Liao Zhai Great Kind People

Chapter 260 Hot Pot
Guanjiangkou, Erlang God Temple.

Yang Jian was eating hot pot and singing, when suddenly a golden light flashed, and the Jade Emperor appeared in front of him alone.

Yang Jian gasped, his expression changed, he took out a three-pointed two-edged knife and slashed at the Jade Emperor, while sternly scolding: "What a heart demon, come to ruin my practice again!"

The Jade Emperor gently raised his hand, held the three-pointed double-edged knife with two fingers, and said calmly: "There are only us uncle and nephew here, Erlang don't have to pretend to be crazy."

Yang Jian's expression changed slightly, he put away the three-pointed two-edged knife, and said with a sneer, "Hmph, this illusion is really becoming more and more real!"

The Jade Emperor sighed slightly: "The way of heaven is permanent, and many things are beyond my control. There is no need to mention the past. In today's world, the demons hide their whereabouts and make trouble behind the scenes. Would you like to come out of the mountain?"

Yang Jian's face changed several times, and he said, "You and the Buddha can't fight the demon together, so what if I go?"

The Jade Emperor said: "I know your abilities. Since the day you were born, you have refined the way of killing and attacking. In the heavenly court, there is no one more suitable for dealing with demons than you."

"If you don't agree, I have no choice but to send Taibai Jinxing to reincarnate down to earth. I'm afraid there will be another catastrophe in the world..."

Yang Jian sneered: "What do I have to do with human affairs? At worst, change to another emperor, and I will still be my judicial god!"

The Jade Emperor was silent for a while, took out a razor silently, and said with a serious expression: "If you don't agree, then uncle, I will commit suicide in the first month, and you will become bald in the future!"

Yang Jian suddenly showed panic: "Huh??!!"

Who did you learn from! !
The majestic Jade Emperor, why is he playing a rascal?

After being confused for a moment, Yang Jian looked at the Jade Emperor with a complicated expression, thinking of all the beings in the world and the responsibilities on his shoulders, he sighed deeply, and said seriously: "Uncle, as a judicial god, it is important for me to maintain the order of the Three Realms." You don't need to say more about my duties...you should put away the razor first!"

Looking at Yang Jian who would rather die than become bald, the Jade Emperor smiled slightly, put away the razor, and said with a faint smile: "Sure enough, he is my good nephew."

Yang Jian felt depressed for a while, then bowed his head and saluted: "Uncle, don't worry, I will get rid of Zhang Xiu as soon as possible when I go to the world, and I will give you and Tianting an explanation!"

Jade Emperor: "..."

I'm not talking about this heavenly demon! !
Lingshan, Daleiyin Temple.

Jigong stood at the door with a smile on his face, and smiled with his mouth crooked: "The Dragon Subduing Arhat has completed his calamity, please let me Buddha open the door and let me return to Lingshan!"

After a while, Buddha's solemn and solemn voice sounded: "Arhat Subduing the Dragon, how many kalpas have you experienced in this life?"

Jigong replied with a smile: "The disciples have gone through ninety-nine and eighty-one hardships, and they should be consummated."

The Buddha sighed and said, "Hey, you have overcome eighty catastrophes in total, and there is only one catastrophe left, which is the catastrophe of Heaven and Demon. Only when you get Zhang Xiu to convert to my Buddha, can you return to Lingshan."

When Jigong heard this, he couldn't help but be dumbfounded: "Huh??!!"

According to what you mean, I will never be able to return to Lingshan in this life? ?

On the other side, Zhang Xiu, who had subdued the Eight Demons, returned home, taking stock of the harvest this time.

The Eight Demons do many evils. Although they have inherited Ao Bing's art of refining weapons, the weapons they forge are all evil magic weapons piled up with human lives.

After releasing the ghosts in these magic weapons, Zhang Xiu gained a lifespan of thousands of years, which was enough to make up for the loss of using the method of disintegrating the demons, and even had a large surplus.

Coupled with the Heaven Swallowing Dafa obtained from Lily, this time it was a bumper harvest.

Hearing Xia'er's suggestion that she cook and reward everyone, Zhang Xiu's face changed slightly, and she said seriously: "Lady, although the eight demons have been eliminated, they are definitely not the only ones left behind by the demons. The rest of the party is cleaned up, let's celebrate again!"

Xia'er grudgingly hummed and said, "Then let's have a hot pot and have a little celebration?"

Ao Xue said excitedly: "The hot pot is good, I'll go to the market to buy sheep!"

Xia'er said displeased: "What kind of sheep do you want to buy? It costs a lot of money. I caught two monsters the day before yesterday. Let's use them to cook hot pot."

As long as Xia'er doesn't cook in person, Ao Xue would be thankful, she nodded repeatedly and said, "Yeah, as long as there is meat to eat, Xia'er, what kind of monster did you catch?"

Xia'er showed a smile: "The day before yesterday I caught two thousand-year-old earth dragons, and they happened to be used to cook hot pot."

"Earthworm??"

Ao Xue was stunned for a moment, then her face turned greener than spinach.

The earth dragon is an earthworm, right? Can this thing also cook hot pot? ? ! !

I don't read much, so don't lie to me!

Half an hour later, Xia'er brought out a pot of bubbling green hot pot with various ingredients on the table.

At this time, two golden lights came to the yard one after the other.

After the golden light dispersed, Yang Jian and Ji Gong appeared in front of everyone.

Zhang Xiu was overjoyed, stood up and walked out the door, saluting: "Master Daoji, Second Cousin! You came just in time, we are about to eat, come, let's sit together!"

As he spoke, he enthusiastically pulled the two of them to the table and sat down.

Yang Jian and Jigong smiled as they smelled the dipping ingredients that Zhang Xiu had prepared.

"Eat hot pot, monk, I like dog meat hot pot best!"

Seeing Jigong's familiar appearance, Yang Jian felt a little displeased, and said coldly, "How about I kill the Xiaotian dog and let Jianglong Arhat evaluate it?"

Jigong smiled, shook his fan and said, "I don't dare to eat the Xiaotian dog. If you kill the Xiaotian dog, you will become a dog and ignore it from now on, Zhenjun."

When the two met, it was full of gunpowder.

Seeing this, Zhang Xiu acted as a peacemaker, picked up the ingredients in the hot pot, put them in their bowls, and said, "We don't divide camps here today, whether it's people from Lingshan or Tianting, all come here are guests." ! If you don’t have any appetite, I can ask Ao Xue to perform a biting lighter for you to cheer up!”

Ao Xue: "..."

You can be a person!

Under the resentful eyes of Ao Xue, the two smiled and relaxed, and at the same time picked up the ingredients in the bowl and put them into their mouths.

In the next instant, the faces of the two changed suddenly.

Yang Jian got up abruptly, kicked over the stool, and said furiously, "Heavenly Demon is abominable, he actually poisoned our food!!"

Jigong rubbed a few clay pills, stuffed one into his mouth, looked around nervously and said: "Everyone eat my detoxification pill first, save your life first!"

Zhang Xiu's cheeks twitched twice, glanced at Xia'er with a gloomy expression, and said, "Lady, these two must be fakes, after I kill them, I'll cook you a sumptuous banquet again!"

After finishing speaking, he kicked over the table, drew out the Excalibur and rushed towards the two of them!

Looking at the upright Zhang Xiu, Ao Xue couldn't help being dumbfounded: "@#￥%￥#@..."

How could it be like this? !

　Yesterday I slept late and got cold. I felt fine and ate a cold noodle. I had diarrhea all day. I was new here, but I couldn’t find a pharmacy. I had to endure it all day. I’ll update it today...

　　
　
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