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Chapter 204 The devil fruit turns into a dragon (seeking a monthly ticket)

The dog bastard and Ding Dang are married and enter the bridal chamber?
Can it be successful?
[Princess Yunluo: I think it will definitely succeed. The bastard is a pig's foot, and Shi Zhongyu is the big villain. He must not be able to grab the pig's foot!Beauty must be a pig's feet! 】

[Peach Blossom Island Huang Rong: That's not necessarily the case!After all, the dog bastard is not Shi Zhongyu, Ding Dang likes Shi Zhongyu, and the dog bastard will probably not take advantage of others! 】

[Tie Jianmen Yu Mako: The bastard doesn't understand anything, but as a normal 20-year-old man, he also likes beautiful women, and with Ding Dang and Ding Busan in charge, the bastard will definitely not refuse! 】

[Cheng Zhengfei: So the answer is A, did you get married and enter the bridal chamber? 】

[Blood Knife Ancestor: Maybe you choose D, you don’t need to go to court to get married, and go directly to the bridal chamber. It’s simple and easy, and I like it the most! 】

[Princess Yunluo: Shameless! 】

[Princess Changping Li Cuiyu: Shameless! 】

[Little boy Yang Guo: A bastard is not that kind of person! 】

[Shao Min County Master Zhao Min: The bastard probably doesn't understand what it means to be married, and he doesn't know what rituals are required before entering the bridal chamber. It is not impossible to enter the bridal chamber directly! 】

[Fairy Jinghong Yang Yan: Bastards don't understand anything, but Ding Dang and Ding Busan don't understand. Although the children of the world are informal, they probably won't let the bastards go straight into the bridal chamber without getting married! 】

[The chief executive, Wei Xiaobao: Maybe something happened in the middle, the marriage ceremony was gone, and then Ding Dang or the bastard had some kind of strange prostitution and acacia, then it would be over! 】

[Wanli Lonely Walker Tian Boguang: You eunuch, you really understand it!Do you usually pick flowers?can you? 】

[Wei Xiaobao, chief executive: I'm always better than you! 】

……

"I married the bastard and entered the bridal chamber?"

Ding Dang blushed, with shock in his eyes.

But looking at the appearance of the dog bastard that is exactly the same as Shi Zhongyu, maybe it is really possible.

I feel like I'm going to die!

Studio.

"I was green?"

Shi Zhongyu frowned and looked at the four answers.

This is the future.

He is not good at judging now.

If he knew that Ding Dang was married to a bastard, he might try to snatch the marriage.

But if he didn't know, naturally he wouldn't go.

"Do I know?"

"The Changle gang wants to use me as a scapegoat to deal with the second envoy of rewarding the good and punishing the evil of the Knight Island. I already know it and I am going to escape."

"I was the one who ran away during the live broadcast. Bei Haishi and the others took the bastard for me and brought back the Changle Gang..."

"Since I escaped, I must have run far away, and I should not be within the sphere of influence of the Changle Gang, so it is unlikely that I will go to snatch the bride!"

"If I hadn't gone to snatch the bride and Ding Busan presided over the wedding, shouldn't there be any accidents?"

"The bastard is still a pig's foot, with a pig's foot halo to protect him, I guess Ding Dang is the woman prepared for him... It's really disgusting!"

Shi Zhongyu was aggrieved, but finally chose option A, and the dog bastard and Ding Dang successfully married and entered the bridal chamber.

Although he didn't like this answer, he felt that this answer was the most likely.

"Any accident is possible, that is to say, all four answers are possible!"

Jiumozhi frowned:
"Although the bastard is kind and won't do bad things, he doesn't understand anything and has no opinions. Ding Busan and Ding Dang asked him to marry him and enter the bridal chamber. He should be unable to refuse, but if something unexpected happens..."

"As far as the character design of the dog bastard is concerned, the answer to entering the bridal chamber is the most unlikely answer!"

"But looking at the previous questions, the least likely answer is often the right answer!"

"Perhaps the bastard is the same type as Xu Zhu, he didn't get married, he entered the bridal chamber first!"

After thinking about it for a while, Jiumozhi decided to take a risky move and chose option D.

Because he was very impressed with Xu Zhu.

Originally in the future, he was hanged and beaten by Xu Zhu.

Moreover, Xu Zhu and the bastard are both stupid, they don't understand anything, but all kinds of tricks are flying.

He thinks the bastard might be the same as Xu Zhu.

Do not buy tickets.

Get in the car directly.

"Although the dog bastard is a pig's feet, it seems that it is not so easy to hug a beauty..."

"The previous Yang Guo, Zhang Wuji, Duan Yu, etc. have all experienced many hardships, and besides Xu Zhu, none of them entered the bridal chamber early!"

"The bastards will definitely not be able to enter!"

Hua Wanzi and Mei Fanggu thought from another angle: "If you can't enter the bridal chamber, then the answer is to choose between B and C!"

"Did you get married?"

This question is not a good choice.

Because any accident may happen in the middle.

finally.

Both Hua Wanzi and Mei Fanggu chose the one that was pleasing to the eye, and that was marriage by worship.

Because they all hate Shi Zhongyu.

So option B was chosen.

Jiang Feng also chose option B.

After everyone answered the questions, they all looked at Jiang Feng, wanting to know Jiang Feng's answer.

After discovering that Jiang Feng chose B.

Jiumozhi and Shi Zhongyu thumped in their hearts.

Mei Fanggu and Hua Wanzi were overjoyed.

【Question time ends】

[Correct answer: choose B]

"Wrong choice again!"

"Convex (Fuck Duck)!"

Shi Zhongyu couldn't help but swear, Jiumozhi looked frustrated. ,
Hua Wanzi and Mei Fanggu were overjoyed.

Only seen on the screen.

Although the dog bastard likes Ding Dang, he doesn't want to get Ding Dang under Shi Potian's name.

He told Ding Busan and Ding Dang.

He's not some rock and roll, he's a bastard.

But Ding Dang didn't believe it.

And he also produced evidence that the bastard had a scar from Ding Dang's bite on his body.

The bastard was stunned when he saw the scar.

When did he have it?
He remembered what he didn't have.

And Ding Busan doesn't care who the bastard is, he recognizes the bastard, and it doesn't matter what the bastard is called.

then.

The dog bastard was taken home by Ding Dang and Ding Busan in a daze, put on wedding clothes, and brought to the hall.

I saw eight giant candles shining brightly, and a table of eight immortals in the middle was covered with a red table curtain.

Ding Busan stood outside with a smile.

As soon as the bastard stepped into the hall, the three men in the hallway played their flutes in unison.

"Invite the bride to come out."

Only hear the ring wearing Ding Dong, two middle-aged women are supporting a woman wearing a red silk headband and a red shirt, who looks exactly like Ding Dang.

The three women stood to the right of the bastard.

Candlelight dazzles the eyes, and the scent of orchid musk deer wafts, the bastard is confused, afraid, but fond of it.

A man praised: "Bai Tian!"

Seeing Ding Dang, the dog bastard bowed down to Yingying in the courtyard. While hesitating, the man whispered in his ear, "Kneel down and kowtow."

Gently pushed on his back again.

The bastard thought: "It seems that we must worship."

He immediately knelt down and kowtowed a few times.

A woman supporting Ding Dang saw that he was in a panic, and couldn't help but burst out laughing.

The man praised: "Pray to the ground!"

The dog bastard and Ding Dang turned around and kowtowed inward together.

The man praised again: "Grandfather."

Ding Busan stood in the middle, Ding Dang bowed down first, the bastard hesitated for a moment, and bowed down after him.

"The couple pay their respects."

Seeing Ding Dang kneeling sideways towards him, the dog bastard suddenly came to his senses, and said loudly, "Grandpa, Ding Dangdang, I'm really not the leader of the Stone Gang, not your brother Tian. You misidentified the person, don't... Don't blame me."

Ding Busan laughed loudly, and said, "You bastard, you're still talking about this now! I won't blame you in the future, and I won't blame you forever!"

The dog bastard said: "Ding Ding Dang Dang, let's talk in our heads, let's pray to heaven and earth, are we just kidding, or are we serious?"

Ding Dang was already kneeling on the ground, with a red silk covering his head, suddenly heard him ask this sentence, and smiled: "Of course I take it seriously. This kind of thing...how can...how can it be a joke?"

The dog bastard said loudly: "It's none of my business that you recognized the wrong person today. In the future, if you repent and twist my ears and bite my shoulders again, that won't work!"

All of a sudden, everything in the hall was brilliant.

Ding Dang couldn't help laughing, giggled, and laughed, and said in a low voice: "I will never regret it, as long as you treat me well and be sincere to me, I... I will naturally not twist your ears or bite your shoulders."

[Princess Yunluo: The bastard is scared of being beaten! 】

[Cheng Zhengfei: The bastard was beaten by his mother when he was a child, but now he is beaten by Ding Dang! 】

[Little boy Yang Guo: It seems that the bastard is not opposed to this marriage, but the bridal chamber was not successful, it seems that something happened! 】

[Princess Li Cuiyu of Changping: Could it be that Shi Zhongyu came to snatch the marriage, or did Shi Zhongyu step into the bridal chamber first and let the bastard stay alone? 】

[Four eyebrows Lu Xiaofeng: Is it punishable to be the first to step into the bridal chamber? 】

[Sentimental son Hou Xibai: If it's Shi Zhongyu, you can really do it! 】

……

Everyone wondered what would happen in the middle.

Keep an eye on the live broadcast.

on the screen.

The dog bastard and Ding Dang's couple completed their worship and were sent to the bridal chamber.

The dog bastard's heart was beating wildly. Although he didn't understand world affairs, he also knew that he and Ding Dang had worshiped the world and became husband and wife.

Seeing Ding Dang sitting upright, with the piece of red silk covering his head, he didn't move at all. After a while, he couldn't think of anything to say, so he said:

"Ding Ding Dang Dang, you are covered with this thing on your head, aren't you bored?"

Ding Dang said with a smile: "It's so stuffy, you should take it off!"

The dog bastard pinched the corner of the red silk with two fingers, and gently peeled it off. Under the candlelight, Ding Dang's face and lips were red with rouge, bright and beautiful, charming and shy.

The dog bastard was full of surprises, stared at her intently, and said, "You...you are so beautiful."

Ding Dang smiled slightly, a small dimple appeared on his left cheek, and slowly lowered his head.

At this time, Ding Busan suddenly heard loudly saying from a high place outside the room: "Tonight is the auspicious time for my granddaughter to return home. Where is she coming? Why don't you come down and have a glass of wedding wine?"

[Cheng Fei: Damn it!Sure enough, it was a surprise! 】

[Tie Jianmen Yu Zhenzi: The bastard came to marry him, but he didn't enter the bridal chamber in the end. This marriage is too boring! 】

[Little boy Yang Guo: I don't know who is here?It shouldn't be Shi Zhongyu. Shi Zhongyu's martial arts are low, so he doesn't deserve Ding Busan's serious treatment! 】

[Peach Blossom Island Huang Rong: I'm afraid someone from the Changle Gang came here! 】

on the screen.

Sure enough, it was Bei Haishi and others from the Changle Gang.

It turned out that Hua Wanzi told Bai Wanjian that Shi Zhongyu (the dog bastard) was in the Changle Gang after returning home, so Bai Wanjian brought the disciples of the Xueshan School to the Changle Gang to seek revenge on Shi Zhongyu (the dog bastard).

Bei Haishi came over to ask the bastard how to deal with it.

Peace is the most important thing, and it is better to keep all the people from the Xueshan faction.

But the dog bastard and Ding Dang are in the same room, although he likes it, he is also extremely anxious, uneasy, not knowing what the next step will be after the bridal chamber, thinking to himself that he is not her real 'Brother Tian', this In the event of "worshiping heaven and earth to get married", in the end, it is inevitable to tear down the diorama, which makes it extremely embarrassing.

Fortunately, when Bei Haishi arrived, he took the opportunity to escape, and the bastard said: "In that case, I'll go back and have a look. If they have any misunderstanding, I'll explain it to them honestly."

He turned around and said, "Grandpa, Ding Ding Dang, I'm going."

[Tie Jianmen Yu Mako: Damn!The bastard is so stupid, he gave up entering the bridal chamber by himself, I really want to beat him to death and replace him as a bridal chamber! 】

[Ding Dang: You old bastard, you deserve it too! 】

[Tie Jianmen Yu Zhenzi: Little beauty, you wait, sooner or later, I will make you kneel and cry and beg for mercy! 】

[Little boy Yang Guo: Brother Gou is indeed a gentleman, he did not take advantage of others!Unlike some lewd thieves, whose head is on the bottom! 】

[Tie Jianmen Yu Zhenzi: Are you looking for death, kid! 】

……

"Jian'er is really good, but why is there such a big gap between Yu'er and Jian'er!"

Seeing that the bastard didn't take advantage of others to enter the bridal chamber, Shi Qing couldn't help but think of Shi Zhongyu while feeling relieved.

They are all compatriots from the same mother, why is Shi Zhongyu so bad.

"Brother, since you think Mei Fanggu raised Jian'er better, then go and live with Mei Fanggu as a family of three, what do you want from me!"

When Min Rou heard this, she couldn't help feeling jealous.

In fact, she also knew that Shi Zhongyu was so bad because she loved him too much.

But if my son is not spoiled, who should I spoil?

"Junior Sister, what are you talking about? I don't mean to blame you. I am also responsible for Yu'er becoming like this!"

Shi Qing comforted.

He decided in his heart that when Shi Zhongyu came back, he must discipline him severely.

He continued to watch the live broadcast.

Fortunately, there was no scene of two brothers fighting for a woman.

on the screen.

Ding Dang, who was in the wedding room, listened to the people talking outside, and guessed that the reason why the Xueshan School was so excited to ask the sinner was because his romantic husband-in-law saw Hua Wanzi's beauty and looked down on her.

Nine times out of ten, they raped her. As for what Chen Xiangzhu said, "I didn't even touch a single hair of her", it was mostly to cover up for the gang leader, otherwise the money would be fine. ?
She also thought about the wedding ceremony in the bridal chamber tonight, how could he swallow his breath when he was going to meet Hua Wanzi and abandon him?

She immediately came out and said to Ding Busan: "Grandpa, there is something in Shi Lang's gang, and we have to go back to the main helm. We can't take advantage of the selfishness of our sons and daughters to confuse him with his business. How about this, our grandparents and grandchildren will follow Shi Lang Go, and see what great figures there are in the Snow Mountain School."

Although the bastard wanted to avoid the embarrassment in the bridal chamber, he was unwilling to be separated from Ding Dang. Hearing what she said, he was overjoyed and said with a smile:

"Great, great! Ding Ding Dang, you go with me, and grandpa will go too."

The screen freezes.

【This time, Jiumozhi and Shi Zhongyu gave wrong answers】

【Please select the random punishment method for drawing】

The two chose to draw by themselves.

[Start to draw random punishments]

[Jumozhi draws a random penalty as follows]

[Allergy to Dharma: As long as you hear chanting Buddhist scriptures, you will have a splitting headache and life would be worse than death. 】

"Convex (Fuck Duck)!"

Jiumozhi vomited blood, he couldn't be a monk anymore.

In fact, he is a martial idiot, it doesn't matter if he is a monk or not.

but.

This allergy to Buddhism obviously gave him a fatal weakness.

Once others recite sutras, he loses.

[Shi Zhongyu is randomly drawn and punished as follows]

[Allergies to beauty: Whether it is female or male, as long as there are too many thoughts in the mind, the whole body will itch, like thousands of little hands scratching and scratching. 】

"what!"

"It's so itchy!"

When a ray of light fell, Shi Zhongyu reacted immediately, apparently he was thinking of a woman, no, it was a man.

[Youth Fang Shiyu: The punishment this time is interesting. Monks are afraid of chanting scriptures, and prostitutes are afraid of beauty. 】

[Little boy Yang Guo: Jiumozhi will have no chance to draw with others in the future. Others can't beat him. As long as he recites the scriptures, Shi Zhongyu can escape into Buddhism. Otherwise, life will be worse than death! 】

[Holy Maiden of the Yingui Sect: This punishment is too much torture for Shi Zhongyu, but it is also too good, now he can't have bad thoughts about Mr. Jiang! 】

[Blood Knife Patriarch: Shi Qing Minrou's Shi Zhongyu account is completely useless, but fortunately there is still a bastard, so there is no need to practice a trumpet again! 】

[Tiejianmen Yuzhenzi: Actually, Pindao is willing to help Mrs. Shi practice a trumpet, hehe! 】

[Black and white twin swords Min Rou: Shameless! 】

[Black and white twin swords Shi Qing: Nasty! 】

[Ding Dang: It's over, Brother Tian is completely useless! 】

[No more than three times a day: What's so good about Shi Zhongyu's little boy?It's not even as good as a bastard, and it's better to follow a bastard than him! 】

[Black and white twin swords Min Rou: You Ding family, we can't climb high! 】

[No more than three times a day: My granddaughter still doesn't like your two silly sons! 】

……

[This time, Hua Wanzi, Mei Fanggu, and Jiang Feng answered the question correctly. 】

【Please select the method of drawing random rewards】

The three chose to draw by themselves.

[Start to draw random rewards]

[The random rewards drawn by Hua Wanzi are as follows]

[Hundred Flowers Zixia Skirt (Shenbing): Woven from thousands of years of ice silk, it is invulnerable to swords and guns, water and fire, and dust-free. 】

[Mei Fanggu draws random rewards as follows. 】

[Shu Fei (one box): Soft as water, warm as the sun, Shu Fei comforts your heart, you deserve it. 】

Two lights fell.

In Hua Wanzi's hand appeared a soft and silky purple long dress embroidered with hundreds of flowers.

A big box appeared in front of Aunt Mei Fang.

Shu Fei has appeared before.

Everyone is not surprised.

There is nothing magical about the clothes of the god soldier level.

Everyone doesn't care.

[Jiang Feng draws random rewards as follows. 】

[Devil Fruit (Fish Fruit·Phantom Beast·Green Dragon Form): A special treasure in the Pirate World that has eliminated all weaknesses. The posture of the dragon can cause all kinds of super-scale attacks that change the world. 】

……

(End of this chapter)