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Chapter 182 Qiqiao Linglong Heart Tianmoqin, Xiao Feng committed suicide (ask for a monthly ticket)

[Xu Zhu draws random punishments as follows]

【Explosive hormones: As the old saying goes, 'people are iron and rice is steel, if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry', the explosive hormones use sex as a meal, if you don't eat a meal, you will be hungry, and if you don't eat for a month, you will be terminally ill! 】

"???"

Xu Zhu scratched his head, his not high IQ didn't understand what it meant.

A light fell.

Xu Zhu felt an inexplicable change in his body, suddenly there was an inexplicable restlessness in his heart.

desire for women.

Although he had fantasized about women before.

But he has never left the Shaolin Temple, and he has never seen a woman.

After the live broadcast appeared.

He just saw a woman for the first time on the live broadcast.

After entering the live broadcast room, Li Qiushui and Wu Xingyun were the women he really saw.

But it was fine before.

Although Wu Xingyun and Li Qiushui are beautiful.

But he didn't dare to think too much.

now.

But there was a strong and inexplicable desire to get closer to the other party in his heart.

"Little monk, look at you, after the live broadcast, you can go back and get married." Seeing Xu Zhu's gaze, Li Qiushui laughed and teased.

But she wasn't purely joking.

Xu Zhu doesn't want to become terminally ill or become an obscene monk.

There are only two ways.

one is to marry a wife
One is to go to the brothel alone every day to help those poor girls.

"Ah, no, no, no, I'm a monk, how can I marry a wife!"

Xu Zhu was startled, he said hastily.

[Cheng Fei: Hahaha, this little monk is so cute and silly. He has been punished by not eating enough to be hungry and having a burst of hormones. He still wants to be a monk? 】

[Blood Knife Ancestor: Little monk, your punishment is nothing, come here to worship the ancestor as a teacher, the ancestor will take you to drink, eat meat and play with beauties every day! 】

[Princess Yunluo: Shameless! 】

[Shi Zhongyu: This punishment is also awesome, it is forcing this stupid donkey to return to vulgarity! 】

[Tie Jianmen Yu Zhenzi: I suddenly discovered that I was punished by this punishment! 】

[Walking Alone Tian Boguang: That's how it is!Picking flowers is not what I want, they are all victims! 】

[Murong Xian: You shameless thieves, you have thick skins! 】

[Walking alone Tian Boguang: How can you pick flowers if you are not thick-skinned? 】

……

"Outburst hormones?"

Erniang Ye, who was rushing to Shaolin, was moved in her heart: "My son is stupid, it seems that I have to arrange a marriage for him and find him a beautiful and virtuous wife!"

Ye Erniang pondered in her heart.

The matter cannot be delayed.

One month is terminally ill, this is the deadline, but she must not let her precious son suffer, the sooner the better.

Otherwise, I can only take my son to the brothel.

Fortunately, brothels are the most indispensable thing in this world.

Xu Zhu's punishment is not a big problem.

At least in Ye Erniang's opinion, the punishment for breaking her arm was much lighter than before.

Besides, she didn't want her son to be a monk.

Even though his father is the abbot of Shaolin.

"This punishment is also weird, I don't know what I will get?"

Long Xiaoyun glanced at Xu Zhu who was a bit dazed and still didn't react, feeling a little uneasy.

if it is possible.

Give him a burst of hormones as well.

It is not difficult for him to play with women every day.

[Long Xiaoyun draws a random penalty as follows]

[Brother Black Heart: You have a heart so black that it turns purple. You specialize in cheating brothers. The harder you cheat, the more comfortable you feel. Heart. 】

"Fuck!"

Long Xiaoyun's face turned green, didn't this clearly show that he was going to be tortured?
If not exposed.

He still has the confidence to cheat his brothers everywhere.

Anyway, I don't need a brother.

He only needs to make friends with brothers everywhere, and then trick them, it can still be done for him.

But now he has been exposed.

Everyone knows that he only cheats brothers.

Who dares to approach him?

Who would believe his nonsense?

He's a dick!

"Could this be God's punishment for stealing my brother's fiancée and ancestral property?" Long Xiaoyun looked desperate, although this punishment should not kill him.

But the pain of Wanjian piercing the heart...

hiss!
"Boy, in fact, you don't have to worry so much!"

When Wu Xingyun spoke suddenly, Long Xiaoyun was refreshed, and he clasped his hands and asked:

"Could it be that Child Elder has a solution, please ask Child Elder to give me some advice, I am very grateful!"

"You can count on your ability to live a day!"

Wu Xingyun sneered and said, "Is the punishment still useful to you?"

Long Xiaoyun: "..."

Have you hit people like this?
If it's not that I can't beat you, I really want to kill you!
"Hmph, whether I can survive a day or not, Child Elder will wait and see!"

Long Xiaoyun's face was livid, and he ignored Wu Xingyun.

[This time, Li Qiushui, Wu Xingyun, and Jiang Feng answered the question correctly. 】

【Please select the method of drawing random rewards】

The three chose to draw by themselves.

Long Xiaoyun also looked at Jiang Feng and the other three, wondering what they would draw this time.

[Start to draw random rewards]

[Li Qiushui's random rewards are as follows]

[Nine Yin Scriptures: A generation of strange man Huang Chang has read thousands of Taoist scriptures and comprehended the essence of martial arts, which is all-encompassing. 】

A ray of light fell and fell into Li Qiushui's mind.

The way of heaven is to damage more than enough and make up for what is not enough, so the emptiness wins the reality, and the deficiency wins the more than enough.Its meaning is broad, its rationale is profound, and its interest is deep.The division of heaven and earth, the sequence of yin and yang, the appearance of changes, the omens of life and death...

Big Dipper Dafa, Changing Tendons and Forging Bone Chapters, Healing Chapters, Acupuncture Chapters, Secrets of Acupuncture Points, Tendon and Bone Retraction Method, Soul Removal Dafa, Destructive Claws, Nine Yin White Bone Claws...

"good."

Li Qiushui praised in his heart.

The Nine Yin Manual is not a peerless magic skill, but it is all-inclusive and very comprehensive.

Among them, the Yijin Bone Forging chapter, which can improve the constitution of the root bone, is the most important thing for Li Qiushui. Even if the constitution of the root bone is improved a little, it will have a great effect on her.

[Duan Yanqing who is full of evil: I heard that in the past, Wujue Huashan Lunjian was fighting for the scripture of Nine Yins. In the end, Wang Chongyang, the supernatural power, was superior and won the scripture! 】

[Cheng Fei: So awesome?Can many great masters compete for it?Could this Huang Chang be a celestial boss? 】

[Hong Qigong of the Beggar Gang: I guess so, even if not, Huang Shang is still a generation of amazing talents! 】

[Iron Brave God Hou Zhu ignores: Shaolin Yi Jin Jing also has the effect of improving root and bone physique, which was created by Bodhidharma. incredible! 】

[Shi Zhongyu: The concubine got the Nine Yin Scriptures, and she had the Zhang Wu Dao card before, so her strength will definitely increase after going back this time, and I'm afraid she can be promoted to the peak of the Grand Master! 】

[Yangzhou Shuanglong Kou Zhong: The peak of the great master!jealous!drooling.jpg. 】

[Blood Knife Patriarch: Are you sure you are envious of cultivation, not the body of the concubine? 】

[Tie Jianmen Yu Mako: I'm still a child! 】

……

"Congratulations, Junior Sister!"

Wu Xingyun smiled, looking forward to his reward in his heart.

[Wu Xingyun draws random rewards as follows. 】

[Seven orifices and exquisite heart: special physique, practice a thousand miles in a day, comprehend the skills, get twice the result with half the effort, and have endless magical uses. 】

[Jiang Feng draws random rewards as follows. 】

[Tianmoqin (Supernatural Soldier): Comes with Tianlong eight notes, attacking enemies with sound waves. 】

Two lights fell.

Daoes of bright golden light bloomed on Wu Xingyun's chest, and his heart transformed, which then led to the transformation of his whole body.

Jiang Feng had an extra guqin in his hand.

Tian Moqin.

At the same time, the information of Tianlong Bayin also appeared in his mind, allowing him to directly reach the entry level.

"This piano is really good!"

Jiang Feng took a few glances at Tianmoqin, then at Wu Xingyun.

Wu Xingyun's cultivation base has not improved, but his temperament has changed.

"Congratulations to Child Elder, with a seven-aperture exquisite heart, her physique has skyrocketed, heaven and man are in sight!"

Jiang Feng smiled.

If Wu Xingyun was only [-]% sure of being promoted to heaven and man before, he would be at least [-]% sure after getting the Qiqiao Linglong Heart.

"Haha, congratulations, Mr. Jiang, for getting another extraordinary weapon!"

Wu Xingyun was in a good mood.

With the acquisition of the Qiqiao Linglong Heart, she felt that the essence of her whole life had been improved, and her vitality had more than doubled.

She could feel that the middle finger of her right hand would soon grow out under the blessing of the aura of perfect body and exquisite heart of seven apertures.

"Congratulations, sister!"

Li Qiushui is in admiration at this moment.

Originally, she thought that the Nine Yin Scriptures were very fragrant.

But when he saw Wu Xingyun's exquisite heart with seven apertures, he immediately became livid.

Even if she cultivated the Yi Jin Bone Forging Chapter to the perfect state, she would not be able to improve her physique to compare with Wu Xingyun's seven-aperture exquisite heart.

really.

There is no harm without comparison.

"I feel like grandma has become more beautiful again!"

Xu Zhu scratched his head aside and said.

"You little monk, you have become dishonest!"

Wu Xingyun glanced at Xu Zhu, laughed and cursed.

"I……"

Xu Zhu has an embarrassing face, embarrassment in his heart, he never thought that he himself would say such words.

[Four eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: The honest monk is dishonest, now even the little monk Xu Zhu is dishonest! 】

【Shi Zhongyu: This little bald donkey was dishonest. Seeing him in the dark ice cellar, facing Menggu, he didn't have the strength to resist at all, and broke his defense with a few words. 】

[Blood Knife Patriarch: Food and sex!Shaolin monks are not close to beauty, which is extinction of human nature, but how can human nature be extinguished so easily?That's why there are many temples hiding filth, imprisoning beautiful women for lewd pleasures, abbots looking for lovers outside, and so on. 】

[Tie Jianmen Yu Mako: The truth is revealed!So those monks are hypocritical! 】

[Shaolin Xuanji: Presumptuous!You shameless thieves, Shaolin Qingyu cannot be slandered, don't think that you can be lawless if you are not in the Song Dynasty! 】

【Lawlessness: What are you calling me for? 】

……

"Amitabha!"

Xuanci recited the Buddha's name, although he knew that the ancestor Xuedao said that the abbot was looking for a lover outside, but he couldn't refute it.

Xuan Ji, Xuan Du and the others were so angry that they blew their beards and stared, wishing to kill all those who slandered Shaolin.

[The end of the tenth question, the live broadcast continues. 】

【All lucky viewers please watch carefully and prepare to answer the questions. 】

Fortunately, the sound of the live broadcast room sounded at this time, attracting everyone's attention to the live broadcast.

Wu Xingyun and the others took their positions.

The original freeze frame is played again.

on the screen.

Xiao Feng was put on special chains and locked in an iron cage.

Yelu Hongji did not see him, but sent people to persuade him to attack Song every day.

But Xiao Feng knew that Yelu Hongji's real purpose was to fear that he would commit suicide.

Because Yelu Hongji had personally led the army to attack Song, he wanted to show off in front of Xiao Feng after he succeeded in defeating Song.

Naturally Xiao Feng couldn't be allowed to die.

of course.

If Yelu Hongji failed to attack Song Dynasty, he would have no face to see Xiao Feng, so he would definitely kill Xiao Feng first.

this day.

Ah Zi and others pretended to be envoys of Liao Emperor Yelu Hongji and came to the prison to rescue Xiao Feng.

Along with him are Dali strong men led by Duan Yu, beggar gang masters, Shaolin monks and heroes from the Central Plains.

Hearing that Ah Zi said that Xu Zhu brought the strong men from Vulture Palace, Xiao Feng was both surprised and happy, and said: "Have all the subordinates of the second younger brother come too?"

Ah Zi said: "It's not just the young monk's subordinates, not only the young monk himself, but also the young monk's wife."

Xiao Feng asked: "What little monk's wife?"

AhZi laughed and said: "Brother-in-law, you don't know that Xu Zhuzi's wife is the princess of Xixia Kingdom, but her face is always covered by a mask, and no one will see her except the little monk. I asked the little girl Monk: "Is your wife beautiful?" The little monk always smiles without saying a word."

[Little boy Yang Guo: Because the little monk's wife looks exactly like Duan Yu's wife, letting others know will definitely cause trouble! 】

[Shi Zhongyu: Especially don't let Duan Yu know, otherwise... Hehe! 】

[Dali Prince Duan Yu: Nonsense!Although I like the fairy sister very much, how can I, Duan Yu, be a despicable person like Long Xiaoyun who steals love and brothers and women! 】

Long Xiaoyun: Lay down!

[Blood Knife Patriarch: That might be! 】

[Four Eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: I didn't expect that people from the Beggar Gang and Shaolin would all go to rescue Xiao Daxia, Xiao Daxia's charm is really extraordinary! 】

[Shaolin Xuanji: I, Shaolin, have never been ambiguous in front of righteousness! 】

[Shi Zhongyu: It sounds nice! 】

……

However, this wave of saving Xiao Feng allowed Shaolin and the Beggar Gang to restore some reputation.

Everyone watched the live broadcast nervously.

on the screen.

Xiao Feng, Xu Zhu, Duan Yu and others lead the Central Plains martial arts heroes to fight and retreat. Although they are highly skilled in martial arts, the martial artists in the rivers and lakes fight on their own.

Only relying on the support of Xiao Feng, Xu Zhu, Duan Yu and other top experts, they can retreat calmly.

Everyone retreated all the way to the outside of Yanmen Pass.

On both sides of Yanmen Pass, there are two peaks facing each other, soaring into the clouds. When swan geese fly south, they must pass between the two peaks, which is a metaphor for the danger of the terrain, so it is named Yanmen Pass.

I saw that the Liao army was limited to the mountains, and the east and west roads gradually contracted, and they all came from the front.

But apart from the sound of horseshoes, iron armor, and the sound of flags blowing in strong winds, there was no human noise at all. They were elite troops with strict military discipline.

A group of Liao troops forced the pass to form an array, rushed to the point where the crossbow arrows were about to reach, and immediately retreated.

At a glance, the east, west, and north flags are waving, and I don't know how many people there are.

Xiao Feng said loudly: "Everyone, please wait in place, don't move, stay here and talk to Emperor Liao."

Without waiting for Duan Yu, Ah Zi and others to dissuade him, he rode out alone on his horse.

He raised his hands above his head, indicating that he didn't have a bow and arrow in his hand, and shouted: "Your Majesty the Emperor of the Great Liao Kingdom, Xiao Feng has something to say to you, please come out."

When he said these few words, he summoned up his inner strength, and his voice spread far away.

Not one of the more than [-] soldiers of the Liao Army could not hear clearly, and everyone's expressions changed.

After a long while, the drums and horns of the Liao army were suddenly heard loudly, thousands of troops and horses separated to the two sides like waves, eight golden banners fluttered in the wind, and eight knights galloped out persistently.

Behind the eight yellow flags, a team of spearmen, axemen, archers, and shieldmen rushed forward, lined up on both sides, and then ten generals in brocade robes and iron armor surrounded Yelu Hongji and went out.

The Liao army shouted: "Long live, long live, long live!"

The sound shook the whole field, and the valley sounded.

After closing the gate, the Song army was awe-inspiring when they saw the enemy's military might.

Yelu Hongji raised the sword in his right hand high, the Liao army was silent immediately, apart from the occasional neighing of war horses, there was no sound at all.

The screen freezes.

[Question No. 11, what is the result of this battle? 】

【A. Xu Zhu and Duan Yu captured Yelu Hongji alive, Xiao Feng forced him to retreat, and promised that he would never invade the Song Dynasty in his lifetime. Xiao Feng stood faceless in the world and committed suicide. 】

【B. Xu Zhu and Duan Yu shot and killed Yelu Hongji, Xiao Feng killed countless Liao soldiers, he was ashamed of Yelu Hongji, stood shameless in the world, and committed suicide. 】

[C. The Yanmen Gate was broken, and all the heroes of the Central Plains were killed and injured. Only Xu Zhu and Duan Yu were seriously injured and retreated. The Liao army also suffered heavy casualties. Xiao Feng consciously implicated his brothers and killed countless Liao soldiers. He stood faceless in the world, Suicide. 】

[D. Yanmen Gate was defended, but almost all the heroes of the Central Plains were killed or injured, only Xu Zhu and Duan Yu were seriously injured and retreated, the Liao army also suffered heavy casualties, Yelu Hongji was seriously injured and retreated, Xiao Feng consciously hurt all his brothers, and killed countless Liao soldiers , Standing in heaven and earth without face, committed suicide. 】

……

(End of this chapter)