Liao Zhai Great Kind People

Chapter 299 My Great Axe
The disciple of Huang Zhennv Jiufeng is a weasel transformed into a spirit, and she likes to tease people by nature.

Before she became mature, she liked to steal chickens from farmers and put them in the neighbor's house, causing the two families to quarrel, but she was happy to watch the fun from the sidelines.

It was precisely because of her bad character that Jiufeng took her as a disciple, taught her spells, and asked her to come out to cause trouble for the world and to cause trouble for Zhang Xiu and the others.

This time, she pretended to be Liu Yuanwai's niece Qiaoer and came to Hejian County.

After arriving at Liu's house, she ate the old lady of Liu's family first, and played the role of old lady and niece by herself, and soon fooled everyone, using the identity of the old lady to let Liu Yuanwai eat cow dung to strengthen his body, and then Using Qiao Er's identity to dissuade him, he had a great time playing.

Although it was fun like this, after a long time, she got a little tired, so she shifted the target of the disaster to Xia Shang.

Xia Shang was originally a wealthy man, but after being cursed by her, everything went wrong. As long as he had anything to do with money, he would be happy for nothing.

But today, she found that the curse on Xia Shang had been lifted, she went to check in surprise, and followed the breath of the curse to a temple dedicated to the Buddha...

Looking at the cursed copper coins in the merit box, Huang Zhennv was in a bad mood, so she quickly lifted the curse before the Buddha found out!
I returned to Liu's house full of depression, and as soon as I entered the door, Member Liu happily took her hand, and laughed happily: "Qiaoer, you are finally back, you don't know, I was eating out today, and I met you." Fucked my own uncle! Qiao Er, follow me to meet your seventh uncle!"

With Qiao Er's dazed expression, Liu Yuanwai pulled her into the room, pointed at Zhang Xiu, who was sitting on a chair with white hair and wrinkled face, and urged, "Qiao Er, don't hurry up and kowtow to see you." Uncle Seven!"

Huang Zhennu looked at Zhang Xiu, who had a young face, and kowtowed with a strange expression: "Zhen'er pays homage to Grandpa Seventh."

Zhang Xiu smiled and nodded.

Member Liu pointed at Yan Feng again: "This is your eighth uncle, hurry up and kowtow."

Huang Zhennv kowtowed, and heard him continue to introduce: "This is your aunt, sister, second uncle, third uncle..."

After kowtowing more than a dozen heads in a row, Huang Zhennv finally paid homage to these relatives, raised her head dizzily, looked at the anxious woodcutter in front of her, and asked dully: "Where are you?" An elder is here?"

The woodcutter scratched his head in embarrassment: "I'm here to deliver firewood. Seeing so many people in the room, come here to join in the fun..."

Huang Zhennu: "@#￥%￥#@..."

Is there anything special to join in the fun! !
In Huang Zhennv's gritted teeth expression, Zhang Xiu stepped forward to help her up, and asked kindly, "Qiaoer, I haven't seen you for several years, have your hemorrhoids and beriberi healed?"

Huang Zhennv's eyelids trembled slightly, she thought that Qiao Er had many problems, and she said with a dry smile, "Uncle Lao Qi is concerned, Qiao Er has recovered..."

Zhang Xiu breathed a sigh of relief, and said with satisfaction: "It's good to be cured, so that I can treat the willow disease on your body with peace of mind in the future."

When Huang Zhennu heard this, she suddenly felt bad: "??!!"

What the hell is this woman I ate before? !
While Huang Zhennu was shocked, Zhang Xiu pulled her to the table, and said with a smile: "Uncle Qi lived in Qianzhou Prefecture, where a special kind of beef hot pot is made, which is made from the cow's stomach and small intestine. Take out the digested food, squeeze out the liquid, add ox bile and condiments, put it in the pot and cook it slowly, and then eat it. It can also treat diarrhea and stomachache.

The locals love this kind of delicacy very much, and this time I brought you some specially, Qiao Er, come and try it. "

Looking at the green water tumbling in the pot, and looking at Zhang Xiu's expectant eyes, Huang Zhennv picked up a piece of tripe and put it in her mouth.

The next moment, Huang Zhennv's face suddenly changed, turning greener than the hot pot soup. She forcefully put the tripe into her mouth, and smiled with difficulty, "This beef hot pot is really unique."

Zhang Xiu nodded proudly: "Well, your seventh uncle and grandma are obsessed with cooking skills, and feel that this beef hot pot is not suitable for the taste of us Central Plains people, so they specially improved it, and added undigested food in the pig's large intestine to make it more delicious. The cuisine just got richer."

Huang Zhennv's eyes widened in an instant: "In the pig's large intestine...the food that hasn't been fully digested?!"

After being stunned for a moment, Huang Zhennv got up abruptly and ran out the door, leaning on the door frame and began to vomit.

Jigong, who was hiding behind the door curtain, smiled and grabbed it with his right hand. A soul flew out of Huang Zhennu's mouth, was pinched in his hand, and stuffed into the mouth of the old lady of the Liu family.

The old lady of the Liu family came back to life in shock, looked at Jigong in front of her, and showed a blank expression: "Who are you, I am..."

Jigong chuckled: "Good old friend, you don't even know me?"

The old lady of the Liu family trembled suddenly, and she couldn't help feeling flustered.

When I was young, I had a good time with monks? ?

Can't it? !

Member Liu at the side couldn't laugh or cry, he went to the old lady of the Liu family, held her hand, and explained, "Mother, this master is Living Buddha Jigong. You were eaten by a goblin. It was the Living Buddha who brought you back to life."

The old lady of the Liu family breathed a sigh of relief immediately after hearing the cause and effect: "Let me just say, when I was young, I obviously only got along with Taoist priests..."

Liu Yuanwai: "??!!"

On the other side, Huang Zhennv stopped vomiting, turned around, and stared at Zhang Xiu with murderous eyes.

Her Qiaoer is fake, but this seventh uncle is definitely fake, and all these relatives are fake!

This large group of people clearly joined forces with Liu Yuanwai to play tricks on her!
Looking at the smiling Zhang Xiu, Huang Zhennu let out a howl and revealed her real body. Thick yellow hair grew on her face, and she turned into a weasel face.

The demonic aura soared to the sky, permeating the entire courtyard, mixed with black demonic aura, covering the entire courtyard with a layer of black veil, making everyone's vision dark and invisible.

Seeing this, Zhang Xiu immediately took out the lotus lamp from her treasure bag, lit the wick with the power of pure yang, and instantly illuminated her side.

A yellow light flashed, collided with the halo of the lotus lamp, and made a clicking sound, followed by the figure of Huang Zhennu reappearing in everyone's field of vision.

Huang Zhennu was taken aback, her pupils trembled and she said, "Baolian Lantern, you are..."

Zhang Xiu stepped forward proudly: "That's right, I am Liu Chenxiang!"

Huang Zhennu took a deep breath, then stabilized her mind, and said with a sneer, "It's really you. Your ax is only using the lotus lamp. You are not my opponent."

Zhang Xiu sighed helplessly: "Oh, my big ax accidentally fell into the river a few days ago, and the God of the River came out of the river with two axes, one gold and one silver, and asked my mother and daughter-in-law If I fall into the water, who should I save first? If I can’t answer the question, I won’t be given the axe. How can there be any reason for this?”

Huang Zhennv was stunned for a while, and there was a trace of sympathy in her eyes: "This river god, there is a high probability that Zhang Xiu is pretending..."

Zhang Xiu: "@#￥%￥#@..."

I'm so...

(End of this chapter)