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Chapter 199 Shi Zhongyu's Terrible Punishment, Xie Yanke's Image Collapsed
Chapter 199 Shi Zhongyu's Terrible Punishment, Xie Yanke's Image Collapsed (Monthly Ticket Asked)
[Jumozhi draws a random penalty as follows]
[Worth the Tathagata and not the Qing: Amitabha, my Buddha is merciful, I want to marry a wife. 】
When a ray of light fell, Jiumozhi felt an inexplicable change in his body.
The power of Buddhism is not enough.
"Hua girl is so beautiful, suitable to be a wife, with a big butt, she can bear a son!"
Jiumozhi, who had no idea about Hua Wanzi, suddenly felt that Hua Wanzi had become extremely beautiful.
It really is the heroine of Samuume, Hua Wanzi.
Flowers are blooming.
Colorful.
【Xu Zhu: Don't lose to the Tathagata, don't lose to Qing, it turns out that's the case, the little monk finally realized it! 】
[Tianshan Child Elder Wu Xingyun: Hahaha, the little monk has opened up and found an excuse for himself to find a woman! 】
[Cheng Zhengfei: The little monk now knows how to find a woman without the help of his grandma! 】
[Little boy Yang Guo: Congratulations to the great monk, you can return to vulgar life! 】
[Prince Zongzan of Tubo: The national teacher is fine, you will not fail the Tathagata and you will not fail the Qing, this prince will send you dozens of beauties later! 】
Jiu Mozhi: "..."
Convex (fuck dish f*ck)!
Women will only affect the speed at which I practice martial arts!
"Congratulations to the national teacher, I'm so lucky, if only I got this punishment!" Shi Zhongyu couldn't help teasing with envy.
For him, this punishment was not punishment at all.
"Humph!"
Jiumozhi stared at Shi Zhongyu coldly.
Do you think the old monk is like you, a prostitute?
[Shi Zhongyu is randomly drawn and punished as follows]
[Don't love women, love men: women just reproduce offspring, men are true love. 】
"No!"
"I do not want!"
The smile on Shi Zhongyu's face froze, why didn't the one he drew be worthy of the Tathagata and worthy of Qing?
Why doesn't he love women and men?
Little boy Yang Guo: Because you are a prostitute!
A light fell.
Shi Zhongyu felt that a miraculous change had taken place in him.
The way he looked at Hua Wanzi changed.
Before, he had the same kind of worldly and outrageous thoughts that Yang Guo had towards Xiao Longnu towards this beautiful uncle.
but now……
He looked at Hua Wanzi...
I don't feel it anymore.
women or something.
Climb for me.
"Ok?"
Shi Zhongyu's eyes lit up when he saw Jiang Feng.
What a nice view!
hiss!
Jiang Feng's back felt cold, and his hair stood on end.
If outside.
He had to slap this dog to death.
"Brother Jiang Feng, you are really good, can you tell me how you answered the questions?" Shi Zhongyu looked at Jiang Feng with burning eyes.
It's like when a prostitute sees a peerless beauty and can't wait to strike up a conversation.
"roll!"
[Little boy Yang Guo: It's over, another one who covets Big Brother Jiang's beauty! 】
[Cheng Shifei: A prostitute is still a prostitute, but the ladies and sisters in the world are relieved and don't have to worry about Shi Zhongyu anymore, but a handsome man like me should be careful, it's too dangerous to be outside alone! 】
[Princess Yunluo: Shameless!Do you think you are brother Jiang Feng? 】
[Princess Changping Li Cuiyu: This bastard dares to covet Brother Jiang Feng's beauty, damn it! 】
[Black and white twin swords Min Rou: Woohoo, my Yu'er! 】
……
"A sin!"
Min Rou cried and wailed, and fainted immediately.
"Junior Sister!"
Shi Qing quickly hugged Min Rou, pinched him, and let the latter wake up slowly.
"This rebellious son dares to harm the little princess of Lingxiao City, this time is considered punishment!" Shi Qing hugged Min Rou and hated iron for being weak.
"Woooo..."
Min Rou burst into tears, a son died, and a son became like this, what's the point of her being alive.
"It's true that evil is rewarded with evil, this little prostitute deserves it!"
On a big ship, Shi Xiaocui said indignantly.
She is the mistress of the Snow Mountain School, Bai Zizai's wife, also the mother of Bai Wanjian, and the grandmother of Bai Axiu.
"Maybe this is the cycle of heaven, and the retribution is not good."
A soft and serene voice sounded, and it was a beautiful young girl who was as quiet as a delicate flower shining in the water, and acted like a weak willow supporting the wind.
The girl has a melon-shaped face, elegant and gentle, and a pair of bright and clear big eyes are very moving, I feel pity when I see it.
It was Bai Axiu, the little princess of the Snow Mountain School.
She did not die after jumping off the cliff, but was rescued by her grandmother Shi Xiaocui who ran away from home.
Shi Xiaocui quarreled with Bai Zizai and got angry, so instead of taking Bai Axiu back to Lingxiao City, he wandered around the rivers and lakes to relax.
Snow Mountain School Lingxiao City.
The crowd was in an uproar, and they were in a good mood.
"This thief should be punished!"
"It's best to let him kill it!"
"It's too cheap for him to die, isn't he lustful, let him become a eunuch!"
"Make him crippled, with broken legs and arms!"
"It's better to be blind and deaf!"
"I don't know what punishment Junior Sister Hua will receive?"
Speaking of Hua Wanzi, everyone suddenly became nervous.
For this beautiful little junior sister.
The disciples of the Snow Mountain School naturally liked it very much.
"The monk's heart is moved, and the prostitute falls in love with a man. What punishment will I get? I'm neither a monk nor a nun, nor a prostitute..."
Hua Wanzi was not in the mood to laugh at Shi Zhongyu, her heart was fluctuating and uneasy.
[Hua Wanzi draws random penalties as follows]
[One-night love: fall in love with the first man in life, and will never change for him until death. 】
A light fell.
Hua Wanzi didn't feel any obvious changes, but looking at the explanation of the punishment, Hua Wanzi didn't know whether to be happy or sad.
Happily, this punishment did not substantially harm her for the time being.
The sad thing is that she is afraid that she will be in a difficult situation in the future.
Those who covet her will instantly skyrocket.
Even her senior brothers may not be able to believe it.
"This punishment is awesome!"
Shi Zhongyu said with a smile: "But women are the most annoying!"
He looked at Jiang Feng, his eyes became hot again.
"Amitabha!"
Jiumozhi proclaimed the Buddha's name, but his eyes fell on Hua Wanzi intentionally or unintentionally.
He feels that the "Qing" who is "worthy of Tathagata and worthy of Qing" is right in front of him.
[Blood Knife Ancestor: This punishment is interesting, that is to say, as long as I am the first ancestor, she will fall in love with me until death! 】
[Wang Wanren of the Snow Mountain School: You old bastard, don't even think about touching Junior Sister Hua! 】
[Sentimental son Hou Xibai: The punishment in the live broadcast room is really getting more and more interesting, but in the future, the flower girl will be in danger. 】
[Tiejianmen Yuzhenzi: What dangers can there be in the future?They've all been preempted! 】
[Princess Changping Li Cuiyu: Shameless! 】
[Fairy Jinghong Yang Yan: I wonder what rewards Young Master Jiang and Aunt Mei Fang will get this time? 】
……
After the punishment, everyone looked forward to the reward.
[This time, Mei Fanggu and Jiang Feng answered the question correctly. 】
【Please select the method of drawing random rewards】
Mei Fanggu chose to draw by herself.
So did Jiang Feng.
[Start to draw random rewards]
[Mei Fanggu draws random rewards as follows]
[The fragrance of plum blossoms comes from the bitter cold: the more beautiful the red plums are when the wind, frost and snow hit. 】
[Jiang Feng draws random rewards as follows. 】
[Enlightenment tea (one bag): can help people enlightenment]
Two lights fell.
Mei Fanggu's whole body was shrouded in bright light, as if she was undergoing transformation.
Jiang Feng had an extra bag of enlightenment tea in his hand.
[Cheng Zhengfei: This is already the second bag, envy! 】
[Four eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: Envious! 】
[Tie Jianmen Yu Mako: Damn!The ugly monster has become a peerless beauty! ! ? 】
[Blood Knife Patriarch: Damn it!The ugly monster has become a peerless beauty! ! ? 】
[Mei Wenxin: What an ugly monster!Fang Gu was originally a peerless beauty! 】
……
The bullet screen was full of exclamations.
In the live broadcast room, Mei Fanggu's yellow, black and ugly appearance disappeared, and was replaced by a big beauty with an oval face, snow-white skin, and a graceful figure.
"This is my mother?"
The dog bastard on Motianya was stunned.
I couldn't believe my eyes.
"I didn't expect your mother to be such a beautiful woman, but yes, if she were ugly, she wouldn't have so much love and hatred!"
Xie Yanke said.
Moreover, Mei Fanggu is the daughter of Mei Wenxin and Ding Busi, both of whom are well-known masters in the Jianghu, and they are not ugly.
What's more, Mei Wenxin was also a well-known beauty in the Jianghu back then.
"I regained my appearance?"
Mei Fanggu felt her own changes but didn't have much surprise or excitement.
After all, her disfigurement was not done by others, but by her own troubles and disfigurement.
"Shi Qing has never loved you, so why bother with yourself!"
Jiang Feng shook his head.
Mei Fanggu is actually very similar to Yaoyue.
They are all strong women.
Still very extreme.
In the original book, Yaoyue rescued Jiang Feng and took care of her meticulously. As a result, Jiang Feng secretly got together with her maid, Hua Yuenu, eloped and gave birth to twins.
The invitation to the moon was completely blown up, and it was unacceptable.
Her status, martial arts and appearance, which point is not better than Huayuenu?
And she was so kind to Jiang Feng, Jiang Feng actually chose a maid and didn't choose her, how could the proud Yaoyue accept it?
So after Jiang Feng and Hua Yuenu died, Yaoyue was still puzzled, wanted his two sons to kill each other, and pricked his arm with a needle from time to time to vent his anger.
But now, under Jiang Feng's acupuncture and moxibustion treatment, Yaoyue has not turned black and has become better.
Mei Fanggu at this time is equivalent to Yaoyue in the later period.
Mei Fanggu is the daughter of Mei Wenxin and Ding Busi. Her family has strong martial arts skills.
But Shi Qing just didn't like her liking Min Rou.
In a rage, she robbed Shi Qing and Min Rou's son, gave him a corpse, and finally ruined her own appearance.
It was even more ruthless than the blackened Yaoyue.
"Why? How am I not as good as that little bitch Min Rou?"
When Aunt Mei Fang heard this, she immediately exploded.
"It's because you are so kind and strong that Shi Qing doesn't like you!"
Jiang Feng was about to explain.
In case he gets the story of the peerless twins in the future, he can use the example of Mei Fanggu and Shi Qing to defend himself.
"He feels inferior when he's with you, but he doesn't feel inferior when he's with Min Rou. Instead, he's very happy. Of course he chose Min Rou!"
Jiang Feng said.
In the future, even if the Peerless Twins are broadcast live, he chooses Huayuenu, it is because he is too weak, not worthy of inviting the moon, you great palace lord!
Now that I am stronger, naturally there will be no such problems!
"I don't believe it! I don't believe it!"
Mei Fanggu still finds it hard to accept, deceiving herself and others.
[Cheng Zhengfei: Aunt Mei Fang really likes Shi Qing, so the dainty little slut that the bastard is talking about is undoubtedly Min Rou! 】
[Little boy Yang Guo: If the bastard has nothing to do with Shi Qing, why did Aunt Mei Fang ask him to find Min Rou when she scolded the bastard?Is the dog bastard really the son of Shi Qing and Mei Fangu? 】
[Blood Knife Patriarch: I found that Aunt Mei Fang is still perfect! 】
[Tiejianmen Yuzhenzi: The power in the live broadcast room is so miraculous, isn't it normal to help Mei Fanggu restore her appearance, and restore her perfect body by the way?Like the former concubine who used the healing card to restore her appearance, wouldn't she also restore her perfect body? 】
[Dog bastard: Mom, who is my father?Is that Shi Qing? 】
……
"I didn't expect Young Master Jiang to really understand me!"
When Shi Qing heard Jiang Feng say why he chose Min Rou instead of Mei Fanggu, he couldn't help but sigh with emotion.
"Brother, you really didn't lie to me?"
Min Rou stared at Shi Qing again, more and more suspicious that the bastard was Shi Qing and Mei Fanggu's son.
"Junior Sister, what exactly do you need to believe?"
Shi Qing said helplessly: "When I find Aunt Mei Fang, I will kill her to avenge Jian'er and prove my innocence!"
Min Rou nodded, staring at Mei Fanggu in the live broadcast room, her eyes were full of murderous intent.
[The first question is over, and the live broadcast continues. 】
【All lucky viewers please watch carefully and prepare to answer the questions. 】
As the sound of the live broadcast room sounded, Mei Fanggu, who was still skeptical about her life, was pulled back to her place, and everyone took their positions.
The originally frozen live broadcast screen was played again.
on the screen.
Xie Yanke was surprised and disappointed when he heard the bastard say that he didn't ask for help.
"If this little guy really didn't beg for anything from me, how would he fulfill his wish back then? I'm afraid his mother is a depraved woman, why would his son be beaten when he begs for food from her? What did she call 'Jiao Didi, little bitch? ’, most likely because her husband abandoned her because he loved the new and abandoned the old, so she was full of anger on her son. There are so many foolish women in the country.”
He looked at the bastard and asked, "You're a little beggar, don't you beg for food and money?"
"I never ask for it. When people give it to me, I take it. Sometimes people don't give it, and he turns around and doesn't pay attention. I take it too, and slip away quickly."
Xie Yanke smiled lightly: "Then you are not a beggar, you are a little thief!"
"What is a thief?"
"Do you really not understand? Or are you pretending to be stupid?"
"Of course I really don't understand, so I asked you. What is pretending to be stupid?"
[Cheng Shifei: The bastard is really cute and silly! 】
[Little boy Yang Guo: The bastard is not stupid, on the contrary, he is very smart. As long as his mother never taught him this knowledge, he has no chance to learn, so he seems to know nothing, very stupid! 】
[Chilian Fairy Li Mochou: What a poor kid! 】
[The most vicious Yun Zhonghe: When did the murderous Fairy Chilian also overflow with maternal love! 】
[Chilian Fairy Li Mochou: You are a perverted thief, I will kill you one by one! 】
[The most ferocious Yun Zhonghe: Coincidentally, fairies like you, I see you playing with each other! 】
[Princess Changping Li Cuiyu: You are a perverted thief, don't be ashamed of yourself here, I will dirty my eyes when I see you! 】
[Very evil Yun Zhonghe: Princess beauty, you will know about me in the future! 】
[Princess Changping Li Cuiyu: Don't let me meet you! 】
……
"Damn whore!"
Princess Changping was very angry, and told the female guard sent by the emperor to protect her:
"Go and find that prostitute for Bengong, I will beat him to death with my own hands!"
"Yes, princess!"
The female guard hurried down to order.
Princess Changping continued to watch the live broadcast.
on the screen.
Xie Yanke took a few glances at the bastard's face, and saw that although his face was covered with mud, his eyes were bright and dark, and he showed no signs of stupidity, so he said doubtfully:
"You are not a three-year-old baby, you have lived to be a teenager, why don't you understand anything?"
"My mother doesn't like to talk to me. She said that she hates me when she sees me, and she often ignores me for ten days and eight days. I had to talk to Ah Huang. Ah Huang can only listen, but can't talk, and he can't talk to me. What I say is a thief and what is pretending to be stupid."
Seeing that there was no cunning in his eyes, Xie Yanke thought to himself: "Isn't this kid scolding me around the corner?"
"So you're not going to talk to your neighbors?"
"What is a neighbor?"
Xie Yanke was so annoyed, he said, "People who live near your house are neighbors."
The dog bastard said: "Live near my house? Well, there are eleven big pine trees in total. There are many squirrels on the trees, pheasants and hares in the grass. Are those neighbors? They can only squeak, but they don't can speak."
"You have grown up so big, have you never talked to anyone except your mother?"
"I've been staying at home on the mountain, and I can't get down. I haven't talked to anyone except my mother. My mother disappeared a few days ago. When I was looking for my mother, I fell off the mountain. Later, Ah Huang disappeared again. I asked people, Where did my mother go, and where did Ah Huang go? People say they don’t know. Does that count as talking?”
Xie Yanke thought to himself: "It turns out that you lived on the barren hill all your life, and your mother didn't come to pay attention to you. No wonder you don't understand this or that."
He then said, "That's considered talking. Then how do you know that money can buy steamed buns?"
"I've seen someone buy it. You don't have money, but I have money. You want it, don't you? I'll give it to you."
The bastard took out the pieces of silver from his pocket and handed them to him.
[Cheng Shifei: The bastard is really majestic! 】
[Blood knife patriarch: The bastard probably doesn't know that money has other uses besides buying steamed buns! 】
[Sentimental son Hou Xibai: The bastard is so pitiful, he only saw his mother before he went down the mountain, and his mother didn't want to see him, and didn't talk to him for ten days and a half months! 】
[Wudang Zhang Wuji: Originally, I thought I was miserable enough, but I didn't expect the bastard to be more pitiful than me. I have been on a desert island for ten years, and at least I have my parents and adoptive father. They all like me! 】
[Tie Jianmen Yu Mako: The bastard is not a father, and mother does not love, but you have 'two fathers' who love you, hehe! 】
[Tianying teaches Yin Susu: A dog can't spit out ivory! 】
[Yangzhou Ssangyong Kou Zhong: I'm really curious about who the father of the bastard is, so Aunt Mei Fang hates it, and it feels like the bastard is not her own! 】
[Wu Zhou Di Renjie: Maybe he really picked it up! 】
……
Everyone became more and more curious about the "mysterious father" of the dog bastard.
Is it Shi Qing?
If Shi Qing...
That would be interesting.
on the screen.
Xie Yanke finally felt relieved at this moment, it seemed that the bastard was not arranged by others to deal with him.
The dog bastard asked, "You said just now that I am not a beggar, but a thief. Am I a beggar, or a thief?"
Xie Yanke smiled slightly, and said: "If you beg for food and money from others, and only give it to you if they are willing to give it, you are a beggar. If you ignore others' willingness to give it, and secretly reach out to take it, then It's a thief."
The dog bastard tilted his head and thought for a while, then said: "I never ask people for things, I don't care if they give it to me, I just eat it, then I'm a thief."
"Yes, you are an old thief."
Xie Yanke was taken aback, and said angrily, "What did you call me?"
"Aren't you an old thief? They obviously refused to give you these two swords, but you snatched them. You are not a child, so you are naturally an old thief."
Dog mongrel righteous words.
Instead of being angry, Xie Yanke smiled and said, "The word 'little thief' is a curse word, and 'old thief' is also a curse word. You can't just scold me."
"Then why are you scolding me?"
[Little young man Yang Guo: Hahaha, the big bastard is really awesome, he makes Xie Yanke feel embarrassed every time! 】
[Snow Mountain School Bai Zizai: Unexpectedly, Xie Yanke, a majestic Motian layman, can't argue with a child, what a joke in the world! 】
[Famous Gongsun Linglong: Bastard, you are very good and have a future, come and join my famous family! 】
……
On the skyscraper cliff.
Xie Yanke covered his face.
His fame was ruined in this way.
Especially what happened later, I couldn't bear to look directly at it.
He didn't even dare to look at it.
on the screen.
Xie Yanke smiled and said, "Okay, I won't scold you either. You are not a beggar, nor a thief. I call you little baby, and you call me old uncle."
The bastard shook his head and said, "I'm not called Xiaowa, I'm called a bastard."
"The name of the dog bastard is not good. Your mother can call you, but others can't call you. Your mother is really strange, why did you call your son a dog bastard?"
The dog bastard said: "Why is the dog bastard bad? My Ah Huang is just a dog. I am happy when he is with me, just like you are with me. But when I talk to Ah Huang, he can only bark. You But also talk."
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to stroke Xie Yanke's back a few times, his hands were soft and gentle, with a kind expression, just like stroking a dog's fur.
[Snow Mountain School Bai Zizai: Hahaha, are you trying to laugh at me so you can inherit my Snow Mountain School?Today I found out that Motian Layman Xie Yanke is a dog!No, better than dogs, dogs can't talk, Xie Yanke can talk! 】
[Cheng Shifei: Worship the boss! 】
[Zhou Mu of Golden Knife Village: Worship the boss! 】
[Snow Mountain School Geng Wanzhong: Worship the boss! 】
……
The people watching the live broadcast in Jiuzhou burst into laughter.
Du Ziteng!
This wave of bastards patted Xie Yanke's back like a dog, and there was no one else.
Xie Yan's guest called Motian Layman, who is both good and evil, killing people without blinking an eye.
How many dare to stroke his beard?
Don't you see, before the Snow Mountain Sect and the people of Jindao Village were all in awe of him, and they didn't dare to be presumptuous.
That's a record breaking dog bastard.
Everyone couldn't help but sweat for the bastard.
That is, the bastards are simply ignorant.
If someone else dared to treat Xie Yanke like this, his head would blow off.
on the screen.
Xie Yanke channeled a wave of true energy to his back, and the whole body of the bastard shook, as if he had touched a piece of red-hot charcoal.
The bastard put his hand on his chest and said, "Old man, you have a fever. Come and rest under the tree over there for a while. I'll find some water for you to drink. What's wrong with you? You have a terrible fever. I'm afraid this The disease is not mild."
With a concerned look on his face as he spoke, the bastard reached out to hold his arm and asked him to rest under a tree.
This way, even though Xie Yanke is surly, seeing that he is sincere to him, he will no longer use his true energy to hurt him.
He said, "I'm fine, what's wrong with me? Look, haven't I lost my fever?"
As he spoke, he took the bastard's little hand and touched his forehead.
When the bastard touched his forehead, he felt a coolness on his forehead, and said anxiously: "Ah, old man, you are dying!"
Xie Yanke said angrily: "Nonsense, why am I dying?"
"My mother was sick once, and she had the same fever and chills. She kept yelling: 'I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I have no conscience, I'd better die!' Later, she almost died and slept on the bed. It took more than two months."
Xie Yanke smiled and said, "I won't die."
The bastard shook his head slightly, as if he didn't believe it.
The two walked for a while, the sun was shining in the sky, the dog bastard went to pick seven or eight large leaves to weave into a hat, and gave it to Xie Yanke.
Xie Yanke made him laugh and laugh, and couldn't bear to show his kindness, so he put a leaf hat on his head.
Under the scorching sun, wearing this hat feels cool and comfortable.
He has always been only afraid that he will hate him, and no one has ever cared for him with such kindness, so he couldn't help but feel a burst of warmth in his heart.
[Cheng Shifei: It's over!The image of Motian Layman Xie Yanke has completely collapsed! 】
[Xiangyang City Cheng Yaojia: Although the bastard is ignorant of the world, he is kind-hearted. It seems that he will not learn from Xie Yanke, but he will influence Xie Yanke with love! 】
[Blood knife patriarch: I'm afraid there is only a bastard who can make Motian layman Xie Yanke willingly wear a green leaf hat! 】
……
Everyone was very emotional.
Although the dog bastard just came out of the rivers and lakes, he doesn't understand the world and the world, and his words make people laugh and cry.
But there was something about him that was contagious.
Everyone was watching the live broadcast closely.
For fear of missing a single bit.
on the screen.
Xie Yanke and the bastard came to a small town, and the bastard said, "You don't have money, this disease might be caused by starvation, let's go to a restaurant to eat something full."
The bastard took Xie Yanke's hand and entered the restaurant.
He had never been in a restaurant, and he didn't know how to order food. He took out the broken silver and copper coins in his arms and put them on the table, and said to the waiter:
"My old uncle and I want to eat meat and fish, so take all the money."
There is more than three taels of silver, and it is enough to fix a good banquet on the table.
The waiter in the store was overjoyed, and hurriedly ordered the kitchen to cook chicken, fish and duck, and soon the dishes were served one after another.
Xie Yanke ordered another two catties of white sprinkles.
The bastard took a sip of the wine, spat it out, and said, "It's very spicy, it's not good." He just ate meat.
Xie Yanke thought to himself: "Although this kid is not sensible, he is born bold and bold. It seems that he is not stupid. If he manages well, he can become a master in the martial arts."
But he changed his mind and thought again: "Oh, there are so many ungrateful people in the world. My brute apprentice has the best aptitude, which is rare in this world, but he didn't hurt me enough? Why do you want to accept him as an apprentice?"
Thinking of his villain, he immediately became angry, drank up two catties of white wine, ate some dishes, and said, "Let's go!"
"Old man, are you all right?"
Xie Yanke said: "Okay!"
He thought to himself: "Now that you have run out of money, if you want to eat again, you have to ask me. Let's find a big town and exchange the gold leaves."
[Cheng Fei: I rely on it!The bastard is so sincere to him, this guy actually wants to plot against the bastard! 】
[Little boy Yang Guo: There are many ungrateful people in the world. It seems that his apprentice is ungrateful and has nothing to do with him! 】
[Princess Yunluo: This is called like a teacher, there must be a disciple! 】
[Sun Xiaohong: I don't know what to do next time I eat, the bastard has no money, what should I do? 】
[Murongxian: Xie Yanke, this old guy, is really not a thing! 】
……
Everyone scolded Xie Yanke.
Xie Yanke was so angry that he jumped, but there was nothing he could do.
on the screen.
After Xie Yanke and the bastard left the town, they heard the sound of fighting.
Xie Yanke came forward with the bastards, and found that one of them was the old man of Baijing Island Dabei, who had lost a move to him back then, and his martial arts were very powerful.
But now he was injured and besieged by three masters of the Changle Gang.
It turned out that Changle Gang wanted to invite Dabei Old Man to join, but Dabei Old Man said that Changle Gang was an evil gang.
Even if he received the order of rewarding good and punishing evil on the island of knights and died on the island of knights, he would not join forces with the Changle gang.
Soon the old man was seriously injured and fell to the ground.
The bastard couldn't bear it anymore, rushed out, and shouted: "Hey, you three bad guys, why are you beating up a good guy together?"
Xie Yanke frowned, thinking: "This baby is going to cause trouble."
Then he liked it in his heart: "That's fine, let's use the hands of these three people to kill him. If I don't save him, it's not a violation of my oath: Otherwise, if the little baby asks me for help, I'll take care of it for him." Those three."
[Princess Li Cuiyu of Changping: Xie Yanke is too bad, even at this time, he is still plotting against a bastard, and even wants to die, it is really inhumane! 】
[Fairy Jinghong Yang Yan: Anyway, the bastard was so kind to him before, but he wanted to kill him with a knife! 】
[Motian Layman Xie Yanke: I thank Yanke for doing things, why should I care about others?Don't you know that the old man has never been a good person? 】
[Flying Bat Ke Zhen'e: You are a bad guy and you have reason, you should be killed! 】
[Cheng Shifei: As a pig's foot, the bastard will definitely not die, but I don't know whether it will be Xie Yanke or someone else who will rescue him in the end? 】
Everyone is curious whether the dog bastard can save the old man of great compassion.
on the screen.
The dog bastard stood in front of Dabei old man and shouted: "You can't make things difficult for this old man anymore."
The screen freezes.
[Second question, can the bastards force back the masters of the Changle Gang?How do you do it? 】
[A, can.He was stabbed 36 times in a row and remained motionless. 】
[B, can.In order to save people, I beg Xie Yanke to help. 】
[C, can't.He was knocked to the ground with a punch, unable to move. 】
[D, can't.Being tapped on the acupuncture points, it is difficult to move. 】
……
(End of this chapter)
[Jumozhi draws a random penalty as follows]
[Worth the Tathagata and not the Qing: Amitabha, my Buddha is merciful, I want to marry a wife. 】
When a ray of light fell, Jiumozhi felt an inexplicable change in his body.
The power of Buddhism is not enough.
"Hua girl is so beautiful, suitable to be a wife, with a big butt, she can bear a son!"
Jiumozhi, who had no idea about Hua Wanzi, suddenly felt that Hua Wanzi had become extremely beautiful.
It really is the heroine of Samuume, Hua Wanzi.
Flowers are blooming.
Colorful.
【Xu Zhu: Don't lose to the Tathagata, don't lose to Qing, it turns out that's the case, the little monk finally realized it! 】
[Tianshan Child Elder Wu Xingyun: Hahaha, the little monk has opened up and found an excuse for himself to find a woman! 】
[Cheng Zhengfei: The little monk now knows how to find a woman without the help of his grandma! 】
[Little boy Yang Guo: Congratulations to the great monk, you can return to vulgar life! 】
[Prince Zongzan of Tubo: The national teacher is fine, you will not fail the Tathagata and you will not fail the Qing, this prince will send you dozens of beauties later! 】
Jiu Mozhi: "..."
Convex (fuck dish f*ck)!
Women will only affect the speed at which I practice martial arts!
"Congratulations to the national teacher, I'm so lucky, if only I got this punishment!" Shi Zhongyu couldn't help teasing with envy.
For him, this punishment was not punishment at all.
"Humph!"
Jiumozhi stared at Shi Zhongyu coldly.
Do you think the old monk is like you, a prostitute?
[Shi Zhongyu is randomly drawn and punished as follows]
[Don't love women, love men: women just reproduce offspring, men are true love. 】
"No!"
"I do not want!"
The smile on Shi Zhongyu's face froze, why didn't the one he drew be worthy of the Tathagata and worthy of Qing?
Why doesn't he love women and men?
Little boy Yang Guo: Because you are a prostitute!
A light fell.
Shi Zhongyu felt that a miraculous change had taken place in him.
The way he looked at Hua Wanzi changed.
Before, he had the same kind of worldly and outrageous thoughts that Yang Guo had towards Xiao Longnu towards this beautiful uncle.
but now……
He looked at Hua Wanzi...
I don't feel it anymore.
women or something.
Climb for me.
"Ok?"
Shi Zhongyu's eyes lit up when he saw Jiang Feng.
What a nice view!
hiss!
Jiang Feng's back felt cold, and his hair stood on end.
If outside.
He had to slap this dog to death.
"Brother Jiang Feng, you are really good, can you tell me how you answered the questions?" Shi Zhongyu looked at Jiang Feng with burning eyes.
It's like when a prostitute sees a peerless beauty and can't wait to strike up a conversation.
"roll!"
[Little boy Yang Guo: It's over, another one who covets Big Brother Jiang's beauty! 】
[Cheng Shifei: A prostitute is still a prostitute, but the ladies and sisters in the world are relieved and don't have to worry about Shi Zhongyu anymore, but a handsome man like me should be careful, it's too dangerous to be outside alone! 】
[Princess Yunluo: Shameless!Do you think you are brother Jiang Feng? 】
[Princess Changping Li Cuiyu: This bastard dares to covet Brother Jiang Feng's beauty, damn it! 】
[Black and white twin swords Min Rou: Woohoo, my Yu'er! 】
……
"A sin!"
Min Rou cried and wailed, and fainted immediately.
"Junior Sister!"
Shi Qing quickly hugged Min Rou, pinched him, and let the latter wake up slowly.
"This rebellious son dares to harm the little princess of Lingxiao City, this time is considered punishment!" Shi Qing hugged Min Rou and hated iron for being weak.
"Woooo..."
Min Rou burst into tears, a son died, and a son became like this, what's the point of her being alive.
"It's true that evil is rewarded with evil, this little prostitute deserves it!"
On a big ship, Shi Xiaocui said indignantly.
She is the mistress of the Snow Mountain School, Bai Zizai's wife, also the mother of Bai Wanjian, and the grandmother of Bai Axiu.
"Maybe this is the cycle of heaven, and the retribution is not good."
A soft and serene voice sounded, and it was a beautiful young girl who was as quiet as a delicate flower shining in the water, and acted like a weak willow supporting the wind.
The girl has a melon-shaped face, elegant and gentle, and a pair of bright and clear big eyes are very moving, I feel pity when I see it.
It was Bai Axiu, the little princess of the Snow Mountain School.
She did not die after jumping off the cliff, but was rescued by her grandmother Shi Xiaocui who ran away from home.
Shi Xiaocui quarreled with Bai Zizai and got angry, so instead of taking Bai Axiu back to Lingxiao City, he wandered around the rivers and lakes to relax.
Snow Mountain School Lingxiao City.
The crowd was in an uproar, and they were in a good mood.
"This thief should be punished!"
"It's best to let him kill it!"
"It's too cheap for him to die, isn't he lustful, let him become a eunuch!"
"Make him crippled, with broken legs and arms!"
"It's better to be blind and deaf!"
"I don't know what punishment Junior Sister Hua will receive?"
Speaking of Hua Wanzi, everyone suddenly became nervous.
For this beautiful little junior sister.
The disciples of the Snow Mountain School naturally liked it very much.
"The monk's heart is moved, and the prostitute falls in love with a man. What punishment will I get? I'm neither a monk nor a nun, nor a prostitute..."
Hua Wanzi was not in the mood to laugh at Shi Zhongyu, her heart was fluctuating and uneasy.
[Hua Wanzi draws random penalties as follows]
[One-night love: fall in love with the first man in life, and will never change for him until death. 】
A light fell.
Hua Wanzi didn't feel any obvious changes, but looking at the explanation of the punishment, Hua Wanzi didn't know whether to be happy or sad.
Happily, this punishment did not substantially harm her for the time being.
The sad thing is that she is afraid that she will be in a difficult situation in the future.
Those who covet her will instantly skyrocket.
Even her senior brothers may not be able to believe it.
"This punishment is awesome!"
Shi Zhongyu said with a smile: "But women are the most annoying!"
He looked at Jiang Feng, his eyes became hot again.
"Amitabha!"
Jiumozhi proclaimed the Buddha's name, but his eyes fell on Hua Wanzi intentionally or unintentionally.
He feels that the "Qing" who is "worthy of Tathagata and worthy of Qing" is right in front of him.
[Blood Knife Ancestor: This punishment is interesting, that is to say, as long as I am the first ancestor, she will fall in love with me until death! 】
[Wang Wanren of the Snow Mountain School: You old bastard, don't even think about touching Junior Sister Hua! 】
[Sentimental son Hou Xibai: The punishment in the live broadcast room is really getting more and more interesting, but in the future, the flower girl will be in danger. 】
[Tiejianmen Yuzhenzi: What dangers can there be in the future?They've all been preempted! 】
[Princess Changping Li Cuiyu: Shameless! 】
[Fairy Jinghong Yang Yan: I wonder what rewards Young Master Jiang and Aunt Mei Fang will get this time? 】
……
After the punishment, everyone looked forward to the reward.
[This time, Mei Fanggu and Jiang Feng answered the question correctly. 】
【Please select the method of drawing random rewards】
Mei Fanggu chose to draw by herself.
So did Jiang Feng.
[Start to draw random rewards]
[Mei Fanggu draws random rewards as follows]
[The fragrance of plum blossoms comes from the bitter cold: the more beautiful the red plums are when the wind, frost and snow hit. 】
[Jiang Feng draws random rewards as follows. 】
[Enlightenment tea (one bag): can help people enlightenment]
Two lights fell.
Mei Fanggu's whole body was shrouded in bright light, as if she was undergoing transformation.
Jiang Feng had an extra bag of enlightenment tea in his hand.
[Cheng Zhengfei: This is already the second bag, envy! 】
[Four eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: Envious! 】
[Tie Jianmen Yu Mako: Damn!The ugly monster has become a peerless beauty! ! ? 】
[Blood Knife Patriarch: Damn it!The ugly monster has become a peerless beauty! ! ? 】
[Mei Wenxin: What an ugly monster!Fang Gu was originally a peerless beauty! 】
……
The bullet screen was full of exclamations.
In the live broadcast room, Mei Fanggu's yellow, black and ugly appearance disappeared, and was replaced by a big beauty with an oval face, snow-white skin, and a graceful figure.
"This is my mother?"
The dog bastard on Motianya was stunned.
I couldn't believe my eyes.
"I didn't expect your mother to be such a beautiful woman, but yes, if she were ugly, she wouldn't have so much love and hatred!"
Xie Yanke said.
Moreover, Mei Fanggu is the daughter of Mei Wenxin and Ding Busi, both of whom are well-known masters in the Jianghu, and they are not ugly.
What's more, Mei Wenxin was also a well-known beauty in the Jianghu back then.
"I regained my appearance?"
Mei Fanggu felt her own changes but didn't have much surprise or excitement.
After all, her disfigurement was not done by others, but by her own troubles and disfigurement.
"Shi Qing has never loved you, so why bother with yourself!"
Jiang Feng shook his head.
Mei Fanggu is actually very similar to Yaoyue.
They are all strong women.
Still very extreme.
In the original book, Yaoyue rescued Jiang Feng and took care of her meticulously. As a result, Jiang Feng secretly got together with her maid, Hua Yuenu, eloped and gave birth to twins.
The invitation to the moon was completely blown up, and it was unacceptable.
Her status, martial arts and appearance, which point is not better than Huayuenu?
And she was so kind to Jiang Feng, Jiang Feng actually chose a maid and didn't choose her, how could the proud Yaoyue accept it?
So after Jiang Feng and Hua Yuenu died, Yaoyue was still puzzled, wanted his two sons to kill each other, and pricked his arm with a needle from time to time to vent his anger.
But now, under Jiang Feng's acupuncture and moxibustion treatment, Yaoyue has not turned black and has become better.
Mei Fanggu at this time is equivalent to Yaoyue in the later period.
Mei Fanggu is the daughter of Mei Wenxin and Ding Busi. Her family has strong martial arts skills.
But Shi Qing just didn't like her liking Min Rou.
In a rage, she robbed Shi Qing and Min Rou's son, gave him a corpse, and finally ruined her own appearance.
It was even more ruthless than the blackened Yaoyue.
"Why? How am I not as good as that little bitch Min Rou?"
When Aunt Mei Fang heard this, she immediately exploded.
"It's because you are so kind and strong that Shi Qing doesn't like you!"
Jiang Feng was about to explain.
In case he gets the story of the peerless twins in the future, he can use the example of Mei Fanggu and Shi Qing to defend himself.
"He feels inferior when he's with you, but he doesn't feel inferior when he's with Min Rou. Instead, he's very happy. Of course he chose Min Rou!"
Jiang Feng said.
In the future, even if the Peerless Twins are broadcast live, he chooses Huayuenu, it is because he is too weak, not worthy of inviting the moon, you great palace lord!
Now that I am stronger, naturally there will be no such problems!
"I don't believe it! I don't believe it!"
Mei Fanggu still finds it hard to accept, deceiving herself and others.
[Cheng Zhengfei: Aunt Mei Fang really likes Shi Qing, so the dainty little slut that the bastard is talking about is undoubtedly Min Rou! 】
[Little boy Yang Guo: If the bastard has nothing to do with Shi Qing, why did Aunt Mei Fang ask him to find Min Rou when she scolded the bastard?Is the dog bastard really the son of Shi Qing and Mei Fangu? 】
[Blood Knife Patriarch: I found that Aunt Mei Fang is still perfect! 】
[Tiejianmen Yuzhenzi: The power in the live broadcast room is so miraculous, isn't it normal to help Mei Fanggu restore her appearance, and restore her perfect body by the way?Like the former concubine who used the healing card to restore her appearance, wouldn't she also restore her perfect body? 】
[Dog bastard: Mom, who is my father?Is that Shi Qing? 】
……
"I didn't expect Young Master Jiang to really understand me!"
When Shi Qing heard Jiang Feng say why he chose Min Rou instead of Mei Fanggu, he couldn't help but sigh with emotion.
"Brother, you really didn't lie to me?"
Min Rou stared at Shi Qing again, more and more suspicious that the bastard was Shi Qing and Mei Fanggu's son.
"Junior Sister, what exactly do you need to believe?"
Shi Qing said helplessly: "When I find Aunt Mei Fang, I will kill her to avenge Jian'er and prove my innocence!"
Min Rou nodded, staring at Mei Fanggu in the live broadcast room, her eyes were full of murderous intent.
[The first question is over, and the live broadcast continues. 】
【All lucky viewers please watch carefully and prepare to answer the questions. 】
As the sound of the live broadcast room sounded, Mei Fanggu, who was still skeptical about her life, was pulled back to her place, and everyone took their positions.
The originally frozen live broadcast screen was played again.
on the screen.
Xie Yanke was surprised and disappointed when he heard the bastard say that he didn't ask for help.
"If this little guy really didn't beg for anything from me, how would he fulfill his wish back then? I'm afraid his mother is a depraved woman, why would his son be beaten when he begs for food from her? What did she call 'Jiao Didi, little bitch? ’, most likely because her husband abandoned her because he loved the new and abandoned the old, so she was full of anger on her son. There are so many foolish women in the country.”
He looked at the bastard and asked, "You're a little beggar, don't you beg for food and money?"
"I never ask for it. When people give it to me, I take it. Sometimes people don't give it, and he turns around and doesn't pay attention. I take it too, and slip away quickly."
Xie Yanke smiled lightly: "Then you are not a beggar, you are a little thief!"
"What is a thief?"
"Do you really not understand? Or are you pretending to be stupid?"
"Of course I really don't understand, so I asked you. What is pretending to be stupid?"
[Cheng Shifei: The bastard is really cute and silly! 】
[Little boy Yang Guo: The bastard is not stupid, on the contrary, he is very smart. As long as his mother never taught him this knowledge, he has no chance to learn, so he seems to know nothing, very stupid! 】
[Chilian Fairy Li Mochou: What a poor kid! 】
[The most vicious Yun Zhonghe: When did the murderous Fairy Chilian also overflow with maternal love! 】
[Chilian Fairy Li Mochou: You are a perverted thief, I will kill you one by one! 】
[The most ferocious Yun Zhonghe: Coincidentally, fairies like you, I see you playing with each other! 】
[Princess Changping Li Cuiyu: You are a perverted thief, don't be ashamed of yourself here, I will dirty my eyes when I see you! 】
[Very evil Yun Zhonghe: Princess beauty, you will know about me in the future! 】
[Princess Changping Li Cuiyu: Don't let me meet you! 】
……
"Damn whore!"
Princess Changping was very angry, and told the female guard sent by the emperor to protect her:
"Go and find that prostitute for Bengong, I will beat him to death with my own hands!"
"Yes, princess!"
The female guard hurried down to order.
Princess Changping continued to watch the live broadcast.
on the screen.
Xie Yanke took a few glances at the bastard's face, and saw that although his face was covered with mud, his eyes were bright and dark, and he showed no signs of stupidity, so he said doubtfully:
"You are not a three-year-old baby, you have lived to be a teenager, why don't you understand anything?"
"My mother doesn't like to talk to me. She said that she hates me when she sees me, and she often ignores me for ten days and eight days. I had to talk to Ah Huang. Ah Huang can only listen, but can't talk, and he can't talk to me. What I say is a thief and what is pretending to be stupid."
Seeing that there was no cunning in his eyes, Xie Yanke thought to himself: "Isn't this kid scolding me around the corner?"
"So you're not going to talk to your neighbors?"
"What is a neighbor?"
Xie Yanke was so annoyed, he said, "People who live near your house are neighbors."
The dog bastard said: "Live near my house? Well, there are eleven big pine trees in total. There are many squirrels on the trees, pheasants and hares in the grass. Are those neighbors? They can only squeak, but they don't can speak."
"You have grown up so big, have you never talked to anyone except your mother?"
"I've been staying at home on the mountain, and I can't get down. I haven't talked to anyone except my mother. My mother disappeared a few days ago. When I was looking for my mother, I fell off the mountain. Later, Ah Huang disappeared again. I asked people, Where did my mother go, and where did Ah Huang go? People say they don’t know. Does that count as talking?”
Xie Yanke thought to himself: "It turns out that you lived on the barren hill all your life, and your mother didn't come to pay attention to you. No wonder you don't understand this or that."
He then said, "That's considered talking. Then how do you know that money can buy steamed buns?"
"I've seen someone buy it. You don't have money, but I have money. You want it, don't you? I'll give it to you."
The bastard took out the pieces of silver from his pocket and handed them to him.
[Cheng Shifei: The bastard is really majestic! 】
[Blood knife patriarch: The bastard probably doesn't know that money has other uses besides buying steamed buns! 】
[Sentimental son Hou Xibai: The bastard is so pitiful, he only saw his mother before he went down the mountain, and his mother didn't want to see him, and didn't talk to him for ten days and a half months! 】
[Wudang Zhang Wuji: Originally, I thought I was miserable enough, but I didn't expect the bastard to be more pitiful than me. I have been on a desert island for ten years, and at least I have my parents and adoptive father. They all like me! 】
[Tie Jianmen Yu Mako: The bastard is not a father, and mother does not love, but you have 'two fathers' who love you, hehe! 】
[Tianying teaches Yin Susu: A dog can't spit out ivory! 】
[Yangzhou Ssangyong Kou Zhong: I'm really curious about who the father of the bastard is, so Aunt Mei Fang hates it, and it feels like the bastard is not her own! 】
[Wu Zhou Di Renjie: Maybe he really picked it up! 】
……
Everyone became more and more curious about the "mysterious father" of the dog bastard.
Is it Shi Qing?
If Shi Qing...
That would be interesting.
on the screen.
Xie Yanke finally felt relieved at this moment, it seemed that the bastard was not arranged by others to deal with him.
The dog bastard asked, "You said just now that I am not a beggar, but a thief. Am I a beggar, or a thief?"
Xie Yanke smiled slightly, and said: "If you beg for food and money from others, and only give it to you if they are willing to give it, you are a beggar. If you ignore others' willingness to give it, and secretly reach out to take it, then It's a thief."
The dog bastard tilted his head and thought for a while, then said: "I never ask people for things, I don't care if they give it to me, I just eat it, then I'm a thief."
"Yes, you are an old thief."
Xie Yanke was taken aback, and said angrily, "What did you call me?"
"Aren't you an old thief? They obviously refused to give you these two swords, but you snatched them. You are not a child, so you are naturally an old thief."
Dog mongrel righteous words.
Instead of being angry, Xie Yanke smiled and said, "The word 'little thief' is a curse word, and 'old thief' is also a curse word. You can't just scold me."
"Then why are you scolding me?"
[Little young man Yang Guo: Hahaha, the big bastard is really awesome, he makes Xie Yanke feel embarrassed every time! 】
[Snow Mountain School Bai Zizai: Unexpectedly, Xie Yanke, a majestic Motian layman, can't argue with a child, what a joke in the world! 】
[Famous Gongsun Linglong: Bastard, you are very good and have a future, come and join my famous family! 】
……
On the skyscraper cliff.
Xie Yanke covered his face.
His fame was ruined in this way.
Especially what happened later, I couldn't bear to look directly at it.
He didn't even dare to look at it.
on the screen.
Xie Yanke smiled and said, "Okay, I won't scold you either. You are not a beggar, nor a thief. I call you little baby, and you call me old uncle."
The bastard shook his head and said, "I'm not called Xiaowa, I'm called a bastard."
"The name of the dog bastard is not good. Your mother can call you, but others can't call you. Your mother is really strange, why did you call your son a dog bastard?"
The dog bastard said: "Why is the dog bastard bad? My Ah Huang is just a dog. I am happy when he is with me, just like you are with me. But when I talk to Ah Huang, he can only bark. You But also talk."
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to stroke Xie Yanke's back a few times, his hands were soft and gentle, with a kind expression, just like stroking a dog's fur.
[Snow Mountain School Bai Zizai: Hahaha, are you trying to laugh at me so you can inherit my Snow Mountain School?Today I found out that Motian Layman Xie Yanke is a dog!No, better than dogs, dogs can't talk, Xie Yanke can talk! 】
[Cheng Shifei: Worship the boss! 】
[Zhou Mu of Golden Knife Village: Worship the boss! 】
[Snow Mountain School Geng Wanzhong: Worship the boss! 】
……
The people watching the live broadcast in Jiuzhou burst into laughter.
Du Ziteng!
This wave of bastards patted Xie Yanke's back like a dog, and there was no one else.
Xie Yan's guest called Motian Layman, who is both good and evil, killing people without blinking an eye.
How many dare to stroke his beard?
Don't you see, before the Snow Mountain Sect and the people of Jindao Village were all in awe of him, and they didn't dare to be presumptuous.
That's a record breaking dog bastard.
Everyone couldn't help but sweat for the bastard.
That is, the bastards are simply ignorant.
If someone else dared to treat Xie Yanke like this, his head would blow off.
on the screen.
Xie Yanke channeled a wave of true energy to his back, and the whole body of the bastard shook, as if he had touched a piece of red-hot charcoal.
The bastard put his hand on his chest and said, "Old man, you have a fever. Come and rest under the tree over there for a while. I'll find some water for you to drink. What's wrong with you? You have a terrible fever. I'm afraid this The disease is not mild."
With a concerned look on his face as he spoke, the bastard reached out to hold his arm and asked him to rest under a tree.
This way, even though Xie Yanke is surly, seeing that he is sincere to him, he will no longer use his true energy to hurt him.
He said, "I'm fine, what's wrong with me? Look, haven't I lost my fever?"
As he spoke, he took the bastard's little hand and touched his forehead.
When the bastard touched his forehead, he felt a coolness on his forehead, and said anxiously: "Ah, old man, you are dying!"
Xie Yanke said angrily: "Nonsense, why am I dying?"
"My mother was sick once, and she had the same fever and chills. She kept yelling: 'I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I have no conscience, I'd better die!' Later, she almost died and slept on the bed. It took more than two months."
Xie Yanke smiled and said, "I won't die."
The bastard shook his head slightly, as if he didn't believe it.
The two walked for a while, the sun was shining in the sky, the dog bastard went to pick seven or eight large leaves to weave into a hat, and gave it to Xie Yanke.
Xie Yanke made him laugh and laugh, and couldn't bear to show his kindness, so he put a leaf hat on his head.
Under the scorching sun, wearing this hat feels cool and comfortable.
He has always been only afraid that he will hate him, and no one has ever cared for him with such kindness, so he couldn't help but feel a burst of warmth in his heart.
[Cheng Shifei: It's over!The image of Motian Layman Xie Yanke has completely collapsed! 】
[Xiangyang City Cheng Yaojia: Although the bastard is ignorant of the world, he is kind-hearted. It seems that he will not learn from Xie Yanke, but he will influence Xie Yanke with love! 】
[Blood knife patriarch: I'm afraid there is only a bastard who can make Motian layman Xie Yanke willingly wear a green leaf hat! 】
……
Everyone was very emotional.
Although the dog bastard just came out of the rivers and lakes, he doesn't understand the world and the world, and his words make people laugh and cry.
But there was something about him that was contagious.
Everyone was watching the live broadcast closely.
For fear of missing a single bit.
on the screen.
Xie Yanke and the bastard came to a small town, and the bastard said, "You don't have money, this disease might be caused by starvation, let's go to a restaurant to eat something full."
The bastard took Xie Yanke's hand and entered the restaurant.
He had never been in a restaurant, and he didn't know how to order food. He took out the broken silver and copper coins in his arms and put them on the table, and said to the waiter:
"My old uncle and I want to eat meat and fish, so take all the money."
There is more than three taels of silver, and it is enough to fix a good banquet on the table.
The waiter in the store was overjoyed, and hurriedly ordered the kitchen to cook chicken, fish and duck, and soon the dishes were served one after another.
Xie Yanke ordered another two catties of white sprinkles.
The bastard took a sip of the wine, spat it out, and said, "It's very spicy, it's not good." He just ate meat.
Xie Yanke thought to himself: "Although this kid is not sensible, he is born bold and bold. It seems that he is not stupid. If he manages well, he can become a master in the martial arts."
But he changed his mind and thought again: "Oh, there are so many ungrateful people in the world. My brute apprentice has the best aptitude, which is rare in this world, but he didn't hurt me enough? Why do you want to accept him as an apprentice?"
Thinking of his villain, he immediately became angry, drank up two catties of white wine, ate some dishes, and said, "Let's go!"
"Old man, are you all right?"
Xie Yanke said: "Okay!"
He thought to himself: "Now that you have run out of money, if you want to eat again, you have to ask me. Let's find a big town and exchange the gold leaves."
[Cheng Fei: I rely on it!The bastard is so sincere to him, this guy actually wants to plot against the bastard! 】
[Little boy Yang Guo: There are many ungrateful people in the world. It seems that his apprentice is ungrateful and has nothing to do with him! 】
[Princess Yunluo: This is called like a teacher, there must be a disciple! 】
[Sun Xiaohong: I don't know what to do next time I eat, the bastard has no money, what should I do? 】
[Murongxian: Xie Yanke, this old guy, is really not a thing! 】
……
Everyone scolded Xie Yanke.
Xie Yanke was so angry that he jumped, but there was nothing he could do.
on the screen.
After Xie Yanke and the bastard left the town, they heard the sound of fighting.
Xie Yanke came forward with the bastards, and found that one of them was the old man of Baijing Island Dabei, who had lost a move to him back then, and his martial arts were very powerful.
But now he was injured and besieged by three masters of the Changle Gang.
It turned out that Changle Gang wanted to invite Dabei Old Man to join, but Dabei Old Man said that Changle Gang was an evil gang.
Even if he received the order of rewarding good and punishing evil on the island of knights and died on the island of knights, he would not join forces with the Changle gang.
Soon the old man was seriously injured and fell to the ground.
The bastard couldn't bear it anymore, rushed out, and shouted: "Hey, you three bad guys, why are you beating up a good guy together?"
Xie Yanke frowned, thinking: "This baby is going to cause trouble."
Then he liked it in his heart: "That's fine, let's use the hands of these three people to kill him. If I don't save him, it's not a violation of my oath: Otherwise, if the little baby asks me for help, I'll take care of it for him." Those three."
[Princess Li Cuiyu of Changping: Xie Yanke is too bad, even at this time, he is still plotting against a bastard, and even wants to die, it is really inhumane! 】
[Fairy Jinghong Yang Yan: Anyway, the bastard was so kind to him before, but he wanted to kill him with a knife! 】
[Motian Layman Xie Yanke: I thank Yanke for doing things, why should I care about others?Don't you know that the old man has never been a good person? 】
[Flying Bat Ke Zhen'e: You are a bad guy and you have reason, you should be killed! 】
[Cheng Shifei: As a pig's foot, the bastard will definitely not die, but I don't know whether it will be Xie Yanke or someone else who will rescue him in the end? 】
Everyone is curious whether the dog bastard can save the old man of great compassion.
on the screen.
The dog bastard stood in front of Dabei old man and shouted: "You can't make things difficult for this old man anymore."
The screen freezes.
[Second question, can the bastards force back the masters of the Changle Gang?How do you do it? 】
[A, can.He was stabbed 36 times in a row and remained motionless. 】
[B, can.In order to save people, I beg Xie Yanke to help. 】
[C, can't.He was knocked to the ground with a punch, unable to move. 】
[D, can't.Being tapped on the acupuncture points, it is difficult to move. 】
……
(End of this chapter)
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