked with a serious face: "You said you are Zhu Bajie, do you know how many goblin girlfriends Sun Wukong has?"
Bajie: "@#¥%¥#@..."
I really don't know this!
Zhang Xiu smiled and said: "You don't know this, forget it, no matter who you are, since you have eaten my food and drink, you can obediently leave it to me to work.
Don't even think about running away, even if the lawsuit goes to the Buddha, I will take the case. "
Zhu Bajie's eyes widened, and he wanted to continue arguing.
Wuguan Wang gave him a hand, stepped forward and asked, "Even if you want to work, you have to let us know what to do first, right?"
Zhang Xiu nodded and said, "There is a lotus peak in front of my house, which just blocks my gate, so it's very inconvenient to travel. I'm going to move this mountain away, and the two of you will be responsible for moving the stones and soil. "
Wuguan Wang: "..."
What kind of fool is this?
After a moment of silence, Wuguan Wang asked with twitching cheeks, "Zhang Chenghuang, haven't you considered moving?"
Zhang Xiu nodded and said: "Well, of course I have considered this. It is because I want to move my family behind the Lotus Peak, so I want to move the Lotus Peak away."
Wuguan Wang: "???"
Zhu Bajie was already dazed by Zhang Xiu's words, shook his head, and said, "When do we have to move, we both have official duties, so we can't stay here to help you carry the stones?"
Zhang Xiu thought for a while and said, "Well, tomorrow I'll get a mountain of noodles and a mountain of rice, and then I'll find a dog and a chicken. When the dog has finished licking the mountain of noodles and the chicken has finished eating the mountain of rice, or Li Jing After the Linglong Tower is repaired, you can go!"
"@#¥%¥#@..."
Hearing these familiar conditions, Zhu Bajie couldn't help being slightly taken aback, stared at Zhang Xiu and said, "May I ask, are you related to the Jade Emperor?!"
God damn chickens eat rice mountains, dogs lick noodles mountains!
Except that the candle burned out the copper lock and replaced it with Li Jing to repair the pagoda, this is completely the old Jade Emperor's method of tossing people!
Zhu Bajie was so angry that he wanted to hit someone, Wuguan Wang smiled wryly and moved closer, whispering: "He is the son-in-law of the Jade Emperor."
Pig Bajie: "..."
Is he really a relative of the Jade Emperor? !
After a while, Zhu Bajie came back to his senses, and said to the official king with a righteous face: "I'm not afraid of the Jade Emperor, it's just that we eat other people's food, and it's only right and proper to work for him!"
Wuguan Wang nodded dumbfoundingly, and then followed Zhang Xiu and others to the front of the Lotus Peak.
Standing in front of the Lotus Peak, Ah Fei clenched the mountain axe in his hand with excitement, and shouted into the cave: "Mother, I'm going to split the mountain, don't be afraid, my master has already done everything in advance. Prepare!
The golden sore medicine and the nine-turn golden elixir are all prepared, even if I accidentally hurt you by mistake, Master can rescue you as soon as possible! "
San Shengmu's moved hands trembled: "Hearing what you said, my mother is even more afraid!! How about we discuss the matter of splitting the mountain?"
The after-effects are a bit serious, my nose keeps running in front of the computer, my muscles are still sore, it’s too uncomfortable, today is still a chapter, I can’t catch up with Chapter 2...
(End of this chapter)
The immortal who returned ten times the food and drink was standing above the clouds, looking at his friend with a fat head and big ears who hadn't realized the seriousness of the matter with a troubled expression.
This immortal is none other than Yan Jun, the official king of the fourth hall of the underworld.
This time he went to work in Tianting, on the way back, he happened to meet a friend, and they traveled together hand in hand.
Walking halfway, my friend said that he was hungry and thirsty. He happened to see the delicious food and wine displayed in the Zhenyue Temple below.
The one enshrined in Zhenyue Temple is Xiyue Great Emperor, and all three of them can talk. It was originally a trivial matter to eat with Xiyue Great Emperor.
But I never expected that just after the meal, a familiar figure came out of the house...
Zhang Dashan! !
For Zhang Xiu's character, Wuguan Wang is already very familiar with him, and he comes to the ghost gate to collect debts every now and then, no matter who can remember this face.
When Wuguan Wang saw Zhang Xiu, the chicken drumsticks in his mouth suddenly tasted bad.
As the saying goes, cannibalism is short-mouthed, if Zhang Xiu asked herself a "little favor" and let him release the ghosts in hell...
He didn't even dare to think about the consequences, so he hurriedly put down the chicken leg in his hand, ran to various Hades temples to collect offerings, and gave Zhang Xiu ten times the reward!
Seeing Wuguan Wang's nervous appearance, the friends at the side couldn't help laughing: "Wuguan Wang, you are really making a big fuss, isn't it just a meal, can that person still eat you?"
"What are you afraid of, I'll go down with you!"
After all, he brought Wuguan Wang into the courtyard of the Taoist temple.
Seeing the two gods descending from the sky, Xu Sheng was startled, and quickly knelt down to worship, but he couldn't recognize which god it was, and shouted that the gods appeared.
On the other side, Zhang Xiu recognized King Wuguan, his eyes lit up immediately, and he smiled kindly and said, "It turns out that Lord Yan of the Fourth Palace is here, come if you say you want, and bring me a pig's head It's too polite to be a birthday gift!"
"Hiss! Wuguan Wang, he really wants to eat us!"
The chubby fairy with big ears was full of fear and wondered if this Taoist temple was run by a goblin! !
At this time, Nezha suddenly shouted: "Tianpeng, you are Tianpeng!"
Fat Immortal chuckled: "Third Prince, long time no see. My old pig is no longer the marshal of the canopy, you should call me Bajie, or the envoy of the altar."
This fat fairy is none other than Zhu Bajie who was named the envoy of the altar.
The post of Messenger of the Purification Altar can enjoy the offerings offered by Buddhist believers to his heart's content. No matter which Buddha or Bodhisattva temple it is, he can go to eat and drink.
It was precisely because of the convenience of this position that he developed a habit, so he put away the food and drinks at this table when he passed by.
After being called out by Nezha, Bajie grinned at Zhang Xiuyi, and said with a smile: "I ate your food and drink with Wu Guan Wang, and now I pay you back ten times, are you satisfied?"
Zhang Xiu said indignantly: "Am I still satisfied? My apprentice worked hard all night to make this table of wine and food. Even if you give me another hundred tables of banquets, it will not make up for my apprentice's flesh and blood!"
Ah Fei said weakly: "Master, it's hard work..."
Seeing this, Wuguan Wang showed a helpless look, and said, "Then what do you want to do?"
Zhang Xiu didn't answer him, but looked at Zhu Bajie suspiciously: "Are you Zhu Bajie?"
Bajie smiled and said: "How can this be fake, can there be someone pretending to be my old pig?"
"It's hard to say, I've seen people pretending to be Erlang."
Zhang Xiu still had a doubtful expression on her face, she pondered for a moment, and said in a flash of inspiration: "I'm going to ask you a question, if you can answer it, you can dispel my worries."
Bajie said indifferently: "Just ask, anyway, it can't be true or false."
Zhang Xiu asked with a serious face: "You said you are Zhu Bajie, do you know how many goblin girlfriends Sun Wukong has?"
Bajie: "@#¥%¥#@..."
I really don't know this!
Zhang Xiu smiled and said: "You don't know this, forget it, no matter who you are, since you have eaten my food and drink, you can obediently leave it to me to work.
Don't even think about running away, even if the lawsuit goes to the Buddha, I will take the case. "
Zhu Bajie's eyes widened, and he wanted to continue arguing.
Wuguan Wang gave him a hand, stepped forward and asked, "Even if you want to work, you have to let us know what to do first, right?"
Zhang Xiu nodded and said, "There is a lotus peak in front of my house, which just blocks my gate, so it's very inconvenient to travel. I'm going to move this mountain away, and the two of you will be responsible for moving the stones and soil. "
Wuguan Wang: "..."
What kind of fool is this?
After a moment of silence, Wuguan Wang asked with twitching cheeks, "Zhang Chenghuang, haven't you considered moving?"
Zhang Xiu nodded and said: "Well, of course I have considered this. It is because I want to move my family behind the Lotus Peak, so I want to move the Lotus Peak away."
Wuguan Wang: "???"
Zhu Bajie was already dazed by Zhang Xiu's words, shook his head, and said, "When do we have to move, we both have official duties, so we can't stay here to help you carry the stones?"
Zhang Xiu thought for a while and said, "Well, tomorrow I'll get a mountain of noodles and a mountain of rice, and then I'll find a dog and a chicken. When the dog has finished licking the mountain of noodles and the chicken has finished eating the mountain of rice, or Li Jing After the Linglong Tower is repaired, you can go!"
"@#¥%¥#@..."
Hearing these familiar conditions, Zhu Bajie couldn't help being slightly taken aback, stared at Zhang Xiu and said, "May I ask, are you related to the Jade Emperor?!"
God damn chickens eat rice mountains, dogs lick noodles mountains!
Except that the candle burned out the copper lock and replaced it with Li Jing to repair the pagoda, this is completely the old Jade Emperor's method of tossing people!
Zhu Bajie was so angry that he wanted to hit someone, Wuguan Wang smiled wryly and moved closer, whispering: "He is the son-in-law of the Jade Emperor."
Pig Bajie: "..."
Is he really a relative of the Jade Emperor? !
After a while, Zhu Bajie came back to his senses, and said to the official king with a righteous face: "I'm not afraid of the Jade Emperor, it's just that we eat other people's food, and it's only right and proper to work for him!"
Wuguan Wang nodded dumbfoundingly, and then followed Zhang Xiu and others to the front of the Lotus Peak.
Standing in front of the Lotus Peak, Ah Fei clenched the mountain axe in his hand with excitement, and shouted into the cave: "Mother, I'm going to split the mountain, don't be afraid, my master has already done everything in advance. Prepare!
The golden sore medicine and the nine-turn golden elixir are all prepared, even if I accidentally hurt you by mistake, Master can rescue you as soon as possible! "
San Shengmu's moved hands trembled: "Hearing what you said, my mother is even more afraid!! How about we discuss the matter of splitting the mountain?"
The after-effects are a bit serious, my nose keeps running in front of the computer, my muscles are still sore, it’s too uncomfortable, today is still a chapter, I can’t catch up with Chapter 2...
(End of this chapter)
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